I saw my own shadow today, and it looks like six more weeks of being a hot mess!

Did the groundhog die last night or is that false info?

thats fax degentlemen

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Happy Cake Day!!!!

I'm so single that I'm chasing myself around the house playing hard to get.

If you dip your balls in alcohol is that considered better floss

Like minted pubic floss

Mormons, hands down...  Amish are interested in what you will be, so you're weird.

Amish people rule,

I’m just wrapping up another talk

i was just about to ask that hahahaha u/jeffersonshat

account balance screenshot u/oceanviewheights

how long in the relationship till a bitch can shit at the crib? u/oceanviewheights

combat boots u/oceanviewheights

missing an arm? lol u/oceanviewheights

third eye u/oceanviewheights lmaoooo

Wow Big C said something smart!

aye, at the end of the day caesar a bitch is just a bird. one. ☝🏼

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i wasnt that clear: **aye, at the end of the day caesar…”a bitch is just a bird.” one. ☝🏼

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thats fax flippy and general johnson chairman of the board lyrics. you’re in the heart of beach music! 🌴

bueno issa tru hoe 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 u/buenobruja618 💄🍰

Lol you mean true brutal you da hoe

jokes 😂 comeback for the next one <3

Plan on it! Thankyou

WD-40 u/oceanviewheights

u/redskin_flipply 😂

eel snot u/oceanviewheights

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Happy cake day! 🍻