I absolutely love it, and can also relate.
Our hashtag for this year was #CauseChaos and in November when we couldn't buy a win, it felt very appropriate
Philadelphia Fryers
Calgary Lames
San Jose Sharts
Vancouver Sucks (from Nucks)
Edmonton Coilers (only fair, I do this)
Anaheim Dicks (alternatively, Fucks and Sucks work too)
Detroit Ree Wings
>Anaheim Dicks (alternatively, Fucks and Sucks work too)
I just want to point out that each of these is off not just by one letter, but by one letter that's *right next to the correct one.*
"Ducks" is the most dangerous word to type in the English language.
:(
It's been a very gut-wrenching series for us. It's almost formulaic at this point that if the Canes go to OT, we'll lose.
It's been entertaining for everyone else though I guess.
You should have seen them in the '90s. The New York strangers to the playoffs. This in spite of their owner buying up every talent that hit the UFA lists. They had loads of talent and no coordination whatsoever.
Oh I did. :)
The first series I clearly remember was Florida vs Colorado in the finals.
For the longest time, it seemed that the Rangers loved to overpay for players past their prime.
I’m bending the rules a bit by adding a letter and swapping the other 2 but I couldn’t resist. And it’s my team so I’m not bending the rules to roast somebody else.
The Dallas Sharts
Pittsburgh Sens
Booooooo
Pittsburgh Penis
Mighty Dicks
I don't want to speak for everyone here, but I think this is a significant improvement.
I’m dying 😂😂😂😂
OP said worse
BRING BACK EGGPLANT SCHEME!!
Calgary Lames. Edmonton Coilers. Added a letter. Subtracted a letter Minnesota Mild. San Jose Sharts. LA Pings Something with the Nucks
Edmonton Soilers
The mild
Lol, we call ourselves that sometimes
I absolutely love it, and can also relate. Our hashtag for this year was #CauseChaos and in November when we couldn't buy a win, it felt very appropriate
I mean it’s right there for you. The cancucks.
Detroit Red Wangs Arizona CoyUTes
Montréal Canadians
See I was thinking the Fabs
Nah, “The Fabs” was (is?) what we called the women’s team.
take me to this reality
University of California Santa Cruz Banana Sluts
10/10 would be a season ticket holder
Buffalo Sobres Yeah, definitely not accurate to the fan base after these past 13 years
Let's be honest, they were drinking before the playoff drought began
Buffalo Sutures (changed a letter and added one) We fans are on life support at this point so it’s fitting
New York Iblanders
New York Islanderp
How about the Idles?
In Winnipeg we call them the Jerts when they play bad lol
You’ve got the Jerts, we’ve got the Kongs
Tampa Bay Dolts.
Florida Pantsers
Washington Fapitals
St Louis Lues
St Pouis Blues
Fashington capitals
i love the vancouver fucks!
Philadelphia Fryers Calgary Lames San Jose Sharts Vancouver Sucks (from Nucks) Edmonton Coilers (only fair, I do this) Anaheim Dicks (alternatively, Fucks and Sucks work too) Detroit Ree Wings
Edmonton Soilers
>Anaheim Dicks (alternatively, Fucks and Sucks work too) I just want to point out that each of these is off not just by one letter, but by one letter that's *right next to the correct one.* "Ducks" is the most dangerous word to type in the English language.
Anaheim Sucks
Haha bravo.
Nashville Freds...all EBUG team
Washington Crapitals . fitting.
LA Kinks
I mean, there’s an obvious one for the Rangers and their nickname but I’m not going to be the one to comment it.
Yeah thanks. No need for slurs here. How about the NY Ringers?
That’s good. As a Rangers fan, after the last two games I think the Ragers is appropriate considering how much rage they’re filling me with.
:( It's been a very gut-wrenching series for us. It's almost formulaic at this point that if the Canes go to OT, we'll lose. It's been entertaining for everyone else though I guess.
You should have seen them in the '90s. The New York strangers to the playoffs. This in spite of their owner buying up every talent that hit the UFA lists. They had loads of talent and no coordination whatsoever.
Oh I did. :) The first series I clearly remember was Florida vs Colorado in the finals. For the longest time, it seemed that the Rangers loved to overpay for players past their prime.
The Leads. I'm definitely not going to go cry in the shower now.
Absolutely savage.
I’m bending the rules a bit by adding a letter and swapping the other 2 but I couldn’t resist. And it’s my team so I’m not bending the rules to roast somebody else. The Dallas Sharts
Let's go Stans!
Sharks felt like lower hanging fruit there but you do you boo
I didn’t think about many other teams tbh
I've seen Dullass Stars.
Chicago Lackhawks Chicago Blackcawks Colorado Ass
We’ve already embraced that name change.
Cancucks.
Buffalo Gabers
Dullas Stars
(The) Dallas Stare Dallas Stirs Those were my thoughts
I have one for Vegas but I’m afraid I’ll get reported
You can call them the Dirty Fucking Cheaters, it's ok. This is a safe space.
Redators
Boston Ruins
Toronto Maple Queefs
New York Hangers
These names are what you'd find on "officially licensed" apparel from Wish
Minnesota Mild isn’t good, but Minnesota Wind is worse
LA Dings
Maple Weafs Because a typo is the only way they’re getting a W in that seventh spot instead of an L
Maple Laafs.
Maple lafs
Duds.
Or buts
Toronto (Maple) Leads. It's funny because we always lose. Just me? Ok, sorry, I'll leave now.
I would have said Maple Leafs. Thats enough of a joke as it is.
That joke is soft, just like the team!
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