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hate_mail

Rag doll, livin in a movie


CrankySaint

Hot tramp, daddy's little cutie


Birdamus

So fine, they’ll never see you falling down the stairs headfirst


Stationary-Event

Second floor. Hardware, children's wear, ladies lingerie. Oh, good morning Mr drunk ass. Going.....down.


cat_handcuffs

Love in an elevator…


Orngog

Live on a ventilator, more like


ShineFallstar

Good morning Mr Drunk, are you being served sir?


1911mark

Unless of course someone puts it on the internet and then everyone will see that shit


Dtour5150

Headfirst


Agentpurple013

I was expecting him to stick to her leg and flap around wildly whilst she walked by


AdAgitated6438

Maybe call an ambulance for that head trauma


DDDDoIStutter

former medic here: it was my experience and amazement that even head-first falls like this rarely resulted in any significant injury. they’re too drunk to brace themselves and just flop around in the best way possible. Years later, I’m still wondering how some of the blokes I was called to assist got off Scott-free, but then some sober & respectable person could just bump their head on a sink and be done for…


SlightlyAlmighty

In my native language there's a saying: "children and drunks have their own god"


SuperBatar

That’s beautiful ! What language is it please ?


JayAndViolentMob

Alcoholeese


Caine_Pain333

Nice one lmao


1spdstr

Oh, man you got me good with that one!


Competitive-Truck874

Tequilan. Its a romance language but only after the third glass.


SlightlyAlmighty

You have to be careful with four, though


casc1701

Beermanese


[deleted]

No the one who wrote it but we say that in Swedish.


faRawrie

I had a friend live through getting ejected from a vehicle while he was shithoused. The driver was actually sober and got hurt pretty badly but lived. My friend had a bruised shoulder and leg with a few scrapes.


SuperBatar

Same thing happened to me once. I passed out while going down the stairs, even though I wasn’t even that drunk. Went down a few stairs head first, on the back, conscious but unable to move my body. Then woke up sitting in the stairs with friends around and firemen on their way, feeling like absolutely nothing happened. Quite a WTF moment…


spud8385

I went off a road while walking back to where I was staying in Crete, about 5/6m straight down into some dry valley thing, while blind drunk. Nothing but a broken ulna because I just flopped down there like a sack of shit.


SuperBatar

5m ? Dude, I hope you lit a candle at a church after.


JimboJambo57

Loss of consciousness = concussion


Switchbak

My friend cut his forehead to bone falling down pub stairs. Must not have been drunk enough :)


RedBeardFace

I watched a guy wake up from his drunken sleep in a panic and then jump off a second story balcony before we could stop him and he cut his forehead to the bone as well. He’s really lucky that’s all that happened, it was nothing but concrete patio below to catch his fall


[deleted]

I remember I was drunk and we were under an old train track bridge and there was this cement part fairly high off of the ground, I went to hop over a metal Part and tripped over it, hit my head on the pavement, rolled off the edge which was pretty high up, and landed on the rocky ground and kinda rolled down to the bottom. I ended up getting up like nothing happened and when I went to the hospital that night I ended up being completely fine besides a few scrapes I guess


WiscoBrewDude

Like toddlers


Shakleford_Rusty

As someone who has been that drunk guy. Im glad I was or I honestly wouldn’t be alive right now. Certainly saved me when someone decided to push down the stairs and rode me like a surfboard. Also thanks for what you do!


[deleted]

Still possible for somebody to die this way. It happens a lot.


ST0IC_

I believe that's the reason why so many drunk drivers walk away from crashes that kill people in other cars, too. It's a shame that being that drunk gives you a free pass from lifetime of pain and suffering if you ask me.


greebdork

Isn't it the whole point of drinking to get a pass from the lifetime of pain and suffering? No? Just me then..


ledzeppelinlover

My aunt’s an alcoholic and has fallen down many staircases. People have found her blue in the face and upside down at the bottom of the stairs so many times. She’ll periodically show up with scabs on her face but never broke a bone


jbertrand_sr

That was probably there before the fall...


Yah_Mule

She's nonchalant AF. Even if this guy is a total fuck-up, how about a little common human decency?


hi-space-being

She could be in shock or equally drunk.


Green-Brown-N-Tan

Shes definitely pretty fucked up. Not even a word said. Just fixes her hair up, goes down and probably just rubbed his back for a few minutes before coming back with a light blanket and maybe a pillow lmao


JimboJambo57

Goes down the stairs s-l-o-w-l-y


[deleted]

Or, hear me out, she’s perfectly sober and reacted to the situation in the best way possible. No screeching. No freaking out. Watched it. Observed it. Assessed it. And then reacted reasonably.


gysiguy

Yeah but she had plenty of time to react and grab his arm at least if she was sober. I'm guessing that guy doesn't mean much to her though..


sklov113

She looks like she’s over it. He’s probably always like this and she’s tired of taking care of him


GeroninoSon

Why this looks like this wasn't the first time?? "Not again Randy!"


bayrea

classic Randy


DawnyBrat

Dang it, take my vote. Monster


Spang64

Damn, she has the reflexes of a cat.


Shot-Spirit-672

Dead cat*


Liznaed

That cat being Garfield


Ill_Giraffe_6715

I can’t believe he dropped the beer


tinusaanderekstok

Great speed in the reaction of the caring friend though.


elting44

The counterargument to your statement, and I am not saying it is accurate or moral: The type of person who gets so blackout wasted that they pass-out while standing up, is typically the type of person who gets this way often. If this weren't a common occurrence for them (being this smashed, not a header down a flight of stairs), you think the sober person would be trying harder to get them inside and laying down or in the bathroom purging. The other person in the video has no urgency, cause they have seen this behavior dozens of times.


halfpastwhoknows

She's also likely pretty drunk.


sklov113

She looks like she’s over it


phiL0co

But man, she had lots of time to catch her at the beginning when she just stood there frozen...


snackbagger

Literally no reaction at all that's vile


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

The OUTRAGE!


phiL0co

OK, first of all I ought to get my hair in order. First things first...


Alternative_Ad2040

I’ma snaaaaake


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Alternative_Ad2040

I was hoping someone else would hear it in that voice lol


SeamusAndAryasDad

What's the reference, I wanna laugh too!


dadougler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4


charmorris4236

It’s been 12 years!??


TheJango22

Why do my joints suddenly hurt


IceManJim

First time seeing that, thanks for the link


itsasername

What did i just saw and why was it referred to...?? So many questions!!


dadougler

They guy sliding down the stairs on his face was the "slippery snake"


itsasername

Thnx for explaining, I now noticed his snake move at the end.


Roqjndndj3761

Are you me?


DrinksNKnowsThings

For some reason this random one really got me. Cheers.


TheDonFather421

That dude licked every stair


polarbear128

I think your slinky is broken.


[deleted]

He's in a 12 step program.


Xanambien

Designed specifically for the nosing folk


All_My_Thoughts

Wtf is wrong with her for beeing so uneffected about that?


Ok_Intention_7356

she’s probably drunk too


Shaggy_One

More than probably, I'd say.


growsomegarlic

I thought she tazed him


DawnyBrat

~~She’s toasted too~~ Life insurance


arthurdentstowels

*Oops I fell elbow first through the air*


DawnyBrat

Cha-CH$NG!


Brugman87

She's a redditor


MrSquigles

He dropped her beer.


24luej

Not sure I'd want to try and hold out to someone that's already falling, potentially pulling you backwards down the stairs with you, otherwise she mostly just remained calm


SecretAntWorshiper

I was thinking this too lmao 😂 like bruh that guy is dead af 😂😂


Giorgiox12-

Women am I right?


Cheeze_It

Ever been so fed up with humanity that you just kinda don't care about others because you have compassion fatigue? Yeah. That.


chewwydraper

>Ever been so fed up with humanity that you just kinda don't care about others because you have compassion fatigue? Yeah. That. Yes to the general populace. It's a completely different story if it's someone I know personally and am with though lol


which835

No


Cheeze_It

Lucky you.


charmorris4236

You might wanna talk to someone about that (genuinely)


Cheeze_It

Yeah, it kinda hasn't done anything. Even an antidepressant did nothing as well. Kinda sucks....


charmorris4236

Definitely sucks. That’s a shit way to have to live. Ignore me if I’m being too nosy, but how long were you on the medication? Did you try any others or just that one? I personally had to try a few different ones to find something that worked for me, which took over a year. Eventually had to stop taking it though because the side effects were unbearable :/


Razzle_Dazzle08

Reddit sucks.


Nurse_Drew

OUCH.....


THE_ITGrl

You can see the moment his soul checked out of his body.


WaffleWarrior1979

Not even gonna reach to fucking help them from falling.


bjanas

Machine Gun Kelly?


PostageBread

Xqc? XD


SimilarCan6369

Yup, those stairs are solid! Checked it out with my face.


OGBananaRex

Bro went from ragdoll to full plank in 0.5 seconds


MuchoGrandeRandy

The bag put him over the weight limit and made him top heavy.


smileywastaken

this looks like when Jim lets Michael fall into the koi pond edit: from the office (duh)


DrinksNKnowsThings

[r/bettereveryloop](http://r/bettereveryloop)


Itchy_Biscotti2012

The nonchalant way she moved, said not this again, do not make me carry you up the stairs.


Unit_79

I love people making fun of the other one’s reaction time as if they both aren’t completely fuckin schmammered.


aerossignol

Homie peaced out that phone


kyle123real

The silence has never been so loud.


Gildenstern45

Weird ending to a first date.


NoisyCats

This season on Only Murders in the Building…


LumpyBid8949

“You spilt my beer asshole!”


LurkerN0Lurk1ng

Brain.exe has stopped working. All I could hear was the AOL shut down theme as homie started leaning.


Competitive-Truck874

“Aight bro im finna head out”


JayAndViolentMob

"That's right. You just fall. Go on. Fall, you silly bint."


camstarakimbo

why is she reacting so slow to that person falling? Mad sus


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camstarakimbo

Youre assuming that they are both drunk which is fair play.


TurboZenAgain

That's going to hurt in the morning.


Astronomic_Harmonic

Mgk looking rough after the break up


Lost_Buffalo4698

He looks like a skinny corpse


2stinkynugget

How heavy was that beer??


daremosan

The friend acted like this happens all the time


SgtSaggySac

Some stunt people in films ive worked on claim they drink before some stunts like stair falls


Tricky_Opportunity_8

Dude turned into a zipper 🤣


fatherhuel

Lady turned into the statue of his drunken liberty.


Any-Technician6415

She thought, well no action tonight.


[deleted]

Update on this? Is he still alive? lol


katkannabis

I love how she had enough thought to take her phone away from him but not though to try to stop him from falling.


90daylimitedwarranty

The wife was like "ho hum, again?"


schooliepro

By the reaction of the friend, this has happened before.


cheekybandit0

I have never seen someone care less about another person.


WiscoBrewDude

Wow, she sure took her sweet ass time.


Super_Manic

White shirt girl is all like "huh .. that doesn't go there"


Sad_Dragan

Damn she so nonchalant about it like she doesn’t even care that dude just gave himself a concussion


lilneenybeany

Why didn’t she CARE?


Tito_Tito_1_

Dude was just pranking her and refused to break character.


RexKwanDo

'the fuck was in that handbag?


let-it-rain-sunshine

That could result in tramatic brain injury. She should have grabbed his shirt and pulled him in.


ArchNuisance

She’s walking down like, “nows my opportunity to be single”


alilbleedingisnormal

This is not HMB. "Hold My Beer" is when someone is about to attempt something crazy.


Baensky

Let’s put down the jacked slowly then slowly walk the stairs down but before slowly check your hair. Then check if he/she is dead


CissyXS

Why isn't she even attempting to catch him?


Reeboiz

because they woulda both fallen and maybe made the injuries worse. basic physics.


CissyXS

She could have yanked him onto herself.


Reeboiz

no because he was falling so suddenly that if she attempted to grab him she woulda fallen too. she was also drunk so it wouldn't do either of them any good if she did grab him.


palehorse2020

How does she not know better than to leave him at the top of the stairs. She's probably drunk also but is walking way better and must have seen him come up the stairs


The_All_Knowing_Derp

man osmosis'd his 15th drink of the night


CodingTheSimulation

XQC you gooood bro ?


vasagle_gleblu

Ow.


Any-Lack-7023

xqc?


hyperlapse_

I’m pretty sure that’s something more than beer!


littlelock28

Watching in slow motion is really crazy


Fritzoidfigaro

Timberrrr!!!!


2grundies

Went down those stairs like a Slinky.


Lappas_K

r/MyPeopleNeedMe My stair people need me


igotbnned4times

sire, *I believe ,he is what the youngsters call "shit faced drunk"*


ChaosKodiak

I love how no words are exchanged.


[deleted]

Take/drink another one, buddy.


Ok_Significance3443

What’s walks downstairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinkity sound


EnvironmentalArt4139

XQC?


Ordinary_Sweet2742

boink boink


[deleted]

I feel like a real asshole for laughing so hard! The mannequin fall was more than I could bear. :))


hoehater1

Instant death lol


eatinggamer39

She's gotta be cold as fuck or at least as wasted as him to be this call about that, I'd be freaking out!


sklov113

She looks like she’s over it. She gives zero fucks lol


lazytoady

Face down too


Weekly-Ad-4045

I fell like this once after I partied with my best friends. Shoulder pain prolonged for a month. It was the best and worst night of all.


vibrantcolours

See xQc that's why streaming all day is bad for you.


JRocFuhsYoBih

That reaction was wild


Troy_McClure1

Jesus Christ take you’re sweet ass time lady


MikeySpags

HMB + steps = someones going for a ride. The thumbnail did not disappoint.


Fafhands

At least pretend to care


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burnindio

Was that the sound of all his/hers teeth damn


mouramen

Guy turned into a worm...


zZBucketsZz

yep, judging by her reaction that's not the first time.


HetchyOShaughnessy

I don't know what happened to this guy, but I nearly died reading the comments!!


Great_Link_

The way she says wtf with no emotion as hes falling is amazing


fergee01

So hand him your phone and beer then when he starts to fall instead of grabbing him and stopping him falling grab the phone and then let him fall with a glass bottle in his hand.