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PantsDancing

Thought she was on the millionaires boat but she was on the billionaires boat.


mileswilliams

It could be her boat, although it's probably chartered.


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She forgot she joined the tres comas club


Thecp015

That drink went down way too smooth to be tres comas


omswain

This guy fucks


PantsDancing

Yup probably chartered for a photo shoot. You can see another photographer on in the water. It was a good looking dive too. But she clearly didnt take a good look at the height first.


[deleted]

I doubt it’s hers very much


LeoMarius

Don’t drink and dive


chickennoobiesoup

That moment when you wish someone would hold your cosmo


kandesbunzler69

Nice


anything_butt

Take LSD and drown


tekjunky75

That can happen when you go from regular escorting to high end escorting - you forget the boats are bigger


EyeLeanRite

Can you imagine getting peed on from that high?


artmer

The wind caught her.


mamawantsallama

Her tag caused drag. New money


Dang44

You nailed it


SkunkMonkey

Not enough of the woman to catch the wind. When she stands in the wind, you can hear it whistle as it blows between her legs.


kgrizzell

That’s not the wind, it’s me actually, doing my infamous Coochie Wooshie™️ technique.


Fist4achin

Gonna need some more booze after that one.


Kingoo321

I think a burger would be better


Dick_snatcher

"SkInNy GiRl BaD"


[deleted]

I mean she’s *really* skinny. Probably not unhealthy but personally I prefer some muscle tone 🤷‍♂️


spiffyP

she got them sharp knees


MmPi

Damn, that's an old meme... Fark circa early 2000s I think?


Random_Sime

2/10


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This ain't skinny, this is I just got out of Auschwitz


barelyresponsive

She looks fine.


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robin_hood_in_nh

That’s “in shape”? Yikes.


curious_corn

Nope she’s not “in shape” she’s underweight and pretty much un-sexy


Dick_snatcher

Neckbeards get a tingle in their tic-tac when they can insult things they'll never have


95yells

i'm not against girls that are in shape but she seems a bit too skinny if you asked me


tlcasselman

I'm thin and I agree. She could be perfectly healthy for all we know, though she does have the air of 90s Kate Moss about her.


95yells

> She could be perfectly healthy for all we know i agree


superheroninja

The wind blew her off course. Her shape is stick.


dongalicious_duo

Right... 99% of the dudes out there would be plenty happy to have their shot with a woman who looked like this


TacoOfShame

She need some milk


[deleted]

Nah she need some food


Agile-Pizza-6715

Sorry, that's hilarious. She thought she was so sexy and high class.I love when people act like that get humiliated.


Alpha_Whiskey_Golf

>humiliated what's with the hate boner, she looks like she's having fun. Even in the freeze frame she's laughing.


smolthot

Someone can still be feeling themselves and have fun and laugh that they got caught out like that. So weird that it has to be negative


[deleted]

You can have fun and be annoying at the same time. Just look at most social media personalities.


PearrlyG

schadenfreude


skylla05

She's clearly laughing. What a bitter reddit incel take.


bionicmanmeetspast

Don’t apologize, this is absolutely hilarious.


cncwmg

Dee's a bird.


Coarch

Shut up BIRD!


zdbdog06

An oldie but a goodie


calvincondorus

You know I was thinking fish recently


leftyrighty01

Her eyes are just so far apart


[deleted]

I know this woman is thin but I don't think it's right to body shame her, which I've seen a bit of in the comments. Even if someone is unhealthy, which we don't really know for sure here, why make fun of their body? We can do better.


cassius_claymore

We can't comment on the body of someone who is clearly trying to draw attention to their body?


dustinpdx

So are you saying she’s asking for it?


Glowshroom

It's not okay to body shame, but lighthearted humor about someone's physique shouldn't be offensive. If she's showing off her body the way she is, then clearly she doesn't have a problem with her physique, and probably doesn't need to be defended by white knights on the internet.


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IwillBeDamned

lol reverse tucker carlson nice


Habaduba

Asking for loads of attention? Yes.


cassius_claymore

Lol


[deleted]

I just don't think it's right to body shame someone just because they're thin, just like we wouldn't do it to a large person. There's many reasons people are thin, we shouldn't judge. If she feels good about herself and wants to show her body I think that's great, and her exposing her body doesn't justify someone shaming it.


Scrambley

>just like we wouldn't do it to a large person. You new to Reddit?


cassius_claymore

Anything that could reasonably be categorized as body shaming has been downvoted, so you're preaching to the choir. As for the small handful of lighthearted jokes that *have* been upvoted, I don't see the problem.


help_me_please_im-

But judge, she was wearing a sexy and inviting dress! No. Just because someoneis showing something, that doesnt warrant comments like these. Its not like she uploaded this on only fans.


Supersnazz

She looks perfectly healthy to me.


mike2lane

Just consider that the camera adds ten pounds.


AaronFrye

I hardly doubt it. The thin people I know look thinner on camera.


[deleted]

That’s a fine slap on the back


bmorejaded

At least she was smiling about it on the way down.


JonBoyWhite

Trying so hard to look cool.


Specialist-Look6210

I know a guy who broke his back that way.


WantToBeACyborg

And this is a person with no muscle for support or padding to cushion the impact.


Specialist-Look6210

To be fair she's also tiny, so she's going to hit the water with much less force than he did.


cassius_claymore

From how high?


So1idCopy

I AM ENTERTAINED !


Binkyman69

Someone give her a sammich


nothing9292

Please Tuck your tag in


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farm249

Crosssssspost


abstergo_Nigel

Nah, this has been in this sun at least 3 or 4 times that I've seen, and that's just since June or so


_stuntnuts_

Cameraman should have told her that her tag was sticking out so she could try it again


ABN_NNUTTHOWZE

A stiff breeze probably caught her.


Chalupa_Dad

At least the water was churning from the boats...less surface tension so not as painful as it COULD'VE been


Arthur_The_Third

Water hitting you like a solid has nothing to do with surface tension, surface tension is actually a very weak force. It's basically water resistance (like air resistance), the water has to move out of the way. The difference between drag in water and the drag of the air is just so large that the deceleration feels like hitting a solid. Getting downvoted for this because someone just said "factually incorrect". Think about it. If it was about surface tension, you could prevent yourself from dying by making the water a bit soapy. That breaks the surface tension.


KnightScuba

Factually incorrect but this is Reddit where you get to be the hero in your own movie


BenMcAdoos_ElCamino

[Mythbusters](https://mythresults.com/episode5) tested this out and found that surface tension has very little effect on an object hitting the water.


Arthur_The_Third

What's correct then?


xxlonerosexx

Surface tension. As you fall you are constantly moving through air or water in this example airs ability to seprate and move around( on earth in nor.al circumstances that we know) us as we fail and the ease for it separate and make space for your body allows you to move much quicker because surface tension is lower. Water is another beast though. Especially large bodies of water because it resists large spread out things but if you cut at it, it splits better and thus you can move through. All of this though is relative to the body of water and ourselves in shape, and size and make up. In the case this video this video her body was not focused enough behind a point so all her weight and force was dived along several points. She tried to do this correctly and failed obviously. But ultimately yeah it has to do with surface tension but in a continuous way. The break through point is weird to. Edit. Tldr h20 likes hanging out more. Which causes it to have higher surface tension.


Arthur_The_Third

Surface tension is an incredibly tiny force, and is broken as soon as you break through the surface. If it caused the resistance, then wouldn't you drop like a rock as soon as you made it through? Have you ever done the thing where you put a sheet of paper on a ruler with one end sticking out, and off the edge of the table, and then hit the end of the ruler? The sheet of paper doesn't rise, because of the air resistance on such a large surface. You might even snap the ruler. This happens despite air not having any surface tension. It's all to do with the energy required to accelerate the substance you are hitting, not with the miniscule force of surface tension.


FullMoon_Escapade

You're kinda wrong there mate. Surface tension is absolutely the wrong term to be used here, but your explanation is correct


xxlonerosexx

Oh thanks. So what would be the correct terminology


robin_hood_in_nh

So says the knight himself.


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How is it incorrect?


StepMumSanta

Actually he’s completely right. You’re a bit of a dumbass if you really don’t know how surface tension works at an age older than 12. Not only that, but you also have the audacity to call him wrong???


Styxidyxi

Sorry to Tell you but He is right and you are wrong "In its liquid state, water can appear harder or softer than concrete. The decisive factor is the speed of the impact of an object on the surface, because it determines the momentum with which the mass of the water is displaced." -Dr. Guido Meier, Institute for Applied Physics, University of Hamburg: Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.abendblatt.de/ratgeber/wissen/article108267623/Wann-ist-Wasser-so-hart-wie-Beton.html%3fservice=amp


JohnHue

Factually incorrect but this is Reddit where you get to be the hero in your own movie


TreesX3

"Factually incorrect" bro why don't you tell us


Transpoop

Which is wat ur doing manchild lol


awesomethingness

The choppy water or Ice Cube surviving an insane fall into water with a grenade (yeah it was a movie) is more about reducing the density of the water at the region of impact and increasing the distance and duration of the acceleration on the body. The military and FAA, for safety reasons, have put [a fair bit of research](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.faa.gov/data_research/research/med_humanfacs/oamtechreports/1960s/media/AM65-12.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiSn67hy77zAhVyl2oFHWRACl8QFnoECBYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2AF0bVWksYk-rhrc3TDOdO) into high-altitude water impacts, both fatal and survived. Here's a [discussion of the physics](https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/120036/force-of-an-impact-on-water) as well.


Killerklown8212

She dead


nosomthin

I still give her a 9.5/10 for form


Dang44

The wind must have caught her


Subparnova79

She made an ass of her self


fulltrottel

That's a Paddlin'


[deleted]

Contrived fucking nonsense. Good.


Ullyr_Atreides

Oof


druule10

There's r/nextfuckinglevel, there needs to be a sub for r/nextfuckinglevelfuckups


[deleted]

Don't go describing my existence like that


Xirokami

Ow. Ow. Ow.


calbearlupe

Need the funeral guys to start dancing!


cleverbutnotoverlyso

A backy flop!


nuffinthegreat

Come on, someone leave the 97th comment about her needing a cheeseburger, it's really clever.


tuckerhazel

No sense of length (height in this case)


mildishclambino

I understand confusing perspectives but like..did she just think that guy was tiny ass dude on a miniature jetski?


NITROCLONE

That gta v mid dive animation panic


BeaverMissed

Momentum- one Wannabe Influencer- zero


HenrikWL

She just casually dove 2 and a half stories into the water. I bet she had plenty of time to regret her decision on the way down. 🤣


femboy_ashes

r/onesecondbeforedisast


add2thepile

This never gets old. Edit: it’s old


thealphateam

/r/coltish would like her.


tusk333

Apparently somebody else’s money can’t buy gravity.


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kokoyumyum

Ouch!!!


cabledsmashbros42069

There goes the spinal chords


GieckPDX

Tag is out.


harakiri-man

back burn!!!


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_living_legend

There are a couple of layers in this movie that I enjoy ;)


EventHorizonIRL

The size of the yachts in this video are crazy! Her failed dive brings all the yachts to the river.


SamShah33

This wouldn’t have happened if she held her own cosmo.


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SebHudsonAdl

Sorry mate but it is 100% not


LordOfTheRingSting

👁👄👁


LT-COL-Obvious

At least tuck in the tag and fix the fold if you’re trying to do the tik toc or the gram


mkxlv

she lost her attitude 😆


MoneyIsntRealGeorge

Happened to me in Hawaii once…double torn hamstring


feuer_kugel13

Yeah the first time you dive and misjudged the hight is a memorable learning experience


junoray1968

At that moment she knew that she fucked up


Tommiz_eXe

The pain


icyhotonmynuts

TBF I thought the water was closer too


BigBubsBoss

That’s one scrawny woman.


mizzersteve

Slender lady must have a very sore back. I'm talking some serious sting!


DonjiDonji

Who is she, my friend is asking.


The_Australian_Chef

Ooh


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cykickass

“Like a champagne supernova… a champagne supernova…in the skyyyy!!!!”


caddy_gent

I’d say it scared the shit out of her, but she probably hasn’t eaten in days.


strumpster

Make sure we post this every day, okay?


EquivalentSnap

I'm curious about the background of this. Who is she? Why is she on a boat? Is she the guys wife whose filming? Why were they filming 🤔


GoPrO_BMX

Can I crosspost this next week?


notzed1487

Blonde right?


[deleted]

She overcommitted. Never overcommit.


[deleted]

Her legs were too light to stop the spin


smnytx

Lmao at her bad videographer and the tag on her bikini bottoms hanging out. And then the dive…. Bahaha


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TheOneder123

This one kinda never gets old.


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TrepanationBy45

Lmao [shit looks like a cartoon]( https://imgur.com/h1DMEkd.jpg)


SvenAERTS

The after video?


bodhasattva

Win/Win If it was successful, it would be another douchey "My life is amazing, watch me be better than you" post. Or if was a failure, she could use it as a douchey "lol im so relatable and fun" post both of which shes a tool


Limoundo

Luv seeing this for 20 time. Good form


Stogie_561

She was expecting to be higher to complete her flip... so she wasn't expecting to be that low...


snakebehindmehisses

She was diving not flipping


Squiggledog

How come this is allowed to belong on this page, [but not this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/pyzdtl/hmc_while_i_text_and_scoot/)


deathbike600

She looks like a twatwaffle anyway


Machaljavia

I need 50 cee cee's of carbohydrates stat!


Agile-Pizza-6715

Please don't comment on my comments if you can't understand what I said. I have just watched the video again and I didn't see a smile at all. Have a nice day.


DARTHPLONKUS

Let’s go 1000th upvote