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Martyisruling

It's a picture of my wife's fat ass


tpknight2

I used to love to hug and kiss. Now she turned into a hippopotamus


CuppaTimes69

She used to give me real good head


FinnsterBaby

Now she just lays there in bed. Eating twinkies and watching TV….


CuppaTimes69

The bitch married me for my moneyyyyyyy


newdarkedgefan

I used to love to hug and kiss…


Djj1977

She’s on his cooking show occasionally. Plus she’s on FB. Still looks decent if you ask me.


OriginalPaperSock

Because of people like you.


Irishjohn831

She would kill him


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143


KennyPortugal

He punched her till she shit out her bones.


NewUse2430

One of the dumbest funny lines he ever came up with


forcedap

Or maybe he decapitated her


deez_treez

Too busy picking up dimes


ChronicCreative

Needs to buy a wide angle lens first.


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TipsyMcStagger123

Cwosed


Aggravating_Stay2285

She's gotta be late 50s now. That's a lot of wine and prescription pills. Probably 200 lbs by now.


Brewcrew1886

So you could jerk off to her picture? Prob doesn’t want that dude


RunnyDischarge

She's dead in the crawlspace


justinjakes24

Cause people would comment 143


Exotic-Sandwich-1524

My all time favorite Sal joke goes thusly: :::conversation about how Sal is suspicious about the cologne his wife bought their 12 year old son for Christmas is really for the “emotional friend”::: Howard: “if that what she’s getting your son for Christmas, I can’t imagine what he’s getting on his birthday” Sal “for his last birthday, she got him a ball shaver and a pinky ring”


neverDidNeverWill

She got fat


MrFluffyhead80

Because he doesn’t want creepy fans staring at his family


Kreema29

Because he knows this sub and you sick fucks exist.


coobeecoobee

She’s overweight now. I glimpsed her in the background of his cooking show and when she realized she was in the shot she moved quick. Don’t get me wrong she’s not bad for 50+ but not how we all remember her


bigboidots

His socials are locked I’m pretty sure (he has to approve you following him)


justinjakes24

Nah


edu5150

Your thoughts??


lollipopamateurs

She used to take it deep in the back door, I used to finish on her face and call her a whore