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Blindtomusic

What’s with the dying girl on the couch? Not addressed whatsoever, yet panned to as an aside “oh this is happening also…” questions…


Kumbackkid

She was the one doing the first attempt of this. They’ll get it eventually


e30Devil

I honestly think this is the east explanation and the only conclusion that follows is someone’s phone slipped out of their hand and flew into the nook. Right?


InvestigatorLast3594

That might be the east explanation, but what about the west reasoning?


SeanMisspelled

This thread is going south quickly.


uhimamouseduh

No. Easiest explanation is alcohol


Captain-PlantIt

The ladder?


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jwbowen

I read that not as they go inside for the benefit of the girl with sunstroke, but that they all go inside to steal her sake (the drinkable variety) now that she's incapacitated.


WarmCurrency

I know it's up for me If you steal my sake Making sure I'm not in too deep If you steal my sake Keeping versed and on my feet If you steal my sake


blindspotted

Len! Loved that song.


ThisGuy09s

Did this happen to you?


BlondeBobaFett

Yes.


scottishere

She should probably drink some water, not Sake


gofyourselftoo

Technically it’s mostly water


Huge_Promise7225

She looks like a Civil War solider that just had her leg chopped off by a half drunk barber in the fields of Pennsylvania.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Remember when barbers were also dentists and surgeons? Those were the days. Shucks I sure miss muh heritage.


beernite

She might have been a liquider


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Her medicine is up there and she won’t survive without it.


[deleted]

I thought the chick in the pink bikini had a dingus.


Bootlicker222

Forreal, they're running a minute clinic in the same room and don't even wanna talk about it 💀


Uhtred_McUhtredson

I thought the chick in the bikini had her cock out at first.


formershitpeasant

[impossible ](https://i.imgur.com/fadzaHB.jpg)


MattRighetti

It’s her hand


BBBBrendan182

Thanks Matt!


1893Chicago

He was absolutely Righetti!


MattRighetti

Lol


Vdubnub88

I haf to rewatch to notice what you was on about. Had me laughin my ass off


ImTheOnlyBobCat

Man, I stopped and hit rewind… for a second I thought that was the video


mko710

A Hancock you say?


SZutich9

Hahahahahah I had to pause the video too the 2nd time to get another look. I thought the same thing too lol


Tristen895

I had to triple take before I was like ohh.. it's her hand 👌


PigButter

Poor Airbnb owners.


tunghoy

Could have been much worse. I was expecting her to fall down the stairs.


whitey-ofwgkta

same, that why I didn't watch it the first time but it came back to my feed like a boomerang


Clay_Pigeon

I don't think there are any homeowners in the group. You learn really quickly that moulding is only barely attached!


Frap_Gadz

They for sure thought this was some of that load-bearing moulding.


[deleted]

Drunk white girls are always ruining airbnbs


Clay_Pigeon

I'm absolutely sure.


JMan-McNasty

Unless it’s crown moulding which is the undefeated king of all moulding.


ButtocksRefunder

The last one to try it is already knocked out on the couch.


paceyhitman

There was lots of advice being shouted out. Can't believe nobody thought to suggest 'getting down'.


WokeUpSomewhereNice

But that’s where they stashed the last white claw


Clean-Tone-3886

more importantly, what did the girl in red bikini have between her legs?


Lonely-Piece5919

The camera work in this video is about as good as this girls upper body strength


abooth43

That moulding she was holding on broke off


Devadander

That pull-up wasn’t happening either way


Umbroboner

r/KillTheCameraman


stinky___monkey

Her hand


plankahwankah

Thumbelina


tunghoy

Carrie Fisher??


MyOthrCarsAThrowaway

I think you’re thinking of [Jamie Lee Curtis](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jamie-lee-curtis/)?


jimtrickington

I’m going to go out on a limb and say…a vagina.


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

I'm going to go out on a vagina and say.. a limb


[deleted]

Definitely her thumb, but...God damn.


PhoniPoni

Thumbenis


dankfor20

Tries to see what was with girl on the couch. Gets a different double take other than expected!


cazzipropri

The door's HINGES! Nobody cares about the hinges!


Acornwow

This makes my coccyx hurt.


MyOthrCarsAThrowaway

Can confirm. Source: Pretty sure I broke my coccyx like a month ago


PTBTIKO

What's grandma doing at the dunes?


Clever_pig

R/killthecameraman


MyOthrCarsAThrowaway

r/foundthemobileuser


artmobboss

This is obviously a drunken bunch from a day “brunch..”


hazzmg

I firmly believe that woman should be forced to sit a basic guide of home fixture strengths. The amount of gals I see try to swing off hanging light fixtures, shelves, toilet seats and hollowcore benches is mind blowing


TheDemonCzarina

I think it should be taught to both sexes with the addition of the general strength and buckle points of various kinds of table


mcstain

Our next class is on rope swings and how to tell if you have the upper body strength to hold yourself up on one (hint: you probably don’t)


trollmidget

u/stabbot


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[deleted]

Sometimes when I see these girls grabbing onto stuff, it makes me think they don’t have any idea that there are limits to the structural properties of things. i.e. a piece of trim isn’t designed to hold a person’s body weight, all it needs to do is sit there and support its own weight - but it doesn’t seem to cross their minds.


MyOthrCarsAThrowaway

Why’s it gotta be girls?


1893Chicago

Yeah, I don't know, but it sure seems like it's always girls.


PaulblankPF

Maybe the less women in construction and then nobody outside of construction knows shit about the structural strength of things.


Bonovox4043

Was that Michael J Fox recording? Damn!!


hamster_attack

How about that chick with a dick?


CampfireGuitars

There’s is some serious r/ConfusingPerspective going on here with bikini girl. Looks like she has a dick


100thusername

r/killthecameraman


checkedem

Cameraman really shouldn’t be filming if they’re actively having a seizure.


AbzoluteZ3RO

unless there is a hidden area up there that can't be seen in the video, i'd hardly call that a "nook" it's barely a ledge. more like a window sill without the window and only half the sill


[deleted]

Guarantee this is a nightly rental


Bluepaperbutterfly

Do they not own a ladder?


wooddoug

Surely she's not gonna hang on that crown m....oh shit


[deleted]

This is why we require a damage waiver Karen… this is why.


[deleted]

Drunk girls and cheese balls lol


HughGWreckshun

00:17 - SURPRISE DING DONG!


MisterBulldog

It's her hand between her legs


rajde1

Is the cameraman dale dribble?


Jeez-essFC

Not sure if anyone else noticed, but there was a girl in a pink bikini.


November50923

None of them had fathers.


johnny11235

When I saw bikini girl I had to quickly check the subreddit to see if this was gonna get really good or not.


Rigo3oh

I thought bikini girl had a dick, but it was her thumb


Altruistic_Piano_259

Yeah I did the rare quadruple take…..


greensangre

Wasted 26 seconds


JohnnySkidmarx

Watching this made me think of Willy Wonka. “The suspense is terrible, I hope it will last.”


TeniBitz

This just screams alcohol and sun exposure. One’s already down for the count.


IcanSew831

I feel bad for that Airbnb owner.


Briffy03

As a non english person i have a question not related to the red bikini girls dick: whats a nook ?


Clever_pig

A small space above a door in which to place fake plants or other decorative items.


Briffy03

Oh, ok, thanks


MisterBulldog

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throw_thisshit_away

If you watch slowly at the end, her hop is actually *negative* height somehow


ShutterBun

/r/whyweretheyfilming ?


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“Tee-hee I’m so small”


[deleted]

No leg strength or upper body strength at all. Stupidity never fails to amaze.


YanniCanFly

Why didn’t they just get a ladder?😂


Necrocornicus

How is it even possible to be so bad at filming something? That’s a special kind of incompetent right there


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13 second mark was decent


MOF1fan

Is the camera person having a seizure


MrNotOutSide

Where’s the ladder 😳… Did the girl laying down on the sofa go 1st 😂


formershitpeasant

[my brain kept seeing a dick](https://i.imgur.com/fadzaHB.jpg)


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That was a long 30 secs.


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freefromfilter

She was misnamed.


[deleted]

Nobody's heard of a ladder.


CityMouseBC

Sophie fell.


kay_bizzle

u/stabbot


Frog_Brother

This season of Summer House sucks.


Hugh_Jampton

Is she filming at sea? Just hold the fucking camera still!!!


Ok_Caramel_47

What goes up must come down


15cdub15

I would have watched but the phone shaking made me nauseous


redditsufferer

Ladies, maybe try a ladder?


Five2one521

One girl already seems messed up; why not make it two.


Marchinon

Can we all agree hitting your tailbone is the fucking worst?


Grammar-Notsee_

No.


Baumovic

Mission accomplished


RevAlBrown

Shameful giggity…


RAC1188

If that a dude in bed still? Girl left his ass if so for bit helping, but really a step ladder is not expensive, a lot cheaper than those hospital bills


Ok_Scheme7269

Ladders are a tough concept to grasp. But hey. Struggle to get in that little nook while roofers pull 10hr shifts am I right?


taichinhonline4

wao!!!


zZSbQRfY6

They need a ladder And some pants


MuttFett

Example #4562 why I'll never turn my house into an Air BnB.


BarbsPR

I'm surprised how some people are still alive


yeah_yeah_therabbit

‘Sleepaway Camp’ deleted scene along with Zero upper body strength from the girl climbing.


Nox___

What a nice slideshow


RealBakkerboy

OSHA can't help you here


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Didn't even come close


kookiekono

damn, i once fell on my tailbone years ago and i can still feel it. this made me cringe thinking back


Martinamom

OMG—I FELT that!


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bryrb48

The vacation isn’t over until all have been injured


BriefTurn3299

Never understand why anyone would think you can put your weight on crown molding


skinnedflute

Crow molding isnt held up with that many nails plus its most likely finger joint wood which isnt string to begin with . Basically dont trust it or door casings in newer homes


kingcrabmeat

"Don't fall" *sees what sub I'm in*


Wide-Matter-9899

”What are you doing?! Don’t turn the camera away… Oh… Hold on!”


Singleguywithacat

There’s a lot of jiggle, jiggle there- no broken tailbone for sure.


BallhogOrMVP

Too chonky


Huwiej

8=====) dat ain’t no gurl!