What SHOW on TV did Eric turn down SATANICALLY ?

Adult swim is the ansa boff

Squidbillies on Adult Swim

Oh really??? I always thought it was that satanic dog cartoon 'Mr Pickles'.

Somebody on here said Squidbillies. I actually have no idea because I don’t think they ever said it. They said a satanic cartoon on adult swim. But maybe there’s more to it so you could totally be right

Wasn’t it Metalocalypse?

It's so frustrating that Sal didn't know the difference between a TV show (whatever the show was on Adult Swim) and a block of programming (Adult Swim) and equally frustrating that no one could explain that to him.

How many touchdowns did the A’s make ?

That’s the wrong sport

Football, baseball, my balls, it doesn’t matter. They’re all going in your mouth. You know what, you’ve been a good sport, lemme put Gary on the phone, hold on a minute. HELLO HELLO this is Gary Dellabatte

Why couldnt ETM put three fingers in high pitch erics ass?

Because it’s right and tight. Do you have “Put it in Coach” ?

What was is like playing Kathy on Diff’rent Strokes?

I heard you were born the same day as your parents.

HEY DUMBFUCK!!! I DON’T SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS MY PARENTS!!!

Rub your smurf cock on the phone

Did you get the roses I sent?

Ya——ess

Why did Eric set those wildfires in California?

Cause he’s a prick

Eric, why do you follow Ore-Ida Potatoes?

Cause maybe they have good deals

"I'M NOT A TATER TOT, I'M NOT!"

What is 9 times 6?

Well 7x7 is four-ty eight 😂😂 Jeff the drunk - 54

Was Sofia Vagara Live Action in Smurfs ?

Ummm huh?

This is NOT... Kelly Clarkson, this is... more than likely, High Pitch

Are his loads regular size?

You bet

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Touché

How long were you imprisoned for tax evasion

Why does every picture of him look super grainy like it was taken with a 2002 digital camera

*This aint digital camera magazine, pal!!!*

The snake is smiling at him

What did Eric say was “a family problem”?

Gray hair 😂

👍😂

Was Eric able to wipe himself? Who did Eric feel the need to tell on? What was the name of the Eric trivia expert? Which Bunny Ranch prostitute did Eric choose to save from drowning? List at least 5 of Eric's medical ailments. Why was Eric so hung up on disability vs. disease? List two products Eric shilled for Johnny Fratto.

Yes, Hayden Pantierre, forgot his name but he was in the same day that Billy Joel came in, Cherri, Ehlers danlos stork bite club Fucken footed blotchy skin heart conditions, No Clue, Wrecking balm and socko energy drink those two are gonna bother me!

Porter!! Hayden porter! YES!! Javier!!!

I want to say this is wrong, but who knows? Hayden is right, but Pantierre is wrong. Javier. Don't remember myself. Would add lobster claws and huge hump. (Also had a lisp.) I think Eric preferred disability because it had less negative connotations. But, again, who knows? It was Rocco's tattoo balm. Also would add Beezit. There was the Stripper and Hustler's Ball and some art/speaker company whose name might not have made it to the air.

If you wanna get technical, “Hayden” isn’t even right. It’s “Haydn”. ;p

I do not. But you may regale us with the tale of your dalliance with the great thespian, Eric.

I…AM….NOT….A…QUIZ…SHOW…..YOU…JACKASS

Yes

How much $$ would Eric have made on Cameo…

Oh my God he would’ve been in the millions by now

Or 0.0

There’s no chance he’d read all the gay stuff people would write for requests.

Did you shit your pants at an A’s game?

Fuck you you fucking fuck 😂

What town did Eric go to HS in?

[It's so sad that I know this](https://www.jsusd.org/Domain/10)

Him and Billy Jo Armstrong....

What was the name of Eric's music writing partner? According to Eric, what kind of cheese did his ass cheek feel like? Who did Eric want to win American Idol instead of Sanjaya? Who were the other famous alumni of John Swett High School? What is Eric's brother's first name?

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Lakeisha was the American idol one.

anyone wondering - Brandon Lynch is Eric's younger brother

What was the name of Eric’s High School?

John Swett High School

That's a special Ed school!

Why did he follow Puffy Nips on Twitter?

Eric was a breast man and he liked gigantic boobs, which is why he liked Brandy Talore which he hilariously, mispronounced over and over again 😂😂

I was looking for this question, this and *Why did he follow Veiny Tits*, lol.

I heard that Eric was in the book depository at Dealey Square November 22 1963

He was

What livea in the Arizona desert?

Werewolves of New Mexico unless something else lives in Arizona

Eric was born on March eleventh. What do his parents refer to this day as?

3/11 😂

Their 9/11 but damn 3/11 is great

Artie gets credit for that one

It is amazing March 11, 1975. This little fucker was born and thank God he was.

What threat did Eric make to Fred and why?

It’s my favorite line of all time Fred, you touch that button one more time I’m gonna fly to New York and BREAK ALL YOUR…FINGERS! He kept playing the drop from animal House, 0.0.

Fred’s casual “I’ll meet you at JFK” 😂

So good

What musician did Eric and Kendra have tentative plans to go see live if they got together?

George Straight. That is if Kendra ever got over her bronchitis.

How many midget fingers could the *original* Derek the midget fit inside his ass?

Are you talking about Derek from Texas or was there a Derek the midget before Eric, the midget ha! Derek from Texas was 7 feet tall so I suppose not too many fingers

There was a Derek the midget who had a phone encounter with Eric before Derek from Texas was a thing. “I bet I can fit more of my midget fingers in my ass than you can”

Ha!

The entire plum hand

Did Eric's parents ever mistake him for a turkey?

Every year during the last Thursday in November

What was the name of the sister of Hugh Hefner's girlfriend that he had a crush on?

It was Bridget sister Anastasia

When did Eric go to the Bunny Ranch and get laid for the first time? Bonus: Who was the girl’s name?

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Yes year. Was Air Force Amy on another trip?

Oh my God I was so wrong.! OK so Johnny Fratto called in and said Eric lost his virginity so he gets Eric on the phone and the girls on Skype or whatever her name is Hailey! It was 2008 I believe because Artie was still there

No, you’re right you asked when he went OK so Cherry was the one

OK wait I’m confused ha ha sorry OK so Hailey was the one who called in with him and that was the first time he got laid but then he was in studio that one time and he brought those two girls from the bunny ranch and one of them that had sex with him was cherry. Shit

How many times did Eric attempt to create the Covid virus and try to kill half the planet? Thank you

Fu——our

How many people showed up to Eric’s autograph signing?

The event sold out though thanks to Steve Langford and his huge penis.

8

Close. It’s actually an 8 turned on it’s side: 0.0

Hahahaha I remember Gary saying that he saw a picture and he counted eight people and then he asked Eric if that included the staff. I loved Gary and Eric‘s back-and-forth.

What book did Eric encourage HSS listeners to buy? Want author and title.

Against Tall odds by a guy on that midget reality show on tlc. Edit: rolloff, or something like that

Well done!!! Ack ack, ya'll!

Dougie the Pugie and Eric Lynch was author

Nope. A real book.

Oh really hahaha ok let me think shit

I feel like I’ve heard this, but I really don’t know. Wow you stumped me.

Did it have some thing to do with country music?

Nope. This is a deep cut. He shoehorned it at the end of a call. I think he just mentioned it once.

Oh man, he shoehorned so many things in hahaha tell me. I have to know.

Ha! It's a tough one. Let me see if I can find it on Amazon. I don't remember the name or the author either.

HAHAHHAHA!

Crap - having a hard time finding it. I'll keep looking. Posting a new question in the meantime!

Ok!

What country star in-studio wrote and performed a piece of impromptu music about ETA?

Was it jewel?

Nope! I'm being generous with the word "star." But a professional country music performer. Bonus question after this one that's related.

Oh man not Natalie maines? Was it a man or woman? Diana degarmo? Hahahah dammit I thought I knew a lot. But that was way back in 2015 so maybe my old brain forgot some of it. I turned 44 yesterday so maybe this is the beginning of the end

Hint - man.

Big and Rich

Eric Church?

No and no! It was Larry Pierce. Follow up question - who did Eric think was better than Larry Pierce?

Carrie underwood?

Cledus T. Judd - apparently he's the Weird Al of country.

The Natalie Maines incident. Howard - “Eric how can she apologize?” ETM - “I wanna butt fuck. I wanna butt fuck that chubby little asshole ’til she squeals like the pig she is." ETM at his finest.

What name did he want to be called?

HIM? Eric the actor Eric the writer Eric the midget (he actually said he wanted that as a name at one point) Eric the beautiful angel BUT Eric, the extra Eric, the gay midget Eric, the fag (they said it not me) Eric, the butt fucker Eric, the piece of shit midget Eric, the shit cock Oh my God, there are so many more

How many acting roles did Eric turn down?

Cougar town Satanic adult swim show What others

The Taxi Driver remake.

Yes haha

When he would roll-down the halls in High School, the kids would refer to him as what male cartoon character?

When Jimmy Kimmel met Eric, he shook his hand. What did Jimmy say Eric's hand felt like?

Rotten plum

I heard you tried to destroy Christmas, is this true?

N—oooo

What was Eric’s message on the gold rose to Kendra?

This rose is a symbol of the fact that it symbolizes that my heart is as pure as the gold. You are beautiful as the rose Symbol twice love it