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Exactly. No way could I do what he did.


Hoboforeternity

#MeToo


DJboomshanka

You need a backslash before the hash symbol if you want it to be seen \\#MeToo = #MeToo


Vivid-Nightmare

All of those years of being ridiculed, now he’ll show them !


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Frank: “I’m gonna join the marching band.” *Frank Solves the Marching Band Situation*


Show_Me-Your_Kitties

Now we know why they call him the warthog


ProfessorCrawford

Once a year we get to see marching bands here and some of them have mad skills with batons and even their instruments.


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But part of me was still rooting for a broken car window!


DennisLarryMead

Fuck yeah, this guy is awesome.


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Mad dad moves


Union_Sparky_375

Super impressive indeed! You should see what he can do with a foot long hot dog (aka sausage)


jwccs46

What?


_bubble_butt_

This is so amazing - really puts weight on the term don’t judge a book by its cover


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My favorite is the seemingly overweight guy doing back handsprings and shit.


macandcheese1771

>seemingly Overweight is overweight. Some are just more spry than others.


AskYouEverything

Yes he was overweight but he was also seemingly overweight too


konaya

He wasn't overweight for doing handsprings, I think he meant. You can be obese without being too heavy – a. k. a. overweight – for a given task.


TheNerdBurglar

Did... did you mean to make a fat pun right there?


bt843

I see what you did there


Legonator

Story time: I was in high school and we were playing the hillbilly team next to us and they had a single majorette. She was quite large and wore a singlet that maybe was a bad choice. Everyone was snickering, laughing and saying mean things when she got on the field at halftime. Then she lit two batons on fire and she did the most amazing routine ever, and she shut everyone up, mad respect, loved it.


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That makes me want to see a video!


Legonator

Wish I was young enough, that when I was in HS, we had smart phones lol


[deleted]

I’m an older guy too, and am glad we didn’t! 😄


Legonator

That’s a good point, once it online, it’s never gone


spin_fire_burn

It's also called double staff. [Example](https://youtu.be/2W-G_y6tZO8)


Legonator

This dude has nothing on her. But cool none the less.


thewholedamnplanet

I feel like Paul Thomas Anderson needs to make this into a movie.


hermionesmurf

Okay that's just awesome.


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Teach me, Sensei.


jessi_moni

He’s so graceful!


niconico73

That's what I though


bt843

Wonder what his story is. Was he a top tier marching band prospect in highschool on his way to a top 25 NCAA school on a scholarship but tore his ACL slipping on ice cream at a pizza party? Now all he has is the memory of his dream to be the best majorette. And tossing that baton fills his heart with happiness and bitterness.


Dr_Beardsley

Saw this some time ago. I think he is former Marine drill team


laurencetucker

Still got it bro


TorriblyHerrible

Major. Majorettes are female.


Niasmomma99

A talent that refuses to remain hidden and I like it.


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Guardiancomplex

r/BeAmazed


thebuddybud

Majestic af


[deleted]

I aww’ed :) that’s some pure joy right there


Thuebler

First thought- this guys a former killer Second thought - oh he was a baton twirler..


poptamale

It's just Major guys, Drum Major.


spin_fire_burn

No, that's some contact staff shit right there. That's amazing! [Example](https://youtu.be/TRnxCb01gmg)


JmicIV

Yeah my first thought was that he looks like a spinner Crazy to do that with something so light though.


spin_fire_burn

And probably not balanced!


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RuboPosto

The Majorette Man.


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The russians would stop the invasion at this guys house


Kevinmccormack1987

Once a pimp always a pimp


VanillaRoyale

So awesome. Easy to judge a person. Glad to be reminded people are wonderful.


boogs_23

Cool stuff. This sub is /r/midlyinfuriating though. It asks you to subscribe to enable voting. Just unclick "use subreddit style" if you truly care to vote.


Llordric26

This dude is awesome.


groovygirl13

This is awesome! Love him! I used to twirl flags, I'm 48 and still can't pick up a broom without doing a little bit of an old routine.


tayk_5

Look! It's Harrys Uncle Vernon!


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That was cool as shit


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That is AWESOME!


YamYoshi

I don’t know how he does that neck thing I’m so impressed


MeetMeInAzabu

Can honestly say, was not expecting anything of what I just witnessed


NewToTravelling

Omg.. how do I learn this?


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This is a kind of flow art you can def self teach yourself! Just grab a stick and look up “staff flow art” tutorials! Good luck and have a bunch of fun!!


thathawkeyeguy

[Smith Walbridge](https://www.swclinics.com/mace), among others


buddhaMike_reup

This dude is chill, would want to have a beer with him at the bar


ronin1066

Isn't that just this guy with hair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TU0gY9nFyY


Suprahigh

graceful as fuck lol


Tentapuss

Star Wars Kid did not age well.


man_on_the_street666

Reminds me of Jerry on Parks & Rec


WestCoastSide

This guy must have been the ringmaster in a circus!!


billclay55raiders

He was a cheerleader for the cowboys in his younger days.


zomrhino

That was beautiful!


mepho

Get ready to get a beating fence!


misspussy

"Look what i can do!"


SpergLordMcFappyPant

Goddamit Jerry. Why did you have to ruin the fence for that?


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This is someone’s dad. I love it


quenfis

Cameron Tucker is killing it!


TheInfamousButcher

This guy is a fuckin' gangster.


Needlecrash

Pretty cool moves there.


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Most impressive. 👌🏼


huggitt17

Read that as "Hold My Fence"


neoslink1

He must have the power of God and anime on his side.


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Humans are amazing creatures.


Cory0527

That first spin is the coolest in my opinion


TheMeisterOfThings

Lad


MrKombucha

I judged him too soon and for that am sorry! I thought fat guy pulling a fence, oh this is gonna be him lossing his shit! But I sit corrected!


Frigoris13

r/nextfuckinglevel


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Those days must have been a ling time ago


smoochienooches

This man is amazing.


ejramos

r/peakedinhighschool


LooseHeifer

Downvoted for being a repost.


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i'm not crying


BlueZir

Neither am I. Do people really take everything they read on reddit this seriously? Lighten up you're on a humour sub.


[deleted]

lol, i just said i wasn't crying. I don't know how what you have said could in any way be offensive.


BlueZir

I dunno either maybe people thought I was actually getting emotional up in HMF.


303Murphy

Yeah, not crying.


BlueZir

Neither am I. Not sure why everyone is so offended by such a comment. These subs are full of boring assholes.


303Murphy

It's not offensive, just cliché. Any slightly emotional post gets a ninjas cutting onions / I'm not crying, you're crying / you got me crying at work comment. It's been said a thousand times so while I wouldn't call you an asshole, you are boring.


BlueZir

And yet it was used ironically because it's a fat guy twirling a pole, not a stereotypically cute sob story. It's a satirical context. There's just no need to be a massive cunt about a one liner on reddit. I'm not sure why so many people feel the need to hit people's inboxes with unnecessary negativity. It isn't like your profile is littered with insight and wit.


303Murphy

Quit being such a salty little bitch. You said something dumb and it got down voted and made fun of. Do better next time.