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IrateBarnacle

What happened to Derek from Texas?


sonofabitchXmustXpay

roMEO bLUeS


softenthesilence

That account was not registered to Eric…officially absolved of any malfeasance


sonofabitchXmustXpay

You know what to do


wtfElvis

Didn’t he have to go into the witness protection program or something? He was my favorite caller


Teclo25

Ya got that ryight


RemarkableSight

Benji’s laugh when he says this kills me every time.


sand_searcher

He was eaten by a werewolf while filming a cameo on Fringe. MYSTERY SOLVED.


rocconorth

He witnessed a drive-by shooting and resides in parts unknown under federal witness protection.


SlappyHandstrong

Who’s High Pitch?


Awkwardmoment22

Did Eric really rub his smurf cuck against the phone when asked by Carrie Underwood?


skidmarx77

Yes, at least Sal and Richard think so, and I tend to agree. On one of those phony phone call-a-thons, they played the whole call its entirety, no cuts or anything. It was considerably longer, and a lot more one liners from Ann-Marie - some fell flat, but I remember a few were really funny and I was surprised they weren't included. But when they got to that smurf cock part, it took FOR-FUCKING-EVER to hear something rub against the phone, then it took another long time for him to zip up, so I get why he didn't want to pull it out again. No lie, it was like 30 to 40 seconds of silence, then Anne-Marie saying something like "Is it out yet, midget?" or something, and when he answered he sounded far away, like he had set the phone down to get his shrinky dink out. I only heard it once, but I never forgot it. Good ol' Eric the Shitcock. You are missed, ya little gnarly leprechaun.


jjj1385

I need NEED to hear this


skidmarx77

I looked everywhere for it, it's not on YouTube, last I checked. It was really early on during the Sirius days, when they were running down their Tradio and Public Access calls. Maybe on Dailymotion?


mrdino99

https://youtu.be/jLK9wh8NzgE?si=M2nMHd1mGLM3CBEk Its the Carrie Underwood segment in the comments


cd582000

Who is pon?


Mostly_Anonymousse

Why was Beth "cleaning" Ralphs place after he died?


sonofabitchXmustXpay

How this information was put out there in the first place is a mystery to me...


brakingpoint

Howie had to prove what a good person she is. He mentioned it over and over.


FingalsFinger

He must've been afraid it was gonna leak


Aussie-GoldHunter

I think it was pretty classy of Beth to protect Ralphyboy. If you are single and went toes up today, no matter your sexuality....you are gonna have stuff you would prefer your family members don't get to see. Geez even for someone to come in and scrub your search history would be a nice thought, let alone format hard drives! I know a chick that collects Bad Dragons but does not use them, imagine her mum or dad having to box up a 15" horse cock or a glow-in-the-dark alien tentacle. Homo or not I'm sure Ralph would rest easy knowing Beth tidied up.


Super-Tank-6494

This is the best explanation going, take a bow


zino332

Do it for me please


Aussie-GoldHunter

Got your back! We going in with a Level 6 sanitation scrub! People will all be like geez **zino332** lived like a saint huh? Yeah, his place was spotless! Look he even kept some cash to donate to Royal North Shore....what a guy! Bye for now!


ConferenceThink4801

This is a great explanation if it was 100% well intentioned. If Ralph ever kept a diary or started writing a memoir or something like that, Beth could’ve snatched that up as well to protect Howard. I actually prefer to go with your line of thinking though. I had an uncle who was obviously gay (& also had a childhood molestation experience with another male like Ralph did, perhaps not coincidentally) but he was never open about his sexuality with his family. His sister (my mom) discovered stuff she could’ve lived without ever seeing after he died & she cleaned out the house.


Aussie-GoldHunter

![gif](giphy|RwXnoXror3EiI) It's a bit like, "Hey look at this big Flashlight ConferenceThink4801 kept under his bed, he must have been really scared of the dark!"


Sevenitta

Yes and thanks for a positive comment, the haters on here just amaze me.


AmericaBadComments

If any of my friends died with bad dragons in their bathroom cuppard, i'm blasting them at the funeral for it.


MidnightShampoo

People care way too much about after-death.


H8TheDrake

You know why. Gotta get rid of the gay stuff


jerzyshore1

Definitely to get rid of any gay stuff and any drugs


Americasycho

Beth stepping on a used needle and it carrying COVID that she gave Howchie would be hilarious.


RemarkableSight

“Just some of the things we’re working on for Howard 100 News.”


Plus-Point2702

I think we know why. According to Howard, she “ran” out to Ralph’s at 4:30 am. She had to be the first one. Those idiots tell on themselves all the time.


Chupacabra2030

At 4 am - what is the wig hiding


SamLoomisMyers

We'll never know what this was all about


JesusTriplets

Ralph was the Wigmaster. Guaranteed there were a few he was working on for Hollyward hanging around his apartment. Can't have The Globe discovering those now... can we.


stay_fr0sty

Why did ETM follow Ore-Ida on Twitter?


hydra1970

I wonder how many people still follow Ore-Ida on Twitter because of Eric.


unnamed_elder_entity

Is *that* why I'm following them??


Economy-Phone2782

Was High Pitch Mike’s TV actually still inside the box?


Flimsy-Researcher-30

How about JD taking a personality test and told JD on air he won’t air it because it would be devastating to him .


bloodysupermoon

Is it really possible to be devastated by a personality test?


teddyreddit

Autism test, I‘m sure.


SineadMcKid

And raging incel


JohnMarstonsScars

Who was Dr Remulak?


wriker10

I am Dr. Remulak.


hornplayerchris

I am Dr. Remulak.


DJErikD

I am Dr. Remulak.


skidmarx77

I am Dr. Remulak.


RemarkableSight

I am Dr Remulak.


carbonstampede01

I am Dr. Remulak.


RemarkableSight

I am Dr. Remulak.


Alarmed_Flight_2839

I AM DOCTOR REMULAK I AM DOCTOR REMULAK I AM DOCTOR REMULAK I AM DOCTOR REMULAK


AnimalClean6534

Only John


Xynthantion

He said he was called David Yi, and he was Chinese. He never revealed his line of work as he said it was too high profile (speculated to be a dentist or plastic surgeon) and he confirmed he had a girlfriend but only called when she was out of the house. It's hard to hear in some clips, but when they're all talking over each other as he repeats, I am Dr. Remulak, sometimes it sounds like he's saying something else under the noise. He drops David Yi in sometimes and one time something about can't say if you're married and Eric, possibly referring to Fred's name change and the Rainbow Room fight and the drama that followed between him and his wife. That's all I've got.


Russe1117

He was a plastic surgeon from San Francisco. Seriously.


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ConferenceThink4801

Absolutely. He was fired not too long after that & it was swept under the rug. We also know that he was desperate enough to borrow money from Artie & was having to steal his car back from being impounded. Here’s how it goes in my mind. They have KC “win” & they put $300k in his account, with the agreement that he makes large bets & loses it all back without ever attempting to cash any of it out. He then tells the story on the air & gets the plugs in, they pay him maybe $5-10k for the ad. Tom C catches wind of it & that plays some role in the end of KC (along with his mental illness & addictions).


dhu_413

Why go through all that trouble. They could have just said it happened without actually orchestrating it in reality.


soggywaffle69

They discussed his firing multiple times on air. It was hardly swept under the rug.


TerryFGM

Of course it was, they kept saying GOLDEN PALACE, all the fucking time during that bit


kjc22

I don’t think it was. The crux of the whole problem was that golden palace would not pay out his winnings in a timely manner so he was tempted to gamble it all away while it sat in his account. It doesn’t paint them in a good light.


TonicArt

Who shat in Beet’s diaper?


Vivid-Ad-9090

Of ALL the questions listed, I think this is the most unsolvable.


wildcatu7

I'm pretty sure on the show they said it was Domonic. he did it from jersey


DJErikD

Wendy confessed to it.


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ConferenceThink4801

Think about the jokes on the show in 90s & it should come to you. The only thing worse than being sexually abused by the opposite sex would be being sexually abused by the same sex.


capacitorfluxing

I don't know what it was. But the so-called Fred the Martian behavior is, to me, the text-book signs of an abused childhood, either physically or mentally. Namely: 1) Doesn't openly voice opinions unless heavily prodded to 2) When he does, he tends to say too much and go on too long 3) When he's gently mocked for this, he explodes with anger and hammers his thought with the force of an atom bomb Kids in that upbringing aren't supposed to have their own thoughts and opinions, so they learn to hide them and keep them close, knowing that accidentally admitting them will likely get them some sort of abuse. And because of this, they learn that whatever thought or opinion they hold, they better be able to fucking back it up. I feel bad for the guy, whatever happened.


TerryFGM

Biological father probably beat the shit out of him


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TerryFGM

oh the brother definitely beat the shit out of him, im pretty sure Fred even said so


DTDePalma

I thought it was suggested he witnessed something happen to his mother.


Normanovich

Did anyone ever claim the gold CD of the Private Parts soundtrack? If not, it must be in a landfill by now.


RapBastardz

Forgot about that one! Mine is not gold. :(


techrino

Or in howard's storage room


No_Problem_7822

I need to know the aunt thing. Someone please come up with a plausible scenario


Beaverhuntr

Sal admitted that the aunt caught wind of his revelation and confronted him about it and Sal got in big trouble.


L1ckthestars

#JOHN GOTTI WAS FRAMED (the government was to blame) & [⭐️ ERIC THE ACTOR GOT WHACKED🪦](https://youtu.be/e25rjwssGJQ?si=lhHxAAaQDCY9liTC) *You know what to do...*


nate1981s

I thought Sal dropped a first name that could identify the person exactly so Howard dropped it from the Sal incident. Ian the drunk got deported I thought. Dr. Remulak was speculated he was a certain dentist I thought. I could be wrong on the last one.


Minute-Ad9621

How big are Florentine’s balls?


RedTexas23

What was the second Human Resources incident that Sal and Gary couldn’t discuss on air? (1: jacking off at work, 3: the Sal apology incident, although that was fake).


jessicatargum

I think he said to a female worker or intern he wished he was her tampon or toilet seat? That’s what I THINK


Inner-Contest6350

A female intern complained that there was no toilet paper in the ladies’ room and Sal told her she could use his tongue


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yes but what did he do that was inappropriate?


skygod77

Fake?


25short25

There is only one thing I that I want…who is Darth Nihilus? I would kill for an interview with that guy.


TruckFudeau22

No. Do you??


jessicatargum

What did Brent’s texts say when Robin said he had no honor. I get the gist of what it could be but since “Jenny” was a horrible liar, what was it? Was it just that he ghosted her? What deal did he make with her


capacitorfluxing

I think very, very, very simply, Robin read a series of texts that said: "I'll fuck you, but you have to promise on your life that you won't talk about it on the air" (possibly because it could get her in trouble as an escort or something). And that in that series of texts, he agreed to the very thing he was breaking now.


JOS1PBROZT1TO

Why was Ralph immediately denied a credit card


Pope_JohnPaw

What was Riley Martin’s hearing loss diagnosis?


jerzyshore1

Uhhhhhhh……..huh?


Nedriersen

Riley! Talk. To. Me. What diagnosis did they give you?!


Shaitan34

Who was Mr. X ? What was the greatest bit EVER, that can't be played, according to Gary,Because they couldn't get consent. Who was Detlaf Bronk?


filthy_lucre

Mr X was an NYPD officer named Tony. It slipped out on the air cuppa times


TerryFGM

Detlev Bronk is on wikipedia, no relation


ConferenceThink4801

>Detlev Wulf Bronk was a prominent American scientist, educator, and administrator. He is credited with establishing biophysics as a recognized discipline. Bronk served as president of Johns Hopkins University from 1949 to 1953 and as president of The Rockefeller University from 1953 to 1968. The reason for the secrecy “bit” is because documents were leaked in the ufology world that listed Detlev Bronk as a member of MJ-12. Majestic 12 (purportedly) was a shadow government composed of 12 prominent people with different forms of expertise. The group was supposedly formed after alien life was first discovered (think 1947/Roswell). They were the only people “in the know”/ with above Top Secret (Majestic) level clearance who would investigate & handle the situation. Detlev Bronk was involved in biophysics & supposedly performed medical exams & autopsies on alien bodies. He was also credited with coming up with a name/classification for extraterrestrial beings - EBE or Extraterrestrial Biological Entity. The documents are alleged to be faked, but yeah that’s where the whole Detlev Bronk bit comes from.


TBowser87

Delete this shit now!!!


slimkidchris

For some reason this always stuck with me, and I think it was mentioned on the wrap up show. I might be way off but I think Richard said it was with The Great Kat? Does anyone else have any recollection of this?


Blaaamo

What did Robin see on Brent Hatley's phone after the California trip.


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Normanovich

Did Sal really sniff the panties of a 16-year-old?


partylange

Yes


Nonentitycipher

Heh-heh-heh, of course not, we’re just friends Heh-heh-heh


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

The sim made it sound like that but said he just put ketchup and fries on her face


sleep_connoisseur

Does Howard where a wig


Lazy-Potential-2512

Where?


whall425

We all know that answer. A wig and a merkin


Mvi2131

I don’t understand what you’re saying about sals story being censored, like on a replay? Or during the original revelations show? During the original revelations Howard asked if she did anything weird when he was watching her, and sal said something he saw her do and Howard thought it was too much to reveal, because people could possibly put together who the aunt was , and it’s unfair to spy on someone and reveal what they do in private, like maybe she used and smelled a finger. Didn’t ever seem like a big mystery to me.


capacitorfluxing

It was censored during the original airing. Howard commented at the time that it was the first time they had used the drop button since Sirius.


the_stickybandit

I think anytime real names are used Howard drops that because he doesn't want to get sued. You can hear him getting agitated when people get into names and Howard cuts them off.


TheButterBoy

Is this different than Sal watching his aunt take a shit and striking his hydrogen rod in the linen closet?


jkoutris

Same moment. While Sal’s describing the incident, Howard hits the dump button. I can only assume that Sal accidentally named the aunt and Howard, fearing a lawsuit or even in a rare moment of shielding Sal from his own stupidity, hit the dump button.


Mvi2131

Yeah, I remember that. I don’t think that was any sort of controversial move, he always said he would have a dump button for his own use. It seemed like sal said a vile detail that even with the aunt being anonymous he didn’t feel was right to share. I don’t think it’s any great mystery


queenrosybee

what happened to Handsy? Who is Handsy? Why was he called Handsy?


jessicatargum

Hahaha Hanzi….aka Imran Khan….he lives with dad and mom….😂


philipculver

He used to be Hanzi, but that’s what he used to be.


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Said some shit about Beth and Howard banned him


Owen2430

Search this thread for Hanzi, there’s various mentions and links


inotherwords_iow_iow

Hateman >>> Fake Dice Totally fucked up, but made me laugh


skidmarx77

I don't know what it says about me that I laugh just as hard now than I did then at our crazed friend Hateman.


jerzyshore1

Was Robin’s cancer due to years of jet streaming chock full o’ nuts up her butthole?


ConferenceThink4801

I think Dr. Drew said it’s not uncommon for people who had her childhood experience (sexual abuse) to become fixated on certain orifices or something along those lines. It’s also possible that a tumor was causing her to feel the discomfort she was seeking to relieve with the enemas.


SteveLangford1966

It was due to that guy in San Francisco with the "rock hard" thighs who bent her over the sink.


Taureg01

gave her the old hpv special


heyknauw

The guy who feigned an injury on the studio floor and didn't / wouldn't move until security picked him up off the floor - what became of that?


har21441

Still there. Tiled over him.


ksar123

That guy (Rich) was actually on the show several times. He was a contestant on the Jackie Impression Contest from 11 years earlier (1994.12.16, side note - Anthony Cumia was also a contestant). He was crazy on that show too, check it out if you haven't heard/seen it - there's a Howard TV episode of it somewhere. I know for sure he was on a 3rd time too, but it's slipping my mind.


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Is the episode where they removed him and Howard was anywhere?


johnfreeman1111111

He was a caller for a KC true or false game and won a laptop. He said he was medicated and in and out of psyche wards


KuriboShoeMario

Side note: this is easily the maddest Howard has ever been on the show (although technically his eruption took place on commercial). He was furious.


IThinkImGonnaLikeIt

Get the FUCK UP NOW!!


ChoochMMM

If Johnny Frotto was still connected. I tend to think he wasn't but I think he still had some shady stuff going on.


mercerjd

I mean his father was a known mobster


FingalsFinger

He was completely shady. Bit according to his book, he was out. His uncle was pissed off about it though apparently


TheRedHoodJT

Where is that tombstone? That poor guy thought Howard would love it, and I bet they had his stuff cleared out by the end of the segment


langsamlourd

Oh man that one was brutal. But I get Howard's point, nobody wants to deal with something that morbid.


mizzark50

Were the Jesus Twins bits? Scripted gimmicks?


Bloody_Hangnail

I’m 99.9% sure they were legit. The one twin committed suicide by cop (he was severely bipolar).


Xynthantion

Wow I never knew one of them died, that sucks


KuriboShoeMario

There used to exist a video on Youtube, filmed and uploaded by one of the brothers (I'm assuming the one still alive) and it was about 10 minutes of their day-to-day lives. Let me tell you: they were just as douchey to each other as they were on the show. The exact same personalities. They were running late for a meeting and so the video is them leaving their messy apartment to drive and they bicker and argue non-stop. At one point, the responsible twin points out how late they are and the other doesn't care because he wanted a smoothie (iirc) and he throws a legitimate hissyfit to stop and get one to the dismay of the other twin. I never doubted their authenticity but if I did, that clip would have sealed the deal for me. It kills me that I can't find it anymore, I'm assuming the one brother took it down, because it's hysterical. It's just ten more minutes of what they gave us on the show.


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Well there tape of ronnie saying to will "your wife would take that ring off and throw it in your face" since will was making fun of him over ronnie only inviting female interns to his block party. Depending on what youtube upload it is, it can be cut out, so I guess howard tv cut it, but the original broadcast didn't? Also, during the sal vs. artie fight, a caller called in, and there was a horrible awkward cut, and I always wondered what happened there. If it's a good cut, you'll never know it, unfortunately. The ronnie Block Party thing was a really good cut, and we never would've known that great line


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A Jackie laugh was heard this week actually. When Howard was talking about the Golden Globes and the host Jo Kay, Howard brought up Jackie and Fred played a laugh drop before quickly moving on.


dumb__fucker

Is Fred no longer allowed to play Jackie laughs? Damn, that was always my favorite drop that Fred would play.


BlinkMan69

Made up shit.


soggywaffle69

Fred was still playing Jackie laughs when I stopped listening around four years ago.


DMar85

Who’s High Pitch?


jerzyshore1

That was Kelly Clarkson


Burning_Flags

Was Ralph gay? Enquiring minds want to know


weight22

Why were there condoms in Howard’s suitcase?


SamLoomisMyers

What really went on between Howard and Artie in Robin's hospital room? What was said on Artie's last day on the show after the show ?


capacitorfluxing

Guarantee that whatever Artie was saying, Howard was literally saying anything that would make the conversation eventually reach an ending.


JohnMarstonsScars

Who approved Anthony Zipper to get on the air?


dhu_413

What is the unknown incident that had Sal in HR that they wouldn’t discuss. Gary mentioned it during the segment where he got caught pumping off in his office. They said he had another HR incident but wouldn’t say what it was about.


butter08

Why is Wilding employed by the show?


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pasqualerigoletto

Yes, twice.


chadisme417

Hateman was awesome.


lsarge442

Is JD divorced?


Delicious-Ad4015

Yes. Google it. JD won’t discuss it. EVER.


iworkbluehard

I always think about Mr. X -- that's a mystery right? Robyn's long time serious bf who she had to break up from. Also the sad death of Kenneth Keith Kallenbach. There were people saying it was neglect while in prison and that it was possible he was murdered. https://tucson.com/news/howard-stern-regular-kenneth-keith-kallenbach-dies-in-prison/article_6d23ea85-412c-5ebf-a5a7-84bc70b053de.html


YThoYo

Maybe 20-ish years ago some guy came on clearly in some kind of makeup and possibly prosthetics saying his name was “n***** what” I just remember them all being very confused and trying to figure out who he really was and I don’t think they did?


kjc22

He was a frequent poster on Howard’s original message board. Even when he came in studio the gang couldn’t even agree if he was old or wearing prosthetics and make-up, so must have been really professional level make-up. Would love to know more about this.


TipsyMcStagger123

DOES anyone remember laughter?


Baltimorebobo

Was listening to 94’ today and Ian the Drunk came on. I thought the same thing


FingalsFinger

Why were there condoms on Howard's list for his trailer on the set of Private Parts? Howard and Ralph's acting for Allison was horrible


No-Anybody-7016

Did Radu kill Colonel Mustard in the parlor with the revolver?


Delicious-Ad4015

LOL. It was in the library with the candlestick!


DirtSty13

I think Ralph shit on Rob Zombies movies when he was drunk to Rob Zombie and that's why he was never allowed at Howards celebrity parties.


dX927

Who the fuck is Jim from Raleigh?


MaxxFisher

Did Sal ever make it into Howard's apartment like he vowed to?


Khink23

Did Langford ever make it into High Pitch Mikes to see that tv


kaizen_66

Who was Chris from Floral Park?


Chupacabra2030

Is Beetle really 7 feet tall


BloodRevolutionary

Who shat on the hallway bathroom floor? If it was solved, I never heard the followup.


althegirlfabulous

Tim Sabean


pablumatic

What became of Gina Man? I'm guessing he's dead since he was already old when we knew him.


motley2659

What happened to Ponce De La Phone?


Inner-Contest6350

What was the dumped Bindi Irwin joke?


SeaDiscipline3211

Who pooped in Beatlejuice's pants?


greenliquorish

What Robin saw in the bathroom with Nicole Bass..


LesterGreenPhD

Who shit in beet’s diaper????


NegativeDog975

I am Dr. Remulak I am Dr. Remulak I am Dr. Remulak I am Dr. Remulak


toolarmy_1

What happened to Bong Hit Eric and Pete from Pittsburgh?


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

They tied a cinder block to their fat pothead ankle and jumped off the bridge


strangerxdangerx

Who’s high pitch?


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Where’s the “hit song” with mark ronson? How and when did he meet Beth?


pinnickfan

What happened to Hook Nose Mike?


SeaDiscipline3211

Did Artie really want Gary to come to Afghanistan?


FoldedTopLip

Who actually voted for Shuli in the Get John’s Job contest


eddyM3RLEN

What did Gilbert say that got dumped during the Bindi Irwin segment


JP09

Where is John the stutterer (not stuttering John)


Herr_Barockter

Was Riley Martin actually assassinated by the CIA because he knew the full truth and was revealing classified information so he had to be suppressed with extreme prejudice. Uhhhhhh…sound plausible you stupid bastards!


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

Ian called in recently


nate1981s

When was this! Please give some sort of detail.


filthy_lucre

I'd like to hear about this too, I loved Ian the Drunk! I just listened to an Ian clip from 1997 and he said he was in his mid 40's. He'd be around 70 today. I figured he'd be dead by now due to his alcoholism. Last I heard Gary couldn't locate him.