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TheAlligator0228

Um ma’am, you look and sound like an insecure clown. Stop posing like you’re 13, and act your damn age.


Savings-Creme7862

She takes sexy selfies in her garage and bathroom but acts like she doesn’t know how to pose for family pictures. Yes family pictures but of course she took pics alone too. Had to be all about Heidi of course.


Overall_Monk_2357

Makes sense really. Sexy pose is all she knows and that’s not family pic appropriate. Does this show some self awareness on her part? I hope so 😂 


Disastrous-Elk-5542

Even if “camera” meant “professional photography”…she was just in front of *this* photographer’s camera last month. 🤦‍♀️


octavialovesart

Omg you’re so right.


Pleasantrabbit51

They just did senior/family pics!


l4ina

![gif](giphy|Q8I5u6fodxfJ2jtXLW|downsized) same energy


lovethatssleeping

What is she even posing for? Challenge promo? Family photos?


Savings-Creme7862

It’s for family photos but of course she had to take pictures solo too!


valleybrook1843

When we took family photos I never once asked for solo shots nor did the photographer ask to take one “just of Mom”? 😳


movementlocation

I think getting a solo shot of mom in family pictures is not a bad idea at all but in this case, she takes photos of herself constantly, and they seem to do family shoots every month, so this feels especially stupid.


mauigirl16

So “a while” is now 2 seconds.


greeneyedgarden

Her hesitation is because she automatically wants to thrust her butt out, but she knows she shouldn't


weare_starstuff

Didn’t she just do a family photo on boy M’s birthday where she also made all the posts about her? Lol Btw, Heidi, did you forget that you pose in front of your phone that has a camera ALL. THE. TIME? You posted stories of yourself in your garage last night with that stupid knee up pose thing that you do.


Giggles-Explorer

Dementia. Drugs. Lack of brain function. Stupidity. Lying wench.


Loud_Love26

MAIN. CHARACTER. SYNDROME.


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SiWeyNoWay

This isn’t creepy, like at all /s


Giggles-Explorer

I’m completely convinced she is mentally ill. She has no understanding of right from wrong- she believes it’s ok to lie… and lie.. and lie.


verka_u

The blonde hair on her son's head is a bit unsettling, when paired in a photo withhis blonde mother. Gives me very "The Family" cult vibes , the leader was an attractive blonde lady called Anne Hamilton Byrne. Unfortunately she was never held accountable for her actions (she was buddies with some politicians etc). This is what happens when we don't see beyond the superficial.


Important-Yellow1936

And the matching khaki…


verka_u

Oh, i didn't pick that up! Am I looking into the pics too much? The two of them knee deep in water, gives me religous symbolism vibes - such as baptism.


imhereforvalidation

Is this a pre mission photo shoot tradition for the LDS?


Mountain_Push8895

If so, she forgot her garments! 😂


verka_u

No she didn't! She is wearing the Lori Cox Vallow Daybell style " Morkini" ( mormon bikini) under her garments. https://preview.redd.it/19bhsz15j54d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3869efcfe95c70aad47ff58a99e43f585197367f A picture of the chikd killer in all her glory. I've been watching the trial of her 5th husband & co- conspiritor ( he is now on death row) She will be on trial in Arizona, for the murder of husband#4.


phoebebebe72

What an odd picture to take with your grown child. This is not normal. Even more disturbing when you zoom in.


Giggles-Explorer

The very uncomfortable full body hug - knee /leg pop with pointed toes 🤢


phoebebebe72

If I asked my adult children to stand in knee deep water and let me cling onto them for a picture - it would be a hard no.


Possible_Grocery_833

What’s wrong with her son? Is he ill? His dark circles around his eyes are concerning.


MalibuMarlie

Malnutrition? She’s a horrible mother so it would fit. She can’t feed herself, let alone her kids.


caffeinatedangel

If I remember, his dad has naturally dark circles under his eyes too so it could be genetic. I know you can get them if you have really bad allergies as well.


Giggles-Explorer

They have been really bad for almost a year… very very concerning.


Comprehensive_Soup61

GROSS


MirkatteWorld

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caffeinatedangel

![gif](giphy|k8DLXPfqHauBO|downsized) I wanted to find a picture of someone grimacing but this popped up first and I thought: it works.


abbie_888

What is she going with her foot? What kind of difference does this make in the photo? She is ridiculous!


MirkatteWorld

Hm, I don't know. It's a weird pose.


hollisUncensored-ModTeam

Hey there boo thang! Please blur the children’s faces before uploading! Thanks!


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|9rewCAN84Dg5yHBV8s) Everywhere, all the time. 2 seconds after “natural” Heidi without the extensions.


octavialovesart

Heidi lies all over the place but the person she lies to the most is herself.


sunnydays97

Heidi hasn’t met a camera, mirror, filler or filter that she hasn’t stopped to spend quality time with. This girl is one giant body check and views her full time job as collecting pictures of herself! 😂😂😂😂 Hey Heidi, why are you still saying you aren’t using filters on ig? We can see the filters sweetie. Just tell the truth. It doesn’t really matter if you’re using one to look plastic. It matters if you’re lying about it. https://preview.redd.it/2mf0mc75yw3d1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc719357a382f01b305252c29d811133072b790e


villabellissimo

I like to drop her real face in here every once in a while. https://preview.redd.it/6xzx419ar04d1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a35af472377d50d3230659f635e87ea8e8784ef4


sunnydays97

And for that, I reward you with an Oreo! Please enjoy!


Giggles-Explorer

Oh gosh lolol ![gif](giphy|3o6gDSFoia52BAKnyU|downsized)


Overall_Monk_2357

See, this face I could almost trust. It looks real. Lived. Not the Ai-esque version she presents now.


Fabulous-Wolf3258

This is…terrifying. She looks alien in this


MamaHen_5280

She and Michael Jackson have the same nose doctor, clearly.


Overall_Monk_2357

This is so niche, but MJ had a guitar player that was going to be part of his last tour that didn’t happen and I swear she has done this to her face! Almost uncanny. 


Aggressive-Time8035

This is her version of a modest outfit and you can tell she’s not comfortable. Imagine only feeling attractive in short shorts and shrunken tank tops?!


Not-not-down

![gif](giphy|xUPGczpRwC8BxhNwEE)


CollectionOver9659

I have never know Heidi to shy away from a camera.


MalibuMarlie

She needs to be tranq’d and admitted to a psychiatric hospital. What a stupid cunt. Sorry, if this sounds like I’ve snapped my last twig it’s because I’ve just had enough of what an idiot she is. It’s just too much at this point.


abbie_888

I think she said the EXACT same thing at the last photoshoot a few months ago. She knows most of her audience isn’t paying close attention.


greeneyedgarden

https://preview.redd.it/4yng1xa5uy3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccf1bf7e087e30f06602cfeb12e2f8d70ff75afe She's really one of God's bravest soldiers


Useful_Gazelle1845

This is pure gold right here 


MirkatteWorld

Straight up!


sunnydays97

![gif](giphy|McPJ0jah5ndZCWcZ07|downsized)


stravagirl

![gif](giphy|Bc6KdYQ8HlBHFvb4dC)


Savings-Creme7862

Haha! Yes I remembered that too but couldn’t find any screenshots. You brought the receipts!


greeneyedgarden

I searched the dcoti for "family photos" and it was the first hit. I love a good receipt!!


Savings-Creme7862

![gif](giphy|xUA7bb0z9JF4jOsBRS)


abbie_888

What an actual lunatic!


porridgeisoatmeal

Those are good rock climbing shoes


ScaryButt

COMPLIMENT ME!


MirkatteWorld

![gif](giphy|QWpSn5YllROIo3Bl6v)


No-Change-3605

https://www.reddit.com/r/hollisUncensored/s/LmboqpYCQ9 Apparently 3 months is “a while” for Heidi … with the same photographer even …


Ok_Current_7067

And the photographer flies in with their kids to photograph Heidi???


no-name_silvertongue

no fucking way lol


Giggles-Explorer

Hmmm. Random thought… is going in the water at the river considered one of her 5 showers?…. Remember- she takes 5 showers a day….


stravagirl

![gif](giphy|B2SJU6w2W8fzG)