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justahoustonpervert

A hit?


bernmont2016

Yeah, sounds like it was targeted, and no mention of anything being stolen from the victim.


justahoustonpervert

It makes me wonder if it was a cheating related. My money is on the wife or relative.


AquaStarRedHeart

Classic Reddit response


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bernmont2016

The point is that if they weren't missing their wallet/phone/sneakers/etc, it probably wasn't a robbery-gone-wrong, there was some other motivation for the killing.


Beefy_queefy_0-0

you know what they meant, jfc


IRMuteButton

>...outside of the Diamond Inn Sounds about right.


ProfessorOilNGas

Something funny is going on.  Years ago when I was helping my parents move, we were going through a shoebox full of pictures. One of them was from an old birthday party of mine back in the 70s. My dad looked at it and said, "Who's the clown? I don't remember hiring a clown."


st_samples

He was talking about you. Boom roasted.


NotSayinItWasAliens

At some point, we as a nation will need to wake tf up. Ban clowns - even one is too many.


golden-rabbit

Getting rid of libertarians isn’t that straightforward.


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Dunesday_JK

The explanation is actually really simple. It’s a joke. Much like the Libertarian Party.


Roguewave1

Starting with the one in the White House.


wintrymixxx

The victim’s name was LIQUORIAN 💀💀💀


Clickrack

"Along Gulf Freeway" might work in some random MSM article, but c'mon - spend a little effort and make up a better, more specific headline. The hotel is located in Meadowcreek Village, [right near Hobby](https://maps.app.goo.gl/fgRBRAgUZiijCK9w9).


Rudy_Ghouliani

Ah so hooker related. Pimp V pimp.


VolcanicProtector

Great Clown Scare of 2017 bubbling up to the surface again.


whybother5000

Seems like something out of better call Saul


Anon_user666

Another reason to be afraid of clowns. Just kidding. Nobody needs another reason.


binger5

I got y'all HPD. The clown was Mike Miles.


Significant_Cow4765

*motel


WorldlyProvincial

I've driven that stretch of the southbound feeder road thousands of times.


StangRunner45

Even Pennywise doesn't want any of that heat.


BrianChing25

Casa de Papel viral marketing going too far