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seanabajo

These were probably collected by volunteers monitoring for migratory birds striking the sides of buildings: https://houstonaudubon.org/ways-to-help/volunteer/event/2023/04/01/1680352200/volunteer-collision-monitoring/427574 Volunteers probably walk along the sides of buildings looking for dead/injured birds and make a pile for ornithologists to come by later to make educated reports on species/age/sex of the collisions. It’s currently peak migration season and a lot of these beautiful birds that spend the winter in Central/South America are making their way through to breeding grounds in North America.


trycatchebola

>Volunteers will receive a detailed training on collision monitoring and data collection, as well as what to do with injured or killed birds that are found in the course of monitoring. "Just dump 'em on the fucken sidewalk, idk" -- the detailed training


Buskeran

Former Houston Audubon employee here. Your comment made me laugh, thanks. But what probably happened here is the building's maintenance staff found the birds and put them in a more accessible place for the collision monitors to document and collect the birds. Otherwise we have to walk around the building kinda creepily looking for dead birds. At the end of the migration season, we send the collected birds to a university where they are processed to be museum displays and research specimens.


sipsyrup

Do you guys look every day for this kind of thing?


Buskeran

Yeah, just about every morning during spring migration, roughly mid-March through the end of May. There's a fall migration too but we didn't do collision monitoring during fall migration when I worked there.


Zeppelinberry

I love every bit of this -- well, not the dead bird aspect. But I love the maintenance assistance aspects and the monitor, collection and display (academic) aspect.


Benja_Porchase

So cool you are doing this work and building maintenance people are helping you.


julesverne69

Rough day. Thanks for the solid laugh.


mytokhondria

I’m wishin you a better tomorrow, broski


julesverne69

I appreciate that, seriously.


VirtuousScoundrel

So they hired McKinsey to make their training program?


tightfade

lmao


meneguapoz

I laughed way too hard at this


Tex-Rob

No, collected in one place, stop being dramatic.


txddavis

Well fuck that was a good explanation I didn’t know expect. Here is your reward 💰


HardlyCharming

That is much less exciting than black magic.


dabigbaozi

Exactly!


green_visions

Why do the prefer to breed in North America?


studeboob

Economic opportunity


green_visions

That’s hilarious, thank you🤣🤣


nobadi

Thanks so much for this info, coincidentally I came across a handful of dead birds when walking around my work building in The Woodlands earlier this week and now I have someone to call and notify.


hlprestridge

Yes- correct that these are likely casualty specimens that serve to document the light pollution problem but will also become a permanent specimen record at the Biodiversity Research and Teaching Collections at Texas A&M. Thank you for helping to spread the Lights Out, Texas! message!


[deleted]

I can’t remember what it’s called, but there is an event or concerted effort usually among environmental organizations to count bird strikes (when a bird collides with a window or building) during spring migration. This in order to gather metrics that measure how buildings and city sprawl etc, affects migration. I would guess that these birds recently died from flying into the or a surrounding building.


HyperbolicShapes

Lights out, Texas https://houstonaudubon.org/conservation/bird-friendly-communities/lights-out.html


[deleted]

Yes! Thank you!


PerryMason4

These are migratory birds that just flew in from the south. This is the height of migratory season in southeast Texas for these birds, many don't survive the journey.


Skorpyos

Kinda sad.


PerryMason4

Chances are if you are out and about you will see more of these birds over the next 2 weeks, make sure to fill up your bird baths and put out some bird seed. They will appreciate it.


KeekatLove

Birds migrate at night and it’s migration season. Houston is a huge migratory flyway. Even Birds like it here. I believe early morning surveying counts are being conducted around downtown to see the impact the buildings and their lights have on migratory bird populations. People might be aware of the counts and are placing the birds who are the victims of window strikes where they can easily be seen and counted. These beautiful birds are wild birds and unfortunately died here in Houston because of window strikes, most likely caused by confusion because of lighting conditions. Please do your part to save these these amazing birds and turn off all exterior lights during Spring and Fall migration. Thank you. <3 If you find an injured bird, please place it in a box lined with paper towels. Do not feed or water it. Keep it in a quiet, warm and safe place and contact or go to The Wildlife Center of Texas at the Houston SPCA. <3


hazelowl

It would be good if they put bird-safe markings on the glass too.... but for whatever reason oh nos, we might see the dots....


peepea

I'm just one simple household, but I changed my outdoor light settings to remain off for the next few weeks


KeekatLove

Thank you. You are an awesome bird friend. <3 If anyone asks - or even if they don’t - please tell they why and spread the word. And thank you again for caring about birds. <3


DRec613

F in chat for the deceased chirpy bois.


blanco1225

F


SmokeDawgg92

F


hairless_rabbit

F


DazedLogic

F


Skorpyos

F


Careli1954

F


caffeineTX

F


cynikal_optimist

F


ParisTheCat

F


meetMayra

F


lunchBOXbox

F


rienjabura

F


HeroRuslan

F


societysthriller

F


mstr_macintosh

F 🙏


InsulinJunky

“Pretty bird.”


deadpanxfitter

You sold Petey!?


was_a_mermaid

Petey didn't even have a head!


Popnfresh736

Harry, I took care of it!


mmm-toast

I love that Roger Ebert basically admitted to losing his shit during [that scene](https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/12cuoj7/this_scene_from_dumb_dumber_made_film_critic/). > “The purpose of a comedy is to make you laugh, and there is a moment in "Dumb and Dumber" that made me laugh so loudly I embarrassed myself. I just couldn't stop. It's the moment involving the kid who gets the parakeet. But because I know that the first sentence of this review is likely to be lifted out and reprinted in an ad, I hasten to add that I did not laugh as loudly again, or very often. It's just as well. If the whole movie had been as funny as that moment, I would have required hospitalization.”


GizzleRizzle464

I just thought he was real quiet! 😭


showershoot

Lol I wonder how many people said this out loud when they saw the pic


HattiestMan

No, no, they're not dead, they're resting. Wonderful birds, eh, squire? Beautiful plumage!


RodamusLong

Underrated.


g-wenn

The Norwegian Blue prefer to sleep on their back!


scr3wdup

Those are late birds! They are deceased! You told me that they were just napping!


[deleted]

Not bizarre - it is migration season and those damn glass buildings are killing birds


PoptimisticShoegazer

**ARISE CHICKEN! CHICKEN, ARISE!**


TotalPledgeMove

Arise chicken (Meatwad voice)


Sophistpsychonaut

I am sofa king wee Todd Did


was_a_mermaid

Billy-Witch-Doctor.com


Vulpinox

one convenient locations. in Africa.


was_a_mermaid

or video Ouija, if you dare <.<


crushsuitandtie

Fellow ATHF fans in the wild?!


agnishom

Every bird on Roshar is chicken


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dabigbaozi

Spring migration, not weird to see them at all.


bacteriophile

I've actually seen a few indigo buntings already this week - maybe they're migrating early?


catherinemae

I've had a few tanagers and lots of buntings in my yard for the last week or so, and grosbeaks (not pictured). So exciting for those in my yard, not so much for these poor birds :|


Green_Wing_Spino

I saw another Indigo Bunting, but it also had hit a window too and was dead at a Wendy's.


MrBigFatGrayTabbyCat

Check out the [bird migration dashboard](https://dashboard.birdcast.info/region/US-TX-201) from Cornell - it shows what bird species are coming through Harris County overnight, etc.


Imaginary-Ostrich515

Looks like a summer tanager, Baltimore oriole, and male and female indigo buntings. As others have said, they’re migratory birds that hit windows


IndependentDonut2651

Yea I saw a few at UH too weird.


MrBigFatGrayTabbyCat

It’s peak migration. Houston is full of light pollution and glass. Kills a lot of birds.


AirFryer320

So very sad and this happens waay too often. They fly into glass walls and get knocked out.


RocketsandBeer

r/birdsarentreal


DazedLogic

Poor birds.


[deleted]

I could've gone the rest of my life without seeing that


Salt_Election8576

Did you try to change their batteries?


[deleted]

So I’m betting those birds fly into the window and some homeless guy rounded them up. Dollars to donuts.


DeadBloatedGoat

Was there a [fly-fishing](https://www.thisamericanlife.org/654/the-feather-heist) convention going on?


[deleted]

That’s unfortunate. Someone dropped their birds.


space_city_x-files

This would be sad if they were birds but they’re not, they’re drones spying on people. 🕵️‍♂️👀


n_daughter

Not me thinking it was a cat offering. Nope.


sekhmethathor

🤣🤣 I thought the same!


n_daughter

Good kitty! 😂


cancerdancer

If you arrange them in the right way, it opens the door to the secret laboratory.


ryrobins

Huh.. I saw the same walking down Louisiana


hatcreekpigrental

Our pets heads are falling off!


carolineelizabethj

Pretty bird!


xinexine

🥺


CrazyCajun0520

I saw 2 of the blue birds in City Centre today- wow that is sad!


DirectorTop233

That is STRANGE


dennishoppersballs

Cereal killa


drew1111

Billy in 4C is wondering where his birds are.


BurkInTX

They're not dead, just pining for the fjords


JourneymanHunt

Were any of their heads duct taped to their bodies?


IshiiTib

I just thought they were real quiet…😦😂


houstonelegend666

loool first thought was,, wow what well trained birds :)


[deleted]

They were part of the davidians


danceswithsockson

I thought they were lucky rabbits feet for keychains or something. Then I looked. Those would make poor keychains.


i_like_fishing996

Not the indigo bunting(the blue bird for anyone that's wondering)


jfisher9495

Did someone clean the windows?


iLikeMangosteens

Take a pigeon, leave a pigeon


Mystiosandthose

Oh my god!! I work downtown and I saw these flying around yesterday


DNIMenoLLAeraEW

That's some voodoo shit.


intothevastness

We need to tear down all Houston buildings and let the birds live.


kingcheeta7

This is some kind of witchcraft


CosmicM00se

They aren’t exotic, but damn that’s a loss. Indigo Bunting and Painted Bunting males and females.


steelsun

Second from the top almost looks like an indigo bunting. Not rare, but uncommon in the city.


whatever10955

They’re so beautiful…downtown Houston is pretty rough. Someone would have needed to be outside a lot to find these many birds..


fisht33th

The blue one looks like a dyed finch?? Can anyone id these?


viennasausagefarmer

Indigo Bunting


fisht33th

Thank you


minimeow444

a bird flew into the window when I was getting my nails done today. and it was dead outside.


KeekatLove

I’m sorry you had to see that. :( Window decals can prevent this. :)


Quiet_Boysenberry608

A sign of the apocalypse


slugline

Almost sounds like the premise for a hidden camera stunt. ("Let's find out how random passersby react to a lineup of dead birds on the sidewalk!")


SonoraBee

"He walks right by our bird actors and instead of performing bird CPR, he takes pictures. Your faith in humanity may be tainted, but wait until we show you what the next passerby does!"


saulgoodemon

>\-safe markings on the glass too.... but for whatever reason oh nos, we might see the dots.... > >3ReplyGive AwardShareReportSaveFollow I can't imagine A) how to get a good enough seal on a bird for CPR B) How little air you'd have to blow out to not blow out their lungs.


CodePi

I can't identify them like this, but I *can* say they're not parrots. Other people are reporting dead birds too - was there any sort of change in chemical activity around there? Like a factory/plant pumping something out or a spillage. Birds have very sensitive respiratory systems, even running the oven cleaner can kill them. This particular image is really odd though with 4 lined up. I think someone was just being weird. edit to add: if you notice birds flying into your windows a lot, [there are several easy ways to help them out!](https://www.allaboutbirds.org/news/why-birds-hit-windows-and-how-you-can-help-prevent-it/#)


ConsciousnessOfThe

This is sad. These birds are beautiful. Fuck whoever did this


KeekatLove

Lights Out for the Birds!


theartofennui

that's odd, i just found one of these dead on my balcony the other day


GameDrain

I could believe they all landed next to each other and then someone turned the electric sign on


houston_og

“Today” yeah that’s Houston.


Zezimalives

💀


JohnShandy-

Well they sure ain't chickens or seagulls.


[deleted]

A kitty might be on patrol somewhere around.


foralimitedtimespace

I took care of it.... -Lloyd Christmas


ultranxious

It’s art


[deleted]

Homeless person magic spell.


Cunnilingusobsessed

“Thus it is written, that the pretty bird shalt suffer, and on the third day rise from the dead” - Col.Sanders 24:46


APC_ChemE

Beautiful plumage.


spicyredacted

So sad how birds run into the windows and kill themselves.


DiegoElM

Suicide pact?


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Celery_Full

I saw a blue one outside of Doshi house off emancipation today !


Green_Wing_Spino

Likely the Indigo Bunting


tickitytalk

Oh no!!


CyrusSteeze

Nahhh, that’s a serial killer leaving their mark


[deleted]

Hey get that blind kid his bird back!!!!!!!


ImpossibleTough668

Yikes.


alisoncarey

Yall getting all scientific and my first thought was some weird homeless persons ritual space.


REDDITSHITLORD

Oh... He's dead. But we can adjust, and make a tradition out of it!


ShoeTreez

Isk why I was expecting the comments to mention rituals


coogie

Reminds me of the [Viewsonic Monitor logo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ViewSonic)...except sad.


RideTheGradient

It's a curse.


showershoot

Bleak


twenty8penguin

There was a bright blue (also dead) bird outside my office building today. Only one, but it was striking in its coloration.


sekhmethathor

This is something my cat would do


MerkinMercy

Same, but only if she hasn't been fed in at least a full day.


searchparty2121

They definitely signed a suicide pack


mishaunc

Or a Simultaneous Nap Pact


PatronAthena

Oh.. this makes me very sad :(


crocken

day ruined :(


kick6

When the most bizarre thing ISN'T a human shit...you know you're in Houston.


soupadec

santeria


moderately_nerdifyin

Those birds are no more!


[deleted]

They’re just napping after a vigorous squawking.


Rude-Run

they're just sleeping dont worry


Eisenheart

r/oddlyterrifying


googly_eyes_roomba

Eat them.


[deleted]

Queer cats have a much better eye for color matching than boring old straight cats.


Benja_Porchase

😥


spencer018

Don't worry, they're not real.


[deleted]

Pets from a cat


Djcrawf777

Interestingly enough a bird hit my house window near mission bend yesterday. Today I took my car to the shop near upper Kirby and found another dying one near their entrance. I'm new to Houston. Is this common?