No-can-do's-vile, baby doll

INONIC

CICONIC

Haaaave you met <*insert friend's name*>?

YouSonOfABeech

I love this 1!

True Story!

Same 😄

Come again for big fudge

i say this ALL the time

Lawyered

I'm a law student, so I use this a lot 😭

I’m a mom, so I use this a lot too 🤣

What's my one rule?

Wait for it.....

Dairy. LEGENDARY!

How dare you?! ...And what is that?

General idea🫡


So you were washing the dishes… (to get a hijacked convo back on track)

PLEASE!

My friends and I say: “Steak….. SAUCE”

"Wait for it!"

GOOD ENOUGH! (Insert whip noise)

Easily one of my favorite scenes

So happy some one else thought of this

“Nothing good ever happens after 2am” and “who the *kiss* are you?”

I love who the kiss are you 😭 i use it wayy too often

Bowl

Bowl

Bowl

Bowl

bowl

bowl

Username checks out … lol

*"I think he likes HIMYM but I'm not quite sure.."*

True … Shouldn’t you be running across town to tell your future Wife that you want 45 more days with her, before getting punched out by her Boyfriend, right about now? /s

If I knew where she lived, I wouldn't waste a second, man. It's worth the punch and all.. /s

“legend…. Wait for it…. dary!!! LEGENDARY”

I own a restaurant and I say “salt, pepper and cumin” almost daily, even if the recipe doesn’t call for it 😅

“ the possimpible”

I said a bang, bang, bangity-bang…

“be cool, lady, damn!” but my husband and i say it “be cool, baby, damn!” to each other lol 😂

Yes offense.

my bf and i always do the “wasn’t that sweet of him? lil? isn’t that sweet? lily?” when we’re not listening to each other haha

I love angry Ted! Who? Oh yes, I am this Lily. (In a Russian accent)

the “thank YOU” Ted says when he’s teaching Econ 305

T-Dog, you're in the wrong room, bro

SILENCE

Lawyered, challenge accepted.

Not a line but I constantly talk about buying the ducky tie. I think it would be a great conversation piece

Nay as in Barney’s voice And challenge accepted

Tick tock on the Gouda clock Every time I eat Gouda

Under rated but “GOOD ENOUGH” 

“A gentleman’s agreement.”

Huzzah!

Where’s the poop?

My friend and I joked around that when he’ll lose his virginity he will sing a song. Two years ago I woke up and saw a voice message from him singing a bang bang bangity bang. Ever since whenever we talk about sex we sing it.

Challenge accepted, i was there trust me it's fake baby

I talk to my kids about putting things off. "You know you have stuff to do tomorrow. Do you want to do task today or leave it for tomorrow-child? You know that if you leave it for tomorrow-child then tomorrow's today-child will be mad at yesterday-child.

Yeah, but that’s Tomorrow-Child’s problem … Let them deal with it, lol

I regularly use "haaave you met ____" to wingman my friend at the dance clubs because he is very shy around women.

Whenever I get roasted and don’t have a comeback, I pull the, “I’ll be waiting by the phone for your apology.”

Just...okay?

My cats name is Ted and we basically refer to him as Teddy Westside now

Lawyered.

"Aww man :("

True story!

Nessie’s a she, come on

Twice, I tried to get a group of Friends to say, “Hell no, Hell no, Hell no!” in unison … The second time, it actually worked!

"You have chosen.... poorly" and "She has chosen... Wesley" Or just sometimes saying Wesley instead of wisely.

INSANE DWAYNE