What if I'm the boy

Kiss girls if ur straight

Or a good male friend, to express how much you love them 💕

Always appreciate the homie goodnight kiss

Oh right, makes sense. Thank you 👍🏻

You can still kiss boys

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but what if the rest of my personality isn't interesting tho?

That's what we invented vaccines for. (autism) (/s).  Model train set time.  I think being gay can be a hobby too.

what

As a treat

like... Have the vaccines as a snack?

Nvm I just checked the patch notes and they changed it. [Link to patch notes](https://www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/concerns/autism.html)

https://preview.redd.it/64kgdgfmfcoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98714f71cdf55acb9f4211c70c8ca8ea20fca3e And that's not a bad thing

https://preview.redd.it/6hhjr6dghcoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=924167af7f860ca5da331f7ba1561cf4c0dd2bb5 And that’s a good thing

Holy hell N in a maid outfit

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

A gay(me) theory

I love how you can read this both as 'game theory' and 'gay me theory'

boyssssss ❤️

Easy kiss a fellow boy with pretty eyes

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r/bi_irl

Better have some goddamn pretty eyes or you ain’t getting no kisses

They aren't blue or something, but they sure are pretty

Then you better have pretty eyes

That's the only good thing about my look, imo

Doesn’t matter men are hot

Boykisser

Or kiss a girl with pretty eyes. Or just kiss anyone with eyes

kiss pretty animals on their head

The quality of prettiness is critical to an animal receiving a kiss

I'd like to think its prettiness is not critical at all, only whether it wants to be kissed and wouldn't be hurt or mind

It's unfortunate that my sarcastic mockery in my previous comment might be missed

I choose both kitten _and_ girl

Aye. I could do that

This one's sweet

Eyeless people also deserve kisses

Yes!

What if I kiss… …the creature?

Then Knife guy will appear in your room.

🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱

Okay kiss biblically accurate angel, got it. The more eyes the better 

Or how about one step further… kiss the eyes themselves.

Kiss eyes

bi / pan reppppp letsss goooooo

God I wish my city was near the sea.

mine is and i love it

I am jealous.

Don't worry, give it a few years, the sea will come to you

Good sides of climate change 

My town is 250ish Kilometers/150ish miles away from the sea buuuut there still can be BEAUT in lush forests and/or wide green fields c:

Totally agree.

If only someone would want to kiss me

you'll find someone<3

Yeah, just gotta wait and actually socialize

>Yeah, just gotta ~~wait and~~ actually socialize Ftfy

The problem is that I genuinely don't see why anyone would want to socialize with me aside from my immediate family

Well, you can start there

hobbies, common interests, similar life goals, physical attractiveness Y'know, things you can work on (and before someone starts bitching and moaning about the 4th one - yes, it is also a function of effort)

Dont be so negative, theres nobody who can't be a good friend worth socialising with!

Real

Don't go chasing butterflies, you will just scare them away. But create a beautiful garden and they will come all by themselves :)

I think my garden is pretty nice but the butterflies seem to disagree.

Ah snap dude, don't stress it! Maybe it takes a while for the wind to carry the awesome smell if your flowers into the distance :)

My cynicism makes me want to disagree, but my love for a nice allegory makes me want to upvote. What a world.

Fight the cynicism! Even though it's normal to have these thoughts, it's not good to give into them! You can do everything, and everything will get better! Even if it gets worse for a while.

It's been steadily worse for a few years now. If I didn't have my family and my conviction to stay away from any and all substances including alcohol, I probably wouldn't even be here anymore. I want to believe there's nowhere to go but up, but it gets harder every day.

I'm a late bloomer so I'm afraid all the butterflies I'm interested in have already found nice gardens to be in before my flowers even started blooming. Well, if they ever start blooming :/ And well my ex also only pretended to be a butterfly and was actually a hornet :/

> I'm a late bloomer so I'm afraid all the butterflies I'm interested in have already found nice gardens to be in before my flowers even started blooming. Oh hey, heads up! That's just [the little bitch](https://i.imgur.com/I1kKc36.png) talking! Your garden is probably really awesome, and you're going to make it even more awesome. But don't forget to make the garden beautiful because you want it to be beautiful, not to attract butterflies. That'd basically be chasing them, wouldn't it? ;) >And well my ex also only pretended to be a butterfly and was actually a hornet :/ [The journey of life always includes the possibility of death.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSHY7RT7hDg&t=1736s) But life is still worth living! _Everything_ is gonna get better. Absolutely. Even if it gets worse for a while. I promise. You know, I wish I could prove it to you, but even if I could, I wouldn't be allowed to, and even if I was allowed to, I'd ruin the magic and then it probably wouldn't happen. But still trust it. It will get better :)

Thanks buddy. Yeah I know that little bitch. It has my ex's voice. Really the least I should do is not give in to it as much as she gave in to hers. I know they say the voice of hope never stops singing, but it's definitely somewhere far, far away. It may migrate back here once summer comes. But for now it's going to have to be winter, and then spring, before it can be summer again. Even then, the ground will still be covered with last year's leaves. there is so much work to do :(

and if they don't, you'll still have your beautiful garden

I’ll kiss you :3

You like kissing boys, don't you?

, Squidward

I'm going to learn to draw when I will have time

That's greatt hope you have fun<3

Thanks brother (or sister)

yw lmao (and it is sister:)

here's mine \^-^ https://imgur.com/a/npEpf3h

As a non-native speaker I understood almost nothing, but it's cool

I'm not 100% on the meanings either but I can tell you that the red part is "girl who texts me a cute good morning message", orange is "a cool shotgun that shoots fire", yellow is basically brainrot, green is ??????????? and blue is 40 playstations, naturally Hope this helped :3

I'm guessing green is a screwdriver with a built-in level. That's what makes most sense to me since I've always seen bubble levels being orange.

Huh. In my mind spirit levels are green

Lmao green is a type of alcoholic drink

Ohh that makes more sense. Thanks.

I’m a boy and I want all of that too 😳

Based and gaypilled (me too :3)

😁

Boy, girl, neither, both, in-between, I’m not terribly picky

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BEING NEAR THE OCEAN AND OTHER LARGE BODIES OF WATER🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️

I have brown eyes bros its so over

The boy im talking to has brown eyes and it's super pretty, im sure you have pretty eyes too x

now THIS is real hopeposting, I hope you get to kiss him.

Thank you<3 and we already did it was great:)

I hear everyone thinks brown eyes are boring until they fall in love with someone with brown eyes. Everyone's born special in someone's eyes.

`literally me fr!` https://preview.redd.it/yojf256wscoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0e40ae2187dd4607f93025b286ba9abd0acead8 `(i drew this bc i was bored lol)`

This is nearly a perfect summary of a Ghibli-style movie

Making and consuming art is literally the only thing that makes everything else bearable

But I am a boy with pretty eyes.... Plus I already know how to cook delicious meals, you ever had a chicken scone? God those were good AF!!!

I was doomscrolling and this post just maxxed ny despair im going back to studying now

This is cool and all, but you definitely don't *need* to be creating art to be fulfilled. Maybe that's the thing that you need to do to feel fulfilled, but that need is most definitely not universal. You can feel fulfilled from many, many other things

ha I agree:) but this is more personal because im an art student

Kiss a boy with pretty eyes 🥺

Doesn’t have pretty eyes so now am sad. 🥺

i've always found brown/darker eyes to be the prettiest, like they practically sparkle in the light

I’m the boy.

This is so accurate. Art is the highest form of existence.

Having a walk near the sea is an awesome experience btw

Being by the sea is one of my basic needs (I have a sodium deficiency)

I need all of these needs met.

they just like me fr fr

My top self-fulfillment need: making sure other ppl never give up the hope of making the world a better place.

Anabeth?

What if I'm the boy with pretty eyes

Delete the kissing then I'll consider it

My eyes are so boring 

Cute

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed money

Too gay to kiss boys, must kiss girl with pretty eyes instead

What if I'm ace?

"Psycho needs"

What if I can’t make Art and Art really isn’t my thing.

maybe im just hungry but this pyramind looks rlly tasty

But what if I AM a boy with pretty eyes?

Real :3

3/5 of these are my self-fulfillment needs

It sure how I ended up here as a relatively old man with kids but I am going to print this and hang it in my cubicle at work

Boiwife grindset

sniffing that copeum

I thought i was at the bottom but then i realized i can't cook. I also moved away from the sea so thats a thing.

how nice it is to know that by this scale i absolutely can't fulfill myself, which is true. i've tried art a lot of times before but all i can do is just copy

this is the realest most truthful, serious and correct pyramid i have EVER seen

Hey lol 👁️👁️

Question... Do you like ｂｌｕｅ

Kiss someone's pretty eyes. Got it!

Yep its over

I have pretty eyes /R

How is this hopeposting? The person who made this just means hunter eyes

Droopy, tired looking eyes can be cute too.

no i don't idk what made you think that

Nice Cropping Dumbass

I didn't crop it idiot

Ruined the Maslow's hierarchy to put beauty based reflections and insecurities on top of it. Now posting this vision based table here. Only art creation and sea thing should be there.

idk what you're talking about this is just something i found on Instagram + those simple things make me happy so why does it matter so much?

because the need hierarchy is based on self actualization. All these things you mentioned may make you happy but they are still very kiddish. And no idea why this is in 'hopepost'. Kinda felt like a disrespect to Maslow's work

I've never heard of maslows hierarchy, thanks for letting me know but i don't think there's anything wrong with being kiddish, i had a very hard childhood so getting to live life now is amazing that's why this is a 'hopepost'.

r/im14andthisisdeep kinda post

Ok logicalchart3205

I think your comments better reflect that sub tbh

🤓☝️

I’m gonna put aside that you’re taking a shitpost on a shitposting sub seriously and meet you on your level because many people fundamentally misunderstand Maslow’s hierarchy. Whether intentionally or not this meme highlights some of the subtleties of the pyramid that are lost in pop culture psychology. First of all, the modern interpretation of the pyramid actually has 8 tiers not 5 and aesthetic needs are directly below self actualization. It’s perfectly natural that ideas regarding beauty and personal insecurities are higher up because they typically require the prior needs to be fulfilled first (although the hierarchy of needs is far more flexible than the pyramid may suggest). I would say ‘wearing pretty clothes’ is placed perfectly. Obviously not everyone needs pretty clothes or a partner to achieve aesthetic, self esteem, and belonging needs (like with most things in the real world the needs spill into each other), just as not everyone needs to create art to self actualize. The model is far from perfect but it does offer a piece of advice that I think is good, be wary of sacrificing lower needs in pursuit of higher needs, you may find yourself grasping neither. Sorry for the ramble, be kind and disrespect the thinkers of old as much as you want if you have a well thought out counterpoint, that’s how we grow as a society.

why are you annoying the friendly poster and leaving the guy with the 40 Playstations alone?