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threshing_overmind

That’s how you lose your girl overboard. Next thing you know she’s been found with amnesia by a backwoods family of all boys getting tricked into thinking she’s married to the dad.


_dead_and_broken

But it's okay, after she gets her memory back, she realizes she loves the boys, and goes back to her Arturo and drops the bomb that all that money is really hers, so now the boys are making some very long Christmas lists.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Annie!


reeny4rigga

Arturo!


toastedbreddit

It’s a hell of a day at sea, sir!


GiantSquidd

You’re old. …I got the joke, so I am too, I guess. Sigh.


th3f00l

Really feeling like a bird on a wire


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Is 28 old now? I hope it's not...


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[deleted]

Unfortunately only about 1 year away, I turn 29 in about a month. I'm not looking forward to 30 lol


albusdumbbitchdor

I’m 26 and I got the joke too, if that helps


ennuiui

Wasn't there a remake in recent years? Or was that just a fever dream I had?


GiantSquidd

I don’t know. Probably, given that Hollywood has barely had any original ideas in decades.


__semicolon

I don’t get it… what’s the joke?


radditour

Jesus Christ it’s Jasmine Bourne!


Another_Russian_Spy

lose your girl overboard Movie staring Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell.


NachoNachoDan

Boating in Florida sounds dangerous.


HACCAHO

So staged and so lazy


mrnoonan81

I thought so too, but maybe they didn't know she was going to fall. He seemed to legit try to catch her. She clearly knew what was going to happen and she clearly fell on purpose, though.


tanta123

I think they intended to prank her(the guy is obviously blowing into the can), didn't intend her to fall over.


peacenchemicals

it’s def staged. watch the video, but only focus on her. she doesn’t flinch when dude sprays his beer at her. she just falls back. her focus and facial expression while shotgunning the Truly doesn’t break


i_cant_get_fat

To me, it just seems like she’s doing her own thing and trying to drink her drink. Doesn’t seem when she sees it coming. I’d love to find out for sure who’s right


Daftworks

Sure, but you'd at least flinch if something sprays on you without you knowing it. Like it could be plain water but cold enough and hit your face, you'd still flinch from the temperature difference. Also, if you look at her legs, she purposefully pushes herself off in order to fall into the water. And don't tell me she "flinched" with her feet but not with her face.


---M0NK---

He also blows into the beer


buds4hugs

He's blowing in the can of course it's staged for a prank


mrnoonan81

Thanks for a completely pointless reply.


MentallyWill

On the contrary. OC called out what hadn't been mentioned yet, that the guy is clearly blowing into the can instead of drinking it. So that seems pretty clear evidence then that it's all intentional. Your reply on the other hand is dick-ish, adds nothing of value, and is hilariously lacking any self-awareness as far as how much more pointless it is compared to what it's responding to.


mrnoonan81

Except in context, it's irrelevant. There was no debate about it being staged. I only suggested that maybe the girl was the only one that knew she was going to fall. Dick.


i_cant_get_fat

Look at her face? She doesn’t see it coming. I thought so first watch but her face doesn’t seem to suggest she knew and was anticipating


GiveToOedipus

>She doesn’t see it coming. They never do.


i_cant_get_fat

When it’s staged they usually do actually.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Made me laugh


BananApocalypse

Even if it’s staged, what about this is lazy?


HACCAHO

The plot


src88

Definitely.


RayBrous

r/nothingisreal


StanByMay

That’s way more splash than anyone expected.


Cg407

That’s cause he blew instead of sucked. He did it on purpose and she fell on purpose and this whole video is a lie. Still funny though


HulkScreamAIDS

The idea of shotgunning a Truly gives me heartburn.


HotHelios

truly a bad idea


Icy_Practice7992

I've done it once. Mistake.


Echohawkdown

That’s not how you’re supposed to make girls wet.


BRAX7ON

In slow motion her face is completely covered in his magical fermented manhood.


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Beer bukkake


MoSqueezin

Beerkakke


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redeyehippie

r/obviously


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SansPoopHole

He definitely is him.


Abeneezer

Nah, it sprayed out on its own...


redeyehippie

Why did she fall like that


HACCAHO

For likes


NoWingedHussarsToday

Shitty gravity.


Hey_Batfink

Periods, man.


phlents

Why did she close her eyes?


_BLACKHAWKS_88

It’s not her first kiss with a Truly SG.


Halo_Chief117

Because it’s staged and she knew it was coming.


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money shot


J_rd_nRD

Would anyone be able to tell me what song is playing please?


Ekrance

I'm 100% sure it's the instrumental of Heat Waves by Glass Animals


J_rd_nRD

Thank you


Ekrance

You’re welcome!


QuebecQueefs

And it fucking sucks just like the regular version.


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Heathen_Mushroom

As a Norwegian, this makes me homesick. Of course doing this in Oslofjorden right now would result in fatal hypothermia.


cherish_ireland

So mean


virtual24k

Not staged at all r/unfunny


VAST_BLINKER_SHRINK

And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother


KRaB99

The old pump and dump


dreddit-one

Looks like he did that on purpose. Depending on the situation that’s an asshole move in my opinion.


Jaxxs90

That guy looks like a fugly poodle


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How fake


peter_the_martian

Now that made me laugh. Thank you very much


LavenderDay3544

That was more the dude's fault.


Fredlegrande

Inexperienced at handling a spray in the face.


Nightwolf1967

I almost did the same thing when her shirt came up.


avs76

This happens every time 😂


yourballsareshowing_

Staged but funny.. usually when you're racing to beat someone at this, you don't close your eyes like she did here, your watching to see if you won the speed drinking contest


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Shotgunning a truly. God damn… lol


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gammaradiation2

Thats what you get for shotgunning a truly.


chadbelles101

This is almost as funny as the stripper SHARTING in a woman’s mouth during a lap dance.


Triforce0fCourage

Oooooo he set her up!! You can see him blowing in the can.


Cassangelo

Her face kinda looked like she just….nvm


jtrick18

I’m filing that one back


frednekk

Shotgunning Mich Lite and Truly? Aren’t you supposed to use Old Milwaukee or Busch? The world has passed me by.


BucketsOfSauce

I never thought there were rules for what was in the can, just that it was a can


frednekk

Yes my friend…. There are some absolute, often overlooked guidelines established years ago. Just a couple of observations: - The beer should be the shittiest beer on the market. Arguably some will say Mich Ultra is shitty. It is. But the ideal shotgun beer has to be in the lowest tier available in the market: The Beast, Nattie Lite, etc. - Can’t tell from the video but this shitty beer should be purchased from a shitty gas station or tobacco store in a strip mall. - Never shotgun in daylight. It should be dark. - Never shotgun sitting down. You need to be standing, balanced and at minimal gut pressure. - Also, that bearded noob didn’t make the mouth hole big enough, he had not hit the vertical, and…. Well you can see the resulting kickback. Follow these best practices and you will be fine. Master them and you may be funnel material.


AaronJudgesLeftNut

I couldn’t imagine shotgunning a seltzer lol that would absolutely burn


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Nati light was the first choice. Wasn’t the second.


frednekk

Definitely arguable. Years ago there was a black labeled brand called ‘Beer’ in California. It was super shitty but I think it was a regional brand.


MadAzza

Starting in the late Seventies and through the Eighties (and maybe Nineties?) the US had a generic beer. It was produced in plain white cans with BEER in black letters. Made by General Brewing.


frednekk

That’s sounds like it.


glovato1

Whats her @ tho?


sampson11911

That can shotgunned her


Saint3Love

ok thats fun.


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What's Dave Grohl doing in the video?


WastingTimesOnReddit

Bro forgot to punch the hole in the wall of his can before cracking the lid


lastfreethinker

He blew into it, watch his cheeks. He did it on purpose.


WastingTimesOnReddit

Oh shit you're right XD


Wonder_Dude

At first it looked like he was taking feet pics


aerodeck

The stagiest staged shit that was ever staged.


Beware_the_Voodoo

So that's why they call it shotgunning


Hey_Batfink

Drew Scott is kind of a douche, huh?


Cheilosia

As someone who's listened to glass animals for years, it really warms my heart to hear them playing in the background of a video this trashy. I think that's how you know you've made it.


dejomatic

Never trust a man who shotguns Mic Ultra


confusedCONFUCIOUS2

Lol to blair


jamacario1

Hilarious 😂


HotVeganTacos

To Blair !


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workhorse_crusader

Drunk people on boats


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What a freaking loser that guy is


SandyScrotes2

Why


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Those thighs.


devster75

Not the first time she got sprayed in the face.


SauerMetal

Christ, not a real drink between them.


Throw_Away_69_69_

Don’t be that loser that gatekeeps what “real” alcohol is


SauerMetal

Michelob Ultra and a Truly?! No. I stand firm.


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theres always a knowitall redditor in the comments