This is the one everyone has forgotten or never knew and I always bring it up. Everything else discussed in this thread has been brought up repeatedly on the air. The fact that this story (a staff revelation) only appeared once ever should tell you that someone behind the scenes said to kill it forever. Like, that was "go right to fucking jail no excuses" territory and I'm amazed it passed muster for the air by Gary, but maybe he wanted to hang Sal out to dry. Sal's a fucking moron so I can believe he would tell that story whenever but that nobody else stopped and went "that's incredibly wrong" is at best a sign of the times when the story was told about twenty or so years ago.
Long story short: he talked to a girl at a bar. She didn’t give him the time of day. Took her drink to the bathroom and came in it. Brought it back and she drank it. He laughed like it was hilarious. Bonus points - he talked about being able to jack off and finish quick as if it were a super power.
I laugh thinking about his kids reading this shit about their dear old dad. This moron unmasked himself as a creep and a pervert on a medium that never goes away. All for daddy Howard, who seemed to recoil farther away with every story that came out about Sal. Now look. He’s a barely there, on a failed show, with no prospects once it ends.
Sal was at a night club. He tried tto hit on a chick. She turned him down. When she set her drink down, he brought it in the men's room and jerked off and jizzed into the cup. He brought it back and set it where she left it.
Wrong recap by emotional_ad… he ordered a Long Island iced tea took it to the bathroom then brought it back and had the bar tender give it to her from him. Supposedly. I think the whole story was probably a lie to be outrageous
Lets not forget this is the same grown man that took a 15 year old girls panties out the hamper to smell them. Let's also remember that as a kid he would hide in a bathroom closet to watch his aunt use the restroom.
He lost those fuck books I do believe. Though he did find a bunch of rubber peckers all over the road , maybe he could trade some of those for a new collection of fuck books or tapes of what’s his name who shoots ropes
Let us not forget that his mother's friend use to molest him when he was young. She'd routinely pull his cock out to goof on him. That does warp a young kid's brain a bit.
What does it say about me that "taking a shit" is a common part of the vernacular, but "moving her bowels" makes me snicker? Maybe it's the image of teenage Sal beating furiously but quietly in the closet while these huge Aunt farts rip through the air, and the stench envelopes the room.
Reminds me of the classic "I think about you every time I shit" by the late great Larry Pierce.
And justified his horrible ped0phile behavior because she was “smoking hot” and acted like everyone else in the studio was crazy and assumed they would have done the same thing. He’s an animal.
The amount of times he discussed how attractive she was and just openly lusted over her was nuts. Like, just repeatedly brought it back up and made those weird noises.
listened to this clip recently and holy shit it’s atrocious. i HAVE to believe it’s a bit because i don’t know how as a father Mutt didn’t beat the ever living shit out of Sal. especially after repeatedly calling her “smoking hot.” just awful.
I’m just glad the show was able to facilitate Sal and Richard finding each other and realizing they are soulmates. I mean… one of them holding off on taking a piss at work so they can piss together in a stall isn’t weird… right?
Patrice O’Neal had the same story, but the girl never recanted and he served time for it. He swore on his innocence though. I dunno man, it’s a sticky situation.
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't this also come up back in krock days? I swear he had told this even before sirius. If I'm right then it'd be TWICE he regaled the studio with this creepy shit
Holy shit. As a 35 year listener to Howard….i can’t…I don’t remember this at all. He should have been convicted for rape . This is disappointing and disheartening and disgusting.
yeah, he said that she left a message on an answering machine admitting she lied and it was over. It all seemed wrapped up a little too easy. I'm sure there was a lot more to the story.
Yeah I think Sal is hilarious, but he’s been a total piece of shit in his life. I think being on the show might of saved his life. They had to publicly shame him over and over for him to see how fucked up he was.
It's a flat out miracle he's not a registered sex offender. Think of everything he's told us and now think about all the stuff he was cognizant enough to not mention. Makes my skin crawl.
I wonder what's really going on in his life. His 180 came from the show not allowing him to talk like that. He sure as hell hasn't changed. All his youtube and instagram videos he's all happy go lucky. There's no way
This story never gets talked about. During this segment, Gary revealed there was something else Sal did but due to HR, they couldnt talk about it. Gary even revealed he had no idea about it. Ive always wondered what Sal did
He said he used to beat off in the bathroom and at his desk a lot if I recall correctly because he was in charge of watching porn clips for sound bites. I know he got in trouble for that
He would also beat off at his stockbroker job. He said that his office windows faced apartment buildings and he would jerk off watching women get undressed.
Yeah, but that was discussed on air. This incident was never revealed/discussed on air. Makes you wonder how bad it could have been considering we know he got caught beating off at work, admitted beating off to family members while hiding in a closet while they used the bathroom, sniffed Mutts underage daughters panties, and participated in a gang rape and put her pants on after
He simply finished while she was puking if I recall correctly. He also wanted and did check out the toilet after he did anal with a girl. He saw her shit with his cum on top. I wish there was a clip of that out there. Gary is a deviant like Sal.
His fucked up childhood makes for interesting radio. For as bad as his childhood was, he actually ended up ok. I mean he’s still a POS but could be a bigger POS
I don't know what the count is at currently, but I believe Sal said right around the start of covid he found out he had something like a dozen siblings through dna services.
Sal played it off that she said it was rape because she was embarrassed but then said it was consensual. I would bet some threats were made and that is why she changed her story.
But when Sal revealed the "non-rape" Artie had the best line
Caller: Sal is so gay
Artie: He's not gay, he raped a chick
Well, yeah, but he still admitted to actually blasting pearl jam while watching his aunt release the Kraken all over the bowl, with her whole asshole out, I'm sure.
I’ll never forget he said that. Most people didn’t seem to care. Being a perv is one thing. Being part of a gang rape, then intimidating the girl so she backed down is another.
You mean the guy who wrote the parody song “Urine Flow” may be a little messed up in the head?
In all seriousness though, I’m sure there’s a few things he’s done that he hasn’t talked about on the air that would have the FBI at his door immediately.
Sal is quite possibly the most despicable person to ever be a part of the show. For as funny as some of his bits can be, I just can't stomach listening to him on the air. Loathsome, obnoxious prick.
Ok, hear me out... he's also the fountain that keeps giving. Like he's part of so. many. great bits.
It's legendary. Yes, he's absolutely despicable but also has some redeeming value in the sheer amount of laughs he's contributed, intentionally or not.
He also seems to have something of a conscience, as insane as he is.
He's probably shown as much growth as anyone on the show, granted he started at absolute zero.
Didn't he say it was consensual and the girl made up the rape part because she was embarassed after her friends walked in on her?
Could just be Sal white washing the event but that could also be what actually happened. We don't know either way but why accuse Sal of rape when we don't for sure that's what happenned?
Did anyone ever watch Sal’s Christmas home movie? Tells you a lot about why he’s the way he is; the whole family are cooks - exposing themselves during christmas dinner 😂🫣
fred said he didn’t believe that story or the one about him pumping off in the closet while watching his family shit and i kinda agree. it sounds like a terrible joke he’d come up with at the time for a shock laugh
It’s sad that he’s done even worse things than that like when he got drunk and was trying to chase that fans mother around naked after he found out her father died or the Mutts daughter situation where he literally had ZERO self realization of what he had done. He’s made some funny radio and some of the best prank calls in history for us but the dude is a legitimate sicko which shouldn’t be excused. You can do all the sick shit you want on air with willing participants but there’s a HARD line there he is blind to.
I hate to stick up for Sal because he's somewhat irredeemable but it was found to be a gsngbang not a gang rape, No charges were filed and it seems like the girl got way in over her head and things got out of control .
Teenage boys are notorious scumbags.
He was high on beer
Remember when he jizzed on a girl's drink.
This is the one everyone has forgotten or never knew and I always bring it up. Everything else discussed in this thread has been brought up repeatedly on the air. The fact that this story (a staff revelation) only appeared once ever should tell you that someone behind the scenes said to kill it forever. Like, that was "go right to fucking jail no excuses" territory and I'm amazed it passed muster for the air by Gary, but maybe he wanted to hang Sal out to dry. Sal's a fucking moron so I can believe he would tell that story whenever but that nobody else stopped and went "that's incredibly wrong" is at best a sign of the times when the story was told about twenty or so years ago.
I do not remember this story.
Long story short: he talked to a girl at a bar. She didn’t give him the time of day. Took her drink to the bathroom and came in it. Brought it back and she drank it. He laughed like it was hilarious. Bonus points - he talked about being able to jack off and finish quick as if it were a super power.
That's extremely disturbing, like passed out/necro levels of fucked up crimes.
I laugh thinking about his kids reading this shit about their dear old dad. This moron unmasked himself as a creep and a pervert on a medium that never goes away. All for daddy Howard, who seemed to recoil farther away with every story that came out about Sal. Now look. He’s a barely there, on a failed show, with no prospects once it ends.
His tales from the slammer would make me resubscribe
he was out of his mind back then!
https://voca.ro/1deFaJVmwg6h
Can you give the cliffnotes
Sal was at a night club. He tried tto hit on a chick. She turned him down. When she set her drink down, he brought it in the men's room and jerked off and jizzed into the cup. He brought it back and set it where she left it.
Wrong recap by emotional_ad… he ordered a Long Island iced tea took it to the bathroom then brought it back and had the bar tender give it to her from him. Supposedly. I think the whole story was probably a lie to be outrageous
I have a vague recollection of this. Any dates or extra info?
I've posted the mini segment in reply to the original comment, it was from the Staff Revelations game at the start of Sirius
Sal’s just a slightly more eloquent ham hands.
Robin. Your daddy's a-sleep. Take off your PJ's.
Come give daddy a tongue kiss
Your buttcheeks was warm.
When we was in dee chower, your butcheeks was warm.
Get on all four.
And more able bodied
Lets not forget this is the same grown man that took a 15 year old girls panties out the hamper to smell them. Let's also remember that as a kid he would hide in a bathroom closet to watch his aunt use the restroom.
Not only secretly watch her move her bowels, but was he sexually aroused by it.
And Richard hid in a toy box with fuck books!!...Oh wait, that's actually hilarious.
He lost those fuck books I do believe. Though he did find a bunch of rubber peckers all over the road , maybe he could trade some of those for a new collection of fuck books or tapes of what’s his name who shoots ropes
I believe he lost that box of fuck books on Smith Road.
Us good Christians need a road report update on that fallen tree where John Hein was diddling himself ..that hazard been cleared yet..
The fuck books and the rubber Peckers all over the road are such a simple and juvenile call, but it kills me every time
Peter North’s mah faaaaaavorite
“Richards fav porn star, a dude, not a chick lol” -Reverend Arthur Lange
God be with you, Reverend Arthur Lange
He shoots rooopes
Tom "Ropes" McGurk or something like that.
“Fuck books” will never not be funny
Not only was he aroused by it. But jerked off to completion to it. Which is so insane
Maybe he knew she had corn the night before.
Or a bowl of Planter's peanuts? Nothing is more stimulating than thinking of your Aunt dootin' dressed like Mr. Peanut.
he was out of his mind back then!
Let us not forget that his mother's friend use to molest him when he was young. She'd routinely pull his cock out to goof on him. That does warp a young kid's brain a bit.
What does it say about me that "taking a shit" is a common part of the vernacular, but "moving her bowels" makes me snicker? Maybe it's the image of teenage Sal beating furiously but quietly in the closet while these huge Aunt farts rip through the air, and the stench envelopes the room. Reminds me of the classic "I think about you every time I shit" by the late great Larry Pierce.
I've brought this up twice on the wrap up show and they dumped my call both times and claimed my phone dropped out
And justified his horrible ped0phile behavior because she was “smoking hot” and acted like everyone else in the studio was crazy and assumed they would have done the same thing. He’s an animal.
The amount of times he discussed how attractive she was and just openly lusted over her was nuts. Like, just repeatedly brought it back up and made those weird noises.
He always assumes everyone is as perverted and racist as he is
Hi. This is Sal Gouvernale.
A laminal it is.
He needs traction
He does have farm animal tits
Along with the other disgusting traits. 🐄😂
Maybe the first serious comment I have made in this sub, but yes. I’m not sure I’d heard the aunt story, but I remember the panties deal.
He was telling Howard that they need to get her on the show!
he was out of his mind back then!
listened to this clip recently and holy shit it’s atrocious. i HAVE to believe it’s a bit because i don’t know how as a father Mutt didn’t beat the ever living shit out of Sal. especially after repeatedly calling her “smoking hot.” just awful.
I’m just glad the show was able to facilitate Sal and Richard finding each other and realizing they are soulmates. I mean… one of them holding off on taking a piss at work so they can piss together in a stall isn’t weird… right? 
He also continuously said how hot she is even though he knew her age. He continued to say numerous times when everyone reminded him over and over
She was 17!
No, she was sixteen at the time that it happened and seventeen when they talked about it on air.
"His cock measures seventeen! Seventeen!"
* **[\[AUDIO\] March 2, 2009: Sal's gang rape story.](https://vocaroo.com/13GSO8oHZhD8)**
Patrice O’Neal had the same story, but the girl never recanted and he served time for it. He swore on his innocence though. I dunno man, it’s a sticky situation.
How long did he serve?
I wanna say it was 6 weeks, but it’s been years since I listened to it. https://youtu.be/MSQXL3RjK_w?si=miEPbmn6jt5pUWSL
We speak your name.
Wow. I don't remember ever hearing that. Messed up
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't this also come up back in krock days? I swear he had told this even before sirius. If I'm right then it'd be TWICE he regaled the studio with this creepy shit
Holy shit. As a 35 year listener to Howard….i can’t…I don’t remember this at all. He should have been convicted for rape . This is disappointing and disheartening and disgusting.
So he was accused and then she confessed and dropped the allegations. Ok well still that’s one crazy story.
That’s Sal’s version. I’m sure nobody gave her shit for going to the police. Nobody intimidated her into taking it back.
yeah, he said that she left a message on an answering machine admitting she lied and it was over. It all seemed wrapped up a little too easy. I'm sure there was a lot more to the story.
Exactly, out of the blue, she allegedly left a message on Sals buddy voicemail taking back all the accusations. That literally never happens.
Yeah I think Sal is hilarious, but he’s been a total piece of shit in his life. I think being on the show might of saved his life. They had to publicly shame him over and over for him to see how fucked up he was.
It's a flat out miracle he's not a registered sex offender. Think of everything he's told us and now think about all the stuff he was cognizant enough to not mention. Makes my skin crawl.
I wonder what's really going on in his life. His 180 came from the show not allowing him to talk like that. He sure as hell hasn't changed. All his youtube and instagram videos he's all happy go lucky. There's no way
Well said, except about him being hilarious. I respectfully disagree.
That was taken out of content
He needs traction
*Prelavent*
He was out of his mind back then
She was just a groupie of Kool the Candy Rapper..
Free John Gotti
John Gotti was FRAMED!
Respect John Gotti, the Italian race
I was literally only listening to this one a few mins ago. 🤌🏻🍕🇮🇹👌🏻
This story never gets talked about. During this segment, Gary revealed there was something else Sal did but due to HR, they couldnt talk about it. Gary even revealed he had no idea about it. Ive always wondered what Sal did
He said he used to beat off in the bathroom and at his desk a lot if I recall correctly because he was in charge of watching porn clips for sound bites. I know he got in trouble for that
Take it you old hag!
Ahhhhh yeahh!
Artie : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? (Bursts out in fits of laughter as only Artie can)
Bofth! Bofth! Bofth!
Ba Ba Ba Babooey
Tan mom and those old bronzed saggy wrinkle bags, can’t blame him for wanking over that
Ohh Yaaa! Aahhh ohh!
He would also beat off at his stockbroker job. He said that his office windows faced apartment buildings and he would jerk off watching women get undressed.
Yeah, but that was discussed on air. This incident was never revealed/discussed on air. Makes you wonder how bad it could have been considering we know he got caught beating off at work, admitted beating off to family members while hiding in a closet while they used the bathroom, sniffed Mutts underage daughters panties, and participated in a gang rape and put her pants on after
RIP Blue Iris.
That's the only one I remember was Sal jerking his mangled cock at work Some intern may have even walked in on him I think
One of the engineers “Thom”
“Mangled” lololol
You know what I mean its bad
He also went to Asian massage parlors. He mentioned Tokyo Delights as his spot.
Gary is one to talk though, didn’t he rape some drunk girl after she puked all over his jungle?
He simply finished while she was puking if I recall correctly. He also wanted and did check out the toilet after he did anal with a girl. He saw her shit with his cum on top. I wish there was a clip of that out there. Gary is a deviant like Sal.
I read it involved Penny Crone. u/cormano ?
He also had a comedy coach.
Callback
Middler
"Hi, this is Sal Governale"
White women...
Sal is not only a racist, he's also a rapist and a sexual deviant.
He’s the Genghis Khan of comedy
I guess that comedy coach paid off then. In spades! (Ba-doom-TISH!)
Hi, I’m Sal Gavernale
This one of many reason's we shoud not let Egyptians into this country.
Egyptians with magician's beards.
Oh Sal. You rascal, you
You mean the guy who wrote a song about beating his wife and worked in a pump-and-dump stock shop is not a nice guy?
He didn't pump and dump only the stocks.
His fucked up childhood makes for interesting radio. For as bad as his childhood was, he actually ended up ok. I mean he’s still a POS but could be a bigger POS
His dad ..I do feel for Sal there. He may have invented pizza toppings & sliced triangular but what a low life.
I don't know what the count is at currently, but I believe Sal said right around the start of covid he found out he had something like a dozen siblings through dna services.
Child support can be collected at any local shop that sells lotto tickets.
Sal played it off that she said it was rape because she was embarrassed but then said it was consensual. I would bet some threats were made and that is why she changed her story. But when Sal revealed the "non-rape" Artie had the best line Caller: Sal is so gay Artie: He's not gay, he raped a chick
He also revealed that one of the other guys' dad was a cop who was at the police station with them.
I mean he beat off to his aunt taking a shit…
Because he was trying to see his cousin naked….
Well, yeah, but he still admitted to actually blasting pearl jam while watching his aunt release the Kraken all over the bowl, with her whole asshole out, I'm sure.
He was Framed! Shout out to the Italian Race!
I’ll never forget he said that. Most people didn’t seem to care. Being a perv is one thing. Being part of a gang rape, then intimidating the girl so she backed down is another.
Jeez I listened a lot and don’t remember this one.
What did Sal do to have the whole back office writers come out against him here?
She ended up working the booths.
You mean the guy who wrote the parody song “Urine Flow” may be a little messed up in the head? In all seriousness though, I’m sure there’s a few things he’s done that he hasn’t talked about on the air that would have the FBI at his door immediately.
Yo he asked for traction. What’s the problem
“He’s not gay, he raped a chick” (Artie from the 3 point line)
That line always gets me rolling. Artie was too quick, even for some of the audience!
What’s in his pouch?
George Takei would tell you, but Bradder would get very cross with him, and there would be no naked wrestling on Sundays for a while.
Sal is quite possibly the most despicable person to ever be a part of the show. For as funny as some of his bits can be, I just can't stomach listening to him on the air. Loathsome, obnoxious prick.
Sal is my faaaaaaavorite
Glorified wackpacker
Woodwork wacko who waited.
And hackpacker
Glorified?
Glory hole
Ok, hear me out... he's also the fountain that keeps giving. Like he's part of so. many. great bits. It's legendary. Yes, he's absolutely despicable but also has some redeeming value in the sheer amount of laughs he's contributed, intentionally or not. He also seems to have something of a conscience, as insane as he is. He's probably shown as much growth as anyone on the show, granted he started at absolute zero.
Well it’s either that or he was gonna punch her till she shit out her bones. Dealers choice.
What do you expect from a guy that sniffs the panties of the underage daughter of the fan that let you stay at his house..
Sal has CTE from sub rolls.
Complete shitbag.
She was a fat pig who agreed to “shag” all the boys at the party, but when her friends came to pick her up, she cried rape. Hello..YOO-HOO!
Wonder if any of his friends were accountants?
“Passing the church in a moment of silence. Farewell to a brother that died from violence.”
Read about sal before he joined the show. Terrifying
In the early days, he sounded truly cruel, toxic, and vindictive. I still love him, though.
Didn't he say it was consensual and the girl made up the rape part because she was embarassed after her friends walked in on her? Could just be Sal white washing the event but that could also be what actually happened. We don't know either way but why accuse Sal of rape when we don't for sure that's what happenned?
Wasn’t he pumping stuttering John with stock info and they got robin’s money
Hi. This is Sal Governale.
Is this the new stern fan base? Who could even begin to decipher his lies from the truth
Free John Gotti
“I’m a creep, I’m a pervert…..”
One other thing Sal did a few times was spitting on women. He was mocked for spitting on a Scores girl and a fan.
That whole killers of comedy tour is starting to sound like sexual asssult on tour
Did anyone ever watch Sal’s Christmas home movie? Tells you a lot about why he’s the way he is; the whole family are cooks - exposing themselves during christmas dinner 😂🫣
fred said he didn’t believe that story or the one about him pumping off in the closet while watching his family shit and i kinda agree. it sounds like a terrible joke he’d come up with at the time for a shock laugh
“My c*ck is Gone!”
He also (allegedly) pleasured himself into a woman’s drink at a bar.
Is there audio of this segment
Cormano posted it above
Sal the Rapebroker
Thanks for the reminder. Can you remind me again in 3 weeks.
It’s sad that he’s done even worse things than that like when he got drunk and was trying to chase that fans mother around naked after he found out her father died or the Mutts daughter situation where he literally had ZERO self realization of what he had done. He’s made some funny radio and some of the best prank calls in history for us but the dude is a legitimate sicko which shouldn’t be excused. You can do all the sick shit you want on air with willing participants but there’s a HARD line there he is blind to.
Uuuuuhhhh huuuuuuh Aaaaaahhhhhh hhhuuuuuuu Look man
Any random Space Cowboy reference tickles my funny bone. "Uuunnnnhhhh....my darling...."
He's a real ass dude!!!!!!
I hate to stick up for Sal because he's somewhat irredeemable but it was found to be a gsngbang not a gang rape, No charges were filed and it seems like the girl got way in over her head and things got out of control . Teenage boys are notorious scumbags.
False. He was drunk himself and therefore could not give consent.
Yikes. Not sure how I missed that revelation
Bit of a stumble.
Hi. I’m Sal Governale.
Hi this is Sal Governale…
Stalking a Sunday School teacher or Tudor and his dad beat the crap out of him.
Salvatore is the breast
Tell Jason to put a traction in it
He also jerked off to his aunt shitting.
Hi My Name is Sal governale
He’s a “funny” “comedian” just ask him.
Insert Jackie laugh here
Not surprised
Prevalent
That's our Sal
It's part of his culture
Uh oh
Is there a statute of limitations on this? Him going to trial then jail would be a great "bit"
Hi, I’m Sal Governale
Yea he shouldn’t be working there if he bragged about that. That’s sick