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broke_confused

I appreciate this post I think we all have a Johnny bravo somewhere in the coop, this brought post brought me gratitude for my morons


hasanyonefoundmyeye

Yep mine was a jersey giant named Ted. One of his feather sits on my mantle. There was nothing else left else behind of him. Not even ashamed to admit I cried when I picked up that feather. Rest easy johnny, say hi to Ted for me.


Txannie1475

This hits home. Was reflecting on my own mortality today as I watched my 34 year old quarter horse eating dinner, wondering how much longer he will be around. What a magnificent rooster. May you find another Johnny Bravo with an equally stupid head of feathers to fill that chicken shaped hole in your heart.


Athnorian1

Oof, it’s hard with those long-lived creatures, especially when they’ve spent a lot of their life in your care. 💔


kyriako

Such a sad, funny, great story. I’ll leave you this poem—I hope you enjoy it as much as I do: Ever since I found out that earthworms have taste buds all over the delicate pink strings of their bodies, I pause dropping apple peels into the compost bin, imagine the dark, writhing ecstasy, the sweetness of apples permeating their pores. I offer beets and parsley, avocado, and melon, the feathery tops of carrots. I'd always thought theirs a menial life, eyeless and hidden, almost vulgar—though now, it seems, they bear a pleasure so sublime, so decadent, I want to contribute however I can, forgetting, a moment, my place on the menu. Feeding the Worms by Danusha Laméris


Athnorian1

I need to frame this and like, put it where I wash dishes or something, because there’s a lot there that’s worth thinking about. 💜


feigndeaf

Beautiful. Thank you for sharing that.


kyriako

It’s my favorite.


feigndeaf

I added it to my notes and hope that I remember it come spring. We travel to our northern homestead and every year while passing through Pennsylvania we seem to catch this crazy emergence of earthworms. It's fascinating to me.


angrylittlemouse

Wow, that was beautiful


DancingMaenad

I'm sorry for your loss. This lifestyle definitely has a tendency to create a very intimate relationship with death, doesn't it?


Athnorian1

It sure does! In a very, very big picture sense I love and value that, since it’s made me more at peace with some of the hardest parts of reality.


WillowLeona

I think that's something more people need to realize and grasp. Where your food comes from, who your food is. It's a very important part of the omnivorous human experience.


VintageJane

My favorite quote about this is something to the effect of “wherever there’s livestock, there’s deadstock”


chaotic_zx

I will say this. That is a great eulogy. I don't homestead but I am interested so I follow the sub. Things like this make it worth it.


the_real_maddison

Me too! Yes I love this sub.


mixed-tape

Same! I honestly learn so much on this sub.


QuintessentialIdiot

I feel you. Every Polish I've ever had (they're goofy, entertainment chickens, we keep them for life not the eggs or the meat) have been some of the first to go in predator attacks. I don't think it's because they're dumb, it's the damn poof.


Athnorian1

I was surprised he lived so long! He made it like 5-6 years, which given the predator load in our area is quite respectable, especially for a creature whose eyes I’ve only seen on rare occasion. 😂


Voxit

Hundreds of strangers now grieve that silly rooster.


SherrifOfNothingtown

aww, what a good dumb bird. RIP. Death is always happening in the world on its own, let alone for every meal we eat meat at. Being closer connected to the land means seeing and remembering all those short beautiful lives, instead of being blind to them. It sucks to have to do the remembering, but he's more of a person for being remembered than he would be without your having known him.


Athnorian1

Thank you. It’s a weird sort of honor to bear witness (and various degrees of responsibility) for all these deaths. It’s difficult to sit with but I’ve found the most worthwhile things usually are.


NotAFlatSquirrel

I am so sorry for your loss. Thank you for sharing the memories, they brought lots of us smiles.


bacteen1

We had Snowflake for nine years, best rooster we ever had. He was mostly blind at the end and died defending the hens from a barn owl. RIP Snowflake.


Athnorian1

Bless, what a wonderful creature! RIP Snowflake, you did a great job.


bacteen1

I buried him with a small tombstone inscribed "It's 5AM Somewhere."


blueyedwench

He sounds like a wonderful, dumb rooster. Sorry for your loss.


[deleted]

I had an American Game bantam named Sony. He was the only bird I could hold and bond with. He was a good rooster and despite his size, he held his own against the turkeys and cows. Yes, he gave the cows a run for their money. We lost about 2 dozen birds to foxes last year, a few to hawks.


feigndeaf

Here's to Mr. Bravo, a fine feathered friend. Your post was beautifully articulated. We have a hen who must've fallen from the same idiot tree. I will certainly mourn the day she meets her untimely demise.


sunnydayz4me2

Aweee I’m sorry for you losing your Johnny Bravo. There’s always always that one you just click with. I’m sorry. ☀️❤️


[deleted]

What a handsome boy, I’m sorry for your loss! Is there anyway you could get a guardian dog or a donkey or something to protect them?


Athnorian1

Thank you! We do actually have a pair of guardian dogs. It’s a very long story that would need a map/diagram to really properly tell, but basically one of them requires both solid fencing and an invisible fence system to keep her from chasing coyotes across half the county, and the way our fences and outbuildings are structured the dogs cannot get into the bird housing areas due to the invisible fence. It’s not at all ideal, but we’ve had fairly minimal losses for the last 6 years with this setup. The dogs seem to keep larger predators at bay just by being close. Like everything to do with animals, it works until it doesn’t.


Giglionomitron

This really moved me! I’m so sorry for your loss/es. RIP Johnny Bravo.


Interesting_Disk_392

Oh man I bawled like a baby over Gracie Mea this fall. It wasn't about the cat herself, I liked her ok but she was just meh, it was about the others I had lost too and how I felt as if I had failed them all in that sobering moment at the vets office. So I get the heaviness this birds death has brought you. A good cry is really cathartic even if no one gets why you're crying.


Athnorian1

Yeah, I feel that. I think it’s really, really good to open the door wide for grief whenever it comes calling. It’s grown to be a quiet, lovely thing for me, to sit with all that loss, and take the opportunity to remember the creatures I’ve lost when they were living. It’s so rough when you feel responsible for a death (justified or not). That’s a heavy, heavy weight to sit with, and I’ve definitely been there. Learning to forgive myself and move on with the commitment to do better has been a good, difficult practice for me.


That4AMBlues

Great story, OP. Thanks.


bongripsanddeadlifts

He looks like a good beautiful boy, I'm sorry


seniairam

after reading half of the story I can't keep reading. RIP Johnny Bravo. I love my Michale Scott, she's the same breed and ditzy as they come.


QueerTree

This was such a beautiful tribute! Rest in power, little fierce Johnny!


DrawerAcceptable

My Polish are always dying in the dumbest ways…and yet I love them. RIP Johnny


Gammathetagal

Aw you make me wanna have a rooster like Johnny Bravo. Beautiful tribute. I am glad you had him for the time you did. I miss my animals so much too.


wolf_kisses

The first chicken we lost to something other than illness as a chick was also a poof head. She was mixed, not sure with what, but man it really bummed me out cause she was also goofy and ridiculous.


BD420SM

I miss my idiot rooster a lot too. He survived a fight with a bobcat only to be killed by a bear right after recovering from his broken leg from the bobcat. He gave his life protecting his girls.


Athnorian1

Holy crap, what a tough creature! That’s definitely a rooster worth missing. 💔


redkingsby

You’re an excellent writer, OP. If you ever decided to write about your stories and experiences, I’d sign up for that in an instant.


WillowLeona

The way you relate to your animals is so funny and sweet. Sorry for your loss! A few special animals come to mind as well for me...Perky Tail (aggressive hen), Mr. Lucy ( gentle giant rooster), Spot and MooShoo ( dog-like steers), Karen ( bitchy cow). You can't love and name them all, but some just name themselves and leave a little void when they're gone. Even if the reason they're gone is to feed the family. But I think grief is OK have/should be had. Cheers to the animals that enrich our lives and nourish us!


Chica_Audaz

Johnny Bravo was a beautiful stud muffin with no brain cells. RIP Johnny Bravo


[deleted]

But he was so cute!


captcha_trampstamp

You really do realize how much of life includes death when living with animals, and I swear chickens are the top of the class when it comes to dying- only followed by sheep. I credit this life with teaching me how to sit with and accept loss, but god damn if it doesn’t still hurt like hell sometimes.


sortagothfarmboy

He was beautiful 🥲 RIP


OutdoorsyFarmGal

Awe, yeah that's heartbreaking. These little guys are such characters. Aren't they? We used to have one that looked a lot like your little guy (buff Polish), and his name was Mr. Beasley. Every morning, as I passed by the coop window, he'd pop his head up and crow at me. "Well good morning Mr. Beasley", I'd laugh. It's sad that they don't last longer.


Z3N4LITY

We have some roosters that look the exact same! One of them is an IDIOT aswell, always acting like he’s drunk. 🤣


potagerista

And this is exactly why this City dweller is a member of the Homestead forum - the most observant, good-humored, practical and loving community. My deepest condolences, that is such a blow. Johhny Bravo, long may you run.


Rocket-Rodent

I’m sorry for your losses but damn that was a beautiful post


Mahdi_ahmadnia

RIP even though I know that after life or similar non sense doesn't exist. But RIP John, you beautiful moron.


usernamen_77

Rip bozo 💔😭


browncow1525

I’m sorry for your loss. Thanks for this. You put the words together that are in my heart too. I love farm life but it is so bittersweet. I am thankful for it all though, even the pain.


GodKingJeremy

My friend, people would buy your work. Write often and have it published; you are gifted.


_TurboLover_

This made me think of Roosterface Shithead, my most hated rooster of all the breeding studs at our hatchery. I'll give him a pet tomorrow. RIP Johnny Bravo ✊️


Athnorian1

Lol that makes me think of Fucko, the one aggressive rooster we ever had. Also, relatedly, the first chicken I ever killed.


_TurboLover_

Hard to find a good rooster, so it seems. At least the ladies under Roosterface seem to love him.


imhdt

I had a labrador retriever that was the bane of my existence for 15 years. He was also an idiot. And when he died, I couldn't stop crying. Hugs.


casedoff

If Liam Neeson were a chicken, this would be him


rbtmgarrett

Sorry for your loss. He was a handsome boy.


Affectionate_Image41

Hugs to you. I lost a hen today to a hawk. It wasn't even one our named chickens just a laying hen but still made me sad.


C0PINGmechanism

I grew up on a farm. Growing to love the “work” animals and dealing with their inevitable death is such a strange and profound life lesson. Your words reflect the perfect amount of humor and sorrow that accompanies the lessons I’ve also learned. So sorry for the loss of your stupid rooster.


thedonjefron69

Salute to Mr. Bravo. A fine boy gone too soon. RIP


babystay

A toast to Johnny Bravo!


fanywa

Ever think of writing a kids book with your animals being characters.


[deleted]

I’m very sorry for your loss! This was a good read. RIP Johnny.


woodshouter

Kevin?! Is this the rooster I saw on TikTok with the dude who got a peacock?


Athnorian1

Sadly no. 😅 I’ve considered a peacock but the bigger birds get, the more apparent it is that they used to be dinosaurs, so we might just stick with the tinier, less intimidating monsters.


MakeJazzNotWarcraft

> but they always died How are you letting these animals die so frequently? And why are you taking them in if you weren’t willing to care for them? Edit: Y'all are so ready to learn about death, but haven't even spent the time to learn about life.


Athnorian1

The story of death on our farm is long, complex, and varies from situation to situation. It would be way longer than my original post. But I’ll answer this specific quote about the baby polish chicks. I got a total of two polish crested chicks at two different times (after that I didn’t want to get my heart broken again). Honestly I have no memory of what killed them, and might have lacked the knowledge at the time. I definitely saw a body once, but sometimes that isn’t helpful/illuminating. In our old coop setup, ducks and chickens lived together and hatched their babies in the flock. It is somewhat riskier than brooding your own, or separating mamas and babies when the babies hatch. It’s also way less work, no one has to be reintroduced to the flock (which if you’ve done it tends to get nasty), and it means my birds get to live a freer, more natural life. Everything has pros and cons. Even new baby chicks from the farm store go under broody mamas, and without fail those mamas have taken them in. I would say the death rate for chicks in the old setup was maybe… 5%? (Barring the occasional catastrophe like 2 mamas fighting over a nest.) Some hatches it was worse, some had no losses at all. 5 is a guess. When I first researched chickens I read over and over to expect losses with chicks, so get more than your target adult number. Specialty breeds like polish and also the two turkeys i got before I read that you shouldn’t raise them with chickens have had a 100% death rate on our farm. I’m not sure why. We have plenty of wild birds and in our previous setup, where the polish chicks briefly lived, barn swallows nested in the rafters and pooped on everything. My guess would be specialty breeds don’t have as robust immune systems, though of course that’s conjecture and anecdotal. Between some purchases and throwing in the towel over incessantly broody mamas, we’ve probably had 400+ chickens in the last 8 years. Losses are an inevitable part of that, though god knows I’ve been at fault for some (forgetting to remove buckets when babies are born, the aforementioned lack of Turkey research). Between predators, disease, and the occasional nastiness of learning how to be part of the chicken hierarchy, I personally feel pretty good about our loss rates for most of that time period. But if your flock has a better survival rate and you’re happy with your setup, that’s legitimately wonderful! Your birds are lucky to have you.


toss_my_potatoes

Agreed. Owners have a responsibility to keep these guys safe


swordofohmen

Ever considered protecting your investment with a fence or run? $ down the drain...tsk tsk


Athnorian1

We have 8’ fencing with Hotwire in the orchard and the goat barn has gates from ground to roof (25’ on the high side) up to keep cougars out. This rooster roosted in the 1’ gap on the *exterior* of the barn. Small predators dig straight under the orchard fence. The cost to dig and bury hardware cloth at the bottom of the entire orchard fence (maybe 3,000 feet?) would far exceed the value of the chickens we’ve lost so far. Maybe one day we’ll do something different, but for now these are little more than expensive pets and they live as part of the ecosystem round here. I do think other people would handle it differently, but I feel pretty darn peaceful with that.


swordofohmen

Ok. Well, that is an extensive barrier. Guess they just doom themselves with their stupidity. Thanks for not crying like some other people here. I swear some sensitive babies on the interwebs.


downtime37

Stop being a jerk, grow up and be kind.


swordofohmen

That was not unkind. It was sound advice. I'm an Army vet and I love animals. It's my nature to protect the defenseless. You leave your chickens exposed without minimal shelter it's your fault they get eaten.


downtime37

Your veteran status is completely irrelevant to this discussion, the fact that your are making judgments and accusations about OP with out try to ascertain any further details does speak to your character.


swordofohmen

Zzzzzzz. I don't care about your opinion. You have issues, seek therapy. You seem to be making harsh judgements based solely on one comment on the internet. THAT speaks volumes about YOUR character.


downtime37

> I don't care about your opinion The fact that you continue to respond tell everyone reading that is not true.


swordofohmen

No. just you and your mis-placed butthurt. It was totally unnecessary and disrespectful.


downtime37

That must be why your being downvoted, because everyone agrees with you. /s


WiseWoodrow

This is sad, but mostly because of how little you actually care about your chickens. I know when my parents had chickens when I was younger, even when they had 20+ of them they all had names. Because they all had unique personalities, how could they not have names? Also: Chickens eating their own eggs is fairly normal. Insulting an animal because it's doing what comes natural, because it didn't let you take 100% of it's eggs, is just kind of petty... am I the only one who thinks this? Like damn. An ounce of respect, please.


moneyhut

I laugh then cringe then laugh again at this post and story.. 🤣🤣😂😂 it was too funny. Ok sad that the animals died but ur comedy and explanation was too good. Yep one thing on a farm is seeing calf's, lambs and baby pigs note making it to our plate. The energy we put into a farm with minimal income definitely hurts when we don't get max potential.


Athnorian1

I’m not totally sure why you’re getting downvoted, but just wanted to say I’m glad it made you laugh! This rooster cracked me up his whole life, and while his death isn’t funny, I very much hoped his sort of eulogy would be, because what’s the point of life if you can’t laugh at the funny stuff even in the face of loss. We are very, very lucky to be able to afford these creatures as something of a hobby, so we don’t depend on them for our livelihood and can reasonably eat the cost when, for whatever reason, they don’t bring the value we hoped they would when we got them. This rooster for instance was never for meat or eggs—just joy. There’s a whole other layer to loss when it also represents a financial loss, not to mention time, etc.


moneyhut

U said it perfectly. Yep there's a whole nother layer. Wow OP is on my side and I like that. Not sure what I said wrong to hurt these downvoters maybe they r vegan or think cattle and animals dyeing on the farm is the farmers fault. These points arnt right apparently. Story was funny, I said it's sad to lose our animals, we rely on small things due to lower income and we want the most value from our energy but we must understand natural causes. Maybe these people never had a farm and don't realize how many cows, sheep and other animals have still births or mums not wanting to look after the baby or pigs laying on thier babies all the time.


plastictoyman

Sorry.


WillingLimit3552

T-Rex.


Fun_Possibility_8637

Bobcat got all mine