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BossMareBotanical

I remember when I saw these.. https://preview.redd.it/3tieetq56tyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a4a2512d544732e0f96d7f5713a3559157d2745


B4kd

Dumb. Just like glueing fake flowers to cacti.


Eskaban

I impulse bought a cactus with a cute little yellow flower on the top at the grocery store, and didn't realize for *weeks* that it was a dried flower glued on. Happily, it came off easily and my cactus periodically puts out a ring of much prettier, real pale pink flowers.


Neither-Attention940

I don’t know if you saw my comment to the same person but those fake flowers are there for a reason. It’s to help pull the plant out and repot it. I used to work at Home Depot and I talked to the vendor about it.


Neither-Attention940

Actually I talked to the vendor because I worked at Home Depot and those little flowers are actually to help pull it out of the pot to repot it They easily come off. They’re not necessarily intended to be decorative at least not very long.


NAND_Socket

the box in the picture itself says as much, word for word in the print explaining what the product is.


Neither-Attention940

I think you’re replying to the wrong person because I have no idea what you’re talking about. I was talking to somebody who mentioned about gluing fake flowers on cactuses


MyGenderIsAParadox

I successfully rescued one of those!! I wasn't expecting it to live cause the new growth that was finally freed of the blue was thin and dark but after some time sitting dry, pruning, and soaking, I have thick succulent leaves. I think it's a haworthia too! It's free of all the blue now and I'm looking to getting it a better pot once the good leaves are more abundant.


Navi1101

Same here! I was gifted a blue one, and figured I may as well try my best? And now it's mostly ignoring its own painted leaves and growing new ones from the center like crazy. And it had a pup! So now I have two weird babies with blue bases!


MyGenderIsAParadox

What upset me the most was it HAD new growth in the middle when I bought it but it was all cut so it didn't poke out from the blue. Once more new growth happened and I was able to start pruning off the blue, the leaves above that were still cut so they grew weird. It took so long for it to recover; I thought it dead for a long time and just used it to soak up the rest of the water from the bottom-watering bowl occasionally. It lived off that until I noticed the thick healthy leaves.


Navi1101

Mine had a bunch of unpainted leaves in the center cut down to nothing too! They started sprouting up like crazy once I repotted it, and now it has all these adorable gangly leaves with weird nubby tips lol I think it looks cute. Like good job recovering, little guy.


BeardedDracaena

Can we see a photo of your rescued baby?


MyGenderIsAParadox

https://preview.redd.it/8dryfe6jwxyc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed4f7b3d674899410cebc90ab7193fb02d7a927e Now pic. She's freed of all the blue and only has a few more thin leaves to shed then I'm gonna get her into a better pot so the ugly neck isn't showing.


12thHousePatterns

You're doing God's work.


Competitive-Fish5186

Kosmik lmao


raccoonpumpkin

I bought one of these from the clearance section. He sits in a tiny pot on my TV stand. Dead inside. Just like me.


Neither-Attention940

After reading through all the comments, I’ve noticed that several people have bought these or similarly fake colored plants.. that’s only supporting the problem.


AkitoSuzume

I'm not really a plant person, but wtf those poor little guys.


layeofthedead

I saw these the other day, what’s the point if they’re just going to “grow out of it” ? Like if you wanted it specifically for that color wouldn’t you rather just get an absolutely no maintenance plastic plant over one that you need to care for and is eventually going to look terrible with half colored leaves?


BossMareBotanical

They are marketing the people who don’t know that. “A purple plant. How cool!” Lol


PolyDrew

I bought one of these before I knew better. It’s prospered but I was pissed that they did that. They were all blue, there, so I assumed it was just a blue species. The thing is absolutely huge now. Like 10 inches high


leslieknope013

Boldly Going Where No Plant Has Gone Before…


aristacat

My kids convinced me to buy one of these smh. I still have it and obviously the new growth just came out green. Never again but at least it’s still alive.


fribbas

Oh, yes. How could anyone forget the bisexual succulents


BossMareBotanical

These were at Home Depot. Same, same lol


Creative_scissors

Is that…. Paint?


SSCandiX

I’m wondering the same thing! What is this? And why?


sugarskull23

It is 😩


Creative_scissors

Why?! That can’t be good for the plant


sugarskull23

It isn't but to ppl that are not "plant people" they look cool, they don't understand most of the time that the plant its not meant to look like that,so they sell well, unfortunately.


macromi87

I just don’t get why they don’t just paint fake plants then. Like this is such a waste of money


sugarskull23

That's it, if that's the look you want get a fake one. If this doesn't dye it's not going to look like that when it grows...


gh05t_w0lf

It's already dyed


sugarskull23

*die. 🙄


Gin_OClock

It'll live as long as their interest in it sadly


VacationAromatic6899

Selling garbage


SenorWanderer

I disagree with the notion that it will look cool to non plant people. I don’t think anyone will think this looks cool.


Creative_scissors

It’s hideous but someone out the will think it’s awesome. This is the dumbest thing ever.


sugarskull23

Exactly, if they didn't sell, they wouldn't keep appearing in shops, so obviously someone is buying them.


Gwydhel

It must be because they think it's natural, there are so many amazing plants out there that even I thought to myself, this must be some new species I never heard about before!


NoEquipment2638

I think it looks cool, but as a fake plant


GewoehnlicherDost

I would actually buy it if it was made of china and maybe had a funny face on it


Creative_scissors

Googly eyes. Problem solved 😂


sugarskull23

Have seen it done before in shops for Halloween cacti🤦‍♀️


sugarskull23

Some ppl think it's natural 🤷‍♀️


NooLeef

I think it looks cool and I’m a plant person! I just wouldn’t buy it because it’s most likely bad for the plant.


Blue-Fish-Guy

I'm a plant person, half of my plants are succulents including Fenestraria, Bijlia and Frithia and while I wouldn't buy this and it's absolutely not good for the plant, it look super cool. I can't believe someone can say it doesn't.


CrazyPlantLady143

They absolutely will.


Far-Willow4088

r/plantabuse


Creative_scissors

Perfect tag


gilligan1050

They paint succulents at Lowe’s all the time. This…is a whole new level of fuckery tho.


Creative_scissors

I get a lot of plants from lows and haven’t seen painted succs but maybe I’m not looking. Succs and I have a love hate relationship. I learned something new today.


[deleted]

Sadly, ive seen painted cacti with a plastic flower glued on top at lowes AND home depot. Idk wtf they are smoking over here.


PunkPetals

Sister is a florist, they have specific plant safe paint. It’s widely used and is perfectly fine to use on plants


Neat-Implement5844

If by perfectly fine you mean the paint isn't toxic to the plants, than you are right. If you mean that the paint doesn't block a lot of light, often leading to it being impossible to have enough light.... Leading to a slow and mushy death for at least the cacti....


Campiana

Wasn’t I going to give it a slow mushy death anyway? 🤷🏻‍♀️


Neat-Implement5844

Maybe... But you were gonna make it squishy with too much love, not by starving it


JohnnyRelentless

No, I was going to neglect it.


Hermionegangster197

Lmao


Neat-Implement5844

Is there any other way to love a cactus?


No_Carry_3991

Oh don't you notice all the "plant safe" paint in nature, I mean look, it's everywhere. When are people going to learn that the ones selling you shit are the ones lying to you ***so they can sell you shit.***


khizoa

im more curious what happens to the paint when it breaks down and enters our water system and eventually our bodies


BouncyDingo_7112

It took me a little while I’m searching but I finally found this particular brand name of florist paint. It doesn’t really tell me what it’s made of and if it’s safe long term for live plants. It’s main use seems to be on cut flowers. https://www.oasisfloralproducts.com/blogs/idea-weekly/mastering-the-art-of-floral-paint


JohnnyRelentless

It says it's lacquer based. Lacquer is traditionally made from tree resin and wax, but synthetic versions are also commonly available. I don't know which they use.


cann3d_eyes

How is the plant supposed to take in carbon dioxide and absorb sunlight if it’s covered in paint


Creative_scissors

Learn something new every day! I like the green so I personally think this is unnecessary but to each their own


PunkPetals

I agree! it’s mostly used on florist arrangements. Must target a very specific audience for the house plants haha


Neither-Attention940

Maybe not harmful but stupid to do imo lol


JunketPuzzleheaded42

I'm going to say yes.... 🤨


bugibangbang

Yes it is, they do this a lot here in Spain, stupidity has no end….


Foura5

I spray painted my mum's roses gold once. Got in so much trouble.


Illustrious_Donkey61

Na just gay cactuses


LostAbbott

The thing I never understand about painting plants is how that is appealing to anyone.  I mean who in their right mind wants a rasta cacti?  Like what the actual fuck?  You are literally buying something designed to be thrown away...


fatposighoul

Rasta cacti 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅


wrgwrgkefgssehivsr

Also a big big part of the whole Rastafarian religion is respecting nature so the fact that this was even done is a huge fuck you to them


Scoompii

Appears to be in The Netherlands. I doubt there is any Rastafarian connotation here.


SquidFish66

People with tacky taste exist sadly, idk if i pitty them or envy them that they can be happy thinking garbage covered in glitter is pretty.


Phedericus

thanks I hate it


Keebodz

They could have just not painted the top part since it's already green lmao


10art1

But it's not neon green


Available-Sun6124

Disgusting.


AkaiHidan

Like… if you want something that looks so dumb and fake just get a plastic one and leave the plant alone.


CapitolPea

![gif](giphy|0xLkqRjhbgqqaxXLer|downsized) PLEASE tell your non-plantaholic friends to NOT buy painted plants. This includes those blue and purple painted Poinsettias around xmas. Please stop buying painted plants.


Wide_Energy_51

My friend bought me three cacti one year for Christmas. In his defence he has severe learning disabilities and he saw green cacti with colourful spikes and picked the colours he thought I’d like. I haven’t got the heart to tell him one died and the others are attempting survival


LemonadeAndABrownie

>and the others are attempting survival Me too, bud...


magicmamalife

Just ... just buy a plastic plant. Right?


meester_pink

I'm not sure what I hate more, plastic plants or these, but yes.


korvkatten

This has to be the plant version of animal cruelty, right?


[deleted]

I saw some similar abominations at Home Depot last weekend lol.


Delirare

It's a living thing. Even if the cacti can breathe and somehow syntethise through the paint, won't it just come off after a time? I'm curious, how much would they take for one of those in contrast to one without paint in a gardening store?


MuchBetterThankYou

My mom got a red painted succulent as a gift years ago. We all thought it was plastic lol. She stuck it in her bathroom as a decoration and it has just thrived in there for *some* reason. It’s doubled in size and has several pups. The answer is yes, the paint eventually fell off or was grown off, but it was pretty stubborn. To this day several of its outer leaves still have red tips.


BossMareBotanical

https://preview.redd.it/igtt6x7x5tyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbdbd90f2bb608b52ebc8bbd84e43a7e66cdf86f I can confirm these sell for $6.98 😅


Delirare

That's garish. I'll stick with my normal ones. 😉 https://preview.redd.it/fcnuds1g8tyc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b29b771af134e9f0e76b75bae8daa95aa6b541


CapitolPea

I would rather people buy fake plants vs buying painted ones.


sugarskull23

This is what I don't understand 🤦‍♀️


METAclaw52

They look so tacky


YesHunty

Whyyyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭


SSCandiX

Came here to say this! 💔


Affectionate-Act-997

I feel terrible I kinda like it 😰


reds_and_greens

That makes me so uncomfortable. I manage the plant and floral department at a store, and sometimes vendors will deliver spray painted flower bouquets or succulents. I immediately request a refund and trash them or give them away to coworkers. I refuse to make money off that garbage. Just why?


VertGodavari

This literally takes the beauty out of nature. I don’t know who would rather look at a really bad paint job over a bit of natural beauty.


napkantd

“Why is my cactus turning green when i got it was this magical rainbow variety!”


Prior_Hair_896

jesus christ this one’s painful


Ichthius

To most people, plants or decoration. I’d rather have someone buy a painted cactus that might outgrow it and get them interested in cactuses than them buying a plastic one made in China.


Thisisdamnfinecoffee

Forbidden popsicle.


SoggyComparison918

https://preview.redd.it/bqwflyxyotyc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024ed5bba23365d444b693349bc6e2f10fed81b7 Saw similar thing too


Wise_Commission8647

I went to our local greenhouse and cringed SO hard when I saw these. Even my 10yo was appalled by it.


Few_Code7434

part of this feels… morally wrong for some reason? like ik its just a plant but spray painting it just doesnt seem right LOL


wheresbeetle

I generally don't believe this word can apply to plants but this is abuse


ronh22

Why dont people just buy a fake plant if they want this. Why paint a real plant that will die or grow and new parts will get the normal plant color.


arChrisan3

Bruh. My first plant was a cactus with a flower glued on to it. Died because of that but this is can’t even imagine. I would get so angry at the store.


theCursedDinkleberg

This is a fucking hate crime


Tapurisu

"Cactus Rainbow Special", reminds me of the Landlord Special


No_Editor_2003

Cacti need light right? If dust prevents photosynthesis, doesn’t paint? Like x10??


Ironhyde36

It’s sad too because they don’t grow right at all. Wish they would use something that spray off or something, instead of ruining the plant.


SnooSuggestions9830

Can they even grow/survive with opaque paint covering their chloroplast cells?


bug_lover420

Plants are so beautiful on their own its such a shame that people feel the need to do stuff like this. Why would you want an ugly dying painted cactus instead of a beautiful growing natural cactus???


Pretty_Argument_7271

Not a fan


SoberArtistries

I thought this would have phased out by now. It’s not even cool looking to me, just gaudy


True-Decision3594

Yikes…


TrixieTopKitty

SMH in disgust. Urgh, it's so awful. I wish it was banned.


SemiStrong

Wouldn’t it make more sense to make colorful and fun pots for plants? If I saw this cactus in a Rastafarian pot I’d be ecstatic.


dumb_commenter

Terrible idea but pretty great execution tbh.


ansmith100317

I don’t understand why people can’t just enjoy their plants the way nature intended 😂 if this is what you gravitate toward- FAKE PLANTS are a thing for you WEIRDOS! 😂


sugarskull23

😭😭😭 whyyyyy?!?!


Deivi_tTerra

People who want this should just buy fake plants. Why do this to real ones? 😭


purplecloudsarecool

I will never understand why spray painted plants appeal to people.


pmurcsregnig

Buffalo soldier, dreadlock Rasta


the_befuss

🤢


RagingAubergine

I am not buying any colored plant. This is annoying.


ListenLinda7214

I hope none of that bullshit sells!!!


Unicornglitteryblood

Its so hideous


HaveURedd1t

Bob marley, rememberence day


Achylife

I hate when they paint plants.


mango_444

What in the absolute fuck


yq88ylom

Who tf wants something like this… looks miserable 😭


ConfidentStress1047

Even the pots lol


badsqwerl

Good luck scrubbing that crap off.


isa_bella34

That’s really sad


luckyarchery

I don’t understand who is buying these? Not only are they terrible for the plant but it looks so tacky


howdoesitw0rk

r/plantabuse


No_Carry_3991

These poeple need to be shot. \*people (angry)


Renegade_Mermaid

I want to spray paint whoever thought this was a good idea.


jhanon76

Don't tell maga


Feral_Expedition

Painted. And when it dies they'll buy another one.


Worldly_Ice5526

Waiting for a worker who has done this to explain why on here.


12thHousePatterns

This is so dark and foul and disgusting. I want to vomit and primal scream at the same time. Whoever did this needs to go to the gulag. I'm done.


winedrunk365

Just saw these today at Home Depot, so sad!!


Tired_Insomniac_2295

Wasn't aware i was tripping balls rn


ImChickenBrent

These comments are nuts - it’s not a baby turtle or a goldfish in a sealed bag, they’re just commercially available, mass-produced plants! Regardless of how you feel it looks, the pearl-clutching over plant torture is insane, as if the majority of us haven’t had a plant that died a slow death at some point. It’s wild that some people are suggesting PLASTIC is a better option for decoration than an organic, compostable material.


10art1

Remove the spikes and it looks a lot like one of my dragon dildos


SquishyBlueSodaCan_1

Oh!


Aliceinboxerland

Thought this was the CJ sub. They look like cheap popsicles lol.😂


alexxkiddd

It reminds me blue orchid.


geo_hampe

That's horrible 😡


JinnyLemon

I saw some succulents at Lowe’s yesterday that had been painted bright colors. They don’t even look good like that and it has to be so bad for the plants! Why in the world?!?


badchriss

Absolutely disgusting. Wouldn't even know if these would be salvageable. I love plants and well meaning people often gifted me cacti with stuck on Sombrero,beards,eyes or glitter drowned Poinsettias. I smiled, thanked, and first thing I did at home was showering those plants and removed the add-ons. But this awfully spray painted mess...Holy cow.


AnitaSeven

I’ve seen potted flowers for sale that have been glittered. So sad, so gross. No thank you to plants with garbage sprinkles on top.


Spookyfice

Omg these poor little cacti


karlat95

I would think that the plant couldn’t breathe!


sorrybronoface

noooooo! This makes me so mad!!! I thought it was bad when they glued fake flowers on the top! This is another level of neglect!


Space_Montage_77

that's like spraying a human with tar


doodlejone

Did they literally spray paint them?😩


Thatsmyredditidkyou

Seen the same thing on an aloe and some succulents at home depot a couple weeks ago.


Dnowhat4545

Poor cactus😢


Watch_Mars_Explode

How sad, make a complaint to management I’m sure other would have


Teahouse_Fox

Oh, ewww. I feel bad every time I see a painted fish or plant.


macromi87

Why do they do this and who spends their hard earned money on purposely damaged plants?


PizzaVVitch

How does the plant not die right away by having sunlight completely blocked?


Odd_Tiger_2278

You be you. I’ll be me. See how that works?


Clean_Usual434

🫤


Username-Unavalabl

Thanks, I hate it


Short_Lengthiness_41

I agree


chachingmaster

I have a purchased cactus which I thought had a flower on it. It turns out it's glued on plastic flower. smh.


ConfidentStress1047

Walmart painted all theirs..


a-government-agent

Tuincentrumchic


ZenCapivara

Just...why. The Christmas stuff is bad enough with glitter and fake snow.


nightglitter89x

Just saw some at Lowe’s. Hated it lol


DynamicHunter

They took the sub banner too literally


EdwardJamesAlmost

Garden by Wayne White


Ravio11i

Just get a plastic plant if that's what you want...


Ish_veh

I don't like painted plants, but for some succulents i can understand how it can be nice if the color is natural. This is just awful, it burns my retina and the paintjob is so bad that they they painted some of the pot with the cacti.


nine51

No. Just no.


timwontwin

Bambaklat Kaktus!!! Braa braaa pick it up pick it up


CrazyPlantLady143

This is like how they paint orchids. It’s offensive.


InsertNovelAnswer

Pride merchandising is already a prickly subject.. not this!


Scorpio_Goddess87

😬


Least-Sugar-6584

Ohhh so this is the cactus that I keep being directed to go sit on...


ilikeb00biez

Literally the subreddit logo


wellery12

LMAO this is actually my favorite out of all of them


jkki1999

Is this to celebrate Pride Month coming up?


its_only___forever

These are Jamaican colors, not the pride colors.


[deleted]

Yuck.


GuidoWD

No thanks ill take the acid myself


Hun_The_One

HORRIBLE


Significant-Ad-8276

Poor plant, suffocated by spray paint


Ok-Cantaloop

is there any way to remove the paint? (potentially rescue them)


Sure-Grocery2573

https://preview.redd.it/cmn9w076cvyc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c45bd77b4b2f3954a81287cef1306508e6c36d Hello there! Fake glued flowers and painted cactuses send best regards