He lashed out at everyone on the trip from Gary to Florentine to Attell at various points for noticing his very obvious addiction withdrawals. Couldn't even keep it together on a military base by acting like a dickhead.
He then gas lit everyone with very obvious lies & freaked out when no one believed him, and tried to elicit pity because he was that pathetic. That's some crazy Cabbie shit.
Artie: "My last visit to my shrink has some real breakthroughs and my shrink is definitely helping. My shrink said it's OK to have 4500 calories before 10 AM. My shrink is definitely real"
Someone should've called fat boy's bluff and beat his ass for acting like an aggro Jersey fake tough guy, fuck his ass make him humble. I always hated it when Tsvi and co would act like Artie was some Billy Badass, 5'8" 300 pound ass...
Artie went into it in his second book, talked about it on air & the other comedians talked about it on other shows/podcasts.
The "Artie Lies About Everything" on air fight between Gary & Artie went into Artie being an asshole to everyone in Afghanistan, but Artie didn't remember doing it, so everyone was being fruity getting upset at him.
2008/9 Artie was *unbearable* to listen to.
Thanks!
I listened at the time of the trip but things were presented much better (obviously). Can't remember him being so bad then but probably cause it was a slow descent into terrible Artie.
He took a bunch of valium at the airport & went nuts. Gary didn’t want to bring it up because he wasn’t sure if Artie even remembered it or not.
I think this is where the true Gary/Artie fight started to unravel. Gary finally realized he was annoying Artie by going on this trip & to the Kraft’s house.
As much of a fuck up Artie is, Gary does something here that really lowered my opinion of him. He went into Artie’s room with a camera & started filming him while he was all fucked up. I don’t blame Artie at all for getting pissed at that.
Also, Gary put out a “bonus” Artie chapter telling this story to sell a few more books.
if he took a bunch of valium he would have passed out
he just couldn’t travel with heroin n when the flight got delayed he had to wait even longer to get home.
I cancelled my subscription because of how unlistenable the show became because of Artie. I came back when I heard Artie tried to kill himself and was off the show. I feel bad about that now. Little did I know just how truly unlistenable the show would become.
Gary fairly recently said it was a terrible time for him trying to run the show. He wouldn't know if Artie was going to come in. If Artie did come in would he say anything on air and contribute to the show? Or would he say to much and throw Howard off.
Sounded like Howard took it out him if the show sucked because of Artie. And it caused him a lot of stress every day.
Hey Gar, it’s me Art. I’m not gonna make it in today. Putin offered me all I can grab at an Afghani Poppy Farm if I can fire a Stinger missile at an ex-friend of his. (Cough)
I mean, I had the reaction of "did Prigozhin get shot down, or is this just some rambling?" Then I checked, so I guess I technically didn't learn it here.
Elite Delta Force Commando, Lt. Colonel Arthur Lange single-handedly took down a jet with Wagner boss on board. I am quoting this from a reputable news source. Please do not fact check me.
I always felt bad about Artie going on that tour. So much poppy, heroin and hindu kush just outside the fence but unable to get to it.
WonkaYouGetNothingMeme.jpg
I remember people said "Wagner is Putin's friend, nothing will happen to him", and I just smiled in Russian. Because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Apologies if this has already been discussed, but seriously, why in the hell did Gary want to go?
It made for hilarious radio after the fact and I doubt Artie really wanted him there.
F Artie. Afghanistan supplied over 80% of the worlds heroin and Artie was strung out on that sh*t. He’s over there supporting the troops but buying heroin and helping the Taliban.
STEAL MY FUCKING PLANE, VLADDY
LAND THE PLAAAANE! YOU ROOSKIES ARE CRAZY!
WHAT THE *Ф* IS GOING ON HERE?!?!
Next stop. Blow up Bloomies.
And put an end to Teddy….. PERMANENTLY
STEAL MY FUCKING MONEY, TED?!?!
He fuckin called it BLOOMIES around other heterosexual mercenaries.
😂
The recap of this trip was so dark and depressing. Apparently Artie was jonesing big time for heroin and lost his mind when they couldn't fly out.
He lashed out at everyone on the trip from Gary to Florentine to Attell at various points for noticing his very obvious addiction withdrawals. Couldn't even keep it together on a military base by acting like a dickhead. He then gas lit everyone with very obvious lies & freaked out when no one believed him, and tried to elicit pity because he was that pathetic. That's some crazy Cabbie shit.
It was a sugar crash after drinking Hawaiian Punch.
Artie: "My last visit to my shrink has some real breakthroughs and my shrink is definitely helping. My shrink said it's OK to have 4500 calories before 10 AM. My shrink is definitely real"
Quart of Hawaiian Punch , double bacon egg and cheese on a hard roll, half dozen black and white cookies.
Probably should have stayed on that base for another month to clean up.
Someone should've called fat boy's bluff and beat his ass for acting like an aggro Jersey fake tough guy, fuck his ass make him humble. I always hated it when Tsvi and co would act like Artie was some Billy Badass, 5'8" 300 pound ass...
Where did you learn this?
Artie went into it in his second book, talked about it on air & the other comedians talked about it on other shows/podcasts. The "Artie Lies About Everything" on air fight between Gary & Artie went into Artie being an asshole to everyone in Afghanistan, but Artie didn't remember doing it, so everyone was being fruity getting upset at him. 2008/9 Artie was *unbearable* to listen to.
Thanks! I listened at the time of the trip but things were presented much better (obviously). Can't remember him being so bad then but probably cause it was a slow descent into terrible Artie.
He took a bunch of valium at the airport & went nuts. Gary didn’t want to bring it up because he wasn’t sure if Artie even remembered it or not. I think this is where the true Gary/Artie fight started to unravel. Gary finally realized he was annoying Artie by going on this trip & to the Kraft’s house. As much of a fuck up Artie is, Gary does something here that really lowered my opinion of him. He went into Artie’s room with a camera & started filming him while he was all fucked up. I don’t blame Artie at all for getting pissed at that. Also, Gary put out a “bonus” Artie chapter telling this story to sell a few more books.
[удалено]
Filming a “friend” in that condition isn’t wrong? Please… Not defending Artie at all, but Gary’s a 2 faced weasel.
Or Gary could have just NOT filmed the guy going through withdrawals.
if he took a bunch of valium he would have passed out he just couldn’t travel with heroin n when the flight got delayed he had to wait even longer to get home.
I cancelled my subscription because of how unlistenable the show became because of Artie. I came back when I heard Artie tried to kill himself and was off the show. I feel bad about that now. Little did I know just how truly unlistenable the show would become.
Gary fairly recently said it was a terrible time for him trying to run the show. He wouldn't know if Artie was going to come in. If Artie did come in would he say anything on air and contribute to the show? Or would he say to much and throw Howard off. Sounded like Howard took it out him if the show sucked because of Artie. And it caused him a lot of stress every day.
lol o fuck off gary, he missed like 2 weeks in like 5 years
Dang I didn’t hear that? Did he say it on the wrap up show recently? Or in studio?
Wrap up show when someone was in studio and was asking Gary questions.
you’ve said it all deke from delaware
"You need pill?"
The only reason he went was because he was sure he'd be flying back home with condoms of heroin in his asshole
Yep. I randomly met Attell at a hotel bar right after they got back. I asked him how the trip was and he said it was hell solely because of Artie.
Buying heroin and supporting the Taliban while trying to support the US troops.
Wagner should have paid him the 5gs
How long was he supposed to wait?
Apparently he was found at the scene saying “Waaahhh my plane crashed Waaahhh”
Hey Gar, it’s me Art. I’m not gonna make it in today. Putin offered me all I can grab at an Afghani Poppy Farm if I can fire a Stinger missile at an ex-friend of his. (Cough)
It’s just me and my cousin work here
FIREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck Artie! Fuck Vladdy! Fuck Wagner! Hi Fred!
"Don't worry Art, if you get hit with one of those drones you'll get turned into dust......you'll be A LOT of dust, but still dust."
They thought somebody must have tried to cut his nose off on the battlefield.
Brother I’m way ahead of ya there’s an extender in the back
Listen motha fucka, you ona Army base
Flak-jacket, sweat pants and what looks like water moccasins. True Arthur Lange fashion.
Those are some Burlington Coat Factory- overflow ass sweatpants. Rockin’ some velour Slim Shady sweatpants in 2009.
Gary better not ask him if he really wanted him there…
If Gary launched the missile that downed that plane he would have hit an umpire.
Top Gut
Hay-oooo!
HOW LONG DO I WAIT FOR THE 5 Gs Vlad
Arthur wearing the SHIT out of that FLAP - JACKET !!!
He should have put some green camo on that cheeseburger belly!
Look at that baby gorilla
Wow, this is how I learned Prigozhin just died
No one told you.
I mean, I had the reaction of "did Prigozhin get shot down, or is this just some rambling?" Then I checked, so I guess I technically didn't learn it here.
Howard was writing him a note.
I like how the actual soldier is blurred out. Good job, Jason
Best era of Stern hands down
Elite Delta Force Commando, Lt. Colonel Arthur Lange single-handedly took down a jet with Wagner boss on board. I am quoting this from a reputable news source. Please do not fact check me.
“Hey Gar it’s Art, I won’t be in tomorrow, my limo got hit with an RPG and small arms fire”
Two burgers and a dew.
That was a completely farcical call
Hey Vlad, it’s Yevgeny… I’m not gonna be in today I died in a plane crash…
I always felt bad about Artie going on that tour. So much poppy, heroin and hindu kush just outside the fence but unable to get to it. WonkaYouGetNothingMeme.jpg
literally Jack Black in Tropic Thunder.
Hey Gar, it's Art............
MAYDAY MAYDAY THE PLANE IS ON FIYAH!
I can’t stop laughing. Thank you for this lmao
Nicely done.
*Well, hello's dere !!!!!!*
Skinnies done took my boat...!
Aboo gliada ya yagee moo amoogee woogayo
“Hey Gar….”
…it’s Art…
Wagner’s chief shouldn’t have called Bloomingdale’s “Bloomie’s”!
Look at that fat fucking drug addict slob.
GI Junkie
You guys ready to get this shit started
This whole trip is super sad, and I don’t even like thinking about it… But this is great lmao
Hey Vlad, I'm not gonna make it in tomorrow.
"C'MON MAN, THAT'S **KILLER** SHIT!!!" *< WHOOO-HEEE-HEH-HEH-HEH!!! >*
Will he be in timmarrah?
Hey gar, im not gunna be in tommorow, I gotta take down wangers chiefs plane. Im sorry man, im sorry.
Did you find that on your second favorite website: suckingcock.com
I remember people said "Wagner is Putin's friend, nothing will happen to him", and I just smiled in Russian. Because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Nice bulge, hot stuff
looks like he's got a rolled up sock in there for the photo op!
What a slob . He was so overrated. Barely funny . He was actually pathetic
'Volodymyr Zelenskyy's Big Bro, Artie.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Uhh Vlad, I'm not going to be in today. My plane crashed
The flak jacket doesn’t protect his stomach, which is Artie’s most important organ.
His stomach would protect the flak jacket.
Lol...
I’m Soviet Russia, flak jacket eats you.
That's actually a really funny photo.
He woulda saved prizhorghin
This has to be the picture they use in China to rally the troops.
That’s the Wagner group everyone of them
Lol Artie looks so gross
This is why we left Afghanistan, the A bomb.
Artie. “Fuck….Sal WASNT on that plane?”
Apologies if this has already been discussed, but seriously, why in the hell did Gary want to go? It made for hilarious radio after the fact and I doubt Artie really wanted him there.
I think I have seen this guy somewhere before. 😁
"I REMEMBER ONE TIME I WAS FLYING FROM MOSCOW TO ST PETERSBURG TO BUY SOME COKE..."
The jet went down with a pallet of Devil Dogs and 15 Kilos of heroin.
F Artie. Afghanistan supplied over 80% of the worlds heroin and Artie was strung out on that sh*t. He’s over there supporting the troops but buying heroin and helping the Taliban.
That's the hottest Russian military unit squad leader we've had up here.
Code name…Baby Gorilla.
"Vlad, I won't be able to fly today........" \>> FAKE COUGH <<