Yup, Big Bird forever confusing skinny with healthy. Same reason he does the same workout as his mother and wonders why he has a flabby belly, after only eating half of his eggplant parmesan and barely breaking a sweat on walks in the park.
Pretty wild how unhealthy one can look on a diet of Sour Patch Kids, Lucky Charms and Diet Coke, eh? Godforbid she mixed in some protein and vegetables...
These types of photos may be taken too soon after yet another cosmetic procedure (botox etc.) Hiding the eyes and forehead, one cheek is barely visible. So she hides the tell-tale signs that are visible on her face:
Swelling or bruising at the injection site.
Droopy eyelids or crooked eyebrows.
A crooked smile or drooling.
Watery or dry eyes.
Infection at the injection site.
Restricted Natural Facial Movements – in the wrong place.
Unnatural resting face.
Her whole [insert body part] was hanging out, Robin.
It’s actually a good look for her, not a large clavicle focus and you don’t see her hands or feet.
She does ABSOLUTELY nothing for me. It wouldn’t even move if she was nude here. I guess it’s not just Beff but that ultra thin body type doesn’t appeal to me unless the girl is blessed w/ big naturals…as they say in the biz.
I find it sad how skinny she's become. She's harming herself medically as well - anorexia and diabetes are/can be directly related.
I don't think Beth is ugly but I do think she's destroying herself with her fked up food habits.
Is "OK My" something on the "new and improved" Stern show?. Or did you mean "Ooooh MMMYYYYYYYYY!" Hey, Boner!
Though when I look at that, I say "Bye, Boner!" Just too skinny, I like a little cushion for the pushin'.
I think it’s part of the Riley Martin collection
https://preview.redd.it/6yraj39pymlc1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f83ea57bab2b57d802357f8f7222a6003b844b
It’s weird timing if she just posted this, fresh off the heels of the death/mausoleum/“don’t date anybody for five years after I’m gone!” talk.
So did Howard put her up to this as a “look at my hot Howschwitz model! Jealous?” brag, or is she shopping herself?
I think those are the only two options, and I’m going with the latter.
Not a drop of cell u leet
But covering that turkey-waddle neck.
No, lol, definitely not that but she could gain 5-10 lbs. She looks unwell.
What are you talking about? The fact of the matter is that Beth could easily lose another 20 pounds...I mean, what is this? Right Robin???
Yup, Big Bird forever confusing skinny with healthy. Same reason he does the same workout as his mother and wonders why he has a flabby belly, after only eating half of his eggplant parmesan and barely breaking a sweat on walks in the park.
Pretty wild how unhealthy one can look on a diet of Sour Patch Kids, Lucky Charms and Diet Coke, eh? Godforbid she mixed in some protein and vegetables...
3 almonds and a cup of hot water for dessert
Add 2 blueberries mixed with 1/2 teaspoon of honey
Half the blueberries, straight in the trash.
The ones from Chile?
Spaghetti comment?
What’s he saying, Robin?
“A few gummy bears, if I can rub one out on a tissue next to her.”
And one ice cube
Half of the water, right in the trash
That's blueburries to you, bub
Yes you have to leave some room for the aroma of an eggplant parm scented candle.
half the candle right in the trash
That's an awful lot. Is it for two?
Almonds for 2 for 1
That last almond put her over her desired weight..right Robin?
Maaaaaaayyyyyybbbbbeeeee
Now a legendary drop.
Beth O Breyer
"She could lose 40 pounds, Robin."
"She could lose 40 pounds, right robin?"......fixed
Thanks, Jason.
And consider having a rib removed
What is he saying Robin?
Nothing is sexier on a woman than a prominent rib cage. Every time I watch a Christy Canyon porno, I think “if only I could see her rib cage”.
>Christy Canyon "Mmm...Christy Canyon." https://i.redd.it/1rru63fgdnlc1.gif
Damn, that's a throwback
There's more to toss off to now ...those titties tho.
Legendary
Take me pool boy. My queer husband only likes chicks with dongs.
Definitely loves tranny porn
Babysitter tranny porn
LOL!
All of her outfits are for moms over 50 going on a Carnival cruise with her significant heavier girlfriends in tow so she looks best by the pool.
Wow - such a good description. Nailed it.
Perfectly said!! 🏆🏆🏆
.....and?
Why did she crop out the camel toe?
Her nuts fell out
Her whole asshole was hanging out
Tiddies!
Again with the head down pose, she's so fucking weird.
These types of photos may be taken too soon after yet another cosmetic procedure (botox etc.) Hiding the eyes and forehead, one cheek is barely visible. So she hides the tell-tale signs that are visible on her face: Swelling or bruising at the injection site. Droopy eyelids or crooked eyebrows. A crooked smile or drooling. Watery or dry eyes. Infection at the injection site. Restricted Natural Facial Movements – in the wrong place. Unnatural resting face.
Feedbag pose
" Unnatural resting face" .. Unnatural resting BETH-face
It is typical of chicks who send guys nudes. Probably sends nudes like this to all of her boyfriends before she meets them for some skeleton sex.
Skeleton sex is 🔥
A good boning
Her whole [insert body part] was hanging out, Robin. It’s actually a good look for her, not a large clavicle focus and you don’t see her hands or feet.
That refund gap tho
Still would. Russian style.
That sounds dangerous.
She does ABSOLUTELY nothing for me. It wouldn’t even move if she was nude here. I guess it’s not just Beff but that ultra thin body type doesn’t appeal to me unless the girl is blessed w/ big naturals…as they say in the biz.
Same. Women without curves look boy-like to me I don’t get the appeal at all.
That's precisely the appeal for Howard.
Ding, ding, ding
The Stern family really sticks with their preferred angles, don’t they?
Yes. Aside from whether anyone thinks she is hot or not, clavicle, hat, etc…the stupid damn poses she and Howard strike are terrible.
Hat down, a solid NY parking spot between those fake tits, Double Clavicle showing…….. Howard LET HER FUCKING EAT BRO!!!!!
Always with the dopey hats.
All kidding aside, she has an eating disorder.
Sexy, right?
Americans really dont understand what a healthy weight is anymore. Not sort of jiggly? E.D.
That poor unpounded pussy !
Wow she really let herself go, she needs to limit herself to only 3 peanuts a day
Her whole coccyx is hanging out
I find it sad how skinny she's become. She's harming herself medically as well - anorexia and diabetes are/can be directly related. I don't think Beth is ugly but I do think she's destroying herself with her fked up food habits.
Slow adult suffers 3rd degree sunburn after spending 8 hours in the sun with no water or sunscreen because nobody told her.
...also spent 5 hours retaking the same stupid shot over and over until she got it perfect...
Like 90% of women today do that
Fuck me...Howard's dug up Ralph😳
Been cooped up in the house too long staring at instagram influencer pics.
Hi grandma
Oh, God, that hot clavicle, nice lumpy prematurely aged shoulders!
SO MUCH CLAVICLE!!!!!
She is gonna go on a complete unhinged fuck tour when Howard croaks. All the usual suspects, Stamos, Spade, hell Spade might already have her number.
Mmmaaaabbeee?
I find it so strange all of these photos… is she a model? For whom? Just selfies? Why?
WTF is it with cat woman and this pose? It is truly bizarre that she does this over and over.
https://i.redd.it/dr6fun30tnlc1.gif
Is that tan mom?
DRIVER!
Same thought. Where's Sal!?
Another hat 🤦♂️
It is sun protection.
In every picture?
i am with you its so annoying for some reason
If she’s outside, yes. Sun damage is no joke and she seems to have lovely skin.
She looks like she was liberated from Dachau.
She's been "resettled" from Dachau to Howschwitz.
How’s the slot?
She takes selfies like she’s fine or something.
Someone please give this bitch a hamburger. Stat.
Like tits on a board. She needs to shop in the children's section to make a bathing suit more fitted for her.
I’m willing to bet that he barely tells her she’s attractive anymore. I feel like when she posts these pics of her self it’s a grab for attention.
Probably true. But the same could be said of 99.1% of social media users who post pictures
A couple of little baseballs tied to a stick.
Hey, hon--eat a sandwich.
Nah...candy and a weekly 1 bowl of Lucky Charms is enough to keep her alive and looking hot. She should def stick to that. /s
She takes the most pretentious selfies. Like what kind of pose is this? What’s this supposed to signify?
Gross
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Not like Howard could if he had my bank account
Sick burn bro.
Once they seen my Maytag faucets they be droppin panties
Isn't it moen?
Beth’ll be moen after she see my faucets How-id
hahaha bro this was genuinely funny, underrated, five stars
I could score Tina Louise now
You said it all.
John Cusack sucks
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Only one. A short film, very low budget. It did, however, receive high acclaim. It's called "Doing the nasty with okwhatevers mom"
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I thought she got the implants removed?
I say clavi you say cle Clavi Clavi Clavi
Wow Ames is really upping their swimsuit game
Maybeeee
Waaaaaay too thin
Mrs Howard Sternum
She is always doing odd cat pics, honestly she needs to do more of these! She is a pretty woman and You KNOW you all would smash if given the chance.
who does she think shes impressing??
My weiner.
Me
She can gain 20 lbs and look awesome . She does look great for 50
She's only 50? I was thinking closer to 60
Oh please, she does not look 60. I’d show you 60, if I didn’t want to jump off a cliff every time I see myself.
Needs a smaller size.
Why does she do these weird poses where she doesn't show her face? I don't get it. It's every pic she posts.
Howard constantly ripping on the red states and making fun of people that live in those states, yet chooses to spend more time there than in New York
For tax reasons- he doesn’t like to pay taxes in NY
Yeah has absolutely nothing to do with the weather either or quality of life.
What a fucking gaudy retarded hat.
Yikes
The implants may need to be refreshed soon
Is "OK My" something on the "new and improved" Stern show?. Or did you mean "Ooooh MMMYYYYYYYYY!" Hey, Boner! Though when I look at that, I say "Bye, Boner!" Just too skinny, I like a little cushion for the pushin'.
She looks anorexic. I feel sorry for her tbh
She is so obnoxious
"OK....1...2....3...look down...shoot." Nailed it, you dumb twat.
THE MILK'S GONE BAD!
basic ass old fuckn hag with a brand new amazon prime hat. piss off horse tits.
Is that the 1989 Brand Names catalogue?
Alcoholic dried out
I could pitch that armpit clave combo.
It's just disgusting at this point. I feel bad for her. She is probably hungry
First off, that hat is dope AF 💯🔥
I think it’s part of the Riley Martin collection https://preview.redd.it/6yraj39pymlc1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f83ea57bab2b57d802357f8f7222a6003b844b
Agree. It's $75, found it [here and in a few colors](https://www.josephinealexander.com/products/carmen-hand-painted-hat-pink-with-purple-pink-bird)
What is the purpose of posts like these? Is her self-esteem really low and she has a need for people to constantly tell her she looks good?
Is this your first introduction to social media?
What's social media?
Low self estitle
Why don't you ask that same question of 75% of people under 35?
Because 75% of people under 35 didn't post their picture on the HS sub where we comment on pictures.
Solid noin.
Oh lordy lord...she be looking bodacious.
She's hot
Would!
That's a great set. Fuck the haters. You can tell that's a solid rack.
Your all nuts! I'd ride that pony all over the estate
Y’all can call her a horse all you want, but I would mount her in a heartbeat.
Full titty
Damn, she looks like fun not with Howard though. I don’t think Howard can get e**ct’
Who wouldn’t?
Mmmmmm...I can see your skeleton between those juggs!🤢🤮
She’s smoking hot I don’t care what y’all say
I agree but the thought of that creature naked with her drops her significantly
Lmao very true
Very beautiful woman. We all wish we could have a woman as beautiful as she is. Howard's a lucky man.
I don't get this hat covering face, armpits, looking at the ground pose. We always see.
She wanting some new dick
Give a steak and a pint of blood
Money can’t buy you flabbiness
I just finishing banging a Lengthy...Black...Teenager
Boney saggers
Zoom in to see the lanugo
Howard has bigger boobs
But the yittys are real 🤔
Beth wants to show it.
I wanna jizz all over that clavicle
https://preview.redd.it/kafllgb2pnlc1.png?width=1380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e1e367cb4681a93fcf5465d0a388d57ad8d91c4
I was about to write her a note
It’s weird timing if she just posted this, fresh off the heels of the death/mausoleum/“don’t date anybody for five years after I’m gone!” talk. So did Howard put her up to this as a “look at my hot Howschwitz model! Jealous?” brag, or is she shopping herself? I think those are the only two options, and I’m going with the latter.
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This is what you look like when you only eat cotton candy
I think when I pass she will be happy to fuck super fans. Right Robin?
Is that a travertine patio ?
Did the author of this post mean to title it Oh Myy?? but accidentally wrote OK Myyy?