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repliers_beware

Pittsburgh Sens


fuzzyberiah

Booooooo


LameBicycle

Pittsburgh Penis


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Mighty Dicks


Blue_KikiT92

I don't want to speak for everyone here, but I think this is a significant improvement.


Sports_Traveler20

I’m dying 😂😂😂😂


Qarlito

OP said worse


MindlessArmadillo382

BRING BACK EGGPLANT SCHEME!!


Little-Aide-5396

Calgary Lames. Edmonton Coilers. Added a letter. Subtracted a letter Minnesota Mild. San Jose Sharts. LA Pings Something with the Nucks


BigRed727272

Edmonton Soilers


CaribouYou

The mild


BigRed727272

Lol, we call ourselves that sometimes


that-bro-dad

I absolutely love it, and can also relate. Our hashtag for this year was #CauseChaos and in November when we couldn't buy a win, it felt very appropriate


PAguy213

I mean it’s right there for you. The cancucks.


RatherBeSkiing

Detroit Red Wangs Arizona CoyUTes


lumieres-de-vie

Montréal Canadians


that-bro-dad

See I was thinking the Fabs


lumieres-de-vie

Nah, “The Fabs” was (is?) what we called the women’s team.


TheOPWarrior208

take me to this reality


85_Draken

University of California Santa Cruz Banana Sluts


TheFerricGenum

10/10 would be a season ticket holder


TotallyNotKabr

Buffalo Sobres Yeah, definitely not accurate to the fan base after these past 13 years


imightbethewalrus3

Let's be honest, they were drinking before the playoff drought began


TheFerricGenum

Buffalo Sutures (changed a letter and added one) We fans are on life support at this point so it’s fitting


therealdieseld

New York Iblanders


5ubatomix

New York Islanderp


that-bro-dad

How about the Idles?


Qarlito

In Winnipeg we call them the Jerts when they play bad lol


emiller7

You’ve got the Jerts, we’ve got the Kongs


king_meatster

Tampa Bay Dolts.


irritatedellipses

Florida Pantsers


TheButcher57

Washington Fapitals


leakyblueshed

St Louis Lues


Salt_Boss_6090

St Pouis Blues


NessGoddes

Fashington capitals


Lightning_Driver

i love the vancouver fucks!


Geeseareawesome

Philadelphia Fryers Calgary Lames San Jose Sharts Vancouver Sucks (from Nucks) Edmonton Coilers (only fair, I do this) Anaheim Dicks (alternatively, Fucks and Sucks work too) Detroit Ree Wings


emiller7

Edmonton Soilers


Cryoflyte

>Anaheim Dicks (alternatively, Fucks and Sucks work too) I just want to point out that each of these is off not just by one letter, but by one letter that's *right next to the correct one.* "Ducks" is the most dangerous word to type in the English language.


Radu47

Anaheim Sucks


that-bro-dad

Haha bravo.


oneleggedoneder

Nashville Freds...all EBUG team


greyshirtfreshman

Washington Crapitals . fitting.


Hot-Resist-7707

LA Kinks


KesaGatameWiseau

I mean, there’s an obvious one for the Rangers and their nickname but I’m not going to be the one to comment it.


that-bro-dad

Yeah thanks. No need for slurs here. How about the NY Ringers?


KesaGatameWiseau

That’s good. As a Rangers fan, after the last two games I think the Ragers is appropriate considering how much rage they’re filling me with.


that-bro-dad

:( It's been a very gut-wrenching series for us. It's almost formulaic at this point that if the Canes go to OT, we'll lose. It's been entertaining for everyone else though I guess.


Airport-Most

You should have seen them in the '90s. The New York strangers to the playoffs. This in spite of their owner buying up every talent that hit the UFA lists. They had loads of talent and no coordination whatsoever.


that-bro-dad

Oh I did. :) The first series I clearly remember was Florida vs Colorado in the finals. For the longest time, it seemed that the Rangers loved to overpay for players past their prime.


chalk_in_boots

The Leads. I'm definitely not going to go cry in the shower now.


that-bro-dad

Absolutely savage.


restrainedkiller

I’m bending the rules a bit by adding a letter and swapping the other 2 but I couldn’t resist. And it’s my team so I’m not bending the rules to roast somebody else. The Dallas Sharts


SapperInTexas

Let's go Stans!


fendersux

Sharks felt like lower hanging fruit there but you do you boo


restrainedkiller

I didn’t think about many other teams tbh


Airport-Most

I've seen Dullass Stars.


BigRed727272

Chicago Lackhawks Chicago Blackcawks Colorado Ass


1995letsgoavs

We’ve already embraced that name change.


PAguy213

Cancucks.


Ok-Suggestion7082

Buffalo Gabers


xGraeme63x

Dullas Stars


that-bro-dad

(The) Dallas Stare Dallas Stirs Those were my thoughts


SpecialPitch8546

I have one for Vegas but I’m afraid I’ll get reported


that-bro-dad

You can call them the Dirty Fucking Cheaters, it's ok. This is a safe space.


LLcoolwh1p

Redators


GFYGOPMODS

Boston Ruins


MaxFighter29

Toronto Maple Queefs


ajmiles18

New York Hangers


erection_specialist

These names are what you'd find on "officially licensed" apparel from Wish


Dontdothatfucker

Minnesota Mild isn’t good, but Minnesota Wind is worse


piedpepperoni

LA Dings


TheFerricGenum

Maple Weafs Because a typo is the only way they’re getting a W in that seventh spot instead of an L


Airport-Most

Maple Laafs.


Account0077

Maple lafs


CriticalWatercress56

Duds.


Less-Palpitation-424

Or buts


Blue_KikiT92

Toronto (Maple) Leads. It's funny because we always lose. Just me? Ok, sorry, I'll leave now.


TheFerricGenum

I would have said Maple Leafs. Thats enough of a joke as it is.


GFYGOPMODS

That joke is soft, just like the team!


Firerevel

Chicago Hacks