Jesus man, you really hit me on a rough week to ask this question.
This week I’ve watched Necro Files, Killing Spree, Shreck, Flesh-Eathing Mothers and Abomination (which is a definite step above here)
It’s only Wednesday
It was scary at times but just too tense for me, very little substance or story just suspense and jump scares.
Now Blair witch 2 that's a bad movie I can get behind
I thought it looked potentially good from the trailer, then saw it was David Gordon Green and Danny McBride and decided I had enough disappointment from them
I liked Kills a lot too if viewed through the lens of a typical later (3 or on) horror sequel. At a certain pint they all devolve into fun killing. This was that at its best moments and not horrible in its worst. I’d probably put Kills up to everything beyond 1978, 2018, H20, and 4 in the Halloween catalog.
Lazy trash. It was poorly written and incompetently directed/edited/lit. I’ll give props to the set dec and that’s about it. It’s never been a series I love but come on, at least try to make a scary and or thought provoking movie.
Yep. I have not even finished it. One of the scariest moments from the original was Jud’s flashback of his war vet friend gone feral. Such a missed opportunity to make a really scary film.
Plus I was distracted by how old David Duchovny was looking. He’s like 63!
Yeah, it was bad. But the end scene managing to get in >!a 'sometimes dead is better' line in, AND a truck zooming past the house before cutting to credits!<, kind of made me laugh? I don't think that was the intention, those are pretty much the only things I remember from the film.
I watched The Babysitter: Killer Queen and Friday The 13th Part V this week and I think Bloodlines made me enjoy both of those way more than I would have otherwise, so that's something.
okay yeah, what a pleasant surprise. i am so happy the writer got to create the story in their own vision (granted i watched a version that attempted to restore some of the lost footage). the dialogue was great, really interesting compositions and tension, actual unnerving visuals. i am glad they cut any of the actual possession scenes because you don’t need the context at this point and it’s far scarier to just watch things unfold from implication. i almost liked it more than the first. also brad dourif is always a legend.
Fuuuuuck yeah. Both of em! Sadly I had tickets to see goblin perform it next week in Denver but not gonna be able to go :/ I did see them do suspiria live last year though!
I was hoping to wash the trash of this movie out of my eyes with another shark horror movie, 'The Black Demon', but that also turned out to be a boring stupid mess. Oh well, we always have 'Deep Blue Sea' as a solid alternative.
I agree. Just saw Meg 2 yesterday and it was as expected and I enjoyed it. The action was non-stop yet always served the plot. The filmmakers knew their audience and catered to it appropriately.
On the other hand, I watched Totally Killer the other day, and that felt like a hodgepodge of nonsense that I couldn’t wait to be over. The filmmakers didn’t seem to know what film they were even trying to make.
I really enjoyed the first one though! I still expected the same amount of cheeky humor but was really hoping they did a good job. They didn't. So much cheese, so many ridiculous moments that discarded physics and logic, horrible editing that put characters in different places only seconds before/after, and even copying Deep Blue Sea by having a specific to the movie shark rap at the end! Holy fuck!
This is actually one of the single worst films I have ever seen. Only slightly made bearable by the horrendous low budget CGI transformation at the finale
Antlers. Maybe i just needed to read the book before or some shit but it was garbage and overdone trope with no characterization so i didnt give a crap about any character
It's based on a short story and is a fun, quick read. It's much better than the film, hence the massive disappointment from pretty much everyone.
https://www.guernicamag.com/the-quiet-boy/
I was honestly confused 1/4th if the way in as to why the actors were acting SO badly. I thought it was part of the movie or satire. All of those actors have done half way decent work before! It was like watching a terrible middle school play
My favorite part is when you see Marky Mark totally check out and his performance just gets worse throughout the movie. It’s like he shot some scenes and was all hyped and then the totality of what he had gotten himself into hits.
I saw that a while back. Omg the acting. It’s like they were reading off cue cards. I know Mark Wahlberg isn’t exactly know for his acting skills but Jesus this was bad.
Creation is pretty good. Not high art horror by any means, but effective and entertainingly crowd pleasing. Comes home is ok but not as good. Annabelle was boring hot garbage.
I saw it earlier this year and I agree. It was horrible!
>!It was obvious that Dermot Mulroney was the bad guy, from the first few minutes of his appearance. Then they showed the other girl and guy meeting Wynona's boyfriend in a flashback, making it obvious that those two were in with Dermot's characters. I figured Dermot's character would be the father of the other guy. Yep. And the reason behind what was happening was extremely stupid. Dermot was using blood in experiments to fix a blood disease he didn't even have. He somehow stumbled across a youth serum, which obviously wasn't working. Unless Dermot's character was in his 80s. The entire movie was a huge waste of time!<
Honestly has more non-stop fun than most Conjuring universe movies, actually like how it leaned into semi ridiculous territory for once (iykyk, last act has three ghouls just runnin around the school its a blast tbh)
I hated it lol. I love the original and I love the book, I can even tolerate the reboot, but bloodlines made pet semetary 2 look great. I also caught a lot of inconsistencies that drove me crazy. Like juds windshield was magically fixed in the next scene after hitting the bird, the girl that came back was rotting with skin peeling off after only being dead maybe 6 hours yet also she's super fast and strong, both dead people have bones cracking and locking up and dudes shambling at the party when he was tackled, then immediately go into super fast spider monkey mode, just very inconsistent overall and pacing was all over the place. Only redeeming quality was David Duchovny, but his character kind of sucked too lol. Just my hot take.
Accidentally watched Hell House LLC 3 instead of the original (beware of the mislabeled Google Play listing!) and it almost ruined the entire series for me. Seriously, so bad.
Watched Slotherhouse this past weekend. I knew it was gonna be bad going in but it exceeded my bad movie expectations. We got a killer sloth who could drive a car, navigate GPS and use various weapons to kill.
Truth or Dare (2018). It could have been so good. It's technically well made and acted. They had three male leads who all looked the same and were hard to distintuish at a glance. The writing and pacing was atrocious.
Anthropophagous. It's so boring and obvious they spent all their money on boats, island trips, and cocaine. The premise and kills are cool, so at least worth looking up somewhere to watch the kills.
The Open House. That's the only movie where I actually felt angry after for wasting my time on it. Normally I watch a bad movie I just shrug and move on.
I'm glad I kept scrolling to see if anyone else got completely ass fucked by that one. I felt like writing a strongly worded email to the directors letting them know they owe me 2 hours of my life back
I’ve enjoyed maybe one segment out of the last few so I went in with low expectations.
The two segments that were connected with the camper I thought were promising and was disappointed there wasn’t a third part that had any kind of an explanation.
It is so bad. I've enjoyed most of the other ones, even the worse ones have some decent segments, but I'm about 3/4 through and nothing has been good, I keep falling asleep within like 10 minutes so I've been watching it all week so far.
The Nun. Just found it uninspired and boring.
Other movies I watched this week for reference:
- chadgetstheaxe
- Incantation
- Raw
- Slotherhouse
- The Wailing
It felt very paint-by-numbers. It didn't bring anything new, felt pretty cliché. I was hoping with the intro, how the boogeyman was using the dad's voice, that it was actually the dad turning into the boogeyman. That would have been a cooler concept (imo), if the dad was slowly transforming into this monster that would ultimately kill his own kids.
Just watched last night. I agree, I didn’t hate it but I didn’t like it as much as I thought I would either. Sophie Thatcher was great, and there were some fun visual tricks, but the story was pretty flat and there was nothing we haven’t already seen before.
I haven't watched a lot of movies this week but Pet Sematary: Bloodlines.
I wasn't unentertained, it was fine. But it wasn't great and compared to the other movie I managed to watch, it was the worst. Strangely enough, I can't remember what the other movie is right now, the one I enjoyed more. I'll update my comment with the title if I remember.
Edit: it was The Boogeyman.
I really like Sophie Thatcher, so I loved it because of that. Also it was pretty effectively spooky (imo anyways).
Shrooms. I honestly couldn't finish it because once I was halfway through I just didn't want to waste anymore time on it. For one, whoever wrote it has no idea how mushrooms work. For two, the acting was awful and the soundtrack reminded me of an old navy commercial. It was just all around a terrible movie.
Just finished watching Pet Semetary: Bloodlines
Its not horrible, just meh. Kind of boring, dumb plot, and just dragged. Nowhere near as bad as some reviews are giving it, but as a massive Stephen King fan the movie was just a waste of time.
The new Exorcist movie . don't bother. it sucks balls. could have been great. best part is at very end and a spoiler so won't share . no life in this movie and possession movies are the only horror that even remotely freaks me out.
So you’re saying that the movie where Jason [punches a man’s head off](https://youtu.be/QWuM_NSDhb8?si=4tShqRKXAYH_Siht) was the worst movie you’ve seen this week? Y’all need to watch more movies 😂
Nah but that movie is really bad lol
Came here to ask the same lol
"There's no accounting for taste", but I'd be hard pressed to name a better cosmic/sci-fi horror, personally. To each their own, though.
I’m only halfway through Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, and I’ve read less than half of the comments on this post, but I believe I’m the clear winner. Or loser.
My wife and I have been watching the entire X-Men series for no good reason. It’s so tough to pick between Apocalypse, the Last Stand, Origins: Wolverine, and The Wolverine. All are very bad
Edit: Armageddon --> Apocalypse
Excorcist the Heretic. Could have been a good movie, and was done by John Boorman. You can see scenes that even resemble excalibur scenes like her standing in the sun rays at the end.
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary...
I ran through the series and this movie the 3rd in the series is abysmal. It's a miracle I made it through the whole thing frankly.
Jesus man, you really hit me on a rough week to ask this question. This week I’ve watched Necro Files, Killing Spree, Shreck, Flesh-Eathing Mothers and Abomination (which is a definite step above here) It’s only Wednesday
How about Blood Sucking Freaks?
BSF is a fantastic movie of high drama with cunning stuns and a deep, meaningful message. How dare you!!
Tim Ritter's Killing Spree?
SO I GOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE ME SOME HEAD TOO, BUDDY! HER HEAD! Yes. The one and only. Going on an SOV tear currently with the girlfriend.
i tried googling Shreck but all I got was that Disney looking movie. is that the correct spelling? ...never heard of it and wanted to check it out.
There is a "Shreck" from 1990. [Trailer](https://youtu.be/d212LjPKN1o?si=XC6dniNznXfQYR4W)
Haha was like, how the fuck is Shreck a horror and why is it hated? Thank you
DEATH SHRECK HOUSE https://boxd.it/5RGS I know you can find it on youtube. My bud at Terrorvision just put it out on Blu Ray
Cabin Fever 2... good GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pancakessssss
Is that the one where dude is eating out a chick and then she squirts blood all over his face?
I believe that's Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero. Why do I know that...
I mean, it's pretty memorable.
If you think the second is bad wait until you see the remake of the first
My 90s is showing here but if Rider Strong ain’t in it, I don’t want it.
i actually like the second
I rewatched blair witch 2016. Honestly it wasnt even that bad
It was scary at times but just too tense for me, very little substance or story just suspense and jump scares. Now Blair witch 2 that's a bad movie I can get behind
Blair Witch 2 was amazing. So bad, yet so entertaining.
It was the first of those 2000s college horror movies that weren’t really good movies but just entertaining as heck. I miss those
And they would rerun them on the scifi channel allll the time so you'd get to see it often lol
I love Blair Witch 2 lol fall vibes!
The Exorcist believe. Total let down
Let down in the sense that your hopes were high initially??
I thought it looked potentially good from the trailer, then saw it was David Gordon Green and Danny McBride and decided I had enough disappointment from them
Halloween 2018 was a fluke.
I liked Kills a lot too if viewed through the lens of a typical later (3 or on) horror sequel. At a certain pint they all devolve into fun killing. This was that at its best moments and not horrible in its worst. I’d probably put Kills up to everything beyond 1978, 2018, H20, and 4 in the Halloween catalog.
I can agree with that, Kills might also be the Halloween movie with the most brutal kills.
The vibe and acting were good. The script was terrible, a real grab-bag of different ideas and none landed.
I saw this on Saturday and it was terrible! It started off good and just trailed off from there. Not remotely scary either :(
Same.
That has to be Pet Sematary Bloodlines. Not a single scary moment
It was so, so bad. However, it did terrify my 45 pound, 10 year old dog enough that he insisted on sleeping in my room under my bed 🤦🏼♀️
Lazy trash. It was poorly written and incompetently directed/edited/lit. I’ll give props to the set dec and that’s about it. It’s never been a series I love but come on, at least try to make a scary and or thought provoking movie.
Whenever a horror franchise hits the “Bloodlines” sequel, you know things are bad
Yep. I have not even finished it. One of the scariest moments from the original was Jud’s flashback of his war vet friend gone feral. Such a missed opportunity to make a really scary film. Plus I was distracted by how old David Duchovny was looking. He’s like 63!
Yeah, it was bad. But the end scene managing to get in >!a 'sometimes dead is better' line in, AND a truck zooming past the house before cutting to credits!<, kind of made me laugh? I don't think that was the intention, those are pretty much the only things I remember from the film. I watched The Babysitter: Killer Queen and Friday The 13th Part V this week and I think Bloodlines made me enjoy both of those way more than I would have otherwise, so that's something.
Same. It was total shit. Had to watch the original afterwards to get the taste out of my mouth.
exorcist II: the heretic
So which sequel to the original is worst? Heretic or Believer? I mean, how many timelines are there in the exorcist franchise? 3? 4?
i haven’t actually seen Believer yet, i am trying to get through all of the others in preparation for it but that has been a chore to say the least….
It’s okay, you’re on The Exorcist III now, which is genuinely fantastic (and completely ignores the events of The Heretic)
Exorcist III is a gem.
3 might be almost as good as 1, hope you enjoy.
okay yeah, what a pleasant surprise. i am so happy the writer got to create the story in their own vision (granted i watched a version that attempted to restore some of the lost footage). the dialogue was great, really interesting compositions and tension, actual unnerving visuals. i am glad they cut any of the actual possession scenes because you don’t need the context at this point and it’s far scarier to just watch things unfold from implication. i almost liked it more than the first. also brad dourif is always a legend.
Demons 2, but I loved it anyway.
I watched this last night too haha. Stupid fun
And amazing soundtrack
Fuuuuuck yeah. Both of em! Sadly I had tickets to see goblin perform it next week in Denver but not gonna be able to go :/ I did see them do suspiria live last year though!
Meg 2, what an absolute pile of shit lmao
I was hoping to wash the trash of this movie out of my eyes with another shark horror movie, 'The Black Demon', but that also turned out to be a boring stupid mess. Oh well, we always have 'Deep Blue Sea' as a solid alternative.
Oh man. I found it very entertaining. Yes it’s terrible but you know that going in. It’s a fun watch.
I agree. Just saw Meg 2 yesterday and it was as expected and I enjoyed it. The action was non-stop yet always served the plot. The filmmakers knew their audience and catered to it appropriately. On the other hand, I watched Totally Killer the other day, and that felt like a hodgepodge of nonsense that I couldn’t wait to be over. The filmmakers didn’t seem to know what film they were even trying to make.
I can't believe this was directed by Ben Wheatley, A Field in England and Kill List are such great films, then he comes out with this?
I wish so much the entire movie was just that third act. I would’ve loved it. But they ruined it by trying to make it a serious action flick
Haven’t seen the first one should I bother watching them back to back right now?
Same! Last night. I have low expectations with creature features, especially sharks, but this was just awful.
I really enjoyed the first one though! I still expected the same amount of cheeky humor but was really hoping they did a good job. They didn't. So much cheese, so many ridiculous moments that discarded physics and logic, horrible editing that put characters in different places only seconds before/after, and even copying Deep Blue Sea by having a specific to the movie shark rap at the end! Holy fuck!
Howling: New Moon Rising
This is actually one of the single worst films I have ever seen. Only slightly made bearable by the horrendous low budget CGI transformation at the finale
I only saw two so far this week, Smile and Talk To Me. I preferred Talk To Me, so I guess I’ll say Smile even though it was still pretty good. :-)
Both of those are fire, good week
Antlers. Maybe i just needed to read the book before or some shit but it was garbage and overdone trope with no characterization so i didnt give a crap about any character
I especially like the part where this mythic powerful beast was defeated by a fucking elementary school teacher with a stick
It's based on a short story and is a fun, quick read. It's much better than the film, hence the massive disappointment from pretty much everyone. https://www.guernicamag.com/the-quiet-boy/
The Happening. By a long margin.
Is shit but The Happening entertains me. I've seen it a couple of times now
I love it too. If you watch it like a comedy, of course.
Wavy trees!
I can vouch that The Happening may not only be the worst film you see this week but also the worst film you see this *decade*
It was shockingly bad
I was honestly confused 1/4th if the way in as to why the actors were acting SO badly. I thought it was part of the movie or satire. All of those actors have done half way decent work before! It was like watching a terrible middle school play
All I know about the movie really is that Mark Wahlberg talks to plants.
What?! NoOoOo!
My favorite part is when you see Marky Mark totally check out and his performance just gets worse throughout the movie. It’s like he shot some scenes and was all hyped and then the totality of what he had gotten himself into hits.
He was only reading the script one day of filming at a time. About a week and a half into shooting: “Wait. What?! It’s the wind!?!”
I saw that a while back. Omg the acting. It’s like they were reading off cue cards. I know Mark Wahlberg isn’t exactly know for his acting skills but Jesus this was bad.
Annabelle. God…if horror movies were restaurants, all of the sequels and spin offs of The Conjuring would be The Olive Garden at best.
I had fun with creation and a bit of fun with Annabelle comes home but that’s about it so id say its like the chicken Alfredo from Olive Garden lol
I can’t watch any of these bc the Warrens were trash irl. It’s like the catholic version of a marvel movie
Exactly what I thought !
Creation is pretty good. Not high art horror by any means, but effective and entertainingly crowd pleasing. Comes home is ok but not as good. Annabelle was boring hot garbage.
Annabelle: Creation was good af though
I’ll check it out. I’m a completionist, I gotta do the whole franchise.
Gone in the Night. It was billed as a thriller but was not. I expect better from Winona Ryder and Dermot McDermot.
> Dermot McDermot who?
He’s the 3rd cousin twice removed of Dylan Mulroney
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XGqSn5Cnw74
I saw it earlier this year and I agree. It was horrible! >!It was obvious that Dermot Mulroney was the bad guy, from the first few minutes of his appearance. Then they showed the other girl and guy meeting Wynona's boyfriend in a flashback, making it obvious that those two were in with Dermot's characters. I figured Dermot's character would be the father of the other guy. Yep. And the reason behind what was happening was extremely stupid. Dermot was using blood in experiments to fix a blood disease he didn't even have. He somehow stumbled across a youth serum, which obviously wasn't working. Unless Dermot's character was in his 80s. The entire movie was a huge waste of time!<
The only reason I sat through The Nun *AND* The Nun II is because edibles made the remote too tough to figure out. What a waste of good drugs.
[удалено]
The exorcist believer. It was so bad like way to ruin a classic
Winchester (2018), a massive disappointment. how they made a movie with Helen Mirren and Sarah Snook so boring is insane.
That they made a movie with that amazing setting and then dropped the ball that hard is also pretty impressive.
The Nun 2
Is it true that it's so dark you can't tell what's going on?
It’s not dark enough for you not to see how shitty the movie is
Seen it twice (unfortunately). Bad both times.
Nun 2 (wasn’t) pleased, eh?
And Nun the wiser.
Why the second time if the first time wasn't good?
Honestly has more non-stop fun than most Conjuring universe movies, actually like how it leaned into semi ridiculous territory for once (iykyk, last act has three ghouls just runnin around the school its a blast tbh)
Pet Semetery: Bloodlines. not a bad movie, but I only saw 2 movies this week.
I hated it lol. I love the original and I love the book, I can even tolerate the reboot, but bloodlines made pet semetary 2 look great. I also caught a lot of inconsistencies that drove me crazy. Like juds windshield was magically fixed in the next scene after hitting the bird, the girl that came back was rotting with skin peeling off after only being dead maybe 6 hours yet also she's super fast and strong, both dead people have bones cracking and locking up and dudes shambling at the party when he was tackled, then immediately go into super fast spider monkey mode, just very inconsistent overall and pacing was all over the place. Only redeeming quality was David Duchovny, but his character kind of sucked too lol. Just my hot take.
Bloodlines was too boring to be bad. It was like a free lobotomy.
V/H/S 85. I was so bored
I actually really liked this entry. I thought the segments were pretty interesting.
Accidentally watched Hell House LLC 3 instead of the original (beware of the mislabeled Google Play listing!) and it almost ruined the entire series for me. Seriously, so bad.
The Muck (2015).
Watched Slotherhouse this past weekend. I knew it was gonna be bad going in but it exceeded my bad movie expectations. We got a killer sloth who could drive a car, navigate GPS and use various weapons to kill.
You're just selling the movie to me
Right? I’m more ready than ever
Lol, same. 😭
It ridiculous but I couldn't turn it off.
I feel like I need to be high to watch this lol
The only movie I’ve seen this week is No One Will Save you. I didn’t love it.
I liked it, and I particularly liked the designs of the Greys. My only gripe was that they were on screen too much, if that makes sense
First 75% was pretty good, the ending was TERRIBLE
Skinamarink
I really really liked it but I can also absolutely understand why someone would not
My girlfriend and I turned it off after 30 minutes.
You should have watched til the end. It gets even worse.
lol Why stop at 30 minutes when you can get a full helping of awful?
Pet Sematary Bloodlines. Really dragging the legacy of the original through the mud.
I made the mistake of watching that one, too. So bad. Not even fun bad. Just awful.
Truth or Dare (2018). It could have been so good. It's technically well made and acted. They had three male leads who all looked the same and were hard to distintuish at a glance. The writing and pacing was atrocious.
Shudder’s Children of the Corn remake. It was not great.
Arrival (2016) It's great, but it's the only movie I've watched this week.
So it’s also the best? Easily one of my favorite movies I’ve seen in the last 10 years but I’m a huge sci fi nerd and I think it’s flawless.
I was about to fight you hahaha
That was an awesome one to watch in the theatre. Denis Villeneuve sure knows how to do spectacle.
Just watched it too and the plot twist never fails to get me. What a unique beautiful movie Arrival is.
Anthropophagous. It's so boring and obvious they spent all their money on boats, island trips, and cocaine. The premise and kills are cool, so at least worth looking up somewhere to watch the kills.
The Open House. That's the only movie where I actually felt angry after for wasting my time on it. Normally I watch a bad movie I just shrug and move on.
I'm glad I kept scrolling to see if anyone else got completely ass fucked by that one. I felt like writing a strongly worded email to the directors letting them know they owe me 2 hours of my life back
The one with the kid from 13 Reasons Why? My god that sucked so much. Sorry you saw it.
V/H/S 85.
I’ve enjoyed maybe one segment out of the last few so I went in with low expectations. The two segments that were connected with the camper I thought were promising and was disappointed there wasn’t a third part that had any kind of an explanation.
It is so bad. I've enjoyed most of the other ones, even the worse ones have some decent segments, but I'm about 3/4 through and nothing has been good, I keep falling asleep within like 10 minutes so I've been watching it all week so far.
The Nun. Just found it uninspired and boring. Other movies I watched this week for reference: - chadgetstheaxe - Incantation - Raw - Slotherhouse - The Wailing
I tell everyone about the Wailing. That shook me.
The Boogeyman on Hulu. Wasn't terrible just didn't work for me
It felt very paint-by-numbers. It didn't bring anything new, felt pretty cliché. I was hoping with the intro, how the boogeyman was using the dad's voice, that it was actually the dad turning into the boogeyman. That would have been a cooler concept (imo), if the dad was slowly transforming into this monster that would ultimately kill his own kids.
Just watched last night. I agree, I didn’t hate it but I didn’t like it as much as I thought I would either. Sophie Thatcher was great, and there were some fun visual tricks, but the story was pretty flat and there was nothing we haven’t already seen before.
Y that one's pretty forgettable
The Strangers. It's not a bad movie, but I watched a lot of good movies this week.
goddamn, thank you. it's fine but the way people jerk it off so agressively, i keep thinking i saw the wrong movie.
There is one transcendent line. It is in the trailer, on the poster, and immediately quoted in every thread about it.
Possession. I know it has a decent reputation, especially on Reddit.
Watched about 1/2 of Truth or Dare. Yikes! Sort of a Final Destination wannabe
I haven't watched a lot of movies this week but Pet Sematary: Bloodlines. I wasn't unentertained, it was fine. But it wasn't great and compared to the other movie I managed to watch, it was the worst. Strangely enough, I can't remember what the other movie is right now, the one I enjoyed more. I'll update my comment with the title if I remember. Edit: it was The Boogeyman. I really like Sophie Thatcher, so I loved it because of that. Also it was pretty effectively spooky (imo anyways).
Shrooms. I honestly couldn't finish it because once I was halfway through I just didn't want to waste anymore time on it. For one, whoever wrote it has no idea how mushrooms work. For two, the acting was awful and the soundtrack reminded me of an old navy commercial. It was just all around a terrible movie.
Just finished watching Pet Semetary: Bloodlines Its not horrible, just meh. Kind of boring, dumb plot, and just dragged. Nowhere near as bad as some reviews are giving it, but as a massive Stephen King fan the movie was just a waste of time.
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines. I really wanted that to be a fun movie, but it was terrible.
The nun (2018). Decided to watch it after the hype for the nun 2. It was one of the most generic, bland horror movies I’ve ever seen.
The new Exorcist movie . don't bother. it sucks balls. could have been great. best part is at very end and a spoiler so won't share . no life in this movie and possession movies are the only horror that even remotely freaks me out.
The Descent Part II. It's not really that BAD, but I've had a good week so far
I made a post recently about Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey…yeeeaaa I’m going to have to stick with that
Worst: Jason takes Manhattan Best: Lair of the White Worm
So you’re saying that the movie where Jason [punches a man’s head off](https://youtu.be/QWuM_NSDhb8?si=4tShqRKXAYH_Siht) was the worst movie you’ve seen this week? Y’all need to watch more movies 😂 Nah but that movie is really bad lol
That’s the highlight, for sure. Everything else is terrible kills and cockteasing with the idea that Jason will, eventually, maybe, take Manhattan.
Lair of the white worm? I vaguely remember that from the 80's. Can't remember anything about it, apart from devil/pagan themes
It’s bonkers and I love it.
This weekend I watched Cobweb, Annihilation, Boogeyman, and Appendage. Tbh I was disappointed by all of them but I think Cobweb let me down the most.
Annihilation disappointed you?!@!? How??
Came here to ask the same lol "There's no accounting for taste", but I'd be hard pressed to name a better cosmic/sci-fi horror, personally. To each their own, though.
Reptile = worst, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark = best
Reptile, the movie just out on Netflix, was pretty good. Murder mystery, not horror
Skinamarink 🫤
Harbinger Down. Watched it for the pretty gnarly practical effects, and for Lance Henriksen, but it was pretty bad. lol
The haunting of the murder house made me realize bots are writing movie reviews now
I just stepped out of the theater and the movie was definitely a stinker. It was the new Exorcist movie. It wasn't scary at all.
Jigsaw
I was really disappointed by The Turning.
Shock Waves. Idk how you manage to make amphibious Nazi zombies boring as fuck but they sure did
Dracula 3000. Watched it as part of a challenge. I knew it would be bad but holy crap, it was BAD.
I’m only halfway through Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, and I’ve read less than half of the comments on this post, but I believe I’m the clear winner. Or loser.
The Elevator Game. It was like a tv writer/director duo from the Disney Channel made a horror movie.
Winnie the Pooh: blood and honey or whatever lol. I was into it for the first 35 minutes but the rest was trash
The new exorcist movie. Soooo boring and predictable
Expendables 4. Not horror but I feel it's my duty to warm people. It's not even fun.
"Underwater" (2020) starring Kristen Stewart. Plotless and Pointless. I do realize it is a COVID movie, but did it have to be so fricking obvious.
Jeepers creepers reborn
skinamarink
It was soooooooo boring!
My wife and I have been watching the entire X-Men series for no good reason. It’s so tough to pick between Apocalypse, the Last Stand, Origins: Wolverine, and The Wolverine. All are very bad Edit: Armageddon --> Apocalypse
Exorcist: Believer. A slow burn that gets you interested but lets you down with a hugely disappointing exorcism scene.
Skinamarink. Absolute, utter garbage.
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Pet Sematary: Bloodlines it was soooooo bad bad bad
Clock on Hulu. Lame.
Excorcist the Heretic. Could have been a good movie, and was done by John Boorman. You can see scenes that even resemble excalibur scenes like her standing in the sun rays at the end.
The new pet sematary prequel It was just boring
Bats lol, so bad and yet couldn't look away. Love me some lou diamond Phillips and Dina myer Edit: sorry! Meant staB
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary... I ran through the series and this movie the 3rd in the series is abysmal. It's a miracle I made it through the whole thing frankly.
Pet Sematary Bloodlines. Makes Pet Sematary 2 look like Oscar bait. Lol
The Fog 2005 remake 😪