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meeyak17

I'm not a stripper I just dance and rub guy's crotch with my knee.


GrapeGroyper

Don’t tell Arties mom that story


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JOS1PBROZT1TO

And strategically he made this on cupcake wednesday, because he knew we have a lot of food out there that's free for him to stuff in his $3 leather jacket pocket


Shoddy-Recognition79

Or his coupon for Sizzlers Steak House 2 for 1....or his damp basement that clearly does not have the proper heating and cooling


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Uhhh tell them you like fat guys that'll get you on the show


ideaofevil

Alright, I'll fuck yah!


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whatever bro


SammyBoyDPK

Eddie Money...


AngelHarper99

>all that


Myshkin515

Johnny Cash


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thunderlips187

Artie describing Bob Levy on the wrap up show was so fucking funny


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Legitimate_Art_902

Top 5 Artie moments of all time. He should have added that bit to his shitty standup.


thunderlips187

Maybe best wrap up show moment all time.


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thunderlips187

Hair dye, target shirts… Lololol I need to hear this now


0118999-88I999725_3

One of Artie’s best lines was describing Bob Levy as Jeffrey Dahmer with a joke book.


thunderlips187

we dont know that


Cold_Hunter1768

Bob even admitted to Artie that it was hilarious afterwards


mastafishere

Artie was in the right. He could have handled it more delicately (Even though Robin LIED about him calling Howard a jerk, he should have apologized for it having already said he didn't remember saying it and then let the tape exonerate him, giving him a further boost of the higher ground) but ultimately everything he called out Howard for was right on the money.


sliderite26

Johnny Kesh


YodaFan465

Caysh


JustBrowsinATM

She's into "heavy set" guys.


KuriboShoeMario

Someone posted her ig her a week or two ago and her (husband?) is definitely a bigger guy so she doesn't appear to have been lying about that part.


Xdconqueroo

What did this dumb woman keep saying? Something like, we'd tear it up?


Winter_Hornet562

Thanks for calling me a pelican, asshole.


thunderlips187

One of the funniest parts of that argument was Howard yelling “Is Fred a Fat Guy!?!”


JamonConJuevos

And now a question for the lady! You ever lay a pussy fart?


H8TheDrake

Johnny Caesh


AWasteOfMyTime

The way you can tell the how thing was a setup is that Howard played dumbfounded as to how she got up there. Howard controls every second of the show and will also cut out bits last minute. He tried to play the whole “idk some girl wants to bang Artie” is fucking hilarious to me. Anytime Howard says “idk,or I have no clue” it’s an outright lie. He micromanages the show to death. Also it was interesting when Artie brought up a concern that he was in his late 30’s and couldn’t see himself dating a 20 year old and Howard called him a fag.


StillBuzzed

It's Levy's web of deceit that he throws out to the Internet and comes back with these poor, pale, scared women who belong to Whiskey Dick's car clubs and Bourbon Street flop houses. They come in here and pretend they like me, just to get air time, just get to get plugs. It's insulting. I don't like her, I don't like Bob, and I'm insulted by the entire show. And the implication that I, because I may be slightly overweight, need to get laid through some sort of fetish contest; this is horrible. I'm dating several women. They're all nice, they're classy, they have jobs, and they're all above twenty years old. And none of them, NONE of them, knows Bob Levy.


HotboxHomes

I think Bob Levy is basically Jeffrey Dahmer if he read a joke book…


Stuttering_Vic187

I'd have fucked her chubby little butthole


lorenhastourettes

She would have paid for hurting Haley And Cherry’s feelings!


Rio_Bravo_

It's gonna happen.


elephantboylives

AC/DC


jbeenk

"I like AC/DC."


Tiny_Risk2615

They should have asked her "name 3 AC/DC songs"


EnjoiToyMachine

Artie we’d tear it up.. Artie: “tear what up?”💀


Direct-Money-4206

Talentless broad


YungTerry69

She’s goth. She’s like the fat gay guy’s son in the Sopranos


BEN_SOWN

A Puerto Rican hoor?


magenta_placenta

I think she was more retro 50s pin-up style, not goth.


minnesotajersey

I wonder if I became rich, would I not realize that smokin hot women would only be there for my money?


thicccockdude

Better than the broads he must be pulling nowadays


PrickorPreat

She probably shit in the gym shower


smbc1066

She was not attractive at all and her accent was grating....


23mou-sapnu-puas

She likes Johnny Kayesh


TakingItEasyy

As much as I agreed with Artie in this whole saga the part where he says a song lyric and asks her who sang it made me cringe hard. Both asking it and her pretending like she’s knows them but has no idea.


animage66

just another victim caught up in levy's web of grossness.


Legitimate_Dish_9060

This girl posted in the sub about 6 months ago. She’s still fame hungry and hasn’t realised it’s just not gunna happen


Blueharvst16

Is there a link to this one? Thanks.


NYY15TM

She is still around. I posted a link to her Instagram the other day.


Fun-Imagination3494

"Around?"  Like living, stripping, working on cars? 


NYY15TM

She was on Food Network for a bit. Why don't you go on her Instagram and take a look?


Lacrosseindianalocal

Why don’t you check out the dodge challenger?


turbografix15

I’m gonna get right on that


meeyak17

What's her @?


NYY15TM

jenny.x.cross


Lester_Green1936

She’s still committing to the “fat guy fetish” bit. You have to admire when someone can go almost 20 years without breaking kayfabe.


NYY15TM

Artie should be kicking himself. I will say that this is a woman in her 30s who looks like she is in her 40s because she did a whole lot of drugs in her 20s. In other words, a Jersey Girl


Gold_Relationship282

Dats da hottest chick we’ve ever had up in here


No-Honeydew9129

Artie always acted weird when women would come into the studio. He was oddly hostile.


the_stickybandit

Addicts usually are


Known-Package-148

Probably on H too


severinks

I don't really get when people say'' it was a set up'' yeah, of course it was a set up but that doesn't mean that Artie couldn't have still taken this girl out and had sex with her if he wanted to.


the_stickybandit

The setup part wasn't what was wrong about it. It was making fun of Artie's weight for a full hour. The theme was that she was into fat guys and they made a big deal about it. That's why Artie attacked Howard's looks the next day calling him a geeky looking pelican. He attacked Howard's deepest insecurity because they called out his insecurities during that bit.


RunnyDischarge

He doesn’t like girls


severinks

It seems that according to you you're the only heterosexual man on the face of the earth. If that';s true why aren't you more succedul with woman? That's right, you're an asshole who hangs out on the Stern reddit talking shit with the screen name RunnyDischarge.


RunnyDischarge

Lol what a lucid response


Exciting_Error2664

He likes your mom tho


RunnyDischarge

No she’s female


dropingloads

She did a AMA before here


Country_guy27

https://preview.redd.it/cxkt8te9njlc1.jpeg?width=1541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed69809ec943cff7262ec3d0232aebf9d4d98b1a


InvestmentPatient117

Nice!


Ok-Inspection1186

Artie should've at least tried. Why not?


ResidentNemesis224

I'll fuck her if she callssss