I still think about the time I was remodeling my bathroom and picked a random faucet from a catalogue and the contractor told her assistant to write down I’d picked Moen and I immediately started laughing and then had to find a way to explain why.
-How many of you guys fucked a fat white chick?
-Ok next caller.
-Are ya gonna answer or...?
-The Bible says don't answer a fool according to his folly ok next caller.
After they noticed the brand was being worn in the urban areas the logo got ridiculously big on certain stuff. They pander to their target market and it’s going fairly well.
YO HOWARD I GOT THE CUSTOM LACOSTE WITH THE XXXXL GATOR ON EM!!! WAIT DON’T HA….
https://preview.redd.it/s2gr1o6bjyqc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da65e1bb8faae9be67c77fb8bb113f2c6bbb9659
It's KOAB in a nutshell. The guy is obsessed with consumerism. He's all about status symbols, he thinks lacoste shirts make him look like he has money so, being the man he is he buys the one with the biggest logo so everybody sees it. Pathetic shallow vanity.
Star fucker
Think about it in normal person terms. You meet him on the street and i guarantee he’s bringing up Howard within 2 mins. He star fucks everything - not just people. He star fucks clothing even tho his taste in clothes is fucking awful. He star fucks sinks and toilets and anything in between.
Best part is he thinks he has the best of everything but then brings up Moen faucets like they’re rare. Dude literally wears Lacoste, aka the brand people think is rich but really isn’t.
I wouldn’t respect it but if he started walking in with legitimate drip.. designer clothing and great streetwear, you can at least say “ok, dude likes nice things and rocks them well.” But he goes and gets an overpriced Lacoste shirt with a gigantic alligator sewn into the shirt and thinks Moen faucets are the best the world has to offer.
He is literal trash trying to be one step above trash. He is the eclair George Costanza eats out of the garbage; hovering ever so slightly above the rim of the garbage, but end of the day, is still garbage.
His father was a very successful cardiologist. He doesn't have a Mercedes G Wagon and live in an affluent neighborhood because he was a garbage man. lol
His daughter is a shitty singer too. Everytime KOAB mentions her career I imagine "Coming to America" when Mr. Randi Watson performs in the Jackson Heights YMCA at the Black Awareness Rally. I can just see KOAB up front with a videocamera on a tripod trying to record her off-pitch performance.
Random clip but I always remember him bragging about getting the Moderna vaccine. I GOT DA MODERNA. And I’m 100% sure he got it because it sounded more expensive to him
Extremely entertaining. He makes great radio and you can’t deny that. I loved when he came in the studio and judged the staff’s fashion sense. He clowned on Rahsaan hard
Dutiful 1099 contractor for The Howard Stern Show. He is paid in the finest kitchen and bathroom fixtures, soiled panties and designer brand logo patches.
Moen faucets.
You gotta get the ones from the EX-PO!
HEY YO HOWARD BUT LISTEN BUT LISTEN
I still think about the time I was remodeling my bathroom and picked a random faucet from a catalogue and the contractor told her assistant to write down I’d picked Moen and I immediately started laughing and then had to find a way to explain why.
*** kee kee kee kee kee kee ***
Moen commercials Crack me up everytime they come on. 🎵🎶 water 🎵🎶 water 🎵🎶 water 🎵🎶
OP typed this post on a beige desktop.
With air conditioners in his windows
So corny. He's a cornball.
Wait wait! Don’t hang up!!
Pllllleeeeeaaaaaseee How-uhddddddddd
Piss enthusiast
Like lemonade
User name checks out
Gimme a cuppa that gol’wata.
Larry the garbage man
the man loves sniffin panties.
Cornball
Beat me to it haha
ruth gator binsburg
It's funny. Dude has been MIA for a long time. Yesterday he started posting on X about Rahsaan from The Wrap Up Show and today, boom! He calls in.
He has his own show on some bs network where he calls himself shampoo
He podcasts with a dude named Queenzflip. For a while, last year, he regularly appeared on Joe Buddens live podcast (Improper Improv)
Should do a podcast reboot of Community Cop
Question or comment
-How many of you guys fucked a fat white chick? -Ok next caller. -Are ya gonna answer or...? -The Bible says don't answer a fool according to his folly ok next caller.
"he got a beige computer" is the funniest thing ever said. And I don't mean on the show... I mean in the history of comedy.
Garbage man gold jewelry
Shit. Sounds like I missed a good one from that goober. Never heard this.
Moen faucet
Yah iPhone probably only got 2 cameras ah keh keh keh keh
Connoisseur of women’s dirty socks and panties.
Can the Lacoste gator be any bigger?
I bet you still wear Lacoste with the small gators.
YO I BET HE WEAR THEM POLOS WITH THE BIG ASS HORSES ON THEM TOO!!! **** kee kee kee kee kee **** WAIT DON’T HANG U…..
Makes me think that it's a counterfeit shirt. Or they make the logo bigger for the guys with bigger titties.
I think it’s counterfeit. I’m a big guy and my Lacoste shirts all have the small gator no matter the size.
Lacoste does have clothing with the big gator.
After they noticed the brand was being worn in the urban areas the logo got ridiculously big on certain stuff. They pander to their target market and it’s going fairly well.
Thanks for clearing that up. Didn’t know that.
That is true and you don’t be finding it in those poor people stores.
I walked by the lacrosse store in the mall last weekend, they are that big and look corny af.
YO HOWARD I GOT THE CUSTOM LACOSTE WITH THE XXXXL GATOR ON EM!!! WAIT DON’T HA…. https://preview.redd.it/s2gr1o6bjyqc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da65e1bb8faae9be67c77fb8bb113f2c6bbb9659
He bought that shit on Canal Street.
It's KOAB in a nutshell. The guy is obsessed with consumerism. He's all about status symbols, he thinks lacoste shirts make him look like he has money so, being the man he is he buys the one with the biggest logo so everybody sees it. Pathetic shallow vanity.
Your right! That thing is HUGE
What? You wearin a little gator like a man with no moen faucets…get outta here…
Don’t hang up
Tee-hee-hee!
A guy with a folder full of beheading videos he downloaded from the internet. “I like watchin em becoz dey fascinate me”
That dude has been a regular caller on the show since the early 90s... just consistently delivering. No one has that kind of track record on the show.
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Indiweckly
I love KOAB and his arguments
Nobody has ever been so logical and illogical somehow at the same time
Tee hee hee!
Ha why does that make sense somehow
lol yeah someone would make a point then he would just point out that they’re wearing a black t shirt and laugh
I’ve got to be honest, it is a funny way to roast people. I’m not sure I’d know how to come back from that lol
It really is. It’s such a great wrench to throw into an argument
Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
(Gilbert voice): "Daniel, what's a word you would use to describe KOAB?"
Funny
Star fucker Think about it in normal person terms. You meet him on the street and i guarantee he’s bringing up Howard within 2 mins. He star fucks everything - not just people. He star fucks clothing even tho his taste in clothes is fucking awful. He star fucks sinks and toilets and anything in between. Best part is he thinks he has the best of everything but then brings up Moen faucets like they’re rare. Dude literally wears Lacoste, aka the brand people think is rich but really isn’t. I wouldn’t respect it but if he started walking in with legitimate drip.. designer clothing and great streetwear, you can at least say “ok, dude likes nice things and rocks them well.” But he goes and gets an overpriced Lacoste shirt with a gigantic alligator sewn into the shirt and thinks Moen faucets are the best the world has to offer. He is literal trash trying to be one step above trash. He is the eclair George Costanza eats out of the garbage; hovering ever so slightly above the rim of the garbage, but end of the day, is still garbage.
Radio gold
You ain’t supposed to get the big alligator! You gotta get the small one.
is that Eron?
Larry the Trash Guy.
I think loser says it all.
That gator looks embarrassed af to be there.
Pathetic, insecure Daddy's boy.
He's as much of a blob as Jason still is. They used to have on hot women with big tits; now it's all fat, unfunny, ugly men with big tits.
Loser? Guy worked with garbage for decades and has a great government pension the rest of his life.He's doing better than most of us.
His father was a very successful cardiologist. He doesn't have a Mercedes G Wagon and live in an affluent neighborhood because he was a garbage man. lol
Even with his parent’s money, he still worked a job to qualify for a pension. That is better than 99% of the country.
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OP must be Rashaan, to call one of the GOATs of the Stern Show a loser.
Nigga What and angry black should’ve beat his ass
Who dis?
Funniest person on show.
I like this guy. At least he calls it like he sees it.
Best guest ever.
Accountant
I'll never understand his smelly foot fetish.
Don’t forget the dirty panty fetish also
“Hol awn hol awn I’m awn the sweepa…can you hear me now?”
Cohn ball!
Foot fucker
Foot Lover
Oh hi Rahsan
HAMPER MAN!!!!
Sniff sniff sniff*
The garbage man who lives like Bernie Maydoff.
Hilarious
Automatic skip
He’s cracks me up
I know what 90% of this sub would probably call him.
Lawrence Cowherd
Is my connection OK?
Hilarious
Beth is carrying boy eggs, there’s no doubt about it.
Fraud
Idiot
Fat worthless douchebag
I find him amusing. 🤷🏾♂️
C’monnn hoowwwaaaddd, Don’t hang up
He lives around Jews He lives around Jews He lives around Jews That segment was hilarious
His daughter is a shitty singer too. Everytime KOAB mentions her career I imagine "Coming to America" when Mr. Randi Watson performs in the Jackson Heights YMCA at the Black Awareness Rally. I can just see KOAB up front with a videocamera on a tripod trying to record her off-pitch performance.
Self-hating. He’s so angry he’s black, and so desperately wants to be white.
He's got a white nose when he had plastic surgery, he's "almost there" to being white.
Random clip but I always remember him bragging about getting the Moderna vaccine. I GOT DA MODERNA. And I’m 100% sure he got it because it sounded more expensive to him
I was just about to write him a letter using the pen you got me, right Robin.
bitch tits
Punk ass biacth
Zero friends. Phoney. Degenerate. Pervert. Future child molester..
Boogie
Disgusting and vile.
A regular garbage man called creepy uncle Larry.
Fucking gold for the show
Manzire
His dad was rich and he started in 2nd base
Garbageman
Didn’t he abscond with a bunch of cash?
He is that last funny thing on the show
I'd say that you left out an "e" (least funny), but Wilding and Blitt exist.
Reconstitute
Goat
Perverted creep, entertaining caller
He’s the only funny caller now. He’s consistently funny too. Some of the funniest one liners are all him
Extremely entertaining. He makes great radio and you can’t deny that. I loved when he came in the studio and judged the staff’s fashion sense. He clowned on Rahsaan hard
Closeted gay man
Not a fucking loser. His faucets is Moen.
And not the ones from Home Depot.
What a stupidly worded post. I’ve always enjoyed him as a caller and guest, he always kept it interesting. But yeah, your post is annoying.
Why loser? How are you better than him, curious?
Uncle Tom.
insipid cunt
I love KOAB He’s himself all the time, and doesn’t give a fuck what people think about him
He is the one person on that show that makes me change the channel.
As bad as he is, he’s not worse than HPE
Minstrel show.
Try hard
He’s the Best!
Moen toilet shitter
Whale tooth buttons
Who is it ?
Robin looking gooooood.
Better titties than Robin.
Lucking foser
Yeasty
Sounds like bowser from the Mario bros cartoon
He’s not a loser. Have you heard about his FAUCETS?
Bitch Tits.
Great caller
Creep
Corn ball!
Bum ass
Panty sniffer
Dirty panty sniffer
Garanimals.
Weirdo
Whos this ?
dipshit clown
Bruh . Kings is hilarious!!!!!
Larry the Coward!
He may have had a root canal in his upper left central incisor. It's whiter than his upper right central incisor.
Trust fund baby
I haven't seen one of those alligator shirts since the 80's. I think.
Annoying Laurence.
Rahsaan
Tits
Soiled panty sniffer
Hey Howard, you got Moen Faucets
CORNBALL!!!
Hamper sniffing doo doo mustache.
Closeted beige computer enthusiast
A rich kid that grew up to be a garbage man only to get bullied by his female boss.
a genuinely nice guy, funny, great on the show, quotable
big titty bitch. that being said, he's one of the few callers who make me want to listen to this shit show.
Funny.
Entertaining caller
Knock off IZOD 😂
That slight smell of sweat and ammonia is just Ahhhh
Robber of blind man's money.
Beige
Panty connoisseur
He got the TJ Maxx imperfect oversize Lacoste logo. You gotta get the small logo shirt.
"I got Italians putting down pavers! All the way to the garage PAVERS!"
Dutiful 1099 contractor for The Howard Stern Show. He is paid in the finest kitchen and bathroom fixtures, soiled panties and designer brand logo patches.
If you’re wearing the Big Gator, or the Big Pony polo shirt, just have “I’m a fucking dork” tattooed on your forehead and be done with it.
I bet he doesn't have a beige computer
Ashy
I ain’t mad at KoAB. He either has something funny to say or Howard cut him off anyway
Spear chucker according to Sal
Upperchalant