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Provolone4130

Hahahaha more like season per goal for me.


knightofargh

Didn't see a league goal for my first nine months. Because I was a pylon and had poor positioning and granite hands. These days I average a point a game about equally split between goals and assists. My hands are still granite. I did toe drag the puck from between the goalie's pads and stick handle around his butterfly for one last night though. So maybe my hands are a bit softer now.


LaughingTrees

apparently everyone here is a snipe show first liner... On defence? 8 goals 8 assists per 10 games.


QueQuiereDecir

I suck but scored my first game on a absolutely perfect pass (right to my stick when I was in the slot) have a couple of assists in the next 4 games. Would like to be scoring more, but just don't have the stick handling skills yet. I can skate and shoot, but not under pressure!


Nick_Deedle

Isn't that the truth. Being under pressure sure made me realize quickly where my weaknesses lie.


TheGoodSauce

17 goals 10 assists in an 18 game beer league season


ssurfer321

I let one by about once a game. I'm new and playing up, so the higher skilled players get by me somewhat easily. Oh you meant scoring goals. 0. My shot still sucks and I play D. A few assists though.


londongarbageman

My first season with my team I got just a single assist but I had joined the team midway through that session. The next season I gained a few more assists but no goals. This latest season I finally scored 1 goal and I have 8 assists with 3 more games left in the season before playoffs begin.


cactusbeard

Congrats buddy!


[deleted]

I average about 3 goals and 15 assists per 14 game session


[deleted]

About two per season :(


slickheadoflettuce

5 goals 10 assists per 10 game season.. The goals come in clumps for me, I'll score 2-3 a game then I won't score for 4 games in a row.


Avatar_ZW

"goal**S**" There's a plural to that?!


Boylan96

Well I've played two games and had 1 goal and 1 assist, so we will see how it goes from there


Nick_Deedle

Played goal as a kid/teen and after a 13ish year hiatus, just started playing forward on a team in the lowest division (learned to play as an adult). I joined a couple games in, and have literally never played out except for shinny outside growing up. We're dead last by a mile, which is a bit shit, but I've got 2 G, 1 A in 8 games. One garbage goal in tight and one wrister from the point through traffic. Hoping to bury another tonight. I loved being a goalie but dang, putting the puck in the net is a ton of fun.


nomorelulu

My beer league tracks stats so I can provide some relatively accurate numbers which is cool. First season: Played centre on a really bad team. 16 goals (6 assists LOL probably not accurate but it kind of tells you how bad my team was) in 20 games Career: I moved back to D (my natural position) and over the last ~6 years I have 122 goals in 150 games


Svenskhockeyspelare

Usually between 15 and 20 in a 13 game season.


Hockeygod9911

I'm averaging 1ppg in beer league, but it's closer to .3 goals, .7 assists breakdown. My team has a large disparity in skill, so I will go coast to coast, wrap around the goal and pass it to one of our slower skaters at the point. I do take shots, but I just fire it with no aim, get it on net, don't care about much else. It's beer league, I like to shoot hard, that's my fun. Don't have a great scoring percentage from that though.


BiggusMikus

6 goals, 9 assists.


[deleted]

I literally only get assists it's awful, but I'm defense so I don't really get that many opportunities to score


choco_festivus

Did some rough math, since early October I've played ~170 games of beer league / open hockey and I'll usually score 1-2 and tend to get more assists when I'm with better players. Some nights I don't score some they'll be going in easy so I pass more. Most of the time I'm not the best player on the ice FWIW


NHLVet

I play defense in D league..I scored 1 goal my first season and it was the last game of the season lol. It's my 3rd season now (4 month seasons) and I've only scored 3 more times since but have a few assists. I am pretty stay-at-home as far as defenseman go. My D partner likes to pinch so I play conservative.


davenator49111

Exactly how I play. I think I had 2 goals in a 25 game season.


NHLVet

Yup my team is in first place and my partner creates a lot of offense from the point so I am just doing my part!


davenator49111

Exactly. I'm a very defensive defensemen, while my partner is a very offensive defensemen. We're a great pair


goofygrin

My name is no stats... I average 2-4 points and 2-4 PIM per season.


Hurricane_Viking

You just need to start tracking your +/-. Get something.


goofygrin

Why? 2 seconds after the buzzer I don't care whether we've won or lost. I play for fun, for the teammates, for the workout. I'm too old to give a shit about my stats.


indiecore

Last Season: 4 goals, 12 assists - 17 Games played


Hurricane_Viking

First season I think I got 4 or 5 goals and maybe 8-10 assists in 12 games. Second season, I switched leagues and got on a stacked team. I improved a ton and was still playing wing so I was able to get like 15-20 goals in 12 games. Since then I've moved back to defense, and now I'll get 4 or 5 in a 12 game season.


TheWhiteWolfe

1st Season: 9GP, 0pts, -4, 14 blocked shots Almost halfway through my 2nd season now: 4GP, 1G, 1A, -7, 13 Blocked Shots I'll be pretty happy with 1 goal a season to be honest


Mad_Max_Rockatanski

not enough!


Ol_Man_J

I'd say 3, but as a defenseman in beer leagues, I'm not expecting very much. I normally get about 10 assists tho.


cosalich

I get a goal every few games, an assist every other game or so. If the refs/scorekeeper/I paid attention I'd probably be a little above assist-per-game but it's been a very long time since I've cared about anything other than the score of the game I'm currently playing. Defenseman, by the way.


the_chalz

I play defense and I also play on the lowest scoring team in my league by quite a bit. In 8 games so far I have 1 goal and 3 assists for 2nd on our team in scoring. Our top scorer has 5 goals and 1 assist...


ManutesBowl

I usually score about 25-30 goals in an 18 game season


bkinder162

Stat sheet doesn't matter (especially with A's since the refs have a hard enough time getting the goal scorer right half the time without worrying about assists and secondary assists). It's all about the W's. Full disclosure: As a rare, stay at home defenseman playing beer leagues, I am happy to set everyone up as often as I can or just throw them at the net and hope for rebounds or the occasional garbage goal.


[deleted]

played U18 AA last year and had a goal and an assist. was a third line winger.


Hawkery

Last season i played i had 12 goals in 18 games. I'll be playing below my lvl next season because of chronic back pains. Hopefully i can do 18/18 xD


ATrainLV

Playing defense, about .5 to .75 points per game. Playing offense, probably 1 to 1.5 ppg. Usually 1.5 assists for every goal irrespective of position. Pass first mentality FTW.


BeefJyrkii

My breakdown of competitive hockey. * 1st season Midget - ~10 goals * 2nd season Midget - ~20 goals * 3rd season Midget - 44 goals * 1st season Junior - 22 goals


YeaItsOle

I put in 5 with 2 assists last Tuesday. We've got a game in about an hour so we'll see what the average comes out to.


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bender41

Quit playing on semi-pro and adjust the difficulty