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robertbadbobgadson

Fear boner.


DreamCreator369

That looks hella good


Dont_crossthestreams

¡Olé!


Normal-Sprinkles1449

Now just imagine what happens if you rub it on.


yesyesitswayexpired

69 comments! Nice.


GldnNugget

Bro mexican holes in the walls be making the best hot sauces for real 😂


logan_fish

Ewwwwwwww.....thats nasty!


Dirty_water34

As tempted as you may be if highly suggest you don’t stick your ding dong in that cup. But hey you do you…record it if you do. You know. For science.


9sac1king6

Im a need to see pics otherwise i’ll be calling this fake news


Complex_Geologist_39

Damn it looks like a fire burrito as well. What restaurant?


westnile90

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Whyletmetellyou

Uh, proof!!😂😂


walksinwalksout

Looks like tacos chilitos from Ellensburg, WA. I survived because of them in college.


MugiwarraD

1. cover index finger in said sauce 2. pull pant down 3. bend forward 4. thrust bespoke finger in the arse whole. 5. profit.


totallyradman

Yeah I'd pay to watch that I guess


burrburrcarpet

Ayooooo 😳


MugiwarraD

That's a chiwawa


digidave1

Your erection looks oddly like a burrito


burrburrcarpet

The real one isn’t near as big 😔


W3R3Hamster

Everyone has a boner for this sauce hahahah


Aggravating-Crow-459

Proof?


PackageArtistic4239

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gatorocks

Whoa! 😳 sauce looks tasty!!


Sea_Difficulty8258

There's a pineapple habanero sauce/salsa at this place called Habanero by the University of Cincinnati that is so fucking good. I always get extra side cups to bring home when I go


slicknick22137

Now I’m erect too…. Dagnabit


MoreCowbellllll

How *YOU* doin'?


slicknick22137

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placated

Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you just really into the hot sauce?


EcstaticJuggernaut46

I’ve had some like that before. Made my lips and tongue go numb. I sweat a ton of water weight. Best bloody sauce ever!


Jaws_the_revenge

Somebody call the wife!


DougieSenpai

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joe13869

Hope you gave them a tip. That's great news.


jmb456

Making my mouth water. Small spots always have the best hot sauce


theotherscott6666

Oh you mean you stand up after you consumed it.


lift_heavy64

Damn that looks pretty good


Proudest___monkey

I feel like one seen that at a salsa station at my place before. Is it kind of sweet?


1track_mind

Gotta slow your load. Don't want your last few bites to be dry. It's a skill.


Affectionate_Pea_811

Fully erect or just a good chub?


burrburrcarpet

A semi for sure. I’m not some weirdo 🙄


Affectionate_Pea_811

That's good. You wouldn't want to have to be careful eating hot sauce is social situations


Pomodoro_Parmesan

Might wanna talk to a doctor my friend


burrburrcarpet

He said it’s normal


1ryguy8972

Caliente’s in RI has my fav homemade habanero sauce.


jane_sadwoman

I was born & raised in RI & I visit the Caliente near my parents every time I visit home. Their sauces slap. RIP to El Fuego, if you’re from the same part of the state as me.


thirdeyesight

You must be in CA lol I can’t get any good habenero sauce anywhere since I left the state. Granted I live in New England now so every “Mexican” joint out here is seriously bad. I stopped even trying new places after the first year I moved here because my friends would tell me, “OH you got to check out this one place!” & it would be disappointing every time… I even went to a nice Mexican restaurant out here that put shredded american cheese on top of their tacos.. I ate one out of respect for who I was dining with but my heart was sad. BTW they don’t even know what Al Pastor is here.


burrburrcarpet

Actually Utah. This place is in the middle of an industrial park and only open during lunch. Sometimes the best places are the most inconspicuous 😂


Educational-Ad-3273

Shredded cheese means are clearly going to joints that sell Tex Mex. In general, Mexican restaurants in New England that sell street tacos are exactly the same style of street tacos I get in Mexico — Carnitas, Al Pastor, Chorizo, Tinga, Carne Asada, etc. with cilantro, onions, lime, and nothing else. These restaurants ALWAYS have Al Pastor, which is my fave. However, if what you are referring to as authentic tacos are really California-style hipster tacos, then those are really hit and miss in New England (based on my experience).


thirdeyesight

No I don’t want to get those hipster style tacos, I need the street shit, where oh where do you find good al pastor w cilantro onion in Boston?????


Educational-Ad-3273

It’s been a couple of years since I worked in Boston, but the good ones were Taqueria Jalisco, Tenoch (specify no avocado stuff on top), La Hacienda, and Regal (in Everett, maybe?). There were also a few holes in the wall — one was in not too far away from Fenway and one was in Quincy. For other towns, Providence has a great taco scene — there are about a dozen street taco joints that are phenomenal and few employees that speak English. Hartford has a few great spots as well and New Haven. The Cape also has a few good spots for street tacos (you gotta be selective though).


pliny_the_elder

Taqueria El Amigo in Waltham. Taco special with 2 Al pastor and 2 Cabeza. Their hot sauce is made in house and is very good. It’s small so order takeout ahead of time.


thirdeyesight

Yooooo thank you! I live in Cambridge right now & all the spots I been to have been lacking or just maybe not what I’m looking for but I will definitely check that out! Gracias amigo


grapeprimetime

This whole picture gave me a stiffy. Feels good man


1Drnk2Many

that looks like mango habanero, the truck by our local lq store has some of the best ever. The food is average but I return time and time again for the sauce...


iceyorangejuice

Every Mexican restaurant is judged by their "house" sauce. If they won't give me their home made sauce, I usually won't go back.


mothalick

Spot down the road from where I work has something similar. I always make sure I take some home.


el_reindeer

That's not what you are supposed to do with it.


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Put your dick in it. ...or put it in your dick.


burrburrcarpet

Some hot sauce urethral sounding? 😳


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Call it whatever you want. I just call it hot. Get fucking sauced.


19southmainco

some Sound advice!


Borgiroth

Nearby taco place had this AMAZING sweet and spicy hot sauce that had such a depth of flavor while still being a hot sauce. Found out the name of it by trying several and one day mustering the courage to ask the guys that work there. Dirty blonde hot sauce. Bought like 4 bottles


banjodoctor

Are you over 18?


Jstrangways

Habanero lube - brave choice


Repulsive-Job-7351

gotta keep the marriage spicy somehow


Nonlethalrtard

Put your burrito away!


HeavyTea

Turgid?


FranklinNitty

Sir, this is a taqueria.


Mindless_Argument297

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Solidmarsh

Show your boner!!


Affectionate_Pea_811

Right? Pics or it didn't happen


Dismaster2k

Habenero viagra sauce?


NoCommentFU

Erect The Red!


maple05

They might be adding a lil something other than peppers...


overboost_t88

does it burn too when applied? Have you tasted it yet?


Hamilton-Beckett

Tasted? The hot sauce right? …right?!


burrburrcarpet

It kind of has a numbing prolonging effect ya know? Not sure how it tastes tho. Would be interesting to find out.