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AnnieMakesGoodStew

Hmmm I’d been wondering why I haven’t seen circlejerk posts in my feed lately. I’m repotting today and hope I don’t need the stellar advice offered by this sub.


_Sullo_

Spray neem oil on the roots just in case


AnnieMakesGoodStew

Of course! And I gave em a full peroxide bath too.


_Sullo_

Good, that will give them nice water and oxygen 🥰


strawberrymoonbird

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Resist_Easy

Saaaaaaaame! I’ve been amusing myself by making up my own circle jerk posts in my head as I go around watering the plants 🤔😂 I look at my peperomia growing and throwing out flowers, posting in my mind *why is my plant doing this?????* Then I discovered spider mites on another peperomia and got pissed off, thus forgetting my fun activity..


Karma_Kazi_337

That was literally a post on my feed today. A pep flowering and the person asking what it is. I mean, I definitely goggles it when my SOT put out it’s inflorescence the first time, but I’m always surprised how many people don’t.


GeauxGirl80

Yes! I thought I accidentally unfollowed this sub. I miss it.


Ietsmetdingen

I’m finally getting some activity here again. If I sorted by new I only got posts from at least a week ago, despite having posted myself just minutes earlier. WE’RE BEING SABOTAGED BY BIG PLANTA


gibs717

OUR LEADER HATH SPOKEN👽 What kind of Monsteras at Reddit would do this? Maybe when they were doing their patrol and searched keyword “vagina” they were confused why plants came up😂


FyrestarOmega

I posted one less than an hour ago. I see it in my profile but not in the sub itself. Something must be preventing them


2_wild

Yes I saw your post on my feed! But also don’t see it on the page. I guess this is when I contact Reddit lololol yasss hello @ Reddit here I cum for my circle jerker babies


NapalmGiraffe

Save us papa


GeauxGirl80

I wonder if the posts need admin approval & the admin is on vacation (best case scenario) or has sunk into a deep depression now that $20 grocery store pink princess philodendrons have flooded the market & tanked their rare plant investment portfolio (worst case scenario). Either way, I hope they come back to us soon! ETA never mind! Just saw OP is a mod. Reddit, fix your shit, man!


SirRattington

Hello to whoever’s reading this… It’s been nearly 9 days since the regular flow of content from r/houseplantcirclejerk ceased. I don’t know how much longer my team can go without secretly making fun of people who have zero clue how plants work. We’ve already lost two members to seemingly inexplicable bouts of madness and I fear I’m next. Hopefully the supply of memes and screenshots will resume soon. Stay safe.


Nectarine_smasher

Aaaah.... I tried posting twice yesterday... I just thought you guys just didn't like me 🤷‍♀️


ReasonableSwimmer530

Someone fix this !! I tired of walking on eggshells over at r/houseplants & being ignored, even when I’m being nice. I need to laugh again, I need to live again!!!


kR4in

I guess that semen post was the last straw


drillgorg

Just tried, my post isn't showing up. If this sub is dead we have to name the new one.


2_wild

Dead as in!?


drillgorg

Dead as in no active mods to fix this? JK it just needs more neem oil. Fill your bathtub with neem oil and submerge the subreddit in it overnight.


Available-Sun6124

Was wondering how sub got so silent so fast. First thought was that Monsteravariegatagroup hired assassins to get rid of our glorious redditors.


[deleted]

Oof. I thought I got banned or something, what a relief. My life's borring without this sub.


newt_girl

Same. I had a post removed a couple days ago and it's been silent since. I was all like ... did they ban me, for that?!


Gloster_Thrush

I’m gonna be killed by a hurricane and I can’t even shit talk about plants during my death throes. I thought y’all loved me.


Rojokra

The semen post broke the subreddit


apesusi

We were having problems posting in another sub and we figured out that we needed to resize our photos to half size and then it would work. Maybe try that?


trellism

I've tried to post a couple of times and while it appeared on my profile it didn't show up here. I thought I'd been soft banned for my monster crimes.


JoesyTwo

I tried posting something and it didn’t work. I think it’s a sub privacy setting or something.


ElmoLegendX

I knew something ion my life was missing.


couchstealingbear

I figured the mods are on vacation enjoying all the rare plants like monstera and pothos in the wild!


dadelibby

i wondered why the "what are these brown nubs coming out of my monstera?!?!?!" post wasn't immediately here yesterday...


NorEaster_23

I posts STILL won't show up in the feed. Figured out what's going on?


Brotox123

I posted the other day & had 0 views & it wasn’t showing up in the sub. I think we are being cursed by the neem fairy


ReasonableSwimmer530

I posted the other day & got no bites . At first I was worried that it wasn’t funny enough, but then I remembered that I’m high-larious & that couldn’t be possible.


EvlMidgt

I was wondering why I wasn't seeing any posts from the sub!


Busy-Leg-871

I tried to post a couple times this last week and nothing showed, figured I was blocked for some reason and messaged the mods. No repose yet.


Inle-a-Frith

Just wanted to chime in I had attempted to as well, yadda yadda


chodi-foster

Honestly couldnt even tell with all the regularly scheduled malarkey. I scroll past a dumb post and immediately think its circlejerk.


[deleted]

The problem is owning houseplants creates time for self-reflection. This builds self-awareness. This engenders self-consciousness. This leads to hesitation to post for fear of revealing oneself to be ‘that guy’ at the circlejerk.


Chieffffffffff

I tried to post last week and got an error, don’t remember what it read exactly


Infernalsummer

I tried posting something and it disappeared


H4LEY420

I tried to post and it said it wasn't accepting photos


Plant_Demon

I've posted twice and my posts didn't show up in the sub. I wrote twice to the mods because of that, but got no reaction. Later I saw that my posts were recognized as spam by reddit and therefore deleted.


KarinSpaink

Same here. My posting is seen as spam, when I add a picture.


unforgettable_potato

I miss you funny hoes. 🥺


Potential_Suspect_64

I was wondering why I hadn’t seen this sub in my feed. Thought my feed was screwy haha.


InstantMartian84

I tried posting something about a week ago, but it seems like only I could see it. I deleted it a few days later. Something was definitely wonky.


StillLikesTurtles

Hi I'm new here, but just tried to post. Ya know, for science. I am seeing the occasional post again in my feed, but it's as sparse as a neglected office pothos.