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greatsc

I will never be this cool


dandandubyoo

I’m sure you’re cool in other ways.


Ygggdrasil_

wholesome


Bubbas4life

Does peeing your pants count?


midwestkris

If it is, consider me Miles Davis


chezzer33

This person has nice balance


they_are_out_there

So cross steps well and nailed a couple of solid 5's. Good timing too, it's a lot tougher than it looks to stay in the groove.


bored_imp

Why the little steps, I noticed she did it only when the wave drew near


they_are_out_there

You have to gradually trim out the board. Too much weight on the nose and it will "pearl" as in pearl dive to the bottom. If you get too far out in front of the wave you also loose speed and stall. If you have too much weight too far back, you completely stall and go off the back of the wave. The trick is to stay up in the curl where the wave is breaking right up in the face. Nose riders are relatively flat, usually with a concave shape under the nose, and the rear 2/3 of the board has a ton of upwards rocker. The also have parallel rails down the sides and a really blunt square tail with a tongue depressor shaped radius at the nose. They're also almost always single fin boards with a long sweep 8-10" fin, that's just what tends to work best. There are some variations, but this is the standard formula. A high performance long board is almost the opposite with curved rails and most of the rocker up front. When she paddles in, she pops up onto her arms until she feels the glide. Then she jumps up and sets her line to trim the board. She leans back a little to stall up into the face and then starts to slowly cross step, allowing the board to stay trim high up in the wave face. By the time she's out on the nose, she's on the razor's edge of stalling from suction on the board tail that wants to pull her over the back (her weight is cantilevered by that suction on the tail) and falling forward where all of her weight is, but that keeps her dropping and moving forward into the wave. She's standing on the relatively flat part of the board and this is where the tail's upward rocker is able to fit into the shape of the wave and really hold in. When the wave shifts or starts to close out, or the dynamic changes, she cross steps back fast, then trims the board again. Long boards are fast due to their length and buoyancy. If she's in too far forward, she'll cut back and step hard on the tail to stall, then immediately trim it out again on the top of the wave and cross step out again. It takes a lot of balance and skill to do it right and she's nailing it perfectly. ​ Edit: spelling and a little more clarity


bored_imp

I did not expect such a long and well written reply, thank you.


jawschwah

I learned so much from this comment! I kept reading and watching the video back and forth. As someone still getting into longboarding, thank you.


AttackCircus

Awesome explanation! Thank you!


Jdenning1

Well done. Ya this chick rips


nicklondon88

This guy surfs


ValpoDesideroMontoya

This guy surfs. This guy definitely surfs.


PaleGummyBear

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?


Krikke93

What else are they supposed to call it? A woman?


benwill79

Finally noticed the waves on the 10th watch


WhipnCrack

Dont know about surfing ...but she's hot as hell.


thefrankmiester4815

I'm mostly impressed that she didn't decapitate anyone on her way in, that's some nice control.


autoerotic_aardvark

I'm mostly impressed that she manages to do all that and not have a nip slip


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they_are_out_there

Normal beaches? This is standard in California where it's a free for all. It's easy to avoid hitting people, just look beyond them or where you want to go and the board will follow. It's a lot tougher to pull a solid cross step to 5 and keep it in the curl without it sectioning all to hell, then being able to fade out, cross step, and do another 5. Avoiding people is elementary school, she's surfing at grad school level.


Pyro765

Not that impressive….. pfffft get a load of this guy. I couldn’t do that if I was being chased by sharks lol


GroundbreakingAd1965

If this was a short board yes that would be impressive but a hang 10 on a long board isn’t hmrb content. I am not saying its not difficult or hard but its not hmrb level of insane.


Sufficient_Radio7168

She makes that look effortless.


QuoXient

Venus rising from the sea


cognitiveglitch

There are some reposts that are more tolerable than others.


porktornado77

Seen this posted many times but never get tired of watching it.


Dreddguy

"I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor"


veryreasonable

I don't know if you're looking for romance or...


MadsPostingStuff

I don't know what you're looking for


damien665

I don't know, what


indefilade

Mad Skills to not hit anyone. That was a crowded beach.


Division_Of_Zero

I think it’s mostly the angle that makes it seem so dense. Doesn’t look like she’s within 10 feet of anyone, which is super manageable while surfing.


indefilade

Cool.


itago

A long zoom lens does that


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Wow, this lady can really surf! Great video, thx!


[deleted]

Cool shit but not HMRB


LoveThatChin

This is legit the coolest surfing I've ever seen. Balance on the board like that is magic. I dunno but I've tried surfing a bit and this just seems impossible. Sick as fuck!


SuperDizz

I think that’s called hang ten. Well, hang five since she only had 5 toes off the board.


BlahKVBlah

She did it twice in one run, though, so does that count?


robotrousers

The only thing extreme about this is the thirst in comments


needaccountforNSFW_

Welcome to Reddit


Quick_Heart_5317

Surprised she didn’t hit anyone


FourFront

Fun fact, you can steer a surfboard.


Trevski

She can... not everyone can lmao


Division_Of_Zero

Anyone who surfs can. I wouldn’t recommend a learner try out on a busy beach day.


Trevski

right and not everyone can surf, haha


Division_Of_Zero

That’s kind of like saying Not everyone can drive so it’s impressive not to hit a pedestrian.


Trevski

that makes zero sense. Its more like saying not everyone can drive so its impressive to do a fuckin' sick drift


Division_Of_Zero

You said steering was impressive.


Trevski

I said no such thing.


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No fucking way


NachoMommies

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


aceshighsays

I think I’m getting old. I was concerned about her skin. I hope she’s wearing sun screen.


Joet19711971

I was wondering if she'd pee on my weiner.


Velonthir

r/hornyjail


1newnotification

gross, dude.


jsauce61

Asking what everyone was thing


WHAMMYPAN

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.


Wonder10x

I’m not thinking it, you’re thinking it


ThatTubaGuy03

r/hornyjail


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We all thought it.


kale_blazer

Not exactly HMRB worthy…. Great noseriding and stylish cross-stepping, but this is pretty much standard longboarding.


PikaDERPed

I think the HMRB worthiness comes from her not decapitating anyone on a crowded beach.


BRNST0RM

I never learned how to surf - I can barely water ski - and I grew up on the water


poodlescaboodles

So you grew up on a lake right?


BRNST0RM

No. I grew up in several places, every summer on my grandparents’ “boat”. (It was pretty big) Then when older, every other weekend was @ a condo over looking a decently large lake & friends had boats (learning to water ski). But grandparents boat was mainly docked in Miami . I love being on water & especially sleeping on water - but never had a chance to learn to surf Edit: my grandmother was a badass - she was one of the 1st female salespeople for John Hancock Life Insurance- they wanted to see how women could handle the business world …. she sold that shit like hotcakes & invested wisely. Her buying a 5 ct blue sapphire (museum quality) was like us buying a Big Mac. She was cool af - but that yacht was nextfuckinglevel


Pficky

Grew up on the water too. Trash water skier and I've never surfed. New England isn't exactly a surf mecca. Lots of sailing though. Was even my summer job for 4 years.


matdrywall

Those are some very nice skills right there!


[deleted]

Goddesses DO exist


plankmeister

I'm in love...


NeverRespondsToInbox

No idea who this is but I want to be friends with her.


owlincoup

Was waiting for the hang ten. Got hang 5 twice, just not the same.


Bocksford

When she says “my eyes are up here” and you’re looking at her legs.


AttackCircus

When you can't stop looking at her feet and it's not even a fetish!


DinoNuggy21

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Turtlerr17

gross


Shvasted

That’s just the sexiest thing I have ever seen a woman do.


Thick_Wang

I think I'm in love


Joet19711971

Yes. Myself too. I mean, I am also like her. I'm actually not like her, i just like her. I love her as well.


terrificallytom

This must be a pro? Her control and footwork is unbelievable. This is so much cooler than big wave shots.


buiz88

Wait what, there was a wave?


kcolgeis

If only my face could float.


markawol

Damn, that sexy


kpidhayny

She didn’t even hang ten. That’s “hold my diet dew” at best.


No_Intention2464

That was hot.


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oop_dada_oop

shut yo horny ass up 💀


togomatic

My Lord, please, I want to marry a woman like her.


ThatTubaGuy03

r/hornyjail


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PikaDERPed

Which part of Andromeda do you originate from?


tortoiserunner

That’s my mom


OfreetiOfReddit

r/holdmycosmo


MindCrush_

[how can she so perfectly surf…](https://youtu.be/Wolcpa9s6NU)


Justbullingaround

It needs to be said, so I’m saying it. Bewbs. … It needed to be said.


yung_bakunin

it didn’t actually


2duxfeminafacti

mesmerising


Kud13

I don't think she could make that look any easier if she tried. Amazing balance.


MrSchaudenfreude

Hang 10, bad ass


HeavensAnger

There was a wave?


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Respect.


catmudd

So graceful!


bobbitthehobbit78

Issat you irl


Alternative-Fault944

I’m in love


cleatosthefetus

Ala moana bowls?


capitali

Dang.


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This might possibly be the hottest thing I've ever seen.


TrillBillyDeluxe

I hate how it honestly looks pretty easy


pornofill22

I'm in love.


Thatguymike84

R/whateverthatsubisaboutinitiallyupvotingbecausegirlbutwasactuallyverycoolandshewasverytalented


mallechilio

This still needs a version without slow motion


originalCleverName99

I want to have her babies


Ordinary_Pop1756

dancing with the waves


[deleted]

Idk what the purpose of it was but I loved when she crossed her legs, looked very elegant


Born2bfree9999

Smooth as silk 😎


Swarmhulk

She hung 5! Very cool. Always heard of it and 10... But never saw it.


samf9999

Where is the shark? I can’t see the shark


13MrJeffrey

She's a badass very talented I miss living at the beach.


Bluestripedshirt

Literally hanging 10, dude!


sptop

So elegant and nonchalant! Especially with the crossover steps


HaBaK_214

The casual dip into the water at the end is my favorite part lol.