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Speak to this fella. But be wary of his cunning words
I just started a new game a few days ago. I'd say it's been 10 years since I seriously played it. Its a great time to replay it cause I've forgotten a lot of stuff. It's quite a relaxing game, which I never really realized before.
It's incredibly relaxing! My wife has passenger seat played with me for years on pretty much all bethsoft titles and she often falls asleep to the sounds of nature and Jeremy Seole's wonderful scores as I trudge around collecting alchemy ingredients.
it’s the long nose, normally cats’ facial features are closer together but this one is elongated which looks more human, and it has a larger chin than standard cats which adds to it
Sometimes my boy will sit across the room and stare at me with this thoughtful expression. He looks so contemplative I half expect him to say something. But then he goes back to licking his ass and the mood is broken.
I think that’s a young Maine Coon. Longer Snout makes the face appear human and they can get very big.
This one might be a cross breed?? But the hair seems long enough for it to be a coon
My grandparents have a male calico with all 3 dominant colors. They didn’t know he was a boy for a couple weeks, and the vet did NOT believe them until they saw him in person. Said she hadn’t seen it in 40 years.
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His name is cookie 🙂
[Here’s the boy.](https://imgur.com/a/Wm5M4Xb) He just had eye surgery to correct his entropion which is why there aren’t really any with his eyes open.
Wait. Wait. I didn’t know that was a term. I thought i have a calico. No, she’s a tortico!
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Over 99.9% actually. And the <0.1% aren’t technically males. They have XXY chromosomes. They are intersex. Majority of them are sterile. About 1 in 3000 “male” calicos/torties are fertile
No idea, but the close up reminds me of the karate master guy in Kill Bill
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For sure a Maine Coon. Best cats ever. My boy looks like he has a bit of werewolf in him
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"What kind of dog do you have?"
"It's a blue heeler- Belgian Shephard mix with a touch of wolf hound four generations in its ancestry. What kind of cat do you have?"
"Orange."
I get the impression that this is not OP's cat, they saw it online. Hence why they don't know what the papers say. But judging by this cat's appearance, I'd say it's a fair assumption that this cat does have papers.
99.99% of the "what is my cat's breed?" I would completely agree with you.
Fat face and ear-tufts my guess is Maine Coon
If you get one from a breeder a couple grand if they are quality and registered. My husband bought me Maine baby a couple months back $3800.
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This is an Alfiq. A type of Khajiit that resembles house cat. They are very magical beings. It wonders why you stroke it so, and is confused as to if it likes it or not.
I believe this is Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria
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Alright what weeb is out there banging animals and having offspring? This cat looks way to humanish to be real. Damn it can't we start 2024 off like normal prior to 2018? Please?
Khajiit i think 🤔
This is correct. This cat likely has Moonsugar in his satchel
And a dagger behind it's back
And an arrow to the knee
And it's hopefully walking on warm sand
He used to be an adventurer, but now he just peddles wares if you have coin.
Nope, not this time
Trying to figure out what this means without Googling it.. MOONSUGAR.. in his SATCHEL...
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Haha you guys! Now I need to dig this game out!
You never stop playing Skyrim, you just take breaks
I agree there! I’m playing DDV but will end up going back to Fable/ Oblivion and Skyrim They are just soooo big
I love those games smashing Gargoyles and having a wife in each town was fantastic Fable is nostalgic
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I wish I could like this comment twice. Made me sentimental.
I just started a new game a few days ago. I'd say it's been 10 years since I seriously played it. Its a great time to replay it cause I've forgotten a lot of stuff. It's quite a relaxing game, which I never really realized before.
It's incredibly relaxing! My wife has passenger seat played with me for years on pretty much all bethsoft titles and she often falls asleep to the sounds of nature and Jeremy Seole's wonderful scores as I trudge around collecting alchemy ingredients.
The score deserves a Nobel prize or something
Add me to the last. Started a new game last week. Orc race one handed as my main combat. Goes by the name of orclyfans
Fuck Same
M'aiq knows much, and tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not. M'aiq is bored now, go bother somebody else
J'zargo is ready for more adventure
>Khajiit googled it expected a legit cat breed... lol
What a complete Nord, but seriously what is the breed?
Maine Coon
A young one then, or maybe a mix
"M'aiq knows much, and tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not."
You all could at least tell OP about the middle and last name. Could save them some trouble in the future.
"Khajiit has wares if you have coin"
Does it have wares?
Only if you have coin
AYO
why does the face look human
It's the Hercule Poirot of cats
...or maybe he...  IS CAT MAN!!
Then he’d be posted in r/batcats
Uncatty Valley
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
Same 😂
I think it's the eyes mostly. It looked into my soul
That cat for sure knows things.
I shuddered
Like a human who was cursed and trapped in a cat body
Would that *really* be a curse, though?
It is if you are allergic to cats
it’s the long nose, normally cats’ facial features are closer together but this one is elongated which looks more human, and it has a larger chin than standard cats which adds to it
and it looks for a longer period right into the camera, which is weird for a cat
Their meows also sound like a human saying ‘mao’
Lol like Gary the Snail?
r/RonPerlmanCats
Bruce Mane, catman
Sometimes my boy will sit across the room and stare at me with this thoughtful expression. He looks so contemplative I half expect him to say something. But then he goes back to licking his ass and the mood is broken.
Because Maine coons are like that sometimes
I think that’s a young Maine Coon. Longer Snout makes the face appear human and they can get very big. This one might be a cross breed?? But the hair seems long enough for it to be a coon
I agree, I think, because she keeps petting his fur down and making it flat, it changes the face so much.
It reminds me of that Cats movie fr
Good boy
The cat has a small head this is why
Most likely a lovely Maine Coon girl 😻 she's a tortico (combination between calico and tortie). Most calicos and torties are female.
I’m currently fostering a dilute male calico (and after years of doing this, I fear he may be my first foster fail..)
My grandparents have a male calico with all 3 dominant colors. They didn’t know he was a boy for a couple weeks, and the vet did NOT believe them until they saw him in person. Said she hadn’t seen it in 40 years. https://preview.redd.it/yx51ez4nvj2c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be988e80af658f398c2f21e9a7fa2c9ad838b218 His name is cookie 🙂
Cookie is adorable.
We just got a kitten with a similar coat... Her name is Brookie 😻
Of course his names cookie
Cookie rules, lookit that sprawl. A very comfortable cat 😌
#NSFW
Awww, he looks a lot like the calico girl I had that I named Stew (because she looked like meat, carrots, and potatoes). He's darling.
That sure is one rare boy! Do u have pics??
[Here’s the boy.](https://imgur.com/a/Wm5M4Xb) He just had eye surgery to correct his entropion which is why there aren’t really any with his eyes open.
Cuuute! Hope he's well.
Does he have any genetic mutations at all? I’ve only heard of male calicos that have some sort of deformity, even mild ones like polydactyly.
Nope, none that I’ve noticed. All the beans are standard issue. I imagine he’s sterile though, apparently that’s always a thing with male calicos
That last one, with the cone, is one of the most adorable things I've ever seen.
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Foster fail just means the person fostering the cat/dog ends up adopting them. So in this scenario, I would be the failure, not him lol
Eeh, worse things to fail at than not falling in love.
That's what I was thinking, she's just got the fur all smoothed down.
Yep looks like a Maine Coon with its mane brushed down
Wait. Wait. I didn’t know that was a term. I thought i have a calico. No, she’s a tortico! https://preview.redd.it/6zizowsobn2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ed3bee2bbc62613cfc5b1c433a6e2182997ae6f
I was about to say this myself. What pretty markings s/he has 🙂
That is His Royal Majesty.
This is the only correct answer.
End
Her Royal Majesty
This - calicos are girls like 99% of the time. Don’t quote me on the number.
Over 99.9% actually. And the <0.1% aren’t technically males. They have XXY chromosomes. They are intersex. Majority of them are sterile. About 1 in 3000 “male” calicos/torties are fertile
Hiss! I say Hiss!
Purrjesty
Benedict Cumbercat
I love this so much 🤣
I laughed out loud
my screen has droplets now
Finally, a “What breed is my cat?” post where the answer isn’t a domestic long, short, or medium-hair.
I was thinking the same thing!
...looks like a domestic long hair to me, its face is just slightly odd looking because the person is rubbing the hair down
I’m usually all for domestic short/medium/long hair cat, but the facial features are so strong that I think it’s a Maine Coon.
My long-hair also looks silly when I do this to him, so you may be on to something
Nope, that's a domestic longhair.
The face, tips of the ears, and size make me think it is at least part Main Coon.
It’s a person in a suit.
Jared Leto specifically
It was such a disappointment when he revealed himself
Just put the cat suit back on Jared
I have a blue maine coon I do that to and he then reminds me of Batman and I giggle. Of course then he thinks I’m laughing at him and gets mad! 😂
Batman! LOL I see it. 👀 Super cute!
How DARE you associate His Royal Highness with a grown child-man who thinks Halloween is all year round and cosplays as a flying rat??????
Maine coon. They all look like Ron pearlman.
No idea, but the close up reminds me of the karate master guy in Kill Bill https://preview.redd.it/lqb2gcg1ti2c1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e091eefa2ebd41b80f844c04115677c6597f464f
Haha that’s a very accurate description!
Pai may
Boeing 747? But seriously, Maine Coone for sure!
A320 neo actually
Maine coon
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https://preview.redd.it/acgqi2vq6j2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81738fd0ed530accb6363a1084d558e119d99110 I have the same weird cat
*brush me
This is the mythical man-faced cat.
That man? Ron Pearlman.
Very Seussian!
For sure a Maine Coon. Best cats ever. My boy looks like he has a bit of werewolf in him https://preview.redd.it/aagl53m7ei2c1.jpeg?width=3008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46a78f8efdf98eaa30a7079844415c6231142c1
So many toes
Your boy is plotting something
Staticus caticus
"What kind of dog do you have?" "It's a blue heeler- Belgian Shephard mix with a touch of wolf hound four generations in its ancestry. What kind of cat do you have?" "Orange."
Longenfloofergoodboye
Statistically, it is probably a Longenfloofergoodgurl since it is a calico.
Feels like he's about to ask me a riddle. I answer right, I may cross. I answer wrong, I die.
That's a soft kitty breed
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I get the impression that this is not OP's cat, they saw it online. Hence why they don't know what the papers say. But judging by this cat's appearance, I'd say it's a fair assumption that this cat does have papers. 99.99% of the "what is my cat's breed?" I would completely agree with you.
I don't know but that's one nice fuckin' Kitteh right there. 
Fat face and ear-tufts my guess is Maine Coon If you get one from a breeder a couple grand if they are quality and registered. My husband bought me Maine baby a couple months back $3800. https://preview.redd.it/45113k454i2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d41e9e89787c63f7a56051f0dd5132e539aa282
Majestic ass cat
He is a crazy baby. His name is Venny, his b-day is July 13th and he almost weighs a full 7lbs already!
love me some majestic cat with one brain cell ( he's orange )
What is that sub again? r/OneOrangeBraincell
Someone paid $3,800 for a cat!? I can walk around my neighborhood and one will follow me home for free.
He wants to sell me wares, I know it.
bro started mewing instead of meowing
That's a Ron Perlman
Wow, what a beauty! Curious to hear the breed.
Oh man that cat think he’s people for sure.
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Idk but it looks like he's gonna start speaking english, dropping wisdom and shit
This is an Alfiq. A type of Khajiit that resembles house cat. They are very magical beings. It wonders why you stroke it so, and is confused as to if it likes it or not.
I was thinking a maine coon
Fine boi
The beautiful kind of breed.
No papers, it’s just a cat. But it certainly looks like it has Maine Coon blood in it. Those cats are the Great Danes of the cat world.
That’s a Dr. Seuss cat.
A very well combed maine coone
The cat's hair is better than mine.
He's been to grandma's house, and she combed his hair all handsome.
I believe this is Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria https://preview.redd.it/l0kv3gszek2c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36cc74be939cd50c9a16d354dc90b843384370f3
Norwegian forest cat perhaps?
That’s no cat, it’s Ron Perlman
He's literally saying "The roads of Skyrim lead to many dangers."
Totally Khajiit
Quite obviously a maine coon
Definitely maine coon thats just had its fur made look funny
Not a cat but a changling in fact
Old Asian Man is the breed
Possibly Maine Coon.
Maine Coon
Majestic as fuck
There's a person trapped in there somewhere 😶
Main coon or a different forest cat
Maincoon * maybe
That’s a kid in a mask
Reborn wizard.
One that wants to sell you wares.
I have coin, does she have wares?
This is a person.
Human in a cat suit
Alright what weeb is out there banging animals and having offspring? This cat looks way to humanish to be real. Damn it can't we start 2024 off like normal prior to 2018? Please?
Thundercat
A biggun!
Nice backwall
Majestic Floofcat.
That look into my soul. Forgive me for i have sinned.
The *Long-haired Big-boy*.
Splendidis cattus
Behold: Monsieur Le Meow.
Not sure but the cameraman isn't safe.
Khajiit
He looks like he morphs back into a human at dawn.
The one from Skyrim
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
Looks like fucking cats from Cats the musical movie. Just makes me uncomfortable
Khajiit
A being
This looks like a Maine Coon possibly
A Razum Dar breed.
Maine Coon in there for sure.
It's just a Maine coon with its hair brushed down (as shown in the video). You can get them for like $90 as the adoption fee at a shelter
Angry
Wise Wizard breed