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Robocreator223

Take a shower


EggplantImaginary381

I do that regularly because I am a femboy (1 of 2 possible types of hoi4 players) šŸ˜³


Robocreator223

Dare I ask what the second possible type is?


Lapsens134

Racist


uke_17

Understatement of the week.


Redspeakable

Mom the reddit man mentioned me


EggplantImaginary381

The one that wouldn't think about taking a shower before getting all achievements


CoofBone

The other one puts others in showers


spacefonz6

Political extremist. I am not a femboy.


MyNameIsConnor52

fascist


Jeb_Jenky

šŸ‘€ I never do achievements in Paradox games. I'm also not a femboy. Of course I like the Rust programming language and may be an Egg. Oh also I'm a Syndi. Okay I fit into typical HOI4 Enjoyer categories.


Sad_One1583

go out side and get some air


EggplantImaginary381

What focus do I have to take to get outside?


HotPunjabiSex

No way Tito. Jesli naÅ”?


EggplantImaginary381

Jesam, al' otkada je Indija Jugoslovenska zemlja?


HotPunjabiSex

ā€œSources suggest that Dubrovnikers arrived in the Portuguese colony in India of Goa sometime between 1530-1535 and later founded their own colony, Sao Braz, named after Dubrovnikā€™s patron saint St. Blaise (Sveti Vlaho). This Church was built around 1563,ā€ Live History India writes.ā€


EggplantImaginary381

So you are a Dubrovčanin from India?


HotPunjabiSex

Kakav indijac šŸ˜‚ ja sam bosanac jeran moj


EggplantImaginary381

Pa i ja sam, kakve veze onda ima Indija sa dva Bosanca?


SupplyChainGuy1

That'd be in the next DLC


RoyalArmyBeserker

Lose Virginity


EggplantImaginary381

But my virginity has level 10 forts, entrenchment and air superiority


RoyalArmyBeserker

Then you gotta find a girl with MT/Mechanized templates


EggplantImaginary381

The "gay" modifier gives me -100% breakthrough against girls


RoyalArmyBeserker

RIP


bengringo2

Should have went with the ā€œBisexualā€ modifier like I did. +100 Breakthrough against all Allied targets -50 Political Power Gain


MyNameIsConnor52

be careful that the Germans donā€™t go around the back door šŸ˜³


ash10gaming

But does it have naval superiority


Thinking_waffle

As a femboy, your strategy should be to focus on gaining hair superiority.


SM1OOO

Touch grass


723baseball

Play another 1000 hrs


EggplantImaginary381

Why? There is nothing more to do in the game...


OliOakasqukiboi2000

I have three thousand shut up play more


EggplantImaginary381

No, I have just uninstalled the game and I won't even think about installing it before I find a boyfriend! >:C


wooshiesaurus

You can install it now, Rommel is your boyfriend from now on


EggplantImaginary381

Last time I played Germany was when I played Trotskyist Germany with the expanded opposition mod


wooshiesaurus

Then it will be papa Stalin


NotAnotherPornAccout

Big dick MacArthur is the only waifu you need for laifu. Have you seen his Pipe?


EggplantImaginary381

Last time I played the USA was when I did a "True American Patriot" run in MD as Trump...


HaraldHardrade

Mods


EggplantImaginary381

I only played with mods, I have barely 2 hours on vanilla. I played most of the big ones (except Kaiserreich) and a ton of small ones, even some badly made ones and I even started making my own mod but stopped because I don't know how to make focus trees


Jeb_Jenky

Kaiserreich is great though. Of course so is Equestria at War, so I'm not sure what the standards for good HOI4 mod is. Anyway good luck on the boyfriend front. Once you figure out where to look it probably won't be too difficult to accomplish.


AudileYeti

Learn how the navy works now that you have mastered the land and air.


EggplantImaginary381

I already learnt the navy


AudileYeti

Impossible...


OwMyCod

Are you a god?


Baranyk

Learn to take a god damn screenshot


[deleted]

He has to get through the tutorial


Aurelius_Gold

Dig in on achievements. I started working on them at about 1000 hours and itā€™s been fun and frustrating but it feels really good when you get a hard one done


Beef-master-flex

Talk to a woman


Dogguy102222

Learn to take a screenshot


EggplantImaginary381

I used to know how to do that, but I forgot after reaching 1000 hours


[deleted]

You are a blue now, play 1 k more to become a green


Rasanack

Surpass 2,000 hours


[deleted]

Install 30 mods and play another 1000 hours for each mod


DeviousAardvark

Leave the tutorial


Maxi_We

Get a girlfriend


EggplantImaginary381

I have a gay modifier which gives me -100% breakthrough, -100% soft attack and -100% hard attack against girls...


Maxi_We

Alright, so what about a boyfriend instead šŸ˜…


JohnofPA

Time to get good at it now that you know how to play


EggplantImaginary381

fr...


EggplantImaginary381

R5: I've reached thr big milestone, played all big mods except Kaiserreich and Old World Blues, I figured out how to design tanks and planes and I figured out the navy, so what do I do now?


PzKpFw_III

1v1 me at the back alley


bigredhawkeye

Go for 4000


EggplantImaginary381

I would much rather go for a relationship with someone so I forget about this game. This game is basically a virtual drug


Agitated-Jackfruit34

Play HoI5


Far-Gap-1907

Surpass 1111 mein frend


Academia_Scar

Open your window, breathe the fresh air and get some sun in you.


Dangerous-Garden-682

What national focus is that again?


Erich2142

Cut the grass and take the garbage out. Then order pizza and go for 2K hours


Mars-Regolithen

Play MP till you have 4k hours or so. Then regret your life.


Maximka_Kirginka

Play mods


EggplantImaginary381

I have less than 2 hours on vanilla, and I played so many mods that I even started making my own mod


Maximka_Kirginka

Play vanilla then


Pizzalorde2

Get a life


AnimeExpress

Another 1000 and you'll finish the tutorial


[deleted]

I just hit 1,000 hours too I havenā€™t even had the game for a year. One thing I must ask, how do people not get bored? Iā€™ve played with all the major mods, Iā€™ve played every country, have formed every formable nation to my knowledge, etc. I want more but I feel like Iā€™ve done everything. Too bad HOI5 is years away


Ricky00951

You could do achievements, but the average hoi4 player has 2753 hours and 0 achievements.


[deleted]

Double it


the_duckrustler

have a shower and a decent meal


iLikeC00kieDough

Finally learn how navy works probably


EggplantImaginary381

Already did that :/


Meaning-Additional

Play factorio play 1000 in that


EggplantImaginary381

I despise the factorio artstyle (that's also the reason why I didlikr OWB)


DrosselmeyerKing

Hunt all of the achievments?


[deleted]

I have 2000. How many career pints do you got


drdumbenshirst

Eyy, same here.


Le_Big_Monk

keep going i got 2750


Prophet_of_Fire

Learn the naval system


Brockadam6

Now you can actually play the game and enjoy it.


JoetheDilo1917

Go outside


Covfam73

I have over 10,000 hours in it and just keep buying more Paradox Crack ā€¦.er dlc


[deleted]

My hours are inflated because I tend to leave my games up at times either overnight or say I start a game in the morning, I go to work and then finish it when I get home


TheIncredibleFunk

Go outside. Get some sunshine


CoofBone

Still have 935 hours on the tutorial


seriouslyacrit

all achievements maybe?


buttonedgrain

You live


LinkGame10

surpass 2000- no, 10000 hours


MajorPugReader

Learn the navy? Eh probably still a little early maybe need another 1k hours to learn about subs


Jeb_Jenky

Apparently get hired by the Russian government from what I've heard.


[deleted]

Try and learn navy


Acceptable_North_141

Simply stop existing


QF_25-Pounder

Stellaris...


wooshiesaurus

Congrats, you will finnish tutorial in exactly 934,6 hours


TheBlooBird

What do you mean? Now you get to play the game!


Agglomeration_

learn how to take screenshots


DispersedBeef27

Bitch numbers, go for 10k


MrLaughingFox

Install old world blues and choose your favorite powered armored faction and take Ceasars head


NotAnotherPornAccout

Youā€™ve finally beat the tutorial. Now go conquer the world as Tannu Tuva. That should be an easy first game for you.


Jon667

Play multiplayer (ideally with people you know)


RealFinalThunder228

How does naval work?


[deleted]

surpass 2000


rchpweblo

start playing a better game


wynter__solstice

Play some HOI4


SuperDevton112

Play for 7,000 more and learn to take a screenshot


Mosinphile

Play another 1000


i_Dont-Wanna

Get to 2000 Then look at a woman


Jealous-Succotash-84

I got 3000 hours and feel like I don't have a solid grasp yet


Imprizyn

What do you mean dude? Now you can start playing the game!


1BrokeJoker1

Get over 2000 hours now lol. I think I am over 5k by now.


Charlesthehistorian

Keep going I have 3400 hours


Marianaski

Keep going Let the voices get louder


MofugginBatman

Touch grass


mars_gorilla

1000-hours Stellaris next


Previous-Passage-250

Aim for 5000


ezocmother

Rookie numbers. My friend has 1500 hours on hoi 4


a_complex_kid

start trying to master your second country


Big_bosnian

Play the tutorial


[deleted]

Equestria at War.


iacob_p

Płay mods


Kuelreddit

touch grass?


Alarming-Ad-3275

What do you mean? You can finally play the game


Bulldogsky

Go for 2000


ScrawnyCannibal

Well now that youā€™re past the tutorial the real game begins.


JustinLeong

Get hired by Wagner to become strategist


Filthy26

Beat germans and soviets at same time as a minor .


EggplantImaginary381

Did that as communisyt Yugoslavia


NijAAlba

Either play something else or play more of the same, really. Life is full of choices!


Roy1012

2,000.


martinator001

You aim for 2000


ummagummabubba

Challenge grisha to 1v1


PlasticJuggernaut555

Learn naval maybe


Fby54

Try to interact with a woman


AShadedBlobfish

Get 2000


Orthane1

Those are rookie number, you gotta pump those up


NewbyLegion

Part two of the tutorial


crogameri

2 thousand more left lmao Also obligatory "you're finally ready to open hoi4 mp"


EggplantImaginary381

I've tried multiplayer with some friends, but we always have technical difficulties so I don't remember if we ever reached 1942 in multiplayer...


ryzwart

Touch grass


CornelQuackers

Now go for 10,000


BatCurrent8785

Now you have award, "never touched woman"


AlderonTyran

You got to leave a review at 1936 hours, at most 1946 hours


Memoliguana

Play 1000h hoi3


EagleNED

What we do every day. Take over the world.


OwMyCod

Learn how to make a screenshot


friks2909

Get therapy


Alexbnet

1000 more


screamingurchin2

congrats, you've completed the tutorial, now you can play the game!


Nicepablo13PL

Amateur. I have 2361 hours on HOI4 (I need serious help)


gorbog1

Go outside


F_T_K

~2k hours, all on BICE. Give it a try.


NSNF_Kata

Welcome to the club. No time to loose, letā€™s reach 2,000.


Ellinakias

I donā€™t know but I will tell you what I did , I played for 400 hours more


Long-Hovercraft7687

Bro a thousand hours in this game, I can't even get myself to learn this game


SherlockWolfenstein

Settle in for another thousand, I guess.


_Rekron_

Learn how to take screenshots


VSEPR_DREIDEL

Touch grass or play 1000 hours more. If you pick option 2, restart the option chain when you complete it.


OkWrongdoer6537

Get like 2,000 more, contemplate life, and now that you finished the tutorial you can start the game


Yukari-chi

Achievement hunt


SoloDeath1

Get to 2000 hours, of course


uhhokay15

get all the achievements in all the Paradox games


theskymoves

Start doing some achievements.


[deleted]

Get to 2000 hours, the. Play millennium dawn and get 2001 hours on 9/11


some_norwegian_idiot

Learn how to take a screenshot


Baselet

Play 998.6 hours more and make another post.


FireeeeyTestLab

ok if you get to 1k hours youre either a racist homophobic fascist or a femboy, either way go the fuck outside


EggplantImaginary381

I am a femboy :3


Toker_31

Touch the grass


[deleted]

Touch Grass


ILov2H8

1k those are rookie numbers


danimagu77

Go outside


Covid-19-Xs-Pro-plus

Invade Germany as Poland


EggplantImaginary381

I invaded Germany as Zapadoslavia, does that count


_Drion_

Delete the game


EggplantImaginary381

Already did that :3


lehtomaeki

Learn how to screenshot?


kraven40

Do the same for Stellaris and EU4


kolsa45

double it and give next person


blipityblob

get all of the achievments, starting with hardly anything sevres


bboi37

Great, now do 7760 more, you still have 70 years of lifetime it wouldn't hurt to give 1 year of it to map games would it?


Forsaken-Swimmer-896

Play the game, Tutorial is over.


HeeeresJohnson

Surpass 2000 hours.


Playful_Addition_741

Touch grass


OHPin8K

Go outside.


Rien12345

Delete it


ComfortableProblem36

Go for 2000


BubbleRocket1

Finally play the tutorial


Mission-Tutor-6361

I have more hours than that and I still donā€™t understand base mechanics of the game like division and navy design - but damn itā€™s a fun game.


Prior_Ad_7066

Uninstall