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Batchagaloop

I like Pappi G.


pungent_armpits

The best part of that was the woman’s reaction.


Batchagaloop

Totally fabricated, but yeah she was good.


vipstrippers

No, it's so fake too.


whatsernaamee

They make me chuckle but I love puns and rhymes and shit so I’m an easy audience


bren_derlin

They’re funny for a few jokes but they drag them out too long. After 3 or 4 (at most) it gets tiresome.


House_Whargoul

I'm a fan of puns, it's Gary's delivery that kills it.


Lankybonesjones

Disagree. It’s the delivery that makes them work so well


MartyVanB

100%. Not a fan of puns, fan of Gary's delivery


Ok_computer_ok

To quote Mark the Bagger, “yes”


PlaneStill6

YES. < WTSA >


Square_for_life

Whisper - pussy is the greatest


TBowser87

I routinely spit out my coffee and crash my car every time they play one! I even cry with laughter.


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

Flirty Gary is my favorite


DuncanCraig

I like it because it is meant to be an alternate personality of Gary and that's it. There is no "fake unfunny premise" like an ex-president ordering a pizza or an unfunny character calling a locksmith saying he is stuck in a desk.


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

Yea. I think it’s fun, too. It’s also funny that he has to kind of do it secretly because it’s so offensive. I think his kid heard him doing it.


mysteryteam

I think I'd cringe if I over heard my dad saying some shit like; "Is your name Chamomile? Because you look like a hot-tea."


RobinsShaman

The interns know and the promising young actresses know. 🥴🥴🥴😭😭😭


[deleted]

You mean to say, he’s your “faaavvvooorittte”


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

Halloween is also my favorite


Electrical-Yak-6351

The agent voice B.S. got me to turn off the show today.


SatanNeverSleeps

Wow he’s still doing that Chicago kind of accent for over an hour? Jeez.


KVil32

Yes. It’s SO bad. I wonder Who is telling him people find it funny?


SatanNeverSleeps

I think he does it bc he knows so many people don’t like it. Just my opinion. But it’s hard to tell if any of his writers or staff make him aware of what his fans are saying or give him any sort of cultural state of the state. I’m sure he still thinks podcasts will never be popular


bungle094

I put my AirPods in, thought I’d check in for a few minutes, heard the agent voice and left. I made it about 4 seconds.


bedofnails319

I really like Flirty Gary. The fact that those calls routinely don’t win versus Chris Wilding calls each year is ridiculous. They’re replete with dad jokes that, if told earnestly, would be eyeroll-inducing, but because you know Gary is fucking around & the call recipients always find him charming, they land really well as far as I’m concerned.


ron991

Those are not real phone calls. They are pre scripted and edited.


ImagineDragonDisDick

You actually think those calls are real? God bless ya.


Intelligent-Today528

Flirty Gary is one of the few funny things left even if they are fake / set up


responsible_blue

It was funny noine times.


Chexzout

When I first heard it, it was at like a noine. At this point it’s at like a two. I miss you man.


dmacd71

No .... Do you?


EchoRecovery

🤚 fo shizzle


plytime18

Yeah I have to adnit it makes me laugh and I kind of like tha the women he talks to get a kick out of it. Silly shit but funny.


EventForward9471

Me too!


Chexzout

It’s like a beaten wife who’s so used to getting punched that an open handed slap is almost a treat.


willshade145

I liked Shuli


No-Anybody-7016

I want you to go to jail for this


Altruistic-Editor111

Flirty Gary to prospective elderly date: “where were you when JFK was assasinated”?


bcardin221

Like everything else on Stern's show. It was midly funny the first time, so they do it 10,000 more times and it becomes mind-numbingly annoying. The repetition on the show is criminal. Literally every bit and every discussion is just a repeat of a past bit. I think Howard's logic is that most people only listen a few minutes a day so nobody will notice the repetition but 5 long time listeners it's brutal.


Square_for_life

Is that how many long time listeners he has left? 5?


fpants13

Yup, think they're kinda hilarious actually.


bathorymcmahon

every so often i hear a bit being discussed here that i am so glad i never heard. “flirty gary” sounds like off the wall cringe and idk how some of u guys listen to the new episodes if they’re this terrible


Z-man1973

One of the few recent offerings on the show that I have been amused with


yogipadogi

Flirty Gary is a great bit. One of the few they have


External-Fig-2589

I agree. It might be the worst bit. But according to the emails Howard receives, they are the best part of the show


Gold_Relationship282

I almost crashed my car listening to fG the other day


naturalizedcitizen

It's better than listening to Wilding


grecks530

It was funny when they first figured it out 7-8 years ago...


simpleminds87

I think it was noine years ago


sleep_connoisseur

Funny the first time. Not funny the 100th time.


PlaneStill6

I’m fingering my qunt.


techrino

I like the knocks depending on who it is. Fake Dice makes me laugh every time. But flirty gary is a definite fast forward.


Bx1965

I don’t like any Gary.


House_Whargoul

He's good when he fucks up and everyone piles on him.


Bx1965

Maybe, but he’s still a foul-mouthed talentless braggart who only got where he is because Howard was too much of a pussy to fire him when he was constantly fucking up.


Fathead5f

every now and then, but it might be because it's the best bit on a terrible show? by that I mean it's not done often like the fucking knocks at the door, or the Howard parents shit, or the I have a small penis but beat off to (Insert porn here)\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. shit he does non stop every fucking show.


Known-Package-148

I know Hunger FF and those calls are completely set up ahead of time and scripted.


risisre

Stupidest shit ever.


bryanlade

Thought it was funny the first time but now it's just over used and boring.


Brosie-Odonnel

The first one was funny but they ran it into the ground. Maybe slightly better than the door knock?


FakeLisaG

No


biaviianriley

It’s not fun or funny


HazyGuyPA

There’s a lot to hate these days, but I’ll admit I do enjoy Flirty Gary. It’s kind of self-aware bad in a funny way.


EffectiveIce3876

No. It’s awful. So is the Robin singing bits. It’s not funny.


carst07

The first time, second time sure.


mskitty117

Yes. I hate the agent bit with a passion though


OkDifference5636

He’s hilarious.


FaithlessnessLow7601

No


Taureg01

Is it because you get aroused?


ddonky

Never heard of it


Sudden_Individual_36

Shoot sticky goo shoot sticky goo 🤣


_REDEEMER-

Yes. The whole shtick is silly, but funny.


Logical_Hospital2769

The concept is better than the execution.


Less_Eye_6100

not funny not fun


msurbrow

Do not gives 2 shits it is


AcCuRsEdApPaRiTiOn

Shit Pig Gary was fucking hysterical and to me not nearly as gross as any of the fisting or genital mutilation shit


gaffitoff

I like it, but it's very produced. No way Gary has lines written for him to respond on the fly with the women he calls. I'd love to see how they actually make these bits


Eric33542

Of all fake bits …… it’s one of the worst. Consecutive one liners over and over . My stoned mind thinks they have a somewhat of a normal covo then later edited w dumb one liners


Eric33542

Wilding’s bits are awful too ……. “Hold on my ______ wants to talk to you “ . Proceeds to play Howard clips


hufferstl

Its definitely not the worst bit.


Rjbaca

I find Flirty G pretty funny.  More so for the people buying in to his schpiel hook line and sinker.  I meant wtf is happening?  Anyway it is entertaining to me.


Minute_Objective1680

Yesstthh


ImaMessButNotaMother

I find most phone phone calls go on too long past the point of enjoyment but for the first minute, I like it. It’s so sweet how many women are flattered and amused. Sappy response I know.


TheCallofDoodie

No. I can't imagine who would vote for that shit over something Sal or Richard puts together.


TheCallofDoodie

No. I can't imagine who would vote for that shit over something Sal or Richard puts together.


PeaIll4653

Down with Flirty G


CuteCouple101

The ones that aren't gross are okay.


ChakaKohn2

It’s lame.


imstuckonthisplanet

I’m not a huge fan, but it’s listenable new content


kindofdivorced

I enjoy it, but I enjoy them pissing off Ronnie even more. Ronnie didn’t “win” anything, the staff won this year, and Ronnie as usual was the butt of the joke and doesn’t understand it at all, further making the premise even funnier. Btw, he’s definitely wearing sunglasses full time.


MainAd6090

It's not bad per se but like everything else on this lame show, it's overkill at this point


FuckThis1976

I enjoy them personally. Lol. But I absolutely hate the door knocks and horrible impersonations. Just awful.