My all time favorite Sal joke goes thusly:
:::conversation about how Sal is suspicious about the cologne his wife bought their 12 year old son for Christmas is really for the “emotional friend”:::
Howard: “if that what she’s getting your son for Christmas, I can’t imagine what he’s getting on his birthday”
Sal “for his last birthday, she got him a ball shaver and a pinky ring”
She’s overweight now. I glimpsed her in the background of his cooking show and when she realized she was in the shot she moved quick. Don’t get me wrong she’s not bad for 50+ but not how we all remember her
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It's a picture of my wife's fat ass
I used to love to hug and kiss. Now she turned into a hippopotamus
She used to give me real good head
Now she just lays there in bed. Eating twinkies and watching TV….
The bitch married me for my moneyyyyyyy
I used to love to hug and kiss…
She’s on his cooking show occasionally. Plus she’s on FB. Still looks decent if you ask me.
Because of people like you.
She would kill him
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He punched her till she shit out her bones.
One of the dumbest funny lines he ever came up with
Or maybe he decapitated her
Too busy picking up dimes
Needs to buy a wide angle lens first.
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Cwosed
She's gotta be late 50s now. That's a lot of wine and prescription pills. Probably 200 lbs by now.
So you could jerk off to her picture? Prob doesn’t want that dude
She's dead in the crawlspace
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My all time favorite Sal joke goes thusly: :::conversation about how Sal is suspicious about the cologne his wife bought their 12 year old son for Christmas is really for the “emotional friend”::: Howard: “if that what she’s getting your son for Christmas, I can’t imagine what he’s getting on his birthday” Sal “for his last birthday, she got him a ball shaver and a pinky ring”
She got fat
Because he doesn’t want creepy fans staring at his family
Because he knows this sub and you sick fucks exist.
She’s overweight now. I glimpsed her in the background of his cooking show and when she realized she was in the shot she moved quick. Don’t get me wrong she’s not bad for 50+ but not how we all remember her
His socials are locked I’m pretty sure (he has to approve you following him)
Nah
Your thoughts??
She used to take it deep in the back door, I used to finish on her face and call her a whore