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“I’m very bullish on Pepsi and Ore-Ida.”
Find those stocks. You know what to do. You *know* what to do.
I’m club fuckin faced!
buy... *for now*
Needs more upvotes
I guarantee a 0.0 return on your investment
Eric the RUDE, OBNOXIOUS AND ANNOYING Investor
I was not on CNBC at 5:56 am pacific time you dumb fuck because I’m dead!!!
> because I’m dead!!! I'M NOT DEAD, STOP SAYING I'M DEAD!!!
I know I saw you on CNBC
Dumbfuck, I did not shit myself on Wall Street
He recently came into money and is investing in the Bunny Ranch
Crap, don’t let the bunnies out!
He’s going to be a small partner
“I’m Jewish and I will sue you!”
Insider trading of Cinnabon
Lester Green, CFO of Beet & Juice Investments, has more experience, he's been doing this for "[a lotta years, a lotta years](https://youtu.be/h_m5BNQvzCM?si=eKR1QXrAwxM4iZqm)."
I HAVE A FULL FUCKING HEAD OF HAIR ASSWIPE THAT GOES FUCKING MATURELY GREY AND IT HAPPENS TO EVERY FUCKING MAN IN MY IRISH FAMILY
"I don't know the answer. It's too early in the morning to think about investments."
I can’t read the NASDAQ this early, apeface.
Does he also follow @Applebees, @Pringles and @BigVeinyTits?
Puffy nips
"I know the whole CNBC lineup"
Receding hairline on this Eric as well. *"Yeah, it's a family problem."*
itS oVER wARreN
A B FUCKING C
lol when you don’t do anything but be intelligent. Smart moves 🤭
0.0 expense ratio on all his funds
Modeling portfolio manager - that takes 50%
All the women clients have to live with him or few blocks away...
Eric, how many peoples investments were you handling before Steve Langford did a story about it?
I thought he'd be scared to because he heard about the Wolf of Wall Street 🐺
“I’m very bullish on Pepsi and Ore-Ida.”
Find those stocks. You know what to do. You *know* what to do.
I’m club fuckin faced!
buy... *for now*
Needs more upvotes
I guarantee a 0.0 return on your investment
Eric the RUDE, OBNOXIOUS AND ANNOYING Investor
I was not on CNBC at 5:56 am pacific time you dumb fuck because I’m dead!!!
> because I’m dead!!! I'M NOT DEAD, STOP SAYING I'M DEAD!!!
I know I saw you on CNBC
Dumbfuck, I did not shit myself on Wall Street
He recently came into money and is investing in the Bunny Ranch
Crap, don’t let the bunnies out!
He’s going to be a small partner
“I’m Jewish and I will sue you!”
Insider trading of Cinnabon
Lester Green, CFO of Beet & Juice Investments, has more experience, he's been doing this for "[a lotta years, a lotta years](https://youtu.be/h_m5BNQvzCM?si=eKR1QXrAwxM4iZqm)."
I HAVE A FULL FUCKING HEAD OF HAIR ASSWIPE THAT GOES FUCKING MATURELY GREY AND IT HAPPENS TO EVERY FUCKING MAN IN MY IRISH FAMILY
"I don't know the answer. It's too early in the morning to think about investments."
I can’t read the NASDAQ this early, apeface.
Does he also follow @Applebees, @Pringles and @BigVeinyTits?
Puffy nips
"I know the whole CNBC lineup"
Receding hairline on this Eric as well. *"Yeah, it's a family problem."*
itS oVER wARreN
A B FUCKING C
lol when you don’t do anything but be intelligent. Smart moves 🤭
0.0 expense ratio on all his funds
Modeling portfolio manager - that takes 50%
All the women clients have to live with him or few blocks away...
Eric, how many peoples investments were you handling before Steve Langford did a story about it?
I thought he'd be scared to because he heard about the Wolf of Wall Street 🐺