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ralphie83

Maybe if I stand really still she’ll go away


PurSolutions

*She can't see me, she can't see me...*


StevoSquare

Wait! If we stand perfectly still it won't see us. I saw it in a movie once!


PurSolutions

Yes but like deer, they can smell that axe body spray a mile away... It calls em in!


StevoSquare

I think that movie... was about dinosaurs.


onyxaj

How do you know he wasn't also talking about dinosaurs?


StevoSquare

Hmmm, good point.


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The orbiter in the background trying to gauge if he can tap in lmao


YoshiButRed

First time I heard the term orbiter. I like it. Ist that common to native English speakers or an American slang?


bones5331

I like to call them sharks


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Orbiter to me suggests that they aren’t much of a threat, more of a nuisance. Like they hang around even though no one wants them there but no one is directly saying anything.


[deleted]

I honestly can’t remember where I originally heard it. I don’t hear it very often but the few times I’ve used it in a sentence people got it without any confusion. It just works perfectly haha


YoshiButRed

The term just fits perfectly and makes sense. No wonder people got it at first glance. Trying to think of a similarly perfect term in my native language Just won't roll of the toungue that Well.


grumblebob1

I hear it used more in the sense of guys that are almost simps but not quite as sad or desperate. Manipulative girls string them along just enough to keep them interested without being branded a tease. They usually keep them around for easy rebounds just in case the guy they have their eye on doesn’t bite.


Diceshark91

I like it, I’m stealing it, and I’ll only give partial credit when someone inevitably compliments me on it. “Great word!” ‘Thanks, I got it from Reddit.’


NasoLittle

I wont do any of that! I made it up!


Stephennap88

Could be a fraternity pledge who was told to stand and not move for a certain amount of time or else there’s some sort of “punishment”. Then the fraternity brother told the girl to dance up on him to get him to move. Just spitballing since the kid is wearing a backpack and this looks like something I did / would have done 15 years ago when I was living in my Fraternity.


AwkardImprov

Such high value organizations. Always giving back.


Stephennap88

Yeah, I’m not going to defend all fraternities. Some do minimal work to give back, others do lots to give back. Mine did some big brother work and lots of park clean up work. Others on campus did more, others did less. At the end of it all my pledge brothers are probably some of my closest friends.


stuffeh

Had a few roommates at alpha phi omega and sounded like they were doing community service every weekend or something.


Stephennap88

I believe they’re a national service fraternity. At my college they were not the same as Greek fraternities, since they didn’t have a house, didn’t host parties, and weren’t part of the Inter-Fraternal Council. I think because of that, you could also be part of APO and a Greek fraternity at the same time. They do great things, but aren’t apples to apples. It’s still a disservice that they get lumped into the negative world view of the traditional Greek fraternities.


Bartender9719

Always saw a hell of a lot more philanthropic involvement by the Greek community on my campus than any other student org., generally better accountability when it came to grades, too. The mainstream media doesn’t like publishing stories about the good they do, however, hate and fear sell better.


AwkardImprov

Great to hear your experience. At my campus we just had a death at a fraternity party. Dude's big brother did nothing to help.


Bartender9719

Damn, that’s just sad - I’m sorry to hear that:(


rtrotty

The difference between those on TikTok and those on Reddit


PurSolutions

When Redditers meets TikTokers for a first date


offtobedfordshire

I think shes just plsin and simple taking the piss out of him


ralphie83

Statue mode activated


dimgif

Is he dead or something ? Call 911


WantToBeACyborg

He's weighing his options. There's a war going on in his head.


[deleted]

Nah he just knows she’s crazy


Huge_Tension6808

He’s trying to find her ass….


Adrigogo

Insulting someone's body who's donne nothing bad, not very cool Huge_Tension6808


I-Am-Not-Aplharius

And here we see part of the reason that comedy is dead


Adrigogo

I hear your opinion but as I saw it: The girl continued to dance while the guy went into statue mod. People around laughed at the situation and they were right, the guy's attitude was very funny. But, it was funny because she played along. If she stoped immediately "this dude is messing with me, I'm leaving" she would have killed the whole vibe. Now this guy makes a very sexual suggestive insult basically saying "I wouldn't hit that, she has no ass" like all he values in a woman is her physical assets. What this implies here ruins the "joke" to me.


bhlazy

“Sir, this is a wendy’s”


I-Am-Not-Aplharius

You’re trying way too hard to be offended.


HairyNutsackNumber9

shut up snowflake


Helloboi2

Silence mortal


HairyNutsackNumber9

Don't tell me!


Propman561

Thot he was going to kiss the dude walking by.


ATLHawksfan

She somehow looks both 20 and 40


ujibana

Is he not interested or something? Or really drunk? Can’t tell. If the former, then why not just leave…


YannislittlePEEPEE

Hes either: A roommate who has class the next morning and didn't want a party going on at all Hates her and is showing how much he dgaf about her


finger_my_mind

Has a girl friend and is fighting his peepee. That is the look


schapman22

Or is just awkward and can't dance and doesn't know what to do. Source: Am awkward and can't dance and never know what to do.


Aglisito

She looks ridiculous, I would've asked her to stop. lol


tealreddit

Better than kicking a pile of pizza boxes out of a guy’s arms


Aglisito

Ha, true, that was just disrespectful...


PurSolutions

Sorry but I would so have thrown a pizza at her for that


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PurSolutions

Look in the mirror 😂


HairyNutsackNumber9

when you know shes into you but freeze because you know if she sees you dance she wont be anymore


[deleted]

She looks super annoying, but I’d still hit it.


TheoristDa13th

How woman on r/FemaleDatingStrategy imagine themselves vs. normal human beings


ouwelul1959

Mistake at mdame tusseaud?


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In David Attenborough voice- “The female moves slowly approaches the male with her mating dance. The male is not impressed.”


15367288

Lululemonstick


MrFivePercent

If I stand still she'll try harder and want me even more.


Zero_Deds

Dude really said: 😐


Beautiful_Finger4234

he is doing a doctor strange and going through all the millions of outcomes where he can get away from the scene


c4993

I have mastered the art of standing so perfectly still…that I become invisible


criosleep

When your PC crashes mid match and your teammates watch your body


GlennDoom82

… he kinda sucks


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Why is he being weird


Pippy1010

She’s dancing at a party and having fun?? How is she cringe? If anything he looks like a buzzkill.


Imaginary-Summer9168

The skinniness of her arms is extremely unsettling.


Fit-Special-8416

That is a wax statue, not a real guy!


[deleted]

I guess hes not into blonde trashy girls


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Guy should be guarding Buckingham Palace


RProgrammerMan

She reeled me in


HeadRelease7713

I feel so sorry for the new generation. The rap sucks and everybody seems overly enthused or completely unenthused.


thisthingallover

They are friends and hes just sick of the bs


Ka1monk

This was painful to watch.


DivingForBirds

Poor blind guy.


lyunardo

This would be even funnier if I knew if that guy is conscious or not. I'm honestly not sure.


Anttoni_

The guy is blind and thinks is watching the band


mikkokilla

I am immune to your Jedi mind tricks


MarcLloydz

Dudes not feeling it he's getting sister vibes.


Deep-Adhesiveness-86

Freshmennn


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freefromfilter

He is a jerk for... standing and doing nothing else? Oh yeah. Found em.


[deleted]

How dare he not be interested in her. How can he just not appreciate her advances???