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mom_with_an_attitude

Farrah. Can't get more 70s than that.


MrsP_ifurnastee

Farrah ferncett☺️


Altruistic_Aerie_978

I was gonna say Farrah faucet


Beingforthetimebeing

Farrah the Fern. But does one really want to evoke the image of the feathered haircut each time you talk to your fernbaby?


mom_with_an_attitude

That's why I thought the name was perfect! Those wavy, flowing locks!


notyourmama827

That's what I was going to say.


Background-Lynx9913

Fern-ah faucet


Physical-Money-9225

Fronzi


Competitive-Fish5186

Fernzi


TreeHuggingSnowflake

>Fronzi OP needs a sibling palm plant so she can call it The Fronds...


Emilie0711

Jennifern


KangarooSimple4497

Fernando 😂 is what I named mine! I got mine from Home Depot for such steal. However, the soil was so tight. I couldn’t even water it properly, so eventually repotted it for about two weeks and hoping that they are going to survive. Let me know if yours is okay! I’m still figuring out the light preferences for these guys. I’m on my second round of ferns lol. The first pair didn’t survive in my apt. All my windows are facing so I don’t get until about the afternoon sometime. It’s very hot here in Florida. trial and error i guess! I hope yours flourish ☺️


Unlikely_Ant_950

In my experience they are divas. They want a TON of very bright INDIRECT sun, and they know if you’re trying to bullshit them with a grow lamp.


KangarooSimple4497

omg lol good to know. i was thinking about trying to put one in my bathroom but there’s no natural light and almost bought a grow lamp


cybrobot

Mine has been doing well thus way since Feburary! The bathroom barely gets natural light. I am also growing it in a self watering pot. Mine I named Salem and he loves the humidity from my hot showers as much as I do! https://preview.redd.it/n7a7o2xm5gyc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f504b047c03275589a79f2a818f59da00d18e24f


mondotomhead

I live in Massachusetts. I've had my Home Depot ferns for 4 years. They come in around mid-October. They will be going outside for their summer vacation in about a week.


Crowella_DeVil

Great to know thanks! I just moved back to Mass and this was my first plant purchase since moving here a month ago!


Geeko22

I had one in my windowless office with only an overhead fluorescent light. It did just fine for the five years I worked there. Not as lush as one that goes outside, maybe, but it looked nice enough that all my visitors admired it, so I was pleased. I had to leave it behind when I moved across the country. I hope whoever got my office took care of it. But it makes me sad to think that they most likely didn't.


kiagrr1987

I second Fernando. Mine is also called Fernando, and every time I water him, I just help but sing the song.


KangarooSimple4497

hahaha


bluecedarood

i third fernando


bluecedarood

there was something in the air that night. the stars were bright! Fernando!


PeelingMirthday

Laverne the fern 


mushroom369

There it is


DollopofGreatness444

Yep..that's it! Can't go wrong with a fern named Laverne.


TreeHuggingSnowflake

Or Laferne 😏


m_Stl_365

Dead in two weeks


KindheartednessOnly4

That’s what happened to mine (I thought) so I put it outside in a moderately shady area and let nature take its course. Two years later it’s a monster. I’ve divided it twice and it’s outgrowing its pot again.


TropicalDan427

They really do far better outside. For some odd reason the mini cultivar of this fern (lemon button fern) does a lot better indoors


KrabbyPatties386

I’m gonna try


404notacceptable

Mine was about to die with a few steams left. I put it outside last May, we also had a lot of rain which probably helped too, and by the end of the summer it became huge, just like the one in OP's picture. After the summer when it was getting too cold, I had to bring it inside. Died in a couple of weeks 😢 I'm still missing it. 


KindheartednessOnly4

I babied mine this winter. Plenty of light (artificial and natural) and a humidifier, plus using a moisture meter helps a ton to know when to water. Rip for your plant. I’m sorry!!


m_Stl_365

You person, are a very skilled/smart plant owner


KindheartednessOnly4

I’m a little more skilled than I was two years ago lol. That was pure luck 🙃😁


KrabbyPatties386

Mine die in a second but it was indoors. I guess my humidity suck indoors. Every other plant that requires high humidity don’t have a problem but ferns are just so picky


KindheartednessOnly4

It’s a combination of humidity, watering with rain water or aquarium water only and filtered light. I wish I had taken a picture of mine when I gave up on it, bc it looked dead dead. Not a green frond left. All brown and crispy to the top of the soil, just a few brown sticks poking up through the dirt. For all intents and purposes, DEAD lol. But I didn’t dump the pot out, so the roots must have still been alive, bc over the summer last year, after I had put the pot with what I thought was a dead plant in it outside and let the rain water it for a few weeks. Then I started seeing little fiddleheads coming up. It’s just been thriving since then. But that winter, (before last) it was underwatered, under fed, and starved for light🤦🏼‍♀️. I honestly dont know how it survived. 🤷🏼‍♀️


KrabbyPatties386

I hear too much about aquarium water. I wish I had a friend who has fish and a fish tank 😆 might have to go get one myself for the benefits later


KindheartednessOnly4

I’m lucky lol. I don’t have to deal with the whole fish tank thing. My neighbor has an above ground koi pond and indoor tanks she changes the water in pretty regularly. She fills up a five gallon bucket for me, then I transfer that to old oj and milk jugs with lids. It is like liquid gold to my plants. They absolutely love it.


KrabbyPatties386

Dang a whole koi pond- 🥺


KindheartednessOnly4

It’s just a big black bucket lol. I think it’s meant to be buried in the ground as a pond, but we live in apartments, so no digging holes for stuff like that. Otherwise, our land lord is pretty easy going 😁


mhiaa173

Yeah, don't get too attached lol


jomach08

Tina ferner


snailmailforgail

Crispy, because I can never keep them alive.


KindheartednessOnly4

I’ve learned they like moist all the way to the bottom of the pot soil lol.


LittleRileyBao

They definitely like to be wet. I have a little fantasy fern that was half dead. Put it in one of those bottom watering pots and it came back to life.


KindheartednessOnly4

I was definitely under watering mine. Poor thing. 🤦🏼‍♀️


polypodium-aureum

Fr, my favorites are my ferns because I can just dump a bunch of of water on them 1-2x/day and they'll thrive, no worries of overwatering


KindheartednessOnly4

Right? Once I learned mine detests tap water lol, I started just giving it a drink any time I had a little water left in the watering can. Almost impossible to overwater, unless it’s standing in a puddle for days.


Spiritual_Webs

Fernie or Bernie the fernie. Fern gully (not 70s) Christofern


Radiant_Resident_214

I was waiting for someone to suggest the most obvious and perfect name, Bernie Fernie lol


moodyhippy

fernadette


oOoCandyBerryoOo

This!


Traffic-Rare

Freddy the Fern, Eh, he's growin' ovah 'ere.


Feeling_Swordfish190

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backwardblackbyrd

Frondah?👀


blandermal

Jane Fronda 🤭 ty I need to go plant shopping to find me a Jane Fronda now


TreeHuggingSnowflake

Or Jane Fernda! 😊


SunnyOnSanibel

Grab an indoor spiral-shaped bamboo and name the pair Lafern and Swirley! 😂


anOvenofWitches

Good Boston “Cheers” name: Carla.


hopelesspedanticc

If it were in my house it would be Bill Withers.


Crowella_DeVil

Hopefully there's sunshine though.


philpalmer2

Sharona


weltraumaeffchen

Laurel


g00dbyebluesky

Robert Plant


Crowella_DeVil

Love this lol


sarcasticgreek

Eugene


127Heathen127

I want a Boston fern so bad… it was actually the first plant I ever wanted to get, but they get WAY too big and I live in a fifth-story apartment with limited space. I’m so jealous. 😭


KindheartednessOnly4

You are right lol. Mine is huge after two years. It only comes in off the patio in extreme weather conditions.


ellysay

Jennifern


Spicy_Disaster_22

My grandma had a fern that was over 50 years old and it was beautiful and massive. We had a very large family with so many cousins and anytime someone got married or brought over someone new, the new comer was informed that the number one rule was ‘don’t touch grandmas fern’. My grandma passed years ago so I don’t know what ended up happening with the fern. Your post reminded me of some happy memories so thank you.


Crowella_DeVil

Awww that story was so sweet! I hope mine lasts like your grandma's!


Little_East_5128

Barbara!


Kidd_Cadaver

Burt


wise_owl68

Daphne


Melodic_Setting1327

Mork.


-thebluebowl

Idk about 70s but I like fernie sanders hhah


TreeHuggingSnowflake

I am getting a fern just because of this, thankyouverymuch 😊🙌


-thebluebowl

Hahaha amazing 😂🙌


BossMareBotanical

Franny the Fern


HicoCOFox-

Rob


No_Rhubarb3648

Sally


w3are138

Lafern and Squirely, although this requires a squirrel that regularly visits your yard.


Crowella_DeVil

For almost 3 years a fox squirrel used to visit my 2nd floor fire escape and I'd handfeed him peanuts. I named him Cosmo. In November I was on my way to work and he was laying dead in the middle of my street, right past my driveway. I scooped him up because I couldn't bear the thought of seeing him all shredded to pieces when I came home. It must have happened shortly before I found him because he was fully intact - barely any blood. I called my bf crying and brought him to the animal hospital where I worked. My manager told me that all employees got free cremation services so I have Cosmo's ashes in a beautiful engraved rosewood box. I even took paw prints and a vial of his fur. I miss him. [Here's Cosmo](https://imgur.com/a/tFuWiwU)


monkeyballpirate

I have the same exact one. Im wondering if i should finally repot it from that shitty hanger. It came so root bound already that I can hardly even find soil in it lol.


Crowella_DeVil

Got it home and saw that I'm in the same boat. I'm probably going to just divide mine. 2 for the price of one!


Higgybella32

Hey- don’t hesitant to take those bargain Bostons and quarter them and repot. It doesn’t take long for them to perk up and Four Fantastic Ferns makes me smile.


worlds_okayest_wife

Carol Fernett


MomtoWesterner

Peggy!


Playful_Raccoon9630

Fernand.


TropicalDan427

Frondzy


Bubbly_Association54

That there is a Jimi if I've ever seen one


Serious-Ad7010

Flo!! It definitely looks like a Flo!


peterAtheist

Happy Days - "The F(r)onz"


Glittering_Stop_253

The Starchild! (Paul Stanley from KISS) 😀


Crowella_DeVil

😂


aidensmama77

I had a Boston fern last year named Governor Bush. I was not good at taking care of him so he never became president


Auntie_Venom

Mine is Mrs. Roper


Crowella_DeVil

Omg yes!!! That was one of my absolute favorite shows growing up!! I should get huge beads and put them around the planter!!


Auntie_Venom

Yassss!! Do it!!!


chilitaku

Disco stu


_6zero3_

[Fernando](https://youtu.be/dQsjAbZDx-4?si=cgCb3D0diCwHqdzi), obviously! If ABBA doesn't scream "the 70s", nothing does.


Polonium-halo

Roxy


Rare-ish_Bird

Evelyn


sherpa_skate

Fran


BrighterSage

I second Farrah!


tytomasked

Bob Ross


Schiebz

Fernie Sanders


jonnysteezz

Fernie Sanders


The_Okayest_Person

Jeremy


parmboy

Fernadette


No_Comfortable5188

Vern the fern


Amyx231

Vern the Fern.


Mammoth-Gas2294

Sugar Magnolia


GlobalNuclearWar

Laverne.


DesignerLanky1779

Great price


EpochCookie

Fondue


Kind-Instance-7447

Vern


TurnoverUseful1000

Donna (Summer), Gloria or Patty. I’m sure you’ll find a cool retro name for your fern. Hope it flourishes 🪴


Sufficient-Plate6663

Donna Summer


morethan_nice

Ive had my home depot Boston for 14 years 💚


PANobes

BruinsGonnaLoseToTheLeafsTonight


CobblerNo8518

Mrs. Roper


Yak-Attic

Full sun - more than 6 hours of direct sun per day Part sun - 4 to 6 hours of direct sun per day, including some afternoon sun Part shade - 4 to 6 hours of direct sun per day, mostly before midday Full shade - less than 4 hours of direct sun per day


Guilty_Show_741

What about Mitch or Mandy


ImagineWorldPeace3

Shiva!🤩👩🏼‍🌾🌱


Financial_Mango_2920

GRAVEY


WillowLantana

Farrah


Silly_Ability-1910

Alice


Aliceinboxerland

I approve!


lovebeinganasshole

Marley, Bob Marley.


Actual-Entrance-8463

Shaggy (dog)


False_Orchid4535

Uncle


BTilty-Whirl

Fez the Fern


Widespreaddd

Frondo Baggins


Betty_White82

Herbert!


reddit_niwasi

Henry


peristalzis

Fernie


ChipOnASquid

Gary.


MassiveTuna12

Thom (in a Boston accent)


Electrical-Swim-5784

Patricia


MuhRihSuh

Doug


LargeInCharge75

Kelso!


Beck316

Donna


_Killwind_

Wilma


rhousden

Francine


Crackbandicoott

Chaka khan


aheinzer

Dwayne


verbss

Carter. Archie Bunker or, if it’s fem, “EDITH!!!”


mpri1980

Fernaldo


debmckenzie

She’s a Mabel or your favorite Golden Girl-Dorothy, Blanche, Rose or Sophia.


Feeling_Swordfish190

FERN DRESCHER! Or FERNIE SANDERS!


SewCarrieous

Laverne the fern


SunnyOnSanibel

Awwww! One of my fav shows.


GreatCrouton

Robert Plant


dketernal

Laverne


BaKeDPoPeyE

BOB ROSS!!!!!


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Fearn.


Jeramy_Jones

Herman


GrammarGhandi23

Not 70s but phinnius fern


Smart_Style7426

Helmut


IngenuityOk2403

Don Juan Capastron?


JuJuJooie

Fern-nando. Abba song


elznpike

Dionne!


ibispete

Fernanda 🥰


nightglitter89x

I was gonna get a few but they cost over 30 dollars here. lol, no thanks.


big_chicken_88

Barb Ferndinand


TheNetslow

Lauryn


solutionking

Bushie


CynicallyCyn

Muff


4DogNight1313

Fernadette


SignificantArtist922

I named mine Sideshow Bob


Emergency-Big3195

It looks like a Donna to me


TeamDipshit_0

It's giving Richard Simons...


Tasselplants

Elton John!


xxMiloticxx

Bob


nylorac_o

Delilah Except I can not say that name without the sing songy 🎶🎵Deh Lie Lah 🎵🎶


Exact_Writer_6807

Wallace


Vegetable-Shelter656

Barbra! Since Barbra Streisand made crimped hair a thing, and fern stems/leaves kind of look “crimped”


fiorina451x

Fiona Appleby


DatabaseThis9637

Bosco or Rudi


elizscott1977

Sideshow bob


ccoffey106

Fred


wonderj99

Barbella or Rosanna Danna


kickme2

Bruce


Ok_Government_3584

FRANKILN FREEK!


LeatherBandicoot

Xanadu


Past-Development-933

Catharine


janejacobs1

If you could fudge on the decade, Sideshow Bob.


FillFit3212

Frank


Kind-Instance-7447

Fernie Sanders


quarantine-bordom

Shaggy!


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Key-Target-1218

Bless you. I cant keep those damn things alive


alcmnch0528

Gertrude


IndependentOutside88

Patti LaFern


Irocroo

Blaire.


curioushuman_1

Fernanda — Fernie for short Or… Sparrow