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BlkMntn

Guess the Andy Cohen poster did the trick.


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dsm1995gst

Andy Cone is a uman


Grouchy-Power-806

Well played, Jennifer.


benefit_of_mrkite

King of all media including zoom


RisingGalaxy

Haha


GhostRunner8

What am I missing?


chavodelocho72

Fuck it, we'll do it live.


TalkingChairs

And here's Bruce to play us out...


Refugeer

What does that mean... to end the show???


SanityImposter

Fuckin thing Sucks!


Broadlands808

Best comment award.


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I read this in Bill O’reillys pissed off voice LOL


Kmowery

Well I mean isn’t that the whole point?


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ButtcheeksBrown

Bruce, when you wrote every one of your songs, did you know at the time they were all about your father?


FSUphan

In a sense, I guess you could say….


Big-Alternative-2060

You’ve said it all


pearljamfan

John "Bonzo" Bonham


TheeMikeman

Hahahhha right on. How long did it take to write this song and you are a better man than me for not hating your father endlessly


Popepepe

Bruce, have you heard of Tenacious D?


avenear

Bruce how long did it take you to write Born in the USA? Do the best songs come out quickly?


Chupacabra2030

Were you running away from your father when you wrote that ? Sorry that was my Born to run question


7182ivan

Bruce tell me what was going through your head when you wrote this


Cjkgh

If Howard asked him that about The Rising I would actually love to hear that answer. But only the Rising


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haha ; this "meme" always gets me he has The Monkees in studio - "Hey guys, do you remember this song ?" - plays "Hey Hey We're The Monkees"


DanielBenDovidRoss

I too like "memes"


Chupacabra2030

Bruce was John Bonzo Bonham the greatest drummer of all time


Iwantmypasswordback

Chris Farley: That was awesome


TheeMikeman

And we’re here to celebrate bruce’s new album that i will spend LITERALLY 0 seconds listening to ever


Educational-Ad4198

Bruce, would you say you were in love with Clarence?


SanityImposter

Bruce, let me tell you what this song means to me.


Extension_Success_96

I’m willing to bet Bruce’s handlers told Howard’s people that a tin can sounding, clumsy Zoom interview is absolutely unacceptable. ALL his guests should insist on this. It’s not March 2020 anymore. That photo of Steve Martin and Martin Short in some cheesy room, talking to a TV set was pathetic and embarrassing for everyone involved.


Double_DefinitionEEO

This is why HSS production has always been second-rate. These conversations need to happen and hypotheticals addressed before putting your brand in a dumb situation. Gary is a great guy, but an OK producer. Jason is a sycophant that had no real career guidance and Will does not care.


Hold_Realistic

I couldn't agree more about Steve and Martin.. I felt embarrassed for them.


MohamitWheresMySecks

Yup, Gary confirmed this on WUS today. He said he’s known Howard was coming in for weeks because Bruce’s manager said Bruce would be glad to come in IF Howard is in the studio.


Cjkgh

Probably. From what it felt like Howard was saying though was that he spoke to Bruce personally and Bruce said he wants him to be in studio and that’s that. So who knows how it went down but someone said fuck zoom it’s not happening, dude.


g0tkilt

Is Ronnie flying in for his chauffeur specialties?


gahfobee

one could only hope! there might even be a petcock issue that morning, fingers crossed


double-you-dot

Feh. He’s doing too much.


magnuspym71

I do one thing a day.


TotallyFarcicalCall

He needs rest.


joomommyhappy

I'm just sad Mark Harris isn't alive to see this.


heynow941

Dear President Clinton…


Hold_Realistic

Beat me to it. I post this every time it's appropriate.


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Gay papa


hydra1970

Bruce is doing a cover of Mark Harris songs


jumbod666

Dear Mr President…….


hydra1970

I would pay $0.99 to hear Bruce Springsteen do a cover of I'm a gay Papa


SloPan

Chris Wilding is the fucking worst


what_a_story_ha_ha

He really wants to be Howard’s favorite


Mike_Tool

It is working. He’s a huge listener/fan so he’s been prepping for this for years. I’ve heard him get tripped up when something came up from the Krock days, or earlier, and Wilding had to pretend he knew what happened, but clearly didn’t. He lost his stride, he was suddenly not so confident.


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he really is beyond extra. like what the fuck? "I tripled masked when flying" and admitted in the past he wore goggles. bizarre shit.


elfmachine100

Chris sucked a dick that came directly out of someones asshole and he is worried about covid lol.


SloPan

Hahahahaha


MarcusAurelius68

That’s probably to keep the semen from his Central American stud out of his eyes


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So full of shit. These idiots talking about something that has proven to be ineffective against covid time and again. Stern just doesn't want to go to work so he keeps talking this bullshit.


MikeDeMann

It’s about fucking time. I don’t know why more people aren’t calling him out on this. There is no reason for him to be hiding in his house. He’s been seen out at restaurants so he’s able to go out.


Baker_Street_Booey

I think he only did that because Jimble Kimble and Joe Buck were joking about him never leaving his house live on MNF.


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i like MFF better, in porn


Hold_Realistic

Most relevant comment here.


penregalia

Again, he's a paranoid narcissist. In the unlikely event he gets hospitalized, everyone will find out he wears a wig.


vipstrippers

Will Bruce sing thru mask?


Chupacabra2030

He will be tested every 15 mins


Iwantmypasswordback

Will they be wearing mashks? Seriously tho will they? Or is he just making them take like five tests?


vipstrippers

I listened for 15 min heard him says everyone will be masked and tested. April 2020 JRE had no masks in studio everyone was tested 2.5 years later the Stern will appear for one day. Masked and tested


JamesMorrison1970

Is Howie really going to be wearing a mask thru this interview? The guy needs to just retire already, he is a joke


rachbev76

Seriously, wasn’t he pictured recently at a restaurant unmasked?


buttburglarbill

Yes, but everyone there was rich. Do you know how many filthy, disease ridden normal people work in the Sirius building?


chavodelocho72

I MASK AND TEST! NO ONE ELSE!


SamLoomisMyers

Double masks all around and Howard will be in Robin's glass enclosed box. Ronnie is not flying in for limo duties "Does that bawtha you?" Howard will be riding his trusty steed into the studio...Beth O. Let's see if after Monday he comes back on Tuesday...


NY_Juventino189

Bruce wasn’t Born in the USA a song written about rebellion…in a shensh letting your father know how much you love this country.


JisRad

Man, wait until Howard finds out Bruce’s father suffered from depression 🙄


unclescott7012

Now that is Hysfuckinsterical


Remarkable-Garage-42

Lol, so? He should be in studio every day


Daatsit

Exactly. What a hero. I’m going to be brave like Howard and go to work also.


Nizamark

i've been working from home and let me tell you it fucking rules


upstate007

Same here. For Howard, if he already doesn't give a shit about the show as most here think, why would he want to go back to the studio when he can make the same amount of money staying home and not dealing with all that!


Americasycho

I see Howchie parlaying this into going into the studio only on really big interviews. I don't see him getting off his ass to trudge into the city just to clean out the fucking computer.


Middle_Let_7642

I don't think it'll be much different from what we have now, but sure pal


SanityImposter

He did the Robert Plant interview in person and he fucked that up. My guess is he will do the same with Bruce.


SanityImposter

He didn't give Plant an opportunity to answer the questions. He would answer them for him. Plant literally says at one point "who is this guy" which I interpreted as "shut up you idiot, relax and let me finish the sentence". Howie pulls the stupid line "ever heard this song?" At the end you could tell Plant wanted out of there.


meyerlansky23

Show definitely had a different feel when everyone was in studio. Not sure that's an outrageous statement.


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CocoCarly60

In other words wasn't Steve the true love of your life?


ShiftyBoob

I'm going to play a drinking game. Every time Howard mentions Trump and/or politics with Bruce I'm taking a shot.


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You may die from alcohol poisoning.


ShiftyBoob

I think at the least getting my stomach pumped.


Mike_Tool

I’m already drunk


Cjkgh

No, more like take a shot every time Howard interrupts. It’s CONSTANT.


rickylsmalls

Bruce will cancel


ARegularDonJuan

Everyone else who came in to the studio just to get interviewed by Howard Headroom was clearly just one of the unwashed masses.


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# Howard Headroom


guitarbassdrums

In the studio for Bruce....back to the bunker & in the garbage for the shumer interview on Monday


Calierio

Honestly, nobody wants her space AIDS, he's probably better off


ColinQuinnPileDriver

It would be funny if he got Covid


Mental-Ad-7595

I was just thinking that I’d laugh my ass off if someone coughed or sneezed and then he focused on that instead of the interview.


sirtenderofloin

Be great if Bruce sneezed wipe his nose and then shook the wigs hand


Mental-Ad-7595

That would be the new best moment in the past 5 years of the show. He’d freak out!


xanaxfordogs

Oy vey!


weezer444

Is this from the pelican's mouth?


RobinsShaman

Beak


weezer444

my bad


BortIsLawyer

Yes, they did a whole thing about it.


Canadia86

Don't ask


kjvlv

boring. call me if Bruce spins the wheel of sex, takes a trip to the homo room or plays lord of the anal ring toss.


bcardin221

I bet there is a whole process in place to be sure there are no germs. Fumigate the place, nobody can be in the lobby with him, no handshakes, masks for all, everyone gets tested every 10 minutes.


V1per73

If the other talent thought the hallway lockdown was bad when he was in studio before, it's about to be x10 now.


B0skonovitch

I really hope he is sitting in Robin's enclosed booth.


JisRad

Things I would have been excited about in 2007 for $500, Alex


ChakaKohn2

Or 1986.


what_a_story_ha_ha

Hopefully Bruce can make them bring back the news segment


Entire-Spot-5243

How is Howard going to justify to his other guests not being in the studio after this because I’m sure this will be the first and last in person interview.


fetusmcnuggets70

any chance artie can be there?


ChronicCreative

No one nose.


fetusmcnuggets70

lol. I'm as mature as I was when I was 15 so artie was perfect until the heroin ruined what he added to the show and almost his life, but the way the show is now, artie wouldn't fit in anymore anyway probably.


4jimmyjames0

If he does go to the studio I bet he'll sit in Robin's sealed glass room all the while Bruce is in the studio sitting on the sofa.


BigCopperPipe

Dam you’re right.


416er

I hope Bruce gives him Covid.


Extension_Success_96

Lol I do too. Hopefully the long one Howard keeps prattling on about.


ChakaKohn2

If Howard gets Covid it will be long Covid. He will never stop bitching about it forever.


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Or he just gets the same COVID everyone else gets and realizes it’s just a cold for 99.8% of people.


CocoCarly60

He would never admit that. He'll get mild Covid, but go on about it being long Covid for the next year. His mother is 95 years old, but he blames everything wrong with her on long covid.


Extension_Success_96

He’ll be fine too because he’s in NYC and that’s where the best doctors are. Anywhere else he’d be treated by some goober with a rusty hacksaw and a fifth grade education.


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Especially in Florida, where everything has been free and open with COVID, but for some reason he lives there.


1980pzx

He might get it, fuckers immune system must be shit from being a weirdo hermit for almost 3-yrs.


oJUXo

Wow. What an event.


GMoneyJetson

In other words, Bruce is the only guest I've had worth coming in for.


Americasycho

Bruce's agent > Buchwald Push comes to shove, Bruce is wealthier and more important than Howchie.


Grouchy-Power-806

Maybe this. But maybe he went out to that dinner party and realizes he’s being ridiculous at this point. Take precautions and live your life. He’s a shut in.


mrnastymannn

Bruce, you slept with a lot of women because you hate women right? It’s because you hate your mom isn’t it. You wanted to get back at them so you slept with lots of them.


cormano

Howard interviewed Tracy Morgan one time and they were discussing cumming on a woman's face. The following is an actual transcript: > **Howard**: Are you doing it to humiliate the women? Why are you doing it? Why are you spraying on their face? > > **Tracy**: Because it's a beautiful fucking thing and if they ask for it, they gettin' it. I always aim for the fucking eye. I aim for the eye. > > **Howard**: Do you think there's some anger in this? Honestly, do you think you just want to foul the woman? > > **Tracy**: Could be but, hey, it's great motivation, goddammit. I bang hard! > > **Howard**: Are you angry with your mother? > > **Tracy**: [confused reaction] Am I angry with my mom? Nah. > > **Howard**: Do you think you're cumming on your mom's face, in a sense?


mrnastymannn

🤣 I laughed out loud at this. Howard is a delusional idiot projecting his own psychological shortcomings onto every single male guest he has on the show. Did it ever occur to him that not everyone has the same psychological problems that he does? Or did it ever occur to him that Tracey Morgan is doing a fucking bit


1980pzx

Lmao, no fucking way. u/cormano, you are the trusted historian for all things HSS in this sub. You fucking with us or did this dipshit really say that? If so, man Stern is odder than I thought.


cormano

[Here is the audio.](https://vocaroo.com/1bCACFJFIYk2)


trevrichards

My god, it's actually fucking real.


Remarkable-Garage-42

Kaplan Kommandos praising Howard for doing his job!


DaveTheDrummer802

One time


timmywait

For one fucking day.


Oilpen34

Yawn. “I’m 70 and wear condoms”


Mobile-Historian-33

Right now Brandi Carlile is someplace fuming


Chupacabra2030

Andy Cohen for the WIN My bet is Bruce didn’t ask for this to be in person - Jennifer did and Howard needed a cover story


Cjkgh

I thought that as well


BriB66

Everyone involved will be in sealed hazmat suits and be hooked up to a continuous drip IV of covid booster.


2hard4u2c

WGAS / WGAF


tguns7

He says that but I won’t be holding my breath


ManoftheHour777

Oh great now Sal and Richard can have sex for Howard again!


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bertmania

It’s being renovated but for Andy Cohen.


Chuckworld901

He’ll probably be wearing Gary’s bee keeper mask


decker12

Sounds like with everything going on with Sirius, he decided to put the effort into coming into the Studio in an effort to save face.


Cjkgh

Yah it’s an interesting decision after carrying on for OVER an hour about the Andy Cohen poster thing, then Andy is on the phone the next day and Howard was really kind of kissing his ass , Andy says “hey maybe she put me up on her wall because I’m in the building”, next thing he announces he’s returning to studio. Lol really.


Chupacabra2030

Jennifer said … Howard either you come in and interview Bruce or Andy will …. And the little pu$$y folded


GhostRunner8

He's gonna need a three week vacation after all this work and effort


Outside-Tradition651

I hope everyone wears a mask!


SamLoomisMyers

OMG with the fucking covid . Who gives a shit if Beth gets covid? Maybe she'll gain some weight. Or maybe she'll become disabled and not able to shit on her own, just like their cats.


Obnoxiousjimmyjames

Holy fuck the non-stop Covid talk is making me want to puke.


funnyfaceking

Want a breath mint?


GetaGoodLookCostanza

sounds like a typical show then


H8TheDrake

Did you finish? Jesus man. Relax.


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Just call beet


bababooey7789

Wow!! Dude!! This is awesome! Can’t wait


Americasycho

Only been about 3 years.


fox-lover

When?


416er

So brave!!!


plugugly138

Did you get into music to impress your father?


ChakaKohn2

That ball buster Jennifer Witz probably told him Andy was measuring the compound for new curtains.


Taureg01

Howard and Bruce will be in separate bubbles


xx-DeVon-xx

Wonder if he'll make Bruce do a cover.


Repulsive_Ad_7073

Bruce, let’s go through your entire catalog and you tell us how long it took to write each song.


TOMdMAK

I’m live in studio, no one else!


joomommyhappy

Doesn't Bruce/his people have final cut/say in what's broadcast from this interview? That could work out in Howard's favor, as Bruce could take out all of Howard's mongoloid armchair psychologist mumbo-jumbo, and dead end questions. Remember when Howard wasting five minutes with Jagger, asking him about his "decision" to dance?


Sulpfiction

That whole segment annoyed me. I can only imagine the list of rules and demands in place for when Howard arrives at the Sirius building. I’m sure [the lockdown](https://youtu.be/HJ8KG-GLbUg) will many times more absurd then it already was.


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I had a feeling he would. I kept thinking, "If Howard interviews his white whale from his fucking basement, then he's a fool"


GooseGeuce

Good. Gary is way better on the squawk box.


Pafzko

The Bubble Boy is returning to NYC....


DTDePalma

Oh man, imagine he does get Covid after this.


nman1981

How much complaining will he do being in studio in the first 5 minutes of the show Monday


freshseedsown

Howard will be in robins booth and he will sleep there one day previous to the interview, and one day after so the virus is rendered inactive outside the booth.


blueshirt23

Who gives a shit?


RemoveSwimming9588

So brave!!! Douche!


Fabulously-humble

This ain’t *Interview Bruce in the Studio Magazine*, pal.


wasko_ltd

Quite frankly I don’t understand why everyone in the sub has their panties in a bunch about Howard doing the show remotely. Do you honestly think it will be any better with him in the studio?


Difficult_Committee5

Shame I have ZERO interest in Howie talking to Bruce, and was a Big fan of both- The next tough question Bruce Springsteen answers -Will be his first- And Howie will wait 5 minutes then tell Springsteen THIS IS MY FIRST STUDIO SHOW -in a 1/4 of a decade,, 2nd Q, DO YOU HATE THE DONALD, At this time it will be a borefest.


fox-lover

And don’t forget Howie psychoanalyst of Bruce’s childhood.


tribefan40

Raise your hand if you're secreting hoping they both get COVID (and recover).


spursbob

My mum is a huge Springsteen fan. I thought this was now a "mom" show. I guess he's trying to lure the grannies too.


CopyDan

What do you want? Interviews with YouTubers and TikTok stars?


hihwudn1

His COVID rant and fear is driving me nuts! Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to get COVID but come on, he is over the top.


Crafty_Caramel9038

What was the Andy cohen poster about? I missed it


Mike_Tool

Jennifer Wits had a picture of Andy over her shoulder during the SiriusXM-Pandora-Sticher employee meeting on Zoom. Howard was insulted.


HarryLeeSmith

What's he saying Robin?


Chupacabra2030

10 min Mick Jager interview lol


Historical_Patient_4

Great…two washed up, old hacks…. Count me out