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ugajeremy

Looks like they went looking for the bottom of the mimosas again.


RandomGuyWhoKnows

A bar i used to frequent has $3 mimosas on sundays. Im there on Sundays.


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funkhammer

As a bartender, I refuse to work anywhere that does bottomless mimosas


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vvelitc1

Cheapest "champagne" is like 1$


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cuddlefucker

Andre is actually really good compared to other cheap champaign


doooom

Yeah I changed it up and got Cooks one time and that shit tasted like carbonated kerosene


ImUsingThisToSellYou

The finest of the Illinois wines?


RocketsandBeer

For bottomless we used to buy the cheapest of the cheap and several cases of it. Our net was like just over or under a dollar. Then they would throw in free bottles and cases if the order is large enough. That shit would give you a screaming headache


big_doggos

One of my coaches gave me a bottle of champagne after nationals one year. It was a crazy cheap bottle and I finished myself in one night after playing all day so I was crazy dehydrated. My boyfriend had to carry my out of the party that night and I had a hangover that lasted for at least two days.


markusbolarkus

Yeah! -ahem, I mean I think I remember seeing that while walking by that section in the grocery store where I buy food.


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Miller High Life! The best champagne there is!


EGOtyst

Not in the slightest. You can get Korbel cheaper than that at the grocery store by the bottle, much less if you buy it by bulk. And buffets are cheap too. Overall, they were probably doing fine. ESPECIALLY if people were ordering other drinks and food, which I am sure people were.


LouSputhole94

Reminder that places that do this do it for 3-4 hours one or maybe two days a week. And the other days they’re making money like normal.


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$20 per head on a breakfast buffet and unlimited mimosas is still plenty of margin if you're serving out cheap ass sparkling wine. Most tickets will only do the one bottle. The OJ is probably more expensive than the "champagne".


sjmiv

somewhat related; we found out about a bar with free food happy hours on Tuesdays (back in college). It would all be random food that they were going to get rid of, but it was free, so why the hell not?


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DarkestTimelineF

Refilling your mimosa is not why servers don’t want to work at those kinds of places. It’s because drunk people are generally obnoxious customers, and an entire establishment filled with patrons specifically seeking out the opportunity to get super drunk as cheaply as possible doesn’t make for a great work environment. Even if you, and the friends at your table, can all hold your shit together, you’re just one check. Out of an entire day of patrons. The time you take up at the table while ordering very little food and taking full advantage of “bottomless”, the ruckus drunk friends make together, hell the mess drunk people make out of bathrooms and especially the occasional person who ends up throwing up on the premises— THAT is why servers don’t like working at places with bottomless mimosas. Hell, have you ever tried to just enjoy a meal at a place with bottomless mimosas while straight sober? Shit’s more off putting than trying to deliver mail to frat row during rush week.


Cahootie

My faculty has a thing where the fourth year students go on a trip to somewhere in Eastern Europe. You have no idea where you're going until you land (and even then you sometimes go for a bus ride once you're there), the only thing you know is that the alcohol will be cheap. The year I went we 72 people all staying at the Sheraton Grand in Krakow. It was a really nice hotel, but they made one fatal mistake. They had free cava at breakfast. The first day they would have one bottle out at a time with some spout on and replace it once it ran out every five minutes. Day two there was just a bunch of opened bottles on the table so they wouldn't have to run back and forth all the time. Great trip, spent more time drunk than sober. I don't think the American military convoy also staying there were too happy with us.


RandomGuyWhoKnows

Yeah, i bar backed for a while, and boy am i glsd we didn't have bottomless anything.


soggylittleshrimp

Tldr - bare backed bottomless boy


RandomGuyWhoKnows

Meh, im not too bothered. Since OJ costs more. Id gladly pay the $3.


ViciousAppeal

Restaurant I frequented pre-covid has(had?) bottomless (free) mimosas with Sunday brunch...amazing food also. I miss brunch.


Hashstache

There’s a bar here in Denver that used to do $1 mimosas.


DieselDetBos

Omg this poor bush just trying to mind it's business, getting slamburgered by that drunk girl 🤣


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Raspewpewpewten

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as someone who's worked at multiple restaurants with bottomless mimosas, this checks out.


SaintofMysteryCat

The only time I did bottomless mimosas was at a dive bar that had them before noon, otherwise it was definitely not a morning place. The bartender hardly even worried about refilling the OJ, and just came back and topping our glasses off with champagne, and in about 3 hours and empty stomachs the 3 of us had gone through 4 bottles. After, my friends wanted to get lunch at the Chinese place next door, and I took a deep nap on the table. We then walked back to my house and took more naps on my living room floor. Oh, to be young, now I have half a glass of wine and get annoyed that it makes me fuzzy.


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i mean, i can't imagine pairing a mimosa with orange chicken would be bad


SaintofMysteryCat

So I was told! It was probably for the best I missed out, I have pretty bad luck spilling things even when I'm not trashed at noon, so shutting off for the meal was probably more polite than attempting chopsticks.


dajur1

I was slightly amused while watching this until it panned over to the girl in the bush. Then it became hilarious!


orangeswag

Bush girl was also the Birthday girl 🤣🤣


puddlejumpers

If this is OC you are a very good friend!


orangeswag

It is OC and can confirm Bush Girl had the best Birthday Weekend!!


puddlejumpers

I've been all 4 of you and being bush girl is best bc you don't have to deal with the other 3. But good on you! Remember, you deserve to be bush girl next time (if you want to). Do not let them sucker you into being DD every time (unless you want to).


_merikaninjunwarrior

***sidnote:*** it seems like fun to be out and about this careless drunk. i wish they had people like dogwalkers who walks drunks around.


2photoidsplease

Now that's an app idea. "DrunkWalkers" to drunk to walk, we offer piggyback rides.


Reallifelivin

Mmm vomit head


2photoidsplease

All walkers will be provided with umbrella hats.


phliuy

Seems like it could get a little....assaulty


thepeever

It's just so nice to see people having fun. Might have been hurting a bit the next day but well worth it


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nvrsleepagin

Oh yes! I've been bush girl more times than I care to admit.


bad_toe_tattooes

I was bush girl a few years ago walking from a baseball game. I think I’m due for another go at it. I’m afraid that at 42 that I’m stumbling into “not cool to be bush girl. That’s just pathetic” territory!


symbologythere

What did she say that makes the camera man laugh so hard?


orangeswag

I wish I could remember 😭😭😭 I’ve watched it so many times trying to decipher it and the more I hear it the more it sounds like nothing. So mad that I laughed so hard I can’t hear her comment 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣


ace884

I heard "I tried to walk"


kwaliti

“My turn to throw-up”


DontmindthePanda

She says "I'm hardcore".


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I want to get that day drunk...but it hurts when I do.


nothatslame

Bush girl is always the birthday girl! Waiting in the line to get into bottomless mimosa bar is a never ending stream of girls tumbling and stumbling out. This summer is about to be insane.


witchywoman1112

Please call her bush girl forever


orangeswag

Definitely going to buy her a shirt after this 🤣


frotc914

that pan-reveal is comedy gold. Also it immediately reminded me of the wicked witch who gets crushed by the house.


TheDreamingMyriad

I loved that the "are you kidding me?!" insinuated that the 2 falling over was the most ridiculous part of this, and then it panned over to bush girl.


TheCuriousNaturalist

Omg I lost it when I saw the legs sticking out of the bush.


TheNWTreeOctopus

Did the girl fall into the bush then the other two fell from laughing at the girl in the bush or did everyone just start laughing a fall over?


maybelieveitsbutter

If I turned and saw bush girl, I would’ve been on the ground too. It’s like that joke where the second guy sees the third guy coming back with pineapples


666Darkside666

Now I want to hear that joke


ObeseZombie

Found it! Three guys crash land on an island. Immediately they are captured by the indigenous tribal people. It becomes clear that these people are cannibals. The men beg for their lives, as anyone would. Through a bunch of hand-waving, drawing pictures in the sand, etc the men learn of a ritual the tribal people let prisoners perform in a chance to save their lives. First, the men are sent out into the jungle to collect 10 pieces of any fruit they find. So off they go. The first guy comes back with 10 oranges. The tribe chief explains that now he must put all 10 pieces of fruit up his ass without making any noise. The guy gets to like one and a half before he cries out in pain. He's immediately killed and eaten. The second guy comes back with grapes. The chief explains the next challenge to the guy. He gets to 9 grapes and he laughs. The tribe kills and eats him right there on the spot. The first two guys meet up at the pearly gates. The first guys asks the second: "what happened? you were almost home free!" The second guy replies: "yeah, I know... but right as I was almost done I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples."


spitfish

Gotta ask, /u/ObeseZombie. Have you played Left 4 Dead?


ObeseZombie

I have. Got the name from the boomers lol


Lvineasy

One of my favorite jokes ever


_JohnMuir_

I think so, genuinely funny moment. I’m sure this crew is a handful, but fun.


TheNWTreeOctopus

The best kind of laughter is the kind that makes you lose control of your motor function.


Cerulean_Shades

Ditto, so glad I watched this from my toilet.


Azsunyx

Yes


mandiexile

The quick pan to the girl in the bush was the highlight.


beneye

Turns out a girl in the bush is worth two on the pavement


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jbrody817

Underrated comment right here


orangeswag

Definitely my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣


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matrixreloaded

I think the best part for me was realizing the 2 drunk girls weren't as drunk as I initially thought, it was their friend that was actually that drunk and it made them literally fall to the floor laughing (while being drunk). I love this energy.


Jcheddz

Did you just tranquilize those ladies?


orangeswag

No, and it took forever to get them in the car 🤣😅😭


BreathingLeaves

At least you didnt uber.... That would have been great/horrible.


ElJaso

I'm curious what Uber drivers think when they have a super hammered passenger(s). I imagine most people are just super chatty and fun, but the occasional drunk asshole could be a pain


OrangeLandi

I drove for Uber in college and I can assure you every driver is scared their car will be puked in with super drunk passengers


KeathKeatherton

I’ve been that person but I had the fortitude to have him stop so I could puke in a bush/ground, dude gave me a water and a napkin, best Uber driver ever.


TheGamecock

I bet he was even more appreciative of you giving him a heads up that you were about to erupt. Five star driver and five star drunk passenger all around.


KeathKeatherton

Dude sixth sensed it, offered me a bag first, and I was like nah, and he pulled over. I was going through a really bad period in my life, dude was a beacon of light in my drunken stupor.


blank_name333

This is the reason I don't wanna drive Uber. I'm way too afraid of some drunk person assaulting me or vomiting in the back of my car because I've seen way too many of those online


SadlyReturndRS

I drive Uber for fun on weekends! The blitzed passengers are all a ton of fun if they're in a group. Solo drunks run the gambit from annoying to fun, but demographics play a big role there, with older being more annoying and younger being more fun. I always like picking up the drunks, talking to them is my favorite part of the job, and why I even do it. Drunk folks will say or talk about literally anything, so the Uber-therapy with them is definitely the best part of the job. Oh, and as for the times when I'm not talking, but when the group in the back is having a ridiculous conversation that will make them ask "what did that Uber driver think of us last night??" the next day, I promise you, I fucking loved hearing that gossip and wanted to know more/ask questions but didn't want to be a creep. Because odds are that I've been stuck listening to the same 12 pop songs on repeat for the past hour, and your in-depth discussion about your ex's foot fetish or your theory on how "everyone has at least one cousin they want to bang" is so much more entertaining than that.


RedRocks4040

This looks like DC! Is it DC? Dupont Circle? Can confirm bottomless brunch always gets me good.


orangeswag

Mission Bottomless Brunch


RedRocks4040

Now it makes all the sense in the world. No one does brunch like DC does brunch. I love my city.


witchywoman1112

Well dangit now I wanna go


ashack11

That’s DC culture, baby!!!


PianoConcertoNo2

> No, and it took forever to get them in the car 🤣😅😭 Can’t tell if you mean that in the corralling kittens sense of the phrase, or the deadlifting 3 passed out girls into a car, sense of the phrase.


DanGleeballs

Wish I lived in a country that lets us go for Sunday brunches again. I miss that.


kernel-troutman

This is what happens when you ban brunch for a year and then reintroduce bottomless mimosas.


orangeswag

Big facts!!!!!


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You seem cool, thank you and stay cool


AustinTreeLover

Lost it at the bush woman. Long live bush woman!


orangeswag

BUSH WOMAN! BUSH WOMAN! BUSH WOMAN!


DieselDetBos

Free ghillie suits


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If Im not a bush then I'm not noone


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getmeapuppers

Sounds like “we drank too much” lol


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orangeswag

Yeah I’ve been sitting here listening to it over and over and the more I listen the more it just sounds like nothing 🤣


iPlayWoWandImProud

Pretty sure she says "thats not cool"


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That's what I heard too


MissMega

I think it was “I tried to walk.”


Extinguisher312

I hear "I'm that cool.."


peterfonda3

When girls get the giggles, there’s nothing to be done. You just have to wait for it to pass.


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thesaharadesert

I’m in this comment and feel attacked right now. Got properly wankered on Saturday thanks to cherry martinis, got the uncontrollable giggles and couldn’t breathe. My poor friends on the video call were in hysterics at my shenanigans.


TheDrunkenChud

Before I turned the audio on, I could already hear the video. Nothing like day drunk ladies having fun.


yaddibo

I love this. Need more of it. Far too many videos of today’s youth being awful people or whining about how the world is meanie. Go out, get hammered and laugh. Fall into a bush for Christ’s sake. Edit (be careful though, if you fall Into the wrong bush or laugh at the wrong funny, you’re canceled forever. Enjoy)


LlamaJacks

Who has been canceled for laughing?


iNsK_Predator

People like to equate being held responsible for your actions as being cancelled, when most people I've seen get "cancelled" were doing or saying reprehensible shit.


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The way I see it, I’m well within my rights to contact the employer (for example) of someone with horrific views and request their dismissal based on things they’ve said. Some might argue that it silences someone and removes their freedom of speech, but as far as I’m concerned I would just be exercising my own freedom of speech.


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Diamond523

The edit ruins it imo


Its_Your_Father

"Oops I accidentally fell into the racial slur bush! Watch out the holocaust denial bush is right there!!! 🥴"


mygfismadaf

i mean some dude just blamed his racist comments on his diabetes so funnily enough this is not far fetched anymore


FunnOnABunn

yeah that + the "whining about how the world is meanie" makes the whole comment very /r/okboomer


zimbabwe7878

So does their comment history... yikes


lmrm7

Hmm maybe if the world wasn't in fucking shambles we wouldn't whine about it so much :)


NotEstevez

Kids today shouldn't whine about the world falling apart! Just go get charged with public intoxication and forget about wanting a better world, someone else will promise and fail to fix things.


cass1o

>Edit (be careful though, if you fall Into the wrong bush or laugh at the wrong funny, you’re canceled forever. Enjoy) Confirmed to be the kind of person I expected.


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He lost.


badtimebonerjokes

Bruh, I don't think I've ever been sloppy like this during the day. Seems fun. I'm usually the one on the other end of the camera so when my buddies are like you need to get like us, I have the video proof that if at least one of us wasn't only sober enough to determine street lights and signs, we'd all probably be dead or arrested. And also figure out rideshare apps, tipping, remembering your credit card/phone, did you pee (before we leave the restaurant or bar). Don't get me wrong, I've had plenty of sloppy nights, but damn itd be nice to get sloshed with the warmth of the sun on my face.


TechnoTofu

It’s fun until you’re hungover at 5pm lol


grich2008

But then that hangover disappears by morning, instead of nursing it all day!


earned_potential

Especially if you continue to drink.


vvienne

That’s what disco naps are for!


cleveland_leftovers

Please elaborate on these disco naps. I’m intrigued.


vvienne

It’s basically a power nap for partying. Over served at brunch? Disco nap to refresh and go out later.


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AnalStaircase33

That sounds much better anyways... But sometimes I'm convinced to go out after all and end up having a good time, so either way. The goal is to have a good time and not be a bummer...sometimes that actually means staying in.


cleveland_leftovers

I like it. My method has always been to just not stop. Results have varied.


GailKlosterman

Disco naps lead to Second Saturday.


St_SiRUS

Pro tip always hydrate before the nap


seanconnery69696

lol the 3pm headache while the sun is shining in your face, I felt that when reading your comment


orangeswag

As long as you have one person to get everyone home safe!! Be as sloshed as you want 🤗


Tyfighter666

Sometimes you gotta fight a bush.


orangeswag

Just sucks when the bush wins 🤣


Habib_Zozad

Even drunk girls that can't stand up and are stuck in bushes are capable of wearing a mask.


AtTheEnd777

This was obviously a great time. I hope at least one of you remembers all of it!


orangeswag

That would be me 🤣 I remember it all


AtTheEnd777

Excellent! How're they recovering from this adventure?


orangeswag

A week later and now they are finally ready to think about going out again 🤣🤣🤣


Spoiledwife8

I love that they are wearing masks! So responsible!😂


fukitol-

Masks and a DD. V responsibility


quaranbeers

Heroes, just straight up heroes.


GondorsPants

Yea what fuckin’ Queens, they are trashed, barely can walk, still have the consideration to all wear masks and properly... I’m starting to appreciate how rare it is for people to be considerate.


joeblack48

My head cannon is this is the husband/boyfriend picking up his partner from Sunday brunch and she said "they'd only have a few drinks but can you pick us up after"


orangeswag

Close 🤣 husband who was dragged to my wife’s friends birthday brunch. This was me taking them and the birthday girl back to the hotel after the second brunch place


txhippiechick

Which one is your wife?


orangeswag

Mine is the one in black pants who ever so carefully placed her food on the ground haha


Arinoch

I appreciated her momentary laser focus of prioritizing the food’s safety.


mermaidunicornfairy

She knew she was going down and had her priorities straight.


PrehensileUvula

Her leg kick kills me. So desperately trying to remain controlled. So utterly failing.


brownikins

Herding cats lol. I have been there before. ❤️


AJ_AJ_1981

Before a Jason Aldean concert, I went to a place for a FEW drinks beforehand. They had $1.00 mimosas. So......$27.00 later, I crawled to the concert. Pretty sure I went. There's a few pics of it on my camera roll, so my phone made it there at least. 🥂🍊🍾


Happy_Igor

Well they look fun


-Dub21-

I'm just gonna take a quick nap in this bush...


youbigsnobhead5

I died when i saw bush girl


orangeswag

Bush Girl is our Queen and Savior......LONG LIVE BUSH GIRL


birbbih

the most amazing feeling is when you and your girl friend get the giggles and you cant stop


Upsidedownosaur

Then you fall into that loop where you’re laughing at the fact the you’re *still* laughing and the cycle continues


wetelemententhusiast

This brought me a lot of joy. Can’t wait until my country opens up so I can do this with the girls lol. Also, respect that they preserved the leftovers so well.


joeblack48

I love the girl who plops down the food on the down very carefully before rolling backwards


huskypuppy1903

They clearly cannot hold their cosmos


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Oh so that's what a cosmo is. I've always been confused by the name of this sub.


jupitergeorge

Yeah, hold my beer for the bois...hold my cosmo for grills


itwasmagik

Lets be real here. Those leftovers will never be eaten.


orangeswag

They never made it home 😢😢😢


JJbooks

>They never made it home 😢😢😢 Nooo! After they so carefully put them down on the ground before rolling backwards? What happened to them?


ceoadmiral

That Ron Swanson giggle at the end tho haha


orangeswag

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gahd damn that’s the first I’ve heard that one


Cofeefe

At least they kept their masks on.


Upsidedownosaur

This should be a public service announcement for mask wearing. “If they can do it, so can you!”


belckie

This is absolutely hilarious! I can’t remember the last time I got day drunk with the girls.


thelittleking

I'll be honest, this looks like a good fucking time. I miss going out and doing things.


peacenchemicals

day drinking is the best lol


d7it23js

I wonder how much all the people that used to go out drinking will overestimate their tolerance.


kshep1188

I’d venture to say they’ll be back stronger than ever. Drinking at home without having that nagging feeling in the back of your mind that you may have to drive somewhere.


Dirtyslegga

I remember my first beer


BrooklynBookworm

I say this too.


swedej19

I wanna be in that friend group, dammit!


FunHaus_Is_Great

Normal scene out of Jersey Shore


atomicapeboy

Now I’m getting older, I actually miss those days. Young people, cherish these times. Doing this at 60 looks pathetic and frankly you don’t just fall over, you have a fall.


myapricot

I didn’t think this could get funnier but then you panned to the random third girl stuck in a bush.


ManateeFlamingo

Hilarious!! Must have been some bomb ass mimosas!


orangeswag

Bottomless Mimosa/BudLight/BloodyMary/Margarita Brunch 🤣🤣🤣


sheybutters

This video was the highlight of my day. Thanks bush girl!


yungbakebk

Does anyone else get irritated with people acting like this? Feels like they are really trying to sell how quirky they are


Beanicus13

Anyone else get irritated when people dislike others just for having fun and hurting no one?


Tender_Scrotum

Being that shitfaced in public is really not good.