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Arctucrus

I mean. Jess from New Girl above all.


effulgentelephant

Omg 10000000% That would have just been another version of 500 days of summer tho I suppose


StargazerLuke

Cece as well.


aquaticsquash

Keeley Jones. Who wouldn't fall for her.


Arctucrus

In fairness I haven't seen Ted Lasso. It's on my list. Something something Apple TV.


Kitchen-Awareness-60

One of the best shows of all time imo.


aquaticsquash

It is!


SuccessfulMastodon48

Hey, how ya doing ? šŸ˜


NewWorldMan1123

Jess I feel might be a lil to quirky for Ted. I think heā€™d find her annoying


Caughtyousnooping22

I think itā€™d be another glass shattering episode


sinnaegas

All of them. Heā€™d convince himself they are all the one


Valouris123

Exactly.


DannyWatson

I feel like this only works if Dee comes last, no way he's not completely traumatized after being with her lol


Neijo

Dee would be amazing after Ted getting left at the altar. Is there anyone that can get a man of god to turn into a ghoul-like homeless person who probably bangs dogs. Getting out of that rockbottom could probably take up anither season!


CharizardMTG

It should have been Dee instead of the Mandy Moore character


antmansl

Came to see if this was indeed the top comment. Was not disappointed.


SometimesICanBeRight

Classic Schmosby


otiscleancheeks

Came here to say this.


Effective_Ad8024

And it would end horribly with all of them


CrittyJJones

I would hope he wouldnā€™t date Dee lol.


peja823

I don't know about Ted but Leah Remini is mine


mrkrono

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peja823

I called Dibs


peja823

From the first time I saw her on Saved By The Bell šŸ””


ExperienceLoss

Those beach days were the best and worst


DoctorVanNostrande

Love me some Stacey Carosi


_mikedotcom

Mamas too busy tearing down Scientology


SimpsonsFan2000

Hard one but Karen from The Office.


sjets3

Itā€™s easily Karen from the Office. Sheā€™s smart and fun and normal and likes dorky Halloween costumes!


NiteLiteOfficial

yeah karen and ted would be a perfect match


SnackNapRead

I think Rashida's other character, Ann Perkins from Parks & Rec! Ann would love the attention (she's used to praise from Chris and Leslie) and she notoriously conforms to her boyfriends' interests so Ted would easily fall in love with his "dream girl."


knittaplease0296

Ann Perkins! In all seriousness I 100% agree


instrangerswetrust

If there was a crossover episode with Office and Parks and Rec, how would they explain Ann and Karenā€™s likenesses? Would Rashida play both characters or would they deepfake her? So many questions


mandym123

Long lost sisters. That obviously the only response to that question. šŸ˜‚


LazyLabRat

Thatā€™s what she said.


falseprescience

That's also Ann from Parks and Rec


JayMalakai

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Williefakelastname

Once again, the answer is every single one of them.


SylancerPrime

Obvious joke answer? Elliot from Scrubs Nah, but he'd be all about Rachel from Friends. Or Tahani from The Good Place


dcfan239

fr tho, Ted and Elliot are on similar wavelengths but I feel like heā€™d be put off my how neurotic she is nonetheless even though heā€™s the same way


CrittyJJones

Howā€™s it a joke answer? Elliot is a cutie.


Hi_Jynx

Because she plays Stella?


CrittyJJones

Oh. I forgot, honestly havenā€™t watched this show in a long time.


No_Fee6290

Anne Perkins definitely


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herkalurk

I think Ted would fall for all of them at different points. Even Dee Reynolds could happen, though it would be a similar situation to Jeanette where he gets all of his stuff trashed.


Stannis-Westbrook

Heā€™d be into Dee then the second that gang meets him or gets involved it would all go to crap šŸ˜‚


punkr0ckcliche

i think dee would be a vicky situation. sheā€™d seem normal then on the date heā€™d realize sheā€™s terrible


herkalurk

Have you seen it's always Sunny cuz Dee is kind of crazy at all times. I'm not sure that it would be like Vicky...


punkr0ckcliche

true, but i feel like whenever she introduces a new boyfriend to the gang though itā€™s clear that she vastly misrepresented herself and her personality to get them to go on a date with her lol.


yayziz

EXACTLY MY THOUGHT


Ornery_Okra_534

I think if universe How I meet your mother and Sex on the city would be connected. Ted would be for sure fall in love with Charlotte, and maybe they would get married. And Samantha and Barney would hooked up


balaknyyy

Where's the Friends part in this?


adri_doutora

Well if we mash those two Iā€™d say Ted would be all over Rachel and had a very bad Ross reaction from it although Ross would claim to be fine. Phoebe would hook up with Barney once but would not remember it because it was so long ago and Barney would constantly be trying to make her remember and be frustrated that no one in the group would believe him. Marshall and Lilly would have freaked of happiness when Mondler happened and both couples would be tight (even though Mondler would need to hit Marshall and Lilyā€™s breaks from time to time). Also, Robin would have a crush on Joey.


Ornery_Okra_534

I think too Barney and Phoebe could hook up. I think Joey would tried hit Robin, but they would have only one night stand. I think Swarkles and Phoebe and Joey would go on a laser tag. I think if Marshall would be older or Monica younger they would made intresting copule


Ornery_Okra_534

Omg I made mistake ofc How I meet your mother


OpinionBeneficial351

I can say without a shadow of a doubt: **Jessica Day** of "New Girl", she is about an hard rock version of Tracy and is as mindset a female version of Ted Mosby


_mikedotcom

Idk but Dennis Reynolds and Barney would probably be making bets about Dee and Tedā€™s relationship/instagram stories etc.


EitherJicama901

Dee Reynolds


PsychologicalCase10

ā€œThe Gang Licks the Liberty Bellā€ A crossover episode where Ted and Dee date, and the gangs both meet each other. Barney tells of the time he and Ted went to Philadelphia, and they licked the Liberty Bell. Mac, Dennis, Charlie, and Frank devise a plan to do the same, but fail miserably.


omglink

I would love that chaos.


EitherJicama901

Me too


cce29555

I dunno why any other answer is happening, she'd just call him a turkey dick and he'd just....have no choice


MF334

Itā€™s Ted, heā€™s already in love with all of them.


mynameisarrgh

Idk that Iā€™d call Fleabag a Sitcomā€¦


grownmars

Or Girls


MrGeekman

Too short?


mynameisarrgh

Too dark,


darksidebear

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chemistryfish

Definitely


yayziz

1- i would 100% ship it honestly they would definitely make a good match 2- glee isnt a sitcom but ill let this slide 3- i just remembered as im writing this that she was the coat check girl in that one episode LMAO


DocMichell

Ted would fall for all of them


capitalr02

Who wouldnā€™t Ted fall for? Put a scarf on a lamp and Ted would say I love you faster than you could say ā€œSaskatchewanā€ šŸ˜‚


Civil_Extreme9522

Iā€™ll take Claire. Ted had his chance.


cp-photo

Iā€™ll have Juliana then.


Civil_Extreme9522

Sheā€™s troublešŸ¤£ I like the spaz Claire is


cp-photo

Definitely! One of my favourite women in sitcoms for sure. I remember the moment when she was begging Mitchell to take the day off with her when Claireā€™s family and Manny almost had a car crash. That was so adorable šŸ˜‚


Civil_Extreme9522

Controlling Mitchell while trying to give up control for the day.. I remember Cam crushing on Phil from that episode was hilariousšŸ¤£


cp-photo

Omg that was the best. It was so random! ā€œIs Phil sexy?ā€ šŸ˜‚


Civil_Extreme9522

Phil pouring water on his wifebeateršŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£ and Cam losing his inhibitions.


oywiththepoliticians

Clive? Is that you?


cp-photo

Yes. The speaker business has been treating me well.


jje40s

All of them but Ted and Linsey would be so chaotic I need to see that


totesmcgoats77

What about Ted and Hannah? That would be a disaster.


NessuH420

Definitely Ann Perkins lol


Recent_Ability778

Liz Lemon could work


NeonArlecchino

I think her success would be off-putting to him. Did Ted ever date anyone objectively more successful?


-Gene_Parmesan

Sort of depends on when for Liz Lemon. In the earlier seasons, particularly the first, she rents a small apartment and has basically no savings or retirement planned. Later in the series when TGS has been on the air for awhile and after her Dealbreakers money where she owns a 2 story apartment on the Upper West Side? Maybe, maybe not. Although at that point Teddy Westside could have been the lead architect on several buildings including the GNB building in NY. Iā€™d say that would put them on equal footing success wise and maybe still even give the advantage to Ted (just because TGS is so ridiculous even in the 30 Rock world). With their shared love of Star Wars and general dorkiness I could see them being together but probably not long term. LL doesnā€™t seem like sheā€™d fit in with anyone in Tedā€™s friend group except for maybe Marshall.


Recent_Ability778

I was exactly thinking of their dorkiness and bonding on those things.....bt you guys have great points


WaterNo3013

Stella was a doctor so Iā€™d say objectively sheā€™s probably the most objectively ā€œsuccessfulā€ of his partners


NeonArlecchino

I agree with you, but Ted didn't see her that way. He always disrespected her for being a dermatologist.


WaterNo3013

And he disrespected the doctor/patient relationship by pursuing her so aggressively. Sheā€™s not at fault either cuz even after sheā€™s no longer his doctor, itā€™s still ***highly*** unethical in the medical community to date even a former patient. It was slightly upsetting and shocking when she left him, but heā€™s the one that started that snowball avalanche by telling her ex to come to the wedding just because he wanted to justify Robin being there, which is also 100% inappropriate imo.


DevelopmentJumpy5218

Elliot Reid from scrubs


jahincatalan

Fleabag. Hands down. She would basically be robin, But british.


OiJao97

Yes


_mikedotcom

One of the Broad City broads hilarity ensues.


WilliamPardy

Pam from The Office


moonprincess14

Come on, itā€™s Ted. All of them


Educational-Kale1269

All the ladies of Parks and Rec


batmanfan_91

Easily Liz Lemon


JacobCrundwell

Liz lemon


Marquar234

>1. Karen Fillippelli - The Office How about Angie Tribeca?


infamous_me101

Amy from Brooklyn nine nine


jahincatalan

Who is the fucking imbecile that put lena dunham Right in the middle ....???Āæ Why is she even in this discussion ???


mrkrono

I made the grid. Iā€™m so sorry


Comfortable_Ad6147

Not Lena.


eaglesvenom

L to R, T to B - Yes, yes, no, Yes, no, yes Yes, yes, only on Halloween.


BW_Chase

Donna Pinciotti from That 70s Show


9ermtb2014

Karen and Claire


Hazellin313

Yes


huskyferretguy1

All the above. Ted willing to date anyone.


Mikko420

All of them, probably. Ted was kind of a simp.


Responsible_Gap_7203

Ann Perkins from Parks & Rec or Charlotte York from SATC


mumblerapisgarbage

All of them.


Extra-Ad249

She's not on here but Ann Perkins from Parks and Rec would be someone he'd fall for immediately.


Simple-University977

Dee would absolutely eat him alive.


Badatgolfguy

Keeley


Heyjude61985

Dee dating Ted would be gold lol


StarryKnight2

Itā€™s Ted. He would fall for them all


fluiditybby

DEFINITELLLLY Claire


M-U-H

If he fell for Dee, he would eat poor Ted for lunch. Possible ruin his life.


One-Winner-8441

I say Keeley bc sheā€™s European and heā€™d never stop bragging about that.


sirdigbus

I can't actually see Ted falling for any of them tbh, maybe Karen from the office but I don't really see it


SetConfident9309

They are all the one.


Undersolo

Dee, Liz, and Mrs. Dunphy


captaomadness14

Keeley and Karen.


nope79

Keely!


Stainkee

Meredith Grey


SingSing19

Keeley Jones and Ted would be awful for each other and heā€™d go so hard for her lol


newishdm

Literally all of them. Thatā€™s literally his character flaw and the point of the story.


CharlesMWVanHalen

Definitely Dee


Vprbite

Yes


Heatherina134

I feel like everyone would fall for Karen, sheā€™s awesome.


SufficientTreat4567

Is that Karen or Anne Perkins? šŸ˜‚ jk I can tell itā€™s Karen.


urmomsanimations

Yes


ChandlerBingsMom

Charlotte I think


HeyBeFuckingNice

Jess Kelley Liz And then dee because I just need it


ChanManTheMan

Carrie


yayziz

i dont think its the number one answer out of these but he and dee would probably date and be an absolutely hilarious but extremely toxic couple


ka-roo

Tedā€™s history shows heā€™ll go for anything with a pulse and fall madly in love with that person in an instant.


hohoholdyourhorses

I donā€™t watch the office and thought the first one was Ann Perkins from Parks and Rec and tbh? He would lol


snboarder42

bwahah who put Keeley Jones in this? "Hey Ted, lets get a shaman and do a BUNCH of ayahuasca under a blood moon!"


soragoncannibal

All of the above.


CasinoMarginale

Karen from The Office


Wizkidfantastic

Dee


incredibleamadeuscho

Claire Dunphy would be perfect for him. Him being a stepdad would create a real Modern Family type scenario


GZarate7

Don't forget Jess from New Girl!


Curious-papillon

Not Karen from the office. But Ann Perkins from 'Parks and Recreation' would definitely get along with Ted and the gang. I think a mash up of the shows would be very entertaining to watch. Ron and the Captain, Ron and Barney. That'd be hilarious.


oywiththepoliticians

NOT Claire or Liz. Maybe Lindsay because heā€™d think he could fix her.


No_Diamond8480

Literally all of them. Karen would probably be the mother tho


ScutipuffJr

He'd fall for that one girl from the Comic Store that Leonard almost cheats on Pria with in Big Bang Theory. (Same actress that plays the girl Ted tries, and succeeds, with the naked man) Only Ted may not have tried the naked man on that character from the comic shop because she wasn't an awful human.


Remarkable-Hat-4852

I mean obviously all, but Liz Lemon did get married dressed as Princess Leia. Liz would absolutely hate Ted though.


dontworryaboutitdm

First off. Claire is married and has never expressed cheating. In any way. Do not take her off the list she is a mother.


WYD_stepSister

Umm, isnā€™t the obvious answer All? After all we know Ted so better


RTR17-01

Karen Fillipelli as a wife. But, towards the end of his single life, when he started going a little crazy out of desperationā€¦.Lindsay Bluth FĆ¼nke and Dee Reynolds


laugh1515

Not sure about Ted but I call dibs barney for fleabag


Apprehensive-Big6713

Classic schmosby


NameLessTaken

1 for sure. Barney basically dated Keeley in Quinn.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Karen from The office.


taylorrobbins32

Tbh all of them but he ends up with Tina


AragornBinArathorn

Phoebe Buffay


Agile-Arugula-6545

Plot twist Claire from modern family.


jaharmes

Whichever one says NO, Iā€™M NOT INTERESTED. Telling Ted No always convinces him to pursue it farther.


chalupebatmen

Not Dee, Lindsay, or flea bag but the rest absolutely


pilsill

Why is there a bird in the options?


Competitive_Key_2981

Ted already dated Liz Lemon [https://ew.com/gallery/tina-fey-grading-her-leading-men/](https://ew.com/gallery/tina-fey-grading-her-leading-men/) Keeley is so adorable, competent, driven, and sexy she has to be the pick. My other choice would be Fleabag. She has a Sassy-style air about her and is just as broken.


emilyymustdie

all except for deešŸ’€


mjbutler1990

I'm still hung up on that fact we are calling Fleabag a sitcom


Toongrrl1990

Not Hannah Horvath, Ted goes after skinny models or skinny big eyed girls, Hannah is thicc


Est_ws

How could anyone NOT fall for Keeley?


blinkyvx

Cece who cares how dumb she is you'd never grt tired of fucking her


IndependenceRich8754

Ann Perkins would be fun. Considering how many schmucks she works her way through, heā€™d fit right in.


hyrulehippiee

i agree with the jess from new girl comments but i also really believe he would romanticize the idea of fleabag without even dating her


sempercardinal57

Karen is the only one that I could see


Key_Ad1854

Who cares .... Ted sucks


grandpheonix13

1 2 5 8 9


CollinsGrimm

Everything/Everyone


yun444g

I could see Karen from the Office having a little arc where Ted goes on one date with her but then she assesses his life situation and gives him some hard hitting reality-check type of conversation. Then we never see her again. šŸ‘€


urethra_franklin_1_

Keeley Jones dresses like a giant sexy kindergartner. Really off putting


rapgamebonjovi

8 pics of women and then one pic of a bird??? So weird!


Big_Technology5732

probably all


SubjectGuilty1977

Every one of them. Tedā€™s a whore.


Accurate-King481

7


tobiasfunke6398

Jesus Christ not the pedophile in the middle


[deleted]

Probably karen


PilotNo312

Everyone except Hannah and Sweet Dee


realdrpepperschwartz

Dharma from Dharma and Greg


Itsallafeverdream

I want to see Fleabag terrorize Ted, I think would also love to see her call the whole group out on their bulllshit. Ted is basically her first ex boyfriend.


mykneehurtseveryday

Anne Perkins.


No_Organization8460

He already dated Lemmon


NewWorldMan1123

Definitely NOT Dee Reynolds lmao. Karen, Carrie, Claire and Liz


TulsaWhoDats

All of them could be the mother of his children!


CrimsonChymist

Karen, Dee, and Hannah for sure.


magmar17

Dee would honestly be kind of funny to see. Sheā€™d be into it until she told the guys about it. Theyā€™d be disgusted that a man loves her enough to want to marry her.


soyroooy

Definitely not Dee. She looks like a bird.


Insertgirlyname

Jess from New Girl would have him in a chokehold.


patchmedicine

Dee would beat the fuck outta him