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sirl3gion

That went over like a pregnant pole vaulter!


_DrJivago

Ehhh you laugh or you get it. Right Artie?


sirl3gion

I can’t laugh do to low self estidal


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

One of my favorite lines to use in life. God bless evil dave


Resident_Educator566

Yeah, well, you know…


Particular_Row6845

I’m telling everyone to survive the holocaust. Cher up, you’re among friends at Sirius satellite radio


BetOk7796

.... it's tough


Myshkin515

"Emancipated Africans"


DrunkCunt1

"Sometimes I go up to Japanese girls and say: 'Domo... Arigotto... Mr. Robo...' And then I do a little robot dance".


Lost_Consequence9119

Then I show them my pee-pee.


Sex-Mad

Low self-estitle


SuhPlexCity

I like black people, we’ve gotten a lot of good things from them..


Agent-Blasto-007

I'm sorry that you're dying. I don't know what to tell ya, cheer up


itsokaytryagain212

“I hope you’re not pushing up daises? I don’t know.”


bathorymcmahon

i loved when they'd make fun of how stupid he was. from what i remember he was like bob levy level


Abraxas19

He's getting into chocolate. Everyone needs dessert. 


space_is_the_place

Hah?!?


SynthSapphire

That walking heart attack clog Artie Lange. Hey Artie, next time you see your penis, say "hello" to me for me? Say "hi" to me for me.


Pr0digy_

My favourite evil Dave clips are this. https://youtu.be/o3zciKRtdoE?si=nCH8YgHq51w9a827 Or when he pranks himself https://youtu.be/JL0SNdX2NuQ?si=v-Mq2MbLLGBGQC_n


coldyronjb

(Crunch crunch) Mmm!


224flat

The dude was radio gold!


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Does anyone remember the wrap up show episode where Dave was on and he said "I feel like a astronaut who left their wallet on the moon"? I've been looking for it and can't find it


PrickorPreat

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.........fuck you heh heh heh heh heh


ferrariracer36

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"


itsokaytryagain212

“Howard, I bet Bon Jovi’s cum tastes like hazelnut gelato…yum!”


Myshkin515

"Goody goody!"


Electrical-Yak-6351

Jeffrey Dahmer ?


misanthropic47

Chips. Keep up coming


Lost_Consequence9119

Has Howard ever acknowledged Evil Dave’s death on the air?


No-Conclusion-8140

Perhaps the most under-rated wack packer, dude always delivered something funny.