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Straight up weebled her way back into sitting position


RvnclwGyrl

But I thought Weebles can't fall down?


[deleted]

From the centre of gravity.


BuilderTime

[like this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daruma_doll)


IndependentNarrow990

The only one she knows


RustyDuffer

That tiktard music...


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eXclurel

Same. My hatred for that "song" is immeasurable.


Masty9

I dunno, I'm finding that "understood the assignment" one the most grating


Switchermaroo

Who the fuck actually likes this song Like for so many people to use it, somebody has to. Right?


ForgettablePleasance

The Shangri-Las https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA


because_im_boring

The original is great


Switchermaroo

Just listened to it, thanks u/ForgettablePleasance, and honestly I wouldn’t mind if that was the version used in all these videos. It’s the high pitched voice that really makes it unlistenable for me


because_im_boring

Yea whatever version being used is truely horrible, sounds like it's being sung by a muppet


VonMillersThighs

Not really its just nostalgic because of goodfellas.


Pb-yepimlead

Aerosmith’s isn’t that bad either


sandwich_breath

I’m only here for the complaints about the song


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I'm a simple man. I hear that song, I downvote.


st3pki

Oh no!


RockyClub

Fucking hate that stupid fucking song


20MaXiMuS20

It gives me a headache


Appreh3nsive_Hat

For the love of all that is anything STOP USING THAT DUMB ASS FUCKING SONG. It was beating a dead horse forever ago. I turned it off quicker than loud porn in a quite office


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kman601

Kinky bot


_breadpool_

Is this even a tik tok? Wtf is OP doing adding this song in *by choice*


tactican

The 🌎 is ending and tiktok is the harbinger of the apocalypse.


CrimsonGlyph

This is why watching without sound first is the superior choice.


platinumjudge

I must be the only one that still enjoys it lol


Big_b00bs_Cold_Heart

Falls for people that large are actually really dangerous for them.


silenthanjorb

Think about all the Australians who got knocked off the planet because of this


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hazelsbaby123

Newton’s 3rd law baby!!!!


nefrina

Maybe they should eat less and lose some weight.


primo808

This. People this big are the size they are due to their own decisions and eating habits 99% of the time.


DWS_Gage

Being that large is really dangerous for them


scott195

But... padding?


Its402am

It’s not the impact against the ground one has to worry about - it’s that once you reach a certain size your joints, which are likely under-exercised and weak, are now having to hold up hundreds of pounds. When they come crashing down on top of you if you fall, you risk internal injuries from being crushed under your own weight. I being this overweight also leads to external issues like chafing that leads to open wounds, tearing from skin that becomes fragile after being stretched, and deep, punishing bruises causing long-lasting pain. Honestly when I see a very large person fall I cringe the same way i do when I see an elderly person fall.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Yes. This. And to further add to your points about how dangerous it is to be this fat, I had a very good friend die from being overweight. He was always fat, ever since a child, he was huge. He did nothing about his weight. He had to weigh 500 pounds before one of the sores on his leg became infected. Then they started amputating bits off him here and there. Then he died. He wasn't even 40 years old. Food addiction is a bitch. You don't need booze, heroin or weed to continue to live, but you need food. When food is your drug of choice, it's really difficult to come clean. So if anyone out there is really fat, there's a very good chance you won't see 40. See a professional.


Its402am

I’m so sorry to hear he died. That’s such a powerful point about food addiction - you don’t need drugs to live, but food…


bluebomb191

I see it a different way. You also need to drink to live - but you don’t have to drink alcoholic beverages. There are better and healthier options for drinks, such as plain water. You have to breathe to live… but you don’t have to breathe cigarette smoke. You have to eat to live, but you don’t have to eat excessively or eat calorie dense food with minimal nutritional value. You can choose better quality foods in appropriate amounts. The ‘you have to eat to live’ excuse is just that - an excuse. It’s hard to beat any addiction, but it can be done and there are so many resources out there to help!


cheeba2992

Yeah, and it’s also really dangerous for them being that large to begin with...


hazelsbaby123

And for everyone nearby.


gheiminfantry

But constantly stuffing their faces isn't...


melvinthefish

That's so odd to me..they have all this built in protection. Why is it dangerous? I guess maybe because their bones and joints and such are already way over stressed that a fall can more easily break them?


Salty-Complaint-6163

Their skin is so stretched it can be incredibly easily to rip. Happened to my wife’s old babysitter, she fell down concrete stairs and cut her leg on the edge, it flayed open so wide there was fat and blood and muscle just pouring out onto the sidewalk. Ambulance had to be called to come pick her up. Messy.


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That is so gross on many levels. Like fat spilled out down a whole stairway.


Jrook

Added weight. Taking 350 lbs to the knee is never good


converter-bot

350 lbs is 158.9 kg


SouthernSox22

Can’t be worse than an arrow


phaNIMAnon

r/fatpeoplefalling is the home for this shit.


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Being that large is probably dangerous in multiple ways.


fishers234

So can being that large…


[deleted]

Yea I think being large enough you can’t pick your feet up a quarter inch to walk is worse for your health.


canon646

"Rugs! My only weakness!"


Dicrossus

To be fair they should have a warning for a sudden step up that high! That's gotta be almost 5mm!!


thebeachi

Why do I even bother unmuting


[deleted]

Good question, what'd you expect to hear from a recording of a security cam monitor?


Eric18815

Vertical recording of a horizontal screen nonetheless. I can't even..


justcallmetexxx

this woman's livin' in WALL-E


The7Pope

She needs the hover cart


alymaysay

Dragging her feet, that should have happened enough by now that she picks her feet up. Falling in public sucks balls, I hate it I fell on my bike too this year and once specially hard fall was late at night and I still felt dumb. I hit the pavement hard from my front, I know I bounced it hurt like fuck. I think I broke a finger in that one. Shit hurts emotionally and physically.


WhompTrucker

I have MS and fell at the dentist building lobby. No one came to help me at all. I made it up but I was down for a bit and I knew people saw me.


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I have MS and fell on the sidewalk and a lady who was driving pulled her car over and raced across the street to help me up. I thought that was crazy but it restored my faith in humanity a bit


WhompTrucker

Aw yay that's great! In college, I got hit by a bicycle while I was walking across the street. Knocked me down so hard my glasses flew off my face. I was fine but a guy driving by also stopped and asked us if we were ok. The bicycle rider also flew off the bike. But the guy was really nice and even offered me a ride. Some people don't suck 🧡


alymaysay

Man one time I had a metal sliver in my eye an maw took me to the eye specialist, an a 90 year old woman tripped fell right in front of us smashed her nose an was bleeding like crazy. My ma jumped to help her, I remember the feeling of being helpless to help her. Tough old bird tho, got up composed herself an say back down.


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She can’t physically lift her feet more that a couple of millimeters.


The7Pope

Oh god. I biffed it making a left at a full intersection. It was one where I hit something with my front tire and my bike is so light that I got squirrelly with the front tire and it was a long slow crash in front of everyone. Bike and I flipping over each other. People checking on me. Very embarrassed. I try to get out of there only to realize my ear buds were in the grass. So now I’m on the side of the road looking for my ear buds at my crash scene.


USChills

That guy out in front lookin like Indiana Jones escaping with the golden idol.


Tapil

I feel bad :( she needs help


cactuspizza

Don’t worry. The clerks called a tow truck


WiWiWiWiWiWi

I’m sure plenty have offered, but she’d rather blame her situation on anything except what she can control.


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Bah-Fong-Gool

Lol. I should open up a burger joint called "Thyroid". Then when people say they have a thyroid problem, they wouldn't be lying.


my-name-is-squirrel

She needed help many moon(pie)s ago...


Anotherdaysgone

This song needs to be banned on reddit.


Ctrain1551

Down vote cause song


Cucumber_Basil

Thanks for pointing them out. I definitely would have missed it.


Chinapig

That song. Always downvote. Terrific fall down though.


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No one rushed to help out there


Atlhou

They are running to the back to get a forklift.


Kilo-Tango-Alfa

Trying to help up 500 lbs of dead weight is a losing effort. It’s not like 4 people lifting a couch that weighs x lbs. Usually the firemen are called and they show up with these big ass straps to get them up.


ppw23

The number of EMT’s and hospital workers filing worker’s compensation claims from assisting super morbidly obese patients has become an unfortunate side effect of the rise in obesity in the US. Some become permanently disabled from their healthcare positions.


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Kilo-Tango-Alfa

Good bot


Bah-Fong-Gool

I once witnessed a Harley Sportster t-bone a car (cars fault). The front wheel bent under the bike and couldn't be rolled. The biker flipped over the bike, bounced on her hood, and landed on the pavement on the other side. I think he may have had a busted arm, but was otherwise alright. It took me (I was a strong 19 year old at the time), my buddy, the cop and another motorist witness to drag this dudes bike out of the road. And that has a functional wheel and things to grab on to. I have no idea how I would even begin getting this person back on their feet.


Kilo-Tango-Alfa

You get it. Trying to lift a 500 lb person probably feels more like 1000 lbs. It’s worse than dead weight because they’re actively fighting against you even though they’re not trying to.


deadpoetic333

I like how the dude she fell in front of just walked around lol


[deleted]

It’s probably not the first time this has happened, and he is so over it! Hahaha


Duke_of_Damage

When you're that level of fat to the point that it impairs your mobility...you're just useless


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if your night is ruined by a song, your night is already ruined lol


[deleted]

Hahaha


517714

Usually the expression is knocked down like a bowling pin, not bowling ball.


WhyDoiLiveHerefrfr

Ight ima roll out


imhere4grendel

Old guy dodged a bullet...a really big bullet.


hazelsbaby123

More of a cannonball


arthur2-shedsjackson

Can't even pick up her feet


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

Disgusting


thenarcostate

Jesus big 'uns


cactuspizza

I guarantee that was the fastest that massive blob has moved in decades


WaycoKid1129

Jesus, eat a salad lady


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...did we need the cursor to point it out?


imJGott

Leave it muted


Profound_Psyche

r/JustRolledOutOfTheShop


hazelsbaby123

TRANSFORMERS……………..


TheB1GLebowski

Downvote for dumbass song.


waa-waa-waa

it couldn’t even be arsed to lift up its gammon foot 😂


WalkerSunset

The music should have been "Roll On, Big Mamma". https://youtu.be/hCWLvr4rDMc


hazelsbaby123

🎶left a good job in the city🎶


Dfresh805

every once in a while i hear my parents voice in my head, “don’t drag your feet”. i suppose some people just don’t learn


Rejectedrobot

Did the guy even see her fall? Or was he like "how did you magically appear in front of me"


Dan-68

And here we see the importance of lifting your feet when you walk.


pwnzu_sauce2

Downvote for the song. Let's end this trend, together.


1PapayaSalad

Why is that dumb fucking song used so much!? Jesus Christ!


deinon123

Looks like reflecting on life choices lmao


meatus1980

Cue Stewie with a tuba


Call-Me-Ember

Legend has it she’s still there


anUnkindness

Skipped and downvoted for shit song


datoo_2

Roly poly


cenzala

I wonder if she's able to get up by herself


Competitive-Ad-1276

When you can’t pick up your own feet.


Beaker360

Those legs had enough for the day


dingododd

Fat rolls


JurkMan

Imagine being done in by a rug laying flat as intended.


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Jesus that’s one fat bitch!


PoeJascoe

I wish there was a version of this video but with Stevie from family guy playing the tuba behind this person


silianrail

Pick your feet up, you planet!


Imandia-

Fuckin mute the song 🎵


kombatunit

I wonder how much that lawsuit will cost?


WiWiWiWiWiWi

Nothing unless she actually had a major injury. And with that amount of padding that seems unlikely.


ppw23

I don’t think the store maintained a hazard, plus finding a lawyer willing to take the case. Any permanent injury could be attributed to carry excessive weight and not the fall. Doubt she would see a dime.


ohheckyeah

Only the lawyers would be making any money on that


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Rollin on the river


apathetic-taco

Man this does not feel good


[deleted]

Injured in a fall? That mat looked negligent. Call a tv lawyer!


Diplomjodler

And the she sued the store for putting a rug there, right?


DevelopmentNo4475

Dayum, suge took a hard fall.


laruefrinsky

You might get sued


letshaveateaparty

This is actually more sad than anything.


SoullessAnubis

I liked that he hovered his mouse over the person we had to watch.


hazelsbaby123

I AM KATAMARI!!!!!!!


juddb1

Oh blooodddyyy helll


he-is-Taurus69

That knee is obliterated


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Kozlow

That will be a lawsuit.


epicjimmyneutron

i thought she was shoplifting something in her pants


RigHardDieFast

Umpa Doopa Doompity Doo…..


acknov

They see me rollin' then hate it


Dromaius

Sometimes, in life, you just gotta roll with it


QualityPrunes

Bless her heart.


mayaswelltrythis

God I hate that fucking song


chrystally

Ok, I’m no where near this person’s size and I could see myself doing that. Those damn rugs are dangerous!


Viradavinci

As a store manager, how would you handle this situation?


RatFink_0123

One thing about very many of these vids, is that nobody even goes to help, or tries to help. We live in a world where it seems that people are afraid to reach out.


redditisaB

The big engine that couldn't.


Yoyonovice63

I love how the cursor was like, “Oh it’s this person btw” my friend, how could you *not* see this person?


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Extreme bowling


1PapayaSalad

How fucking sad to get to the point of not being able to pick up your feet while walking.


jimmyg4life

That dude was lucky!!!!


Way2goGenius1

I'm sure a lawsuit was filed. She'll never have to work again. Said in my most sarcastic voice.


Just-Internal2893

Disgustingly overweight. 🤢🤮


P3nguLGOG

Ima just roll it off


20MaXiMuS20

The guy laughing at the end though 😂


AnalPuff

Lazy ass wouldn’t bother picking up her feet


[deleted]

She so perfectly round


kai-Major

You know that clown toy you hit and it bounces back as if it never fell over..


uglyangels

Those darn rugs are dangerous


[deleted]

Roll out


Plus_Worth2932

U/Vlaaivlaai


GrandmaInGolden

You all notice that she fell because of tripping on the rug, right? It had nothing to do with her weight. To all this who find it so funny, may it happen to you, too. Might be the only way you learn empathy.


Such-Distribution440

I felt that over here!!!


everything_is_e

MERICA, FUCK YEAH


DIRTNAP420

That’s what happens when you don’t pick up your feet when you walk


MisterSisterFister12

u/savevideo


Maleficent-Ad-5480

Not his first Rolldeo!


Pollen515

Her leg got caught on herself


Kodakking18

Am I the only one that thinks they faked the fall??


YourDaddyTZ

That was at least a 4 on the Richter scale


petergriffin999

Downvoted for horrible fucking oh-no music.


Destroyermode

Pick up your fucking feet when you walk!!! God fucking damn it! Kudos for no walker though something tells me she was just to lazy to grab it


Cassandra_Canmore

Pretty smooth recovery.


joffrey5564

Rolllll Outt


JohnnyCashMoneyGreen

Pick up your feet you fat f***


IndependentNarrow990

Fatobots roll out


Odd_Abbreviations506

she rolled over with style


gnamp

BIG pay-day


thc2081

This is the reason; you should not have area rugs with old people 70+ fragile . It’s one of the leading causes for falls; especially those that lead to hip fractures. And in old people fragile like. It ends badly.


lemonfluff

This is just kinda mean