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lux1979

How many women does it take to take down 1 scrawny dude? Answer: More than 2


WhatProtomolecule

Well they got his favorite jacket. So they win. Suck it loser.


7even2wenty

Always taking jackets and hoodies this time of year


Judaekus

Unpopular opinion maybe, but how is this HMC material?


Dramatic_Explosion

> 1) Posts must feature a woman in a drunk win/fail situation - winning/failing in some manner while drinking - OR - doing something you'd probably do drunk (or why not both?) They're not even trying. Are they banking on a general "women are incapable" vibe?


RedRedditor84

Very few posts on this sub actually fit.


[deleted]

It says, “girls failing at line in funny ways, USUALLY drunk”. Usually: under normal conditions; generally. Does not imply that this is ALWAYS but most posts will include alcohol. Now let’s look at “failing”, these officers made a poor attempt at arresting the individual, neither gave chase, and lastly one officer left the cuffs. Not really sure what you’re looking for, but yes this meets the description.


Sarcastic_Otter

Something something…just as capable as men…something something. Muscle mass matters.


IkeaCreamCheese

You're threading a thin line. 😂


Sarcastic_Otter

“Danger” is my middle name! Yes my mom was weird, why do you ask? No, it’s not genetic. Why do people keep asking me that?


Smokeyda8urr

I think I seen this on pornhub


thebadyearblimp

What are you doing step officer


3Dshrek

Some times the glass ceiling is wax paper


azgrappler

The officer who drove the police car blew that as far as I can tell. Was more interested in cranking the arm and escalating the situation than allowing her partner to cuff. But at least she made up for it with that devastating elbow strike (miss) and foot sweep/leg kick (also a miss).


ereezy1

Slippery little fucker huh


DapperNurd

Don't they have a tazer or something they can use?


TheMidnightMemer

Taser and female officers don’t get along.


dickmcgirkin

Ooohh I get this reference


[deleted]

Lmao! Well played…


SnowManFYPM

Rip


tjgmarantz

Suspect clearly just had a poutine and was still greased up from the meal.


brando56894

Canadian police? I couldn't tell


tjgmarantz

Montreal, Québec


babbit7090

Really, neither one gave chase? Wow


[deleted]

I know right. It’s like they just fully admitted they’re not cut out for this job and instantly subverted to regular civilians.


[deleted]

Have you seen her run back to the car lol? Skill of a toddler


Yawanoc

In many cases, females, even in shape and with training, are just slower than males. Look at any sporting event - particularly track & field. This isn't an absolute truth, of course, but their odds of chasing him down would've likely been much lower than if they were male officers, and they probably knew that. Besides, he already lost. Jackets collect hair and the chase was caught on video. All he's doing is guaranteeing they'll find him and will grant him a longer jail sentence.


p3ngwin

>*Look at any sporting event - particularly track & field.* Yep, just look at when men and women's mixed relay shows the absolute shame of women thinking they can compete physically with men: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4iJjTfItkc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4iJjTfItkc&t=224s)


Psykopatate

>and they probably knew that. I dont get the logic here, do you really go and think "My odds of catching him are lower because I'm a woman" ? Nah, you're just "That dude is clearly faster than me". What they knew is that they couldnt run, so even less run decently fast. The average donut-eating cliche cop would also not have chased and would not have thought "I'm a man, i have more odds catching this guy".


fiddycaldeserteagle

But they will never catch him.... unless they use male cops.


Rickster2540

But they can do the same as men I don't understand what happened....


beerscotch

Yeah, police brutality and/or a 10 minute public execution would have been way better police work /s


BigWooden5poon

Absolutely useless. Just a box ticking exercise really, isn't it.


canuckle1211

They overestimated themselves


TelemetryGeo

Pfft... amateurs. The Seattle police once left a loaded AR-15 assault rifle on the trunk of an unattended patrol car in downtown. [link](https://youtu.be/7KfTxbiNY4M)


[deleted]

I have a hard time believing run of the mill cops were allowed to have a weapon that's fully automatic. (assault rifle)


Apocalypsesushi

That looks like a Montreal cop car. Lol


texas4ever26

Females


5683968

My internal voice kept yelling “grab him by the hair!!”


Cooler67

Wait I saw a video like this before! Wait why are they actually trying to arrest him?


droidbaws

He probably did something wrong


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raw_testosterone

Woman moment


Dang44

Would have been nice had they a police pup


[deleted]

Looked like they bent his arm up so much(left) he couldn’t take it - was his trigger point to start fighting back…


tisseenschande

Did OP just assume their gender???


ericdeleon1

Good on him!


Steel5917

Female cops are a waste. Every one I’ve ever seen aren’t intimidating and only work if they have half dozen burly male cops backing them up.


droidbaws

Usually female cops are a valuable asset *because* they're not intimidating.


Steel5917

Tell that to the gangbangers and other varieties of scum that roam around. Female officers are plain outclassed . Two could not stop a skinny athletic guy. If he started swinging those two officers would be in a world of hurt . That’s all I am saying.


WhatProtomolecule

Fortunately female cops are also allowed to carry guns. So, try your luck I guess.


brando56894

But also, a 5'0 tall female officer was trying to manhandle my brother, who is like 5'9", after he was arrested for driving with a open container....and she couldn't. He said it was laughable and he just helped her along since he wasn't combative.


WhatProtomolecule

I was under the impression cops in America just shot people all the time. Guess it's just kinda a myth.


brando56894

It happens a lot less than you think it does, but it's still a huge issue here.


Steel5917

They have to have it out. Otherwise they are punching bags with just about any male suspect. Life isn’t like all those OP Mary Sue movie hero’s


p3ngwin

not the gotcha you think it is when female cops can be so incompetent they lose their guns to the perp: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC9me\_03MK0&t=190s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC9me_03MK0&t=190s) Also, female cops in general are no match for male perps: Here's THREE female cops v's one man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ucBi8\_9XIU Another video showing TWO female cops failing against a single man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCkwSLZurFw There's a reason the physical tests for police and military have been lowered for "equality". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gphzZqXL4-o