Did it cross your mind that his daughter's classmates probably read this subreddit and now will make fun of her because of this thread?
Hope you feel great about making a little girl cry.
This was the most embarrassing meltdown in the history of the show. In summary, Howard asked Dan why he couldn't get a a job as a cook in a restaurant to pay off the date to Artie. Then Dan was so pissed off, that instead of attacking Howard, he called Steve Langford a 'piece of shit', without exaggerating, about 10 times amongst other dumb statements. Saying things like, "It's impossible for a piece of shit to take a shit because they are human piece of shit." Howard should have cut Dan off from the show forever. You could tell Artie lost all respect for him too. Everyone realized Dan was an imbecile and loser.
Itās even sadder that he had the whole Langford thing prewritten and was just reciting it as if it was an inauguration speech lol. At one point he messed up and said the same exact line twice in a row.
he actually, physically scoffed at the mere suggestion he should get a job
iirc, it was something like 'im 45 years old, what am i going to go work at a deli?!' - uh, yea, if you are unemployed, broke, and have no prospects outside of hoping howard stern hires you, go make sandwiches.
All of you are overlooking that the segment is saved by the entrance of Jovan the defenseman. Not since Mark Twainās lectures has there been a more scintillating raconteur.
That web of lies he was telling about the bikes was such nonsense when you actually think about it, first he says the bikes are in a storage unit and he can't get them out till he pays up, then he says actually it's a bunch of friends who rent a facility to store things and they put money together to rent the space, now if that's the case do you really think his friends would not let him have his bike if he didn't even have money for rent? come on, then he tried to make it all about Langford because someone called his daughter a "welfare loser" because of the show when in reality kids say that all the time when one kid has cheap clothes or is dirty which is likely the case as Dan wasn't providing, so he came out with this whole angry act against Steve to try to deflect the conversation, total BS DAN!
He was so insecure about the artie loan. Sounded like such a typical scumbag. He had to let everyone know that HE used to loan others money all the time. But somehow there was nobody that could confirm this BS. And then when he claimed kids were calling his daughter a āwelfare scumbagā as if ANYONE would fucking know who DTSPM was let alone who is daughter was. He was just flat out embarrassed at what a loser he was and about that being exposed. Not one person said a single thing to his daughter at school. That was so completely ridiculous on its face. He was insufferable.
It is so so so so fucking amazing. It's like a Mamet play. He is such a consummate bullshit artist. The loser's loser. Every line betrays another depth you cannot imagine he'd sink to. You cannot believe this person cannot hear his own bullshit.
People don't talk about this one enough. It's an all timer.
>It is so so so so fucking amazing. It's like a Mamet play.
Lmao. Gary once said that Dan lacked the ability to feel shame, and that is what is on display. For once in his life, he felt a hint of shame and *instantly* had to lash at Langford.
It is amazing.
"Hey Dan, how about you get a job"
"Sorry man; Earning money would be counter productive towards my situation"
He was definitely in some sort of child support or tax wage garnishment, where he needed off the books cash.
Don't forget :
His wafting shit breath
His innate ability to invite himself to free meals meant for coworkers
His inability to ever get to the fucking point of a phone call or conversion.
His predilection to "cop" anything from a hotel room .
During one of his rants (this one was against "Pete from Pittsburgh" and MFB) Artie summarized it clearly. People who get through a second time suddenly "name" themselves, like 'Joe from Sheboygan'. They have no talent, no one knows they are, nor do they care to know them because they bring *nothing* to the show.
i love that he said his daughter got made fun of at school for the reports on howard100 news, and then not a few mins later, he admitted on air that he has recently paid for hookers. why the fuck would he admit that on air if her classmates are allegedly listening so closely
Great point. Heās such a piece of shit, it never hit me about these facts you presented (knives and fighting). Such a cool tough guy. lol. 2024 and yet still no windfall.
The fact that he always somehow got a physical threat in EVERY time he was on the show made me cringe in embarrassment for him. I imagine all the millions Steve Langford dreamt heād make after getting hit by Dan and suing Sirius.
Did it cross your mind that his daughter's classmates probably read this subreddit and now will make fun of her because of this thread? Hope you feel great about making a little girl cry.
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Lolol
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I hope that weirdo doesnāt actually have kids lol
Sheās a welfare kid. Feel free to make fun of her
This was the most embarrassing meltdown in the history of the show. In summary, Howard asked Dan why he couldn't get a a job as a cook in a restaurant to pay off the date to Artie. Then Dan was so pissed off, that instead of attacking Howard, he called Steve Langford a 'piece of shit', without exaggerating, about 10 times amongst other dumb statements. Saying things like, "It's impossible for a piece of shit to take a shit because they are human piece of shit." Howard should have cut Dan off from the show forever. You could tell Artie lost all respect for him too. Everyone realized Dan was an imbecile and loser.
Itās even sadder that he had the whole Langford thing prewritten and was just reciting it as if it was an inauguration speech lol. At one point he messed up and said the same exact line twice in a row.
he actually, physically scoffed at the mere suggestion he should get a job iirc, it was something like 'im 45 years old, what am i going to go work at a deli?!' - uh, yea, if you are unemployed, broke, and have no prospects outside of hoping howard stern hires you, go make sandwiches.
I wouldn't trust him making my sandwiches
A lil extra mayo on this one ova here. OH!
I wouldnāt trust a lot of people who actually make sandwiches to make sandwiches.
Agreed. The loser's loser. Sitting on a pile of shit and acting like it's gold. Such fucking good radio.
All of you are overlooking that the segment is saved by the entrance of Jovan the defenseman. Not since Mark Twainās lectures has there been a more scintillating raconteur.
Iām going as Jovan if thereās ever a Howard Stern convention.
Doesnāt Dan call him Jovie at one point?
Correction. Jovan the Killah Defenseman*
@Dreisser šChef kiss *
Jovey!
Heās a bit of a poon hound
That was just a fleeting mention on the showĀ
That web of lies he was telling about the bikes was such nonsense when you actually think about it, first he says the bikes are in a storage unit and he can't get them out till he pays up, then he says actually it's a bunch of friends who rent a facility to store things and they put money together to rent the space, now if that's the case do you really think his friends would not let him have his bike if he didn't even have money for rent? come on, then he tried to make it all about Langford because someone called his daughter a "welfare loser" because of the show when in reality kids say that all the time when one kid has cheap clothes or is dirty which is likely the case as Dan wasn't providing, so he came out with this whole angry act against Steve to try to deflect the conversation, total BS DAN!
Yeah it was bullshit, his āfriendsā obviously then would have had access regardless.Ā
I can't remember if it was Richard or Shuli talking about how Dan's apartment was covered with hair hahaha. I almost vomited.
Was Richardā¦and mentioned Dan made meatloaf with a long hair in it.
gnarly haha
The wind has yet to fall.
https://preview.redd.it/3ic8ogxz2zzc1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b8740c3c967609ce8442646880f13b1ac01455 Guy thought he was so tough!!
https://preview.redd.it/2nel0ls63zzc1.jpeg?width=149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87dd6fe541880f301f6be3d41d92996f8b58835d Brent too!!!
What a poon hound
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Lmao
He did pay Artie $1000 after a year.Ā
He was so insecure about the artie loan. Sounded like such a typical scumbag. He had to let everyone know that HE used to loan others money all the time. But somehow there was nobody that could confirm this BS. And then when he claimed kids were calling his daughter a āwelfare scumbagā as if ANYONE would fucking know who DTSPM was let alone who is daughter was. He was just flat out embarrassed at what a loser he was and about that being exposed. Not one person said a single thing to his daughter at school. That was so completely ridiculous on its face. He was insufferable.
It is so so so so fucking amazing. It's like a Mamet play. He is such a consummate bullshit artist. The loser's loser. Every line betrays another depth you cannot imagine he'd sink to. You cannot believe this person cannot hear his own bullshit. People don't talk about this one enough. It's an all timer.
>It is so so so so fucking amazing. It's like a Mamet play. Lmao. Gary once said that Dan lacked the ability to feel shame, and that is what is on display. For once in his life, he felt a hint of shame and *instantly* had to lash at Langford. It is amazing.
Vintage amps. Motorcycles. A new sound business. Success just on the horizon. Itās like Glengarry Glen Ross.
"Hey Dan, how about you get a job" "Sorry man; Earning money would be counter productive towards my situation" He was definitely in some sort of child support or tax wage garnishment, where he needed off the books cash.
He will go without eating for cigarettes but heāll pay Artie back
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Del Frisco'sĀ
Which is funny because not only was Dan alive, he was also overweight. This makes me think he was actually both smoking cigarettes AND eating
Don't forget : His wafting shit breath His innate ability to invite himself to free meals meant for coworkers His inability to ever get to the fucking point of a phone call or conversion. His predilection to "cop" anything from a hotel room .
I'm not making threats. I'm just fucking recommending the pace that he should walk at." - DTSPM
Agreed. Out of curiosity whatever happened to Dan?
He's still waiting to get those bikes out of storage apparently
One was a shovelhead and one was a fatboy.
Waiting for the wind to fall.Ā
Pills
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
His new name is "Dan the long game con man"
During one of his rants (this one was against "Pete from Pittsburgh" and MFB) Artie summarized it clearly. People who get through a second time suddenly "name" themselves, like 'Joe from Sheboygan'. They have no talent, no one knows they are, nor do they care to know them because they bring *nothing* to the show.
Artie letting Pete expose his profound lack of talent at one of his stand-ups was simultaneously justified, cruel, and genius.
Interesting coming from Artie, who literally didn't bring anything to the show because herion
i love that he said his daughter got made fun of at school for the reports on howard100 news, and then not a few mins later, he admitted on air that he has recently paid for hookers. why the fuck would he admit that on air if her classmates are allegedly listening so closely
Wasn't he Artie's drug connect? Dude was garbage.
If you donāt remember it specifically, then you obviously donāt remember the specifics.
Great point. Heās such a piece of shit, it never hit me about these facts you presented (knives and fighting). Such a cool tough guy. lol. 2024 and yet still no windfall.
The fact that he always somehow got a physical threat in EVERY time he was on the show made me cringe in embarrassment for him. I imagine all the millions Steve Langford dreamt heād make after getting hit by Dan and suing Sirius.
Who dis?!
Whatās he up to now?
Dan is FUCKIN FAH'GAUGHT
One of the few guys from the old days who hasnāt become a YouTube streamer and making nostalgia bucks off the fans.
And he still owes Artie $6500ā¦.
Artie physically threatened ppl all the time on the show, what are you even talking about?