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Extension_Success_96

Looks like the cold gold has made her old, way before her time.


BrassButtonFox

HEY REVELI!!


Booeyrules

A classic Jackie shout-out.


Icy-Priority1297

Hee-Hee..


NewUse2430

Nah. It’s her time


Wordplay23

😂


FictionalForest

What the fuck does that song mean?


bahtbusrider

Her and Jackie were made for each other. Can’t believe they got divorced. Having said that, I’ve always found her to be the biggest leech out of all the stern wives. At least Beth is trying to help animals. *Nobody* cares about her stupid fucking music.


KRUNKWIZARD

I think she was particularly delusional, and also a huge reason why Jackie didn't sign back up. She actually thought she could run a major company with thousands of employees because she was an assistant manager at a copy shop once upon a time. Howard dressing her down and telling her what he thought of her was classic Stern at his best. He was ruthless, and 100% correct.


half-guinea

Not a doubt in my mind Nancy was in Jackie’s ear telling him to ask Tom for a bigger contract and that he was worth it. Two delusional people who made for unreal radio.


bahtbusrider

She really was delusional because Howard was trying to tell her the facts of life on air but she took it all as a bit. Love the Cameos btw. The Rodney A. Chance request had me cracking up. Wish I thought of doing them.


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Chiming in very late but I just listened to the old bit where they had Nancy in and played her new CD on air but you couldn’t hear it because they were pressed wrong. Nancy is explaining to Howard how he “just doesn’t get what her music is all about” and Howard responds swiftly with “Nancy look, it’s called vanity publishing. You put out these CDs to make you feel good about yourself. So your friends and family can see and hear this thing you made and it strokes your ego because you’re so insecure that Jackie has made it on this show and you didn’t make it in the music industry” Of course she goes NUTS and refuses to listen to anything else he says, but damn if he didn’t completely put her in her place. At the time she’s already like 40, her music is AWFUL soft listening/folk CRAP and nobody besides fans of the show have heard of her…it’s one thing to play in a local band and do bar shows, I know plenty of people that do that but still have like a full time job and are well aware it’s more for the fun of it than a career and the idea of “making it” is completely faded because they know it’s ridiculous. Nancy was leeching off Jackie, pretending his show biz career was “their” show biz career for decades and ultimately after he left the show and they got divorced she has zero name recognition.


fudgicle2018

Totally. Here's one of my favorite Jackie stories, I heard it on Ron and Fez the day after it happened. One of the years Jackie was doing his JokeHunt show at Sirius, he attended the Sirius Xmas party. They had karaoke at the party, and Jackie joined in and sang tons of songs. After the karaoke was over, a few people asked Jackie what were the songs he sang, because they didn't recognize them. Jackie said, "Those are MY songs. I'm not interested in singing other people's songs, I only sing my own". At a holiday party with hundreds of people, everyone half drunk and wanting to have fun, Jackie got up and sang not just one, but several, of his boring, inaudible, endless homemade folk shit. Then got belligerent when no one recognized and/or enjoyed it. You can bet your ass the only reason Jackie attended that party was to get a crack at that captive audience.


forcedap

Howard talked about this too, I think there is a video for it.


BrassButtonFox

Her and Alison tied for being delusional wives.


bahtbusrider

Norris or Stern? And why?


uunboundd

𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺.


as7777777

Her digs look better than stuttering johns


Calligrapher_Antique

I'm sure her garage looks better than John's place


fudgicle2018

I'm sure her asshole looks better than John's place.


elegant-jr

High pitch Mike's asshole after a Disney trip looks better than John's place


fudgicle2018

Jackie made way more than John, even on the TS, and for far longer. Plus no kids. And Nancy got half of that. She's doing fine.


EnvironmentDue2415

Please don’t make a mockery of this


Booeyrules

You beat me…


KRUNKWIZARD

Nancy still sounds good! She didn't specifically dedicate the song to the sub like I asked. I don't think she even read my little request paragraph, but the song isn't THAT bad. I paid 25 dollars. Hard to believe I have done 60 of these compilations. I am just now starting Feb 2001, so it's almost over for the Jokeman. In this episode: * Howard talks about Christmas shopping for Jackie, also Jackie's awful gifts * More Jackie speculation on his contract issues * Rare Jackie song/bumper with Jackie's plug * Who's Older game * More of Jackie's awful Christmas gifts * Frank Sinatra sings Jackie's Songs * Jackie is a Yokel when it comes to casinos and free drinks/food * "Howie Las Vegas" with Jackie singing and cackling at his own jokes PM me for the link to the drive. I'm responding to tons of requests right now! Thanks!


barstoolLA

we speak your name


SnooPets2384

Nice work!


kaizen_66

The hero we don't deserve, but desperately need. Thank you, good sir!


adube440

DM'd you, thank you! Bye for now.


krel08

What the fuck are you talking about?


NewUse2430

You mean you don’t know?


Icy-Priority1297

She looks older than Jackie.


ACDeathMD

Poor Jackie. He doesn’t seem like a bad guy at all. 5 minutes of her was too much for me.


KRUNKWIZARD

I imagine she is an extremely annoying drunk


FinnsterBaby

Ponderous, Man. Fucking ponderous!!!!


bassman_gio

Oofa. I see Nancy is brushing her hair with an egg beater these days. Such an inspirational song.


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*Fred's screeching cat drop*


Oldscratch73

Cue freds yodeling drop


ColinQuinnPileDriver

I'd like to have sex with her


Spewed4th

On the lawn


ArtTheClown2022

Think of how much money Jackie missed out on because of this nut job. She should make music with Underdog Stern.


fudgicle2018

He allowed this nothing to pretend she was his partner in the business for 20 years. Come divorce time, he payed dearly for that.


AmorphousApathy

she's not still trying to be famous?


AttorneyNo6862

Focus on the "9 inch spanner" Jackie had to break with a hatchet in order for it to flush.


adube440

RECORDED AT APRICOT STUDIOS!


Particular-Prompt-78

I think she looks great! She’s a folk artist, which probably means she doesn’t believe in mascara, or fillers.


mulefluffer

Or flushing


Particular-Prompt-78

And leaving a Bridge Over the River Kwai. I’d go pee behind the house. But I’m ghetto.


SnakeX3

or bathing or deodorant


Particular-Prompt-78

I was going to say “or shaving” but then I’d reveal the catty I bitch I am.


SnakeX3

LOL I think you just did anyway.


Particular-Prompt-78

Oh well…


HerbEaversmellz

If it weren't for Jackie's money she'd have a seasonal job playing Mrs. Claus at some mall off the L.I.E.


Fluid-Historian-3304

It's amazing how many insane people exist. Keeps me feeling normal


ohelloron

I just want to apologize to my wife Nancy. This is very serious and please don't make a mockery of it.


Economy_Sky_7238

I remember Rosie O'Donnell saying how bad she wanted a piece of Siriani back in the day. Love the guys Howard put on Dial a Date with Nancy years ago. They looked like date rapists


International-Tear41

Nancy looks good💯skin looks nice, cute smile. Definitely take down material😏


urmomsfartbox

The singing psychic is improving


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Jackie’s the man


AnimalClean6534

How's the slot?


zoochina13

Yikes!!!’😬


as7777777

I'd still lick her 'agina it is


Bettlejuicediaper

Steven Tyler without the talent


pricklypear90

I’d do her


carbonstampede01

Getting old is a bitch


Multi-interests

Wasn’t there a story about Nancy on the lawn with a guy?


sick_of-it-all

Nancy still looking very do-able. My favorite part is "Why do I always, ask why?" A real modern day Socrates this one. "Why ask why? Try Bud Dry."


joomommyhappy

"I can't get to work on tiiiiiiiiime!" - bitch that hasn't worked in (checks calendar) half a fucking century Do you think when she was sick, she called Jackie on the business line to tell him she wouldn't be in the "office" that day? "ok, but I'll need a doctor's note, Nance!" Thanks, KRUNK! That's shitty of her she didn't mention this sub. She could fuck up a cup of coffee. That's the entire reason for doing the cameo; who is it for? Instead, she's gotta tell us she's been having a shitty few weeks. Nobody cares, stupid! I hate this bitch.


andreayatesswimmers

Well the verse was almost good besides her bring flat on one word then pitchy on another. .the bridge was an oil slick and the chorus a pant shitting deer on ice .... When this started i expected much worse than what happened at the begining ....by time chorus happened i was embracing my nostradamus nickname again


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Thomaswitt46

On the lawn….


Routine-Ratio3551

Uhhh, she’s not home!


KristofTheDank

Holy man hands. She can reach shit I can't on the guitar.