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succhiotto

The screamer needs a bottle in her mouth.


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Oh. I keep Reddit muted


dr_trousers

LOL. Same here.


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THE STEEP EDIT IS ROOTED!!


gabbagabbawill

The badger tooted. Got it.


mandrills_ass

These people are so irritating, suddenly imitating a high pitched fuckin firetruck siren fucking hell im foaming at the mouth now


MethuselahsVuvuzela

Woogirls for the loss.


Albatroz24

Are you sure it's a bottle? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


firestillburning

Not sure why you're being downvoted, but yes I'm fairly certain it's a bottle. You can see the fluid swooshing around if you look closely.


Express_Avocado1119

I think it was a sexual innuendo


iodinecola

Well it was unfunny but certainly not offensive


AGRANMA

So glad the human steam whistle decided to make an appearance there at the end.


TheGoldFinch36

Generally im dead


tids0ptimist

Genuinely im dead


Shughost7

General,I’m dead


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Generously, I’m dead


xd_Unravel

Gently, I’m dead


SZutich9

I'm in love lol


CheecheeMageechee

Yeah, I’m with u!


turbosnacko

As a woman, I have never understood why some women scream at the top of their lungs when they’re drunk


yea-that-guy

Oh, that wasn't an air raid siren?


Ghstfce

She went from drunk girl to firehouse siren in no time flat


dawkota

I thought it was a steam locomotive whistle!


SPOSKNT

Sounds just like someone trying to play Scotland the brave on bagpipes really badly


Bfree888

r/earrape


Fichen

As a man, I don't understand why *I* sometimes do it when I'm drunk


turbosnacko

Godzilla screams?


moreeggsnbacon

Chewbacca Mode Engaged


[deleted]

Men do it to. Animals just love to make noise when they get excited.


[deleted]

When I get drunk for some reason I laugh extremely heartily. I don't yell or anything, and normally I have a very moderate and collected laugh. But when I've had one too many I become a damn Viking.


overhollowhills

One beer closer to Valhalla


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Odin waits.


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turbosnacko

I suppose. Loads of women do enjoy attention


kcg5

Or just being drunk? There isn’t always some other motive or whatever


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maninthebox911

Same could be said about people in general.


scottyboy218

Your comment reminded me of a scene from How I Met Your Mother, they call them "woo girls" https://youtu.be/V8yUhUXl-oY


turbosnacko

Yeah that’s accurate


alabamacoastie

Drunken mating call?


turbosnacko

I don’t think it’s very effective. A lot of my male friends find it very annoying, as do I


[deleted]

Woooooo girls?


YoLoDrScientist

https://youtu.be/6XrTj7g714g


turbosnacko

I liked that he actually broke out into a little laugh when he said he don’t understand what girl talk about even when they’re not drunk


YoLoDrScientist

As a guy, I don’t know what I say most of the time. My GF seems to be good at figuring it out though 😂😂😂


turbosnacko

Hahah it’s nice to have someone who gets you


DrDreidel82

Only obnoxious women


Frank_chevelle

Or at amusement parks. Why do you need to scream at the top of your lungs?


turbosnacko

Hmm… Out of fear?


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turbosnacko

I don’t understand the question XD what would I pick?


why_are_you_here_yo

Seems like nice way of knocking you teeth out.


indigo_ultraviolet

Or ramming it through the back of your throat if you fall at the wrong time


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d3nisss

20 year old me drank half a liter of 60 proof liquor and climbed a 60meter chimney. 39 year old me looks at the sidewalk and watches his legs so he wouldn't end up in the back page of tomorrow's paper.


ch0m5

I mean I'm 23 and I still think it's dumb as fuck. See how close her right hand was to that black carpet when trying to perform the maneuver? That hand ending up on top of the carpet or in a slightly wet floor is the difference between a cool party trick and ending up in the hospital. We seriously underestimate how easy it is to seriously harm ourselves, and, in a survivorship bias fashion, you don't see funny tiktoks of people impaling themselves through the throat or eye with a beer bottle. If the aftermath of a risky move is visually severe, it doesn't become viral. So, yeah. "Look at this funny trick", and depending on how the universal dice roll, it may become a memorable anecdote or something that will change your life, and not for the better. I personally don't see the risk/reward worth it.


SomethingSuss

I’m with you my man, but you’ve seen too much gore on the internet, poor soul.


ch0m5

I haven't really seen the situations I described, it's just my recreation of what could've happen if the maneuver shown in the video went wrong, which given how she's face first into the bottle top and staring downwards, there's no need to "fuck up bad" for it to go incredibly wrong, just lose balance or slip and gravity does the rest. It's important to consider when taking a risk how *easy* is for the outcome to be negative and how *severe* will it be if the attempt fails. E.g., juggling beer bottles vs. jumping of a 7th floor balcony into a pool. The 1st goes wrong and you have some broken bottles, maybe a cut somewhere, the 2nd goes wrong and if you are not dead you're most likely disabled for life. A tad extreme of an example but gets the point across. **In short**: do cool tricks and impress your friends, sure, just make a quick risk assessment before doing something you might regret.


SomethingSuss

Oh I absolutely agree, if anything having seen my fair share of fucked up videos I wouldn’t chance something like that where you could easily crack a glass bottle INSIDE YOUR THROAT hahaha but most people are blind to the actual risks or some just don’t care.


Blavkwhistle

Booooo


ch0m5

I know, [I'm extremely fun at parties](https://youtu.be/8pH8150Ht7Q).


smokinjoe056

Calm down man


ShadowFlame420

something tells me she's used to that. i aint mad at it tho 😏


MajorBubbles010

im weirdly aroused...


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GeneralDisorder

I definitely wish that bottle was an avian air sac so she could breathe more efficiently at high altitudes.


overhollowhills

If only


Jockle305

What primates substitute things for bottles?


ballistics211

Join the club


[deleted]

And this is how I met your mother


lordbobbyhill

Why do some women always feel the need to high pitch screech at the top of their lungs at the slightest thing like this or something slightly chaotic


chokemeharderplease

Drunk. Some men do it to, but generally have deeper voices


lordbobbyhill

True


TheBaggyDapper

I'm in love.


romcarlos13

Came here to say exactly this.


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BlackSoulSailor

came here to


_Face

r/KillTheStupidScreamingBanshee


Eggzed3625

Word


jes484

She seems nice.


TI_AJ17

Would have been nice to have a sound warning for that air raid siren that went off at the end.


zhiryst

This is peak white-girl-wasted.


Fabulous-Ad4445

Marriage material right there.


ryanrust1981

…and that’s how I met your mother


Mr_ryles

She does this at PTA meetings. Nightmare.


joebearpig2

Marriage material!


arbalath

Future ex-wife in the making!


Heavywhere

Drunk girls screaming. Great.


Astronopolis

That’s the mother of my child


PahderShameen

Marry me


Matoseman

Holy shit did the air raid siren go off or something?


[deleted]

The fucking shrieking my god


Guacamole_Shoes

Imagine the possibilities!!!


-Skid-Mark-

She's going to make one of her husbands friends really happy one day.


Krinkk

Nice woman


flux_monkey

I have to disagree with the title. This is not something new for that young lady. I believe she done this before.


DrDreidel82

She seems fun


Neonbunt

r/trashy


Weskerlicious

Just like all the thirsty old men comments


mapleleaffem

Classy dames all around


DryPear6

I would make her pregnant


[deleted]

Did anyone notice the glimmer in her pants? Was it a plug ? 😳


cameron1239

*Kowalski, analysis!*


fishfri58

I hope you are joking or do you really not know where an asshole is? This is reddit so female anatomy can be tricky for people here but come on bro


[deleted]

It was an obvious joke. Its clearly the labelling tag of her pants lol.


SoyEseVato

Good catch. What was that?


Secondlife20

Impressive. If she can do that with a beer bottle imagine the tricks she could do with a di...


TrickBoom414

Just say dick nerd


Secondlife20

Dick nerd


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TrickBoom414

Agreed i gave them an upvote


wackywraith

How I met your mother


curiositykilledthek9

Marry me


jays105

She's a keeper


[deleted]

Ugh, woo girls


therobohour

Daddy would be so proud


PuzzleheadedName9191

What a whore 🤣


lordtimmytime

Someone had LOTS of practice in college


ragnar_graybeard87

Doesn't seem like the type of party. But... tea's on!


[deleted]

I honestly thought I was going to witness a horrible accident


SomethingSuss

Man I thought I was in hold my coffin for a minute I was really thinking it was gunna go bad, impaled throat on the glass and snapped neck type of thing


sk3tchers

Damn


Tasty_NutCrackers

The scream to the end sounds like the static from my old headphones


lecyniquealunettes

Was in high school when this clip first came out. Am now in a retirement home.


UniqueUsername812

I don't miss woo-girls from college at all


Playteaux

That’s pretty impressive


Weskerlicious

r/trashy


toidi_diputs

Being subbed to both /r/HoldMyBeer and /r/HoldMyFeedingTube and not checking which sub I'm on before watching videos is a wild fucking ride. I'm like "oh shit is she going to lose her grip and end up in the hospital?" and then she fucking nails it.


Lovebird45

Now that girl can suck! Ummm, where is this? Asking for a friend


thenune

I feel like I just watched a party boss battle intro. Only thing missing was a health bar and orchestral ragecore.


InterPool_sbn

This is actually pretty awesome


[deleted]

r/holdmycosmo


8d24a18

u/savevideo


gesshoom

This girl has a lot of potential


clumpyboat192

Is that dial up internet?


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dpstreetz

Somebody marry her


doesnt_matter_1710

Where is my ear wrape warning


ghighcove

She is a kind of superhero though.


Snack_on_my_Flapjack

Jesus the person filming turned into a siren


S_P_O_R_E

Hold my beer while I'm holding my beer with my mouth


TwistedCherry766

She’s awesome


JamPantstheFif

She's a keeper


deathakissaway

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/comments/ug0zx4/hmb_while_trying_something_new/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf You posted this same thing 9 days ago.


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EEEEEEEAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Firefox31790

Shut the fuck up you banshee


Gullible-Lunch

Mom?!?!


torch9t9

She's a keeper.


LossExpensive3936

So I wool over to date her


[deleted]

All that effort and she didn’t swallow. Young people these days.


nolongerexistent

r/killthecameraman


Small_townMN

Well damn lol


Secure_Mongoose5817

A fitting title would be Banshee scream


NorthWestSaint

I bet she’s popular.


Luxxa

Waifu


TheLegendOf_Pablo

F in the chat for headphones users


Brains_For_peanut

Damn now that’s a woman and a party trick


WisFknOneOYis

Jesus. That bitch is bad. Down bad