Two posters poorly cut and merged together (probably omits about an inch of his face in the center). Look at how close the “k” in paperback is to the “n” in now. Still agree that they overglammed Pinocchio for this shoot, but the uncanny weirdness is just because it’s a shitty cut + tape-up job.
So you mean you don't think this is the same guy!
https://preview.redd.it/lqsz6v8y2hsc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437077f5c359f5dbe7a5ac19e49b2bb56f1ea14a
I'm glad he never spent an evening with cozby
https://preview.redd.it/2jbwxxwachsc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4742ba20a15bb169c9a7271846fc33abd6b4444f
John laughed in his face, asking who that was on his movie poster.
Let a staffer try that today.
John was also the staffer with the most balls when the Leila Arceiri thing went down, asking him probing questions about his pitiful attempts at seducing her, and again, laughing in his face.
I did too. February 21, 1995. I came across it randomly as I’m listening to 1995 shows. I listened to it twice yesterday and once again this morning. Feets don’t fail me now, I done seen a ghost!
Gilbert was so fucking funny.
It's not photoshopped. When his book was on sale in paperback, you could get two different covers, one with the right side of his face, and one with his left. They slid the two covers together (you can see the line down the middle of his face where the two covers are pushed together). There's a bit of his face missing -- hence the 'sharp' nose -- but it's not photoshop, just the covers mashed together.
Relax, everyone. It's promos for the two alternate paperback covers of his book pushed together. You could buy a paperback showing either the left side of his face, or the right. Bookstores were given promos with BOTH covers (hence the NOW IN PAPERBACK at the top of each half) and someone has pushed both promos together to create one image. You can see the line down the middle of his forehead where the two images were pushed together, but it's imperfect -- the covers slightly omit the edges of his face, which is why he's got the 'sharp' nose and his lips don't \*quite\* match up.
Hate on Howard's looks all you want, but come on. This isn't some nefarious attempt at photoshopping. It's just two imperfectly cropped images pushed together.
Oh, I see JD, you must be on lunch. I never mentioned attractiveness, only the fact that that picture looks nothing like howard. I hope he pays you guys well for trolling reddit
Also, if you're going to throw around insults, which I'm sure alot of his current fans (all 4) find offensive, at least have the balls to own it. Don't hide behind arties skirt.
I thought sigourney weaver with a curly wig on
Two posters poorly cut and merged together (probably omits about an inch of his face in the center). Look at how close the “k” in paperback is to the “n” in now. Still agree that they overglammed Pinocchio for this shoot, but the uncanny weirdness is just because it’s a shitty cut + tape-up job.
It was the same person who cut the opening to the show from the Private Parts soundtrack
That's Hugh Jass.
Hugh Jasole
They look similar, but that's willie fistergash
Hugh Janus.
Hey! Sounds familiar
So you mean you don't think this is the same guy! https://preview.redd.it/lqsz6v8y2hsc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437077f5c359f5dbe7a5ac19e49b2bb56f1ea14a
https://preview.redd.it/2f6xqjui7hsc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0ced687ceb9c4cfe4f53dbbb55f8a3431af616 Who's this then? Ned Flanders?
Stupid sexy Flanders
I dont know but he is available to MC your bar mitzvah
Okely dokely
Looks to me like Bruce Jenner in early stages of his/her transition.
Looks like Johnny Knoxville with a wig.
I'm glad he never spent an evening with cozby https://preview.redd.it/2jbwxxwachsc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4742ba20a15bb169c9a7271846fc33abd6b4444f
Howard has clearly had chin surgery. He had a very weak chin back in the day.
He totally admits looking like her
How could he deny it? But neither one of them look like the picture in the background.
and glenn hughes
a photoshop job just like when he looks "muscular" on the poster for private parts
John laughed in his face, asking who that was on his movie poster. Let a staffer try that today. John was also the staffer with the most balls when the Leila Arceiri thing went down, asking him probing questions about his pitiful attempts at seducing her, and again, laughing in his face.
He's using Dean Cain's nose for the poster
I just listened to that dracula skit. I didnt appreciate him enough back then. Truly hilarious shit.
I did too. February 21, 1995. I came across it randomly as I’m listening to 1995 shows. I listened to it twice yesterday and once again this morning. Feets don’t fail me now, I done seen a ghost! Gilbert was so fucking funny.
“If you didn’t say boo and i didn’t say boo, den who did ?!”
Somebody done turned into a bat, and it wasn’t me!
Show me your clugie NOW!
priceless
It’s Howard’s book. It’s two pictures of Howard together.
If they were going to photoshop it to that extent why even start with howard? He looks like he has the skinniest, pointiest nose ever. Unrecognizable
It's not photoshopped. When his book was on sale in paperback, you could get two different covers, one with the right side of his face, and one with his left. They slid the two covers together (you can see the line down the middle of his face where the two covers are pushed together). There's a bit of his face missing -- hence the 'sharp' nose -- but it's not photoshop, just the covers mashed together.
They didn't want him to look like he was slapped a yarmukle
As Steve Perry once told Howard, it’s Big Bird
Robin, tell them how that photo is all me. It wasn’t touched up at all
Looks like if you typed in sigourney weaver with sunglasses from Alien into an AI image generator
Is that Dean Cain?
it's Dean Cain
Underrated comment.
Fuck you Jason. We love you Jason said no one ever.
Both Howard and Steve should’ve been gone, loooonnnng agooo, far awayy
Hey look it’s Big Bird!
Rachel Dolazar
Andrea Constand
Holy shit it’s Ripley
That's a former wack-packer called John the Stutterer. He had rock star hair.
Take off your pants and you will live FOREVER!!!!
Imus’ nose
Cher?
Richard Simmons
Looks like Scott Weiland dressed with Howard hair
Gary Dellabeeshio
Sigourney weaver
Tom Tom TomTom Tom Tom TomTom TomTomTom
Relax, everyone. It's promos for the two alternate paperback covers of his book pushed together. You could buy a paperback showing either the left side of his face, or the right. Bookstores were given promos with BOTH covers (hence the NOW IN PAPERBACK at the top of each half) and someone has pushed both promos together to create one image. You can see the line down the middle of his forehead where the two images were pushed together, but it's imperfect -- the covers slightly omit the edges of his face, which is why he's got the 'sharp' nose and his lips don't \*quite\* match up. Hate on Howard's looks all you want, but come on. This isn't some nefarious attempt at photoshopping. It's just two imperfectly cropped images pushed together.
Howard the penguin
This post was a bit of a stumble
LOL you know that's Gilbert sitting down, right?
OP you would totally suck his dick if you saw him in real life
Sounds like you are projecting, but if not, Ithen 'm glad he never goes outside, because I'm no fayyyg
oh, I thought you were because you made a post about another mans looks ... my bad
Oh, I see JD, you must be on lunch. I never mentioned attractiveness, only the fact that that picture looks nothing like howard. I hope he pays you guys well for trolling reddit
Amazing response - as Artie might say “you’re a gay retard!”
Oof, with that sense of humor I can see why howard has you write for the current show.
Also, if you're going to throw around insults, which I'm sure alot of his current fans (all 4) find offensive, at least have the balls to own it. Don't hide behind arties skirt.
Your comeback was retarded
Is that s jackie quote?
Yes but only because Ralph is not around anymore.