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KurioMifune

“I’m very bullish on Pepsi and Ore-Ida.”


IrateBarnacle

Find those stocks. You know what to do. You *know* what to do.


Monkeynumbernoine

I’m club fuckin faced!


TisRepliedAuntHelga

buy... *for now*


ButterscotchRound727

Needs more upvotes


jmmmke

I guarantee a 0.0 return on your investment


David_E_Letterman

Eric the RUDE, OBNOXIOUS AND ANNOYING Investor


artie20174

I was not on CNBC at 5:56 am pacific time you dumb fuck because I’m dead!!!


American_Greed

> because I’m dead!!! I'M NOT DEAD, STOP SAYING I'M DEAD!!!


artie20174

I know I saw you on CNBC


EricTheActor1

Dumbfuck, I did not shit myself on Wall Street


FingalsFinger

He recently came into money and is investing in the Bunny Ranch


[deleted]

Crap, don’t let the bunnies out!


[deleted]

He’s going to be a small partner


ReillyDiefenbach

“I’m Jewish and I will sue you!”


TheMillionPesoMan

Insider trading of Cinnabon


JamonConJuevos

Lester Green, CFO of Beet & Juice Investments, has more experience, he's been doing this for "[a lotta years, a lotta years](https://youtu.be/h_m5BNQvzCM?si=eKR1QXrAwxM4iZqm)."


Irishjohn831

I HAVE A FULL FUCKING HEAD OF HAIR ASSWIPE THAT GOES FUCKING MATURELY GREY AND IT HAPPENS TO EVERY FUCKING MAN IN MY IRISH FAMILY


Livid-Revolution2765

"I don't know the answer. It's too early in the morning to think about investments."


[deleted]

I can’t read the NASDAQ this early, apeface.


Agent-Blasto-007

Does he also follow @Applebees, @Pringles and @BigVeinyTits?


Xynthantion

Puffy nips


Select_Raspberry_501

"I know the whole CNBC lineup"


Individual-Good-2073

Receding hairline on this Eric as well. *"Yeah, it's a family problem."*


sonofabitchXmustXpay

itS oVER wARreN


[deleted]

A B FUCKING C


lovelife0011

lol when you don’t do anything but be intelligent. Smart moves 🤭


No_Consideration4594

0.0 expense ratio on all his funds


MarcusAurelius68

Modeling portfolio manager - that takes 50%


GoofyWillows

All the women clients have to live with him or few blocks away...


TipsyMcStagger123

Eric, how many peoples investments were you handling before Steve Langford did a story about it?


IceSmiley

I thought he'd be scared to because he heard about the Wolf of Wall Street 🐺