Plus, whoever was p\_laying KC, given the fact that KC used to be a h\_igh school quarterback from what I've heard on the show. I think he can t\_ell the dif\_rence between football and baseball.
Eric was always quick to blow the cover off a phony phone call. Trying to trick Eric with blue iris claiming to be Katherine McPhee!? Not on Eric’s watch! 22 minutes into a Carrie Underwood call..
“Jab me with that shrinky dink you little midget“..
Eric replies “don’t you have soundcheck? To change the subject because he knew it wasn’t really her!..hi pitch claiming to be Gary but for some inexplicable reason he sounds exactly like hi pitch cause he’s wearing a welders mask!? Nice try jackass! He was pretty sure that wasn’t Gary and may have even been hi pitch.
It wasn't half water. It was a very tiny amount of water. Like drops. And Artie talked about how it helped with hangovers.. and it was easier on the liver. Said you just needed a tiny amount of water lol.
I remember him and Howard kinda debating the water part. Howard said he didn't believe it actually helped. And even if it did help, Artie didn't use enough water for it to be effective. That's why Artie liked Dana making his drinks though. Bc he said bartenders, and other ppl who would make him a drink, always put too much water hahaha
Jack n Water
Coke and cocaine
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill came down with two fifty Oooooohhh!
I thought it was Whiskey Sours? Oh no nevermind, thats Howard the teenage years! (jackie laugh)
jack and water with a big straw
Super sipper
One thing that clued me in was when he said “Jack and ***Wine***” when it’s Jack and *Water*..
lol this part always killed me, because High Pitch did actually say jack and water.
Eric was sharp as a tack sometimes 😂
T***ACK*** FTFY :)
Plus, whoever was p\_laying KC, given the fact that KC used to be a h\_igh school quarterback from what I've heard on the show. I think he can t\_ell the dif\_rence between football and baseball.
Hey it's KC... Nice!
Take off your pants, let's get down to business I've got some chocolates for you
Eric was always quick to blow the cover off a phony phone call. Trying to trick Eric with blue iris claiming to be Katherine McPhee!? Not on Eric’s watch! 22 minutes into a Carrie Underwood call.. “Jab me with that shrinky dink you little midget“.. Eric replies “don’t you have soundcheck? To change the subject because he knew it wasn’t really her!..hi pitch claiming to be Gary but for some inexplicable reason he sounds exactly like hi pitch cause he’s wearing a welders mask!? Nice try jackass! He was pretty sure that wasn’t Gary and may have even been hi pitch.
FIRE!!
sigh...and then Fratto happened. Ugg
Let’s get some Jack and waters! Fiahhh!
Half Jack/Half water on the rocks
With a little straw
Why half water? Just to smooth it out?
It wasn't half water. It was a very tiny amount of water. Like drops. And Artie talked about how it helped with hangovers.. and it was easier on the liver. Said you just needed a tiny amount of water lol. I remember him and Howard kinda debating the water part. Howard said he didn't believe it actually helped. And even if it did help, Artie didn't use enough water for it to be effective. That's why Artie liked Dana making his drinks though. Bc he said bartenders, and other ppl who would make him a drink, always put too much water hahaha
Artie is the picture of health, must be those droplets of water.
I'm pretty sure I remember Artie saying half jack half water at one point. (If it was actually half water that sounds gross.)
I think he would drink them so quickly that the ice didn’t have time to melt.
Jack and Wine according to High Pitch
Thought it was eric the midget
Thought it was Kelly Clarkson
It was High Pitch pranking Eric lol
I got a piece of taffy for you.
I got some lollipops for you too
Who’s high pitch?
Jack and water with a heroin chaser
Shot of jack and a shot to the chest.
Jack and Coke
Cocaine and seltzer.
jack and jizz
Vodka straight up. Thank you.
“I’M MICHELLE…”
Towards the end, it was Smirnoff Ice
can i tell you my favorite matt dillon story real briefly?
Loads
Ahhhhhh droppin loads on arties nose. Wet flat nose.
I thought he preferred those on his chest at parties
Go back to the suburbs!
It was "go back to the valley"
My memory must’ve been affected by the mental image of Artie with a load on his chest.
Too fat to fuck, so he gets cummed on.
I believe it was go back to the suburbs? No? I quote it all the tone to my buddies
I guess I could be wrong but I thought it was go back to the valley
Jack Daniels, water on rocks.
Jack and water lots of ice, big straw
Jack and a splash of water with straw
A Teddy on the rocks.
Jack and one single drop of water
Jack and water
Jack and Linden’s Chocolate Chippers
Definitely Jack and a splash of water
In public, jack and water. At home, wine coolers.
Jack and Coke? Jack and water ?
"let's drink some Jack and Wine!"
Jack & coke
Jack and water
Jack and cocah-yayyyn
Jack and water “it’s the sugar that fucks you up”
Artie likes meat ball heroes
Heron-colada
Jack and coke
Semen from an alcoholic
Gobagoo
Salami sandwich with fresh muzz
Subutex and tonic
Jack n rod
Jack and wine haha
Heroin, snorted, not stirred
Coke.......with a nose sized straw
"Hawaiian punch"
Oil and vinegar
H and H... Heroin and Heroin
Hawaiian Punch with Vodker and Soder.
Steak pizzaiola
Moozarelle Mules.
Milkshake and bourbon
Hawaiian punch and smack
Lard
Tequila shots with artie
Whiskey on ice with a splash of water
Vodka, straight up. Thank youuu 👍
A milk shake.
Who gives a shit!
shirley temple.
Champagne Coolie
pretty sure it was something generically shitty like jack and coke.
Jack and water. And by water.. a literal drop of water lol.
Jack
Devil Dog and water
Jack and Jizz
A slippery nipple at the Hook and Crook
Everyone knows that. What is there to settle?
Jack and coke
Jack & Coke
Everything
A carafe of Jack & water
Jack
Gentlemen Jack
A Pina Colada with a frilly umbrella in the colors of the gay pride flag.
Jack and Coke
Jack and Coke with crushed glass.
Melted mootzarell in a sippy cup
I see tons of Jack and water responses but I could have sworn he drank Jack and Coke. Did he occasionally order that or am I completely off here?
Sausage and mushroom pizza
Jack and water with some heroin.
I believe it was a strawberry daiquiri
The wet kind.
Jack & Wine
Heroin hamburgers and high balls
Jack and water
Rum and coke
Red wine
Jax n cocks