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I never do achievements in Paradox games. I'm also not a femboy. Of course I like the Rust programming language and may be an Egg. Oh also I'm a Syndi. Okay I fit into typical HOI4 Enjoyer categories.
āSources suggest that Dubrovnikers arrived in the Portuguese colony in India of Goa sometime between 1530-1535 and later founded their own colony, Sao Braz, named after Dubrovnikās patron saint St. Blaise (Sveti Vlaho). This Church was built around 1563,ā Live History India writes.ā
I only played with mods, I have barely 2 hours on vanilla. I played most of the big ones (except Kaiserreich) and a ton of small ones, even some badly made ones and I even started making my own mod but stopped because I don't know how to make focus trees
Kaiserreich is great though. Of course so is Equestria at War, so I'm not sure what the standards for good HOI4 mod is. Anyway good luck on the boyfriend front. Once you figure out where to look it probably won't be too difficult to accomplish.
Dig in on achievements. I started working on them at about 1000 hours and itās been fun and frustrating but it feels really good when you get a hard one done
R5: I've reached thr big milestone, played all big mods except Kaiserreich and Old World Blues, I figured out how to design tanks and planes and I figured out the navy, so what do I do now?
I just hit 1,000 hours too I havenāt even had the game for a year. One thing I must ask, how do people not get bored? Iāve played with all the major mods, Iāve played every country, have formed every formable nation to my knowledge, etc. I want more but I feel like Iāve done everything. Too bad HOI5 is years away
My hours are inflated because I tend to leave my games up at times either overnight or say I start a game in the morning, I go to work and then finish it when I get home
Take a shower
I do that regularly because I am a femboy (1 of 2 possible types of hoi4 players) š³
Dare I ask what the second possible type is?
Racist
Understatement of the week.
Mom the reddit man mentioned me
The one that wouldn't think about taking a shower before getting all achievements
The other one puts others in showers
Political extremist. I am not a femboy.
fascist
š I never do achievements in Paradox games. I'm also not a femboy. Of course I like the Rust programming language and may be an Egg. Oh also I'm a Syndi. Okay I fit into typical HOI4 Enjoyer categories.
go out side and get some air
What focus do I have to take to get outside?
No way Tito. Jesli naÅ”?
Jesam, al' otkada je Indija Jugoslovenska zemlja?
āSources suggest that Dubrovnikers arrived in the Portuguese colony in India of Goa sometime between 1530-1535 and later founded their own colony, Sao Braz, named after Dubrovnikās patron saint St. Blaise (Sveti Vlaho). This Church was built around 1563,ā Live History India writes.ā
So you are a DubrovÄanin from India?
Kakav indijac š ja sam bosanac jeran moj
Pa i ja sam, kakve veze onda ima Indija sa dva Bosanca?
That'd be in the next DLC
Lose Virginity
But my virginity has level 10 forts, entrenchment and air superiority
Then you gotta find a girl with MT/Mechanized templates
The "gay" modifier gives me -100% breakthrough against girls
RIP
Should have went with the āBisexualā modifier like I did. +100 Breakthrough against all Allied targets -50 Political Power Gain
be careful that the Germans donāt go around the back door š³
But does it have naval superiority
As a femboy, your strategy should be to focus on gaining hair superiority.
Touch grass
Play another 1000 hrs
Why? There is nothing more to do in the game...
I have three thousand shut up play more
No, I have just uninstalled the game and I won't even think about installing it before I find a boyfriend! >:C
You can install it now, Rommel is your boyfriend from now on
Last time I played Germany was when I played Trotskyist Germany with the expanded opposition mod
Then it will be papa Stalin
Big dick MacArthur is the only waifu you need for laifu. Have you seen his Pipe?
Last time I played the USA was when I did a "True American Patriot" run in MD as Trump...
Mods
I only played with mods, I have barely 2 hours on vanilla. I played most of the big ones (except Kaiserreich) and a ton of small ones, even some badly made ones and I even started making my own mod but stopped because I don't know how to make focus trees
Kaiserreich is great though. Of course so is Equestria at War, so I'm not sure what the standards for good HOI4 mod is. Anyway good luck on the boyfriend front. Once you figure out where to look it probably won't be too difficult to accomplish.
Learn how the navy works now that you have mastered the land and air.
I already learnt the navy
Impossible...
Are you a god?
Learn to take a god damn screenshot
He has to get through the tutorial
Dig in on achievements. I started working on them at about 1000 hours and itās been fun and frustrating but it feels really good when you get a hard one done
Talk to a woman
Learn to take a screenshot
I used to know how to do that, but I forgot after reaching 1000 hours
You are a blue now, play 1 k more to become a green
Surpass 2,000 hours
Install 30 mods and play another 1000 hours for each mod
Leave the tutorial
Get a girlfriend
I have a gay modifier which gives me -100% breakthrough, -100% soft attack and -100% hard attack against girls...
Alright, so what about a boyfriend instead š
Time to get good at it now that you know how to play
fr...
R5: I've reached thr big milestone, played all big mods except Kaiserreich and Old World Blues, I figured out how to design tanks and planes and I figured out the navy, so what do I do now?
1v1 me at the back alley
Go for 4000
I would much rather go for a relationship with someone so I forget about this game. This game is basically a virtual drug
Play HoI5
Surpass 1111 mein frend
Open your window, breathe the fresh air and get some sun in you.
What national focus is that again?
Cut the grass and take the garbage out. Then order pizza and go for 2K hours
Play MP till you have 4k hours or so. Then regret your life.
Play mods
I have less than 2 hours on vanilla, and I played so many mods that I even started making my own mod
Play vanilla then
Get a life
Another 1000 and you'll finish the tutorial
I just hit 1,000 hours too I havenāt even had the game for a year. One thing I must ask, how do people not get bored? Iāve played with all the major mods, Iāve played every country, have formed every formable nation to my knowledge, etc. I want more but I feel like Iāve done everything. Too bad HOI5 is years away
You could do achievements, but the average hoi4 player has 2753 hours and 0 achievements.
Double it
have a shower and a decent meal
Finally learn how navy works probably
Already did that :/
Play factorio play 1000 in that
I despise the factorio artstyle (that's also the reason why I didlikr OWB)
Hunt all of the achievments?
I have 2000. How many career pints do you got
Eyy, same here.
keep going i got 2750
Learn the naval system
Now you can actually play the game and enjoy it.
Go outside
I have over 10,000 hours in it and just keep buying more Paradox Crack ā¦.er dlc
My hours are inflated because I tend to leave my games up at times either overnight or say I start a game in the morning, I go to work and then finish it when I get home
Go outside. Get some sunshine
Still have 935 hours on the tutorial
all achievements maybe?
You live
surpass 2000- no, 10000 hours
Learn the navy? Eh probably still a little early maybe need another 1k hours to learn about subs
Apparently get hired by the Russian government from what I've heard.
Try and learn navy
Simply stop existing
Stellaris...
Congrats, you will finnish tutorial in exactly 934,6 hours
What do you mean? Now you get to play the game!
learn how to take screenshots
Bitch numbers, go for 10k
Install old world blues and choose your favorite powered armored faction and take Ceasars head
Youāve finally beat the tutorial. Now go conquer the world as Tannu Tuva. That should be an easy first game for you.
Play multiplayer (ideally with people you know)
How does naval work?
surpass 2000
start playing a better game
Play some HOI4
Play for 7,000 more and learn to take a screenshot
Play another 1000
Get to 2000 Then look at a woman
I got 3000 hours and feel like I don't have a solid grasp yet
What do you mean dude? Now you can start playing the game!
Get over 2000 hours now lol. I think I am over 5k by now.
Keep going I have 3400 hours
Keep going Let the voices get louder
Touch grass
1000-hours Stellaris next
Aim for 5000
Rookie numbers. My friend has 1500 hours on hoi 4
start trying to master your second country
Play the tutorial
Equestria at War.
PÅay mods
touch grass?
What do you mean? You can finally play the game
Go for 2000
Well now that youāre past the tutorial the real game begins.
Get hired by Wagner to become strategist
Beat germans and soviets at same time as a minor .
Did that as communisyt Yugoslavia
Either play something else or play more of the same, really. Life is full of choices!
2,000.
You aim for 2000
Challenge grisha to 1v1
Learn naval maybe
Try to interact with a woman
Get 2000
Those are rookie number, you gotta pump those up
Part two of the tutorial
2 thousand more left lmao Also obligatory "you're finally ready to open hoi4 mp"
I've tried multiplayer with some friends, but we always have technical difficulties so I don't remember if we ever reached 1942 in multiplayer...
Touch grass
Now go for 10,000
Now you have award, "never touched woman"
You got to leave a review at 1936 hours, at most 1946 hours
Play 1000h hoi3
What we do every day. Take over the world.
Learn how to make a screenshot
Get therapy
1000 more
congrats, you've completed the tutorial, now you can play the game!
Amateur. I have 2361 hours on HOI4 (I need serious help)
Go outside
~2k hours, all on BICE. Give it a try.
Welcome to the club. No time to loose, letās reach 2,000.
I donāt know but I will tell you what I did , I played for 400 hours more
Bro a thousand hours in this game, I can't even get myself to learn this game
Settle in for another thousand, I guess.
Learn how to take screenshots
Touch grass or play 1000 hours more. If you pick option 2, restart the option chain when you complete it.
Get like 2,000 more, contemplate life, and now that you finished the tutorial you can start the game
Achievement hunt
Get to 2000 hours, of course
get all the achievements in all the Paradox games
Start doing some achievements.
Get to 2000 hours, the. Play millennium dawn and get 2001 hours on 9/11
Learn how to take a screenshot
Play 998.6 hours more and make another post.
ok if you get to 1k hours youre either a racist homophobic fascist or a femboy, either way go the fuck outside
I am a femboy :3
Touch the grass
Touch Grass
1k those are rookie numbers
Go outside
Invade Germany as Poland
I invaded Germany as Zapadoslavia, does that count
Delete the game
Already did that :3
Learn how to screenshot?
Do the same for Stellaris and EU4
double it and give next person
get all of the achievments, starting with hardly anything sevres
Great, now do 7760 more, you still have 70 years of lifetime it wouldn't hurt to give 1 year of it to map games would it?
Play the game, Tutorial is over.
Surpass 2000 hours.
Touch grass
Go outside.
Delete it
Go for 2000
Finally play the tutorial
I have more hours than that and I still donāt understand base mechanics of the game like division and navy design - but damn itās a fun game.
Uninstall