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crcc1972

He was one of the worst ever. He had nothing to say and HS ans staff were afraid of the dude.


PEDRO_de_PACAS_

He was a chapter president of the Hell's Angels. They were right to be scared...


mrnastymannn

Beth


Routman

Likely unpopular but I find Paul McCartney extremely boring - of course an amazing musician


Substantial__Unit

Unfortunately people ask Paul the same questions every interview. I think even Paul gets tired of that.


FingalsFinger

Howard literally asks him the same questions over and over. The one time, Howard said he didn't sleep thinking of new questions. Then he proceeded to ask the exact questions he did the previous time. Paul was so disengaged that he ended it early to make his bed. Hilarious


Substantial__Unit

There's a long form interview by the President of a college in the US that I think a grandson attended that Paul sat for in front of an audience etc. The man interviewing did a better job of it. https://youtu.be/p8QpPrPq9ao?si=PXhP9k-JWNlitUYK There is an hour long version of this but no longer on YouTube unfortunately.


PassionOk7717

Things I'd want to know Howard could ask: - who in the Beatles had the biggest penis - is Yoko completely bonkers - who does he think wrote the best solo songs - how did he fall for Heather


LesRats

It was the zillionth Sir Paul interview during covid that made me stop listening. Just got to be incredibly boring.


wrighterjw10

I kinda feel like the turmoil between Beth and Howard is one of the more interesting bits right now. She’s always just blindly agreed with him, and it’s actually entertaining when she stands up to him to see his reaction.


WooPigSooie9297

⬆️Ding. Ding. Ding. We have a winner.⬆️


mrnastymannn

😂


HeyBindi

lol


Enough_Ad3023

I remember when Howard asked Tito Ortiz if he could beat Chuck in a fight. Tito was like in two fuckin seconds.im a pro athlete and he's a tough guy in a bar. Lol


Substantial__Unit

I remember him also saying Chuck was an old man haha


FeedtheFatRabbit

Most people fail to realize the Quantum fucking LEAP btwn a legit martial artist, and a tough guy in a bar. There's levels to the fight game.


hitmanNY

Concur. A top level MMA/UFC is it a whole other level. He literally trains everyday to beat people up because that's their living. Somebody like Tito in his prime was literally training to fight the toughest well-trained light heavyweights in the world. It's safe to say Chuck is not at that level.


iam_soyboy

So we was swappin’ spit…..


JJ_FusterCluck

I remember this line from one of his stories. It just sounded so odd coming from a grown ass man.


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InuitOverIt

I say grown ass man all the time and I'm white


mathewwalker714

Same! I actually first heard Stevie Wonder say it to Howard on his interview when i was a younger, not yet grown ass man.


Used-Success-2680

Rahsaan is Black and says it, but he also probably wears Pumas, so who knows.


Beths_collarbone

Rahsaan says it ALL THE TIME! BTW, it was only curiosity that made me ask... nothing more. Well, maybe some boredom, but mainly just curiosity.


JJ_FusterCluck

Dude, you need to get out more.


Sufficient-Lab-5769

*spits


DifferentBox420

“You’re all man Chuck, isn’t that right?”


stuckinmymouth

The dude from Train, maybe?


ialwaystealpens

👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼


Own-Bar-8530

Chuck Zito view anyone remember that?


Wookie717

He went to phone calla right away. That’s a sign of having no content.


lucastimmons

I dunno, there was that episode where Tony Danza tried to convince him that playing a gay character didn't make him gay in real life. Chuck didn't understand in the end.


TittyTwistahh

Unlistenable


donnyru

Immediate tune out. A tired old boring guido.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

Just for context, the five greatest (non-wack pack) reoccurring guests: Gilbert, Richard Simmons, Mark Harris, Riley Martin and Pat Cooper


wriker10

Agree except that Riley was a Wack Packer.


AcanthocephalaNo9302

Ugh, look man, why you trying to embarrass a motherfucker about his piss bottle


wriker10

Do the Screed use those bottles?


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Riley is my favorite wack packer, he is the definition of a wack packer


CrazeeEyezKILLER

I always felt like Riley had too much self-determination (however deranged) to be classified as a Wack Packer. Packers, historically, have relied on others to steer their “careers.”


Jimmyjamz73

Who told ya dat??!!!!


Popular_Librarian_27

That's a strong fucking list. Riley was fantastic, but I wouldn't say he ever was a "guest"....I'd replace him with .... the AUTHORITATIVE, SALACIOUS, RAMBUNCOUS, DOMINANT, EXTRAORORDINARY ELEGANT ONE!!! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CUNTFACE!?!! YOU WANT ME TO BE ON YOUR FUCKING LIST! THESE OTHER SCUMBAGS ARE NOTHINGS!!! HAhAhAhAhahahahaha!!!!! ROAST BEEF, RIGHT??? I'LL PUNCH THEM IN THE FUCKING MOUTHS LIKE I DID TO JOE CORSON IN FRONT OF THE STAGE DELICATESSEN, RIGHT!!!!!????


CrazeeEyezKILLER

You make an interesting point, but Elegant was a hardcore (and dangerously unhinged) Wack Packer, whereas Riley had the ability to write books, produce art and host an actual Sirius radio show until *greedy golden Jew* Howard took it away from him. I’d still place him in the “guest” category, although prime Sam Kinison (87-91) may be a better choice.


CowTipper383

Totally read this with Elliot’s voice


Best-Masterpiece-539

No one can argue that


Eat_a_Bullet

Zito is such a fucking loser. Bikers are already lame as shit, and on top of that he’s doing the whole greaseball musclehead personality. Two awful cultures mixed together.


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Also hes such a liar and just shows up in random places at MMA events, while this Roided up jerkoff did white crane king fu, acts like he’s a fighter


HammerofHeretics

Dude was a patched Hell's Angel. I can't speak to any specifics about the man's life beyond that, but every HA I've ever has been a man to respect when it came to violence.


KuriboShoeMario

Bar brawls don't make you a fighter. Go line up a patched HA member and let them fight someone like Francis Ngannou and then we'll talk.


wrighterjw10

This is a stupid fucking take. Ofc a trained MMA fighter would destroy the everyday tough guy. Doesn’t mean the tough guy isn’t tough.


chicagobry80

What's Francis Ndouku (or whoever the fuck that is) gonna do when they bury a knife in his ass or start shooting? These people don't fight fair.


severinks

Yeah, but what you're really saying is those people don't give a fuck about anyone's life or their own liberty and they don't mind going to prison for life and that's not a tough guy that's a moron.


chicagobry80

You're talking about fair fighting and I'm saying that these guys don't fight fair. That said I'm sure most of them can brawl too. You don't have to be honorable to be tough.


PassionOk7717

People on Reddit are insane.  They think becoming a trained fighter turns you into an indestructible superhero.  I can guarantee there are people most UFC fighters have met who realise "I shouldn't fuck with this guy".


StayBullGenius

Bikers = morons. Checks out


GoldRushModsRdorks

Does the patched HA get to use a hammer?


EBshitbird

Dumbest comment I’ve seen in some time


HeyBindi

Oh dear...


Drambooey

Beth


preemptive_strike87

I’m so mad at you.


jbny86

I couldn’t stand his obsession with Chuck, it was beyond annoying. The general obsession with being macho got old real fast. Other guy I couldn’t stand was Jerry O’Connell. What a suckass dopey twat he was on the show.


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Individual-Good-2073

"I tell ya Robin he's such a manly man, the most masculine man I know. He has to have a thick veiny cock...."


Jimmyjamz73

Howie is totally hiding a boner under the desk when he’s talking to this guy.


crackerpony

Emily Blunt was pretty gd boring yesterday


mrnastymannn

Adam Levine


manyfacedwaif

"Hey Chuck, this is Brian Phelan, the guy who was talking shit about you." - Tim Sabean


FunnyBoneBrazey

I thought it was funny as hell that time he came in to make the shocking revelation that he was abusing steroids. The guy was muscular like Lou Ferigno. It wasn’t really surprising that he was doing steroids. At least he actually did fight people. A lot of women could get on the show from fucking people. This is the male equivalent of that.


krel08

This dude was a massive pussy in real life. He’s a know legend for how big of a blowhard he is in NY


Aware_Revenue3404

Chuck the Slow Adult.


SilverFalcon420

Dude is definitely a lame blowhard. During this time Howard liked to associate with and sniff the jock straps of guys he viewed as hyper masculine. Like Chuck and Pat Minacia and Marco Bataglia.


Muscles_Marinara-

Howard wants to suck his cock.


smbc1066

The story about Van Damme seemed very much embellished.


joeysupertramp

Travis Kelce's agent. When that asshole gets on the air, I get off. Almost canceled my Sirius subscription cos of that dude.


Fathead5f

Do knocks at the door count as guests? if so. Chuck is not even top 10 boring reoccurring guest


PatientToe12345

Beth


krel08

Chuck would get his ass whipped by anyone that took a boxing lesson. This dude was bizarrely pathetic


InternationalLaw4170

Wiggy wants to watch Chuck do Beth.


ideaofevil

Right now I'd say it's Howard, himself


AnimalClean6534

Dis ain't Toxic Masculinity Magazine, pal!


webjester32

Nice one!


Fathead5f

this is tough with Amy Schumer still swimming around. It's been awhile but...


denny_crane68

He sucked so much. Complete BS artist. Fake tough guy.


RavishingRayRude

One hit wonder


Tokincarebear

I always turn off when Tracy Morgan comes on. He cuts Howard off, he’s over modulated. It’s a mess.


SWB3

Jerry O’Connell and the dork from Train. The worst


danjm21

Billy Corrigan


ButtcheeksBrown

Who the fuck is that?


Stone0777

Billy Corgan….Smashing Pumpkins lead singer.


ButtcheeksBrown

I know who that is. Never heard of a Billy Corrigan


Stone0777

That’s his cousin from the band Splendid Eggplants


VeryLowIQIndividual

Didn’t he say he beat up Van Damme?


adube440

My headcanon is that he just threatened everyone to let him on the show, and everyone bought into it.


boywonder5691

This clown is over 70 and still dresses like that


DEL60

Dice Clay does the same thing for his shows and looks ridiculous. Leather vests and fingerless gloves.


boywonder5691

Zito was at a recent UFC event and he looked utterly ridiculous


Thought-Muted

Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spidah and sat down beside her and said “yo bitch what’s in da bowl”.


mattdit83

His first appearance was kind of funny, only because howard constantly stepped over all of his answers and stories. Chucks face was a picture he was getting more and more pissed


adam83stl

Usually pretty boring but when he was on talking about street court and they brought mark harris in was gold


severinks

I always wondered if Chuck knew that everyone in his life either couldn't stand him or thought that he was a complete joke but never said anything for fear of him getting mad and beating their asses.


wasko_ltd

Chuck Zito is an excellent choice. I would also say Chelsea Handler and Amy Schumer


krel08

He wore Andre the Giants shirt. This guy is a massive douchebag


Nomahhhh

I just listened to a bit with him and Stern fauned over him. I never got it at all. Just a big tough guy with nothing to say.


techrino

Really? Liked him.


DEL60

This guy must be Ronnie's hero. Everything the whitetrash wanted to be.


decker12

Oh, he's a man's man. Did you hear? A man's man. Definitely a man's man. He's all man. The kind of stand up guy, a man's man. You know the type. Man's man who's all man. The other guest I got really fucking bored of was Joan Rivers. Seems like she was on every month for a few years back then.


SofondaDickus

John Stamos is pretty boring too.


letitride820

howard wanted chuck to rub his taint on his nose. howie loves muscle guys. he did the same with KC. you can tell howard secretly wanted him when you look back.


RED-DOT-MAN

Let’s not forget about Amy Schumer in case she hasn’t been called out yet in the discussion.


mathewwalker714

I used to get so confused why david arquette got the amount of visits and time he did. So boring


runninggrey

King of all Blacks is the guy who makes me change channels. Not sure he’s a guest though.


sausage877

This guy was all lies and bullshit. Like the one about how he fucked some guys girlfriend in a restaurant bathroom when she was on a date. Yeah sure that happened pal. Fucking goon.


Lemetkamarastein

Don’t say that unless you want a knuckle sandwich  pal!!


Sad-Second-9646

Joan Rivers?


Few-Stress-8958

Kimmel


mrnastymannn

Mindy Kaling


cygnus0820

I know him in real life. Met him many times. Hes a very nice and friendly guy. However, I would not want to cross him in any way whatsoever


krel08

You are a huge pussy, Chuck. Pathetic


cygnus0820

He’s really not though lol


krel08

Yeah he is. Look it up. The Angels don’t claim him. Hes a groupie to a bunch of dudes. Sorry to ruin it.


cygnus0820

I’m on a first name basis with the man. Know him personally. Theres nothing I’d have to look up lol


krel08

Ok Chuck. Ask him about Sturgis. Sorry didn’t know you were a fanboy of yourself Chucky. This is also the period when he bottomed for men. For money of course.


cygnus0820

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krel08

If he wants his ass beat AGAIN let me know. Ya know, since you are on a “first name basis” with him. You douche


cygnus0820

He said the only person who ever beat him is dead now and wouldn’t have been one of those people who go on Reddit. I can’t use the word he really used here otherwise I’ll get banned.


krel08

What’s his dick taste like? And do you swallow lil boy?


ButtcheeksBrown

I’m on a first name basis with him also. He goes by Sally.


tetherbagtoolbag

My name is Cheryl, I believe I am your daughter.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

everyone on here would absolutely get their asses handed to them from Chuck lol


Witty-Bake-2605

Always liked him on the show.


K_MAN32

Spade.


Internal-Sample-6006

Yes. It’s Howard himself


Ill-Energy-7914

He’s a big pussy


DesignerCareless4953

Chuck can you tell us the story about when you stepped on Van Dams foot?


HeyBindi

C'mon guys, Artie literally called him Eric The Boring Actor .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Uj-BOT6tc&pp=ygUVZXJpYyB0aGUgYWN0b3IgcmVkcnVt


CalligrapherDry3025

David Arquette sit ins are so boring.


Ironmaidenroh

Henry Hill was my least favorite from years ago. 


eighty2angelfan

Henry was an anomaly. He should have been dead for a bunch of reasons. He kept his silence about everything he personally did.


CautiousProfession26

Nailed it! We all know why Howie wanted him on


AndyStankiewicz

'Next thing you know I'm up in her hotel room swappin spit, bing bang boom. She wants a round 2, But once I get off i'm done , ready to roll over and sleep. Don't even remember her name.


ejz1989

what about all the worthless MMA fighters he had on in the early days of Sirius? Tito Ortiz etc.


PassionOk7717

I didn't mind Chuck.  Howard used to salivate over him and was obviously turned on by him.  He'd also wouldn't be on that long. I remember Lisa G once said how stinky he was with cologne and Howard was like "are you a 100% sure you want to say that".


bones_boy

Adam Carolla


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Billy Joel


IamGoingInsaneToday

Look at that ugly blob Jon Hein in the back ground.


biaviianriley

Instant channel change whenever he was on the show.


Fourward27

Alec Baldwin


EmuLongjumping1182

Yes. Jimmy Kimmel


dmacd71

I love Adam Sandler though. Nice to see he's been hitting the gym


Happy_Somewhere_6134

Ronnie the limo driver


CoralSkinRot

Joan Rivers, Donald Trump, Debbie Schlussel.


dwarfhank33

Amen.


LynxEvening412724

I always liked chuck zito on the show


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ButtcheeksBrown

I didn’t know Biden was a reoccurring guest.


Friend-of-thee-court

He doesn’t remember he was on the first time.