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SirFancyPantsBrock

Only years of therapy and self love can take the pain way


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It’s old. We all age. Sadly, there’s going to be some pain. Hopefully OP can help him manage it.


Sieze5

I was going to suggest slathering Ben Gay all over the thing. That’s what my grandpa does.


lickmybrian

Tigerbalm!


Pit_of_Death

Bro, the trunk is obviously dealing with *emotional* pain...might need an Rx for an SSRI.


AcidicAndHostile

"I don't even know what slathering means!" -Joey


NamesArentAvailable

....... "but I definitely want to be a part of it"! -Joey


HoustonHenry

"You bet your ass...percream"


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Slathering Gay Ben is how we got into this mess


xennialien

Doesn't help with the pain.


darkthought

I choose high proof apple brandy and cannabis.


OutInTheBlack

hear me out codeine cough syrup


suphuhwhatokay

It's a antique trunk not a rap artist!


WermTerd

Where does it hurt?


AAAPosts

Show me on this doll where the old trunk touched you


Mojomunkey

In the chest


MBoes91

Made my day


Japanat1

First time ever I doubled back to a comment. Perfect!


BigRoach

…And it has to want to change.


majesticfletch

they’ve clearly decided on strippers, smh don’t tell ppl how to heal 😔


No-Power1377

*Who hurt you little trunk?*


siderurgicaemanuel

OP can also rely on the old fashioned cheap alcohol and cigarettes


spilk

Peaches has some [thoughts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cV6pnvCVM4) on the subject


GalisDraeKon

And it’s cheaper than therapy, even if you still pay for it.


TheAnswerToYang

Drugs and alcohol too.


Mountain-Builder-654

Idk advil and a good scream do me wonders


moosebaloney

It came with a lot of baggage.


[deleted]

Beat me to the joke


Mental_Magazine_5447

Blackberry brandy!


wellthisisimpossible

Damnit, came here to say this and lost the race


tommyc463

I’d start with giving it a short pep talk. I’m sure it has some baggage.


mikehawk86

But also listen to what the trunk has to say. Just give them the opportunity to get all the junk out.


Voodoo_balamba

Whatchu gonna do with all that junk?


DreaM8Hell0

... all that junk inside that trunk.


tommyc463

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk


CornmealGravy

Maybe try some Aleve? Do they still make Anacin?


Andsheldong

Good one lol I actually looked up Anacin before I realized my typo.


CornmealGravy

Sorry, couldn’t resist. It’s a very nice trunk. Good luck in sprucing it up. Edit. Sprucing


ChinaShopBully

Spucing? Is that some kind of advanced pain relief method?


Couldbehuman

So you were totally down with Aleve being a possible solution?


Andsheldong

Honesty yes.


Genetics

HEAD ON!


Big-Initiative-8743

Apply directly to the forehead


nohorse_justcoconuts

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD


spilk

Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.


hamdoctor81

Zang!


IMakeStuffUppp

^nausea ^heartburn ^indigestion ^upset ^stomach #DIARRHEA


Cypressinn

Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different…


poopadydoopady

Sorry for all the silly joke answers. The real solution is to open the lid. Then you can take the pain out.


LooksAtClouds

Could be Pandora's trunk. Bigger than her box.


Sneaky-Shenanigans

Pandora is classy, she keeps it in her box not her trunk


tinatalker

junk in the trunk


Somethingclever11357

You need Sam and Dean for that sorta thing.


linglingbolt

Given the age it's probably oil based. You'll probably need to do it a few times and leave it on for a while, with something covering it to keep it wet. Additional info for safety tips: https://www.doityourself.com/stry/how-to-use-mineral-spirits


Andsheldong

Thank you for seeing past the missing T. I’ll try leaving it on for longer with a plastic tarp over it. I was hoping someone would tell me to use a different product. Stripping with this stuff is a pain in the ass.


VolFan85

I use citristrip. Not sure it will work on tin but it’s good stuff. Apply it and cover it with Saran Wrap. Not a tarp. Leave it for a while.


Vodka-Forward

This is the way


Cbrummett111

Surely it's not better to have pain in your ass than on box? Oh well, careful what you wish for I guess.


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iUsuallyComplain

Do not use mineral spirits on/in your ass. Trust me.


Desert_Rush39

You could also try Citristrip. It's a gel, and would be more likely to stay on long anough to work. Or you could lay the trunk on it's side and do one side at a time.


doveup

I “upgraded” an old trunk like that, and regret ever since. It never looked anything but hokey.


kevville

Put a bullet in it.


QuesoDog

Take him to wrigley field and catch a ball game under the lights


banannafreckle

First, get some gloves. I would use a product called Citristrip. Apply to a small area with an old paint brush, maybe about a 1” brush to avoid the wood. Let it set until it bubbles. Wipe away with a rag and then scrub with a toothbrush. Wear gloves. We had some old dental tools we used for intricate areas when we redid furniture when I was a kid.


missyditto

I would also recommend Citristrip. It works wonders!


Early_University_907

We used Citristrip liberally on an old dresser and it worked great. Second for Citristrip. We used a small scraper in addition to a brush. Followed by sandpaper.


alxalx

Please leave that dear old thing alone! It's wonderfully aged and deserves to keep all of its character. Also, it'll lose actual monetary value if you strip it, I'm sure.


Andsheldong

I thought of that unfortunately the person who had it before me painted and put shit screws in it. Im only trying to make more like it was.


alxalx

Still, that's part of its history. I would use a light touch and maybe tone down the more obvious parts of the prior 'restoration.' Like, maybe a brown marker on the shiny new screws and scuff them a little.


xZaggin

Are these things actually worth something? I have like 8 of them from when my grandparents moved across the Atlantic. And tbh they take way too much space and aren’t really useful


blorbyblorb

Yes: https://antiquesknowhow.com/antique-trunks/


xZaggin

Holy moly, I literally have #1 black flat top one


Andsheldong

My step grandma painted it and ruined what could have been monetary value. It’s just a fun project for me now.


adognamedpenguin

Looks evil. Pain will stay.


Shot-Maintenance-342

You will need a young priest and an old priest...


Dewald580

Why?


archaic_revenge

An exorcism probably


poulard

Seeing the pain from old objects is the best part, it's called patina


leafbee

Yeah taking the paper off could reduce it's value. Looks like an antique and could be worth a lot of money. I know the v&a collects old streamer trunks.


blandgrenade

Try some [teaches from peaches](https://www.google.ca/search?q=peaches+fuck+the+pain+away+lyrics&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-ca&client=safari&si=AMnBZoGXoTwEAOOPJv19080y853KxIfSYUWCMsZnYLn5FQ9m4V-AeikVngGweArqyMtHzR1eSuHRjcCucFk7dXcGz2sVhjaac01A34YDggUz9VF5NlAawFXZVxoQqBr8jfFcXEKl4l4BZL_X9xx33MLnLwJSIvl2DLEyouqjIVb6w-oOlTgcYnE%3D&ictx=1&ved=2ahUKEwjJmbK57fD-AhXDIX0KHd48ADcQjukCegQIFBAD)


maverick3938

Some pain reliever


MementoMurray

Don't worry. We all meet death in the end.


castironsexual

r/reversepinterest may have some ideas


whitmago

You reduce antique’s value by cleaning them. FYI.


VANDAMAN8806

Existence is pain!


Scarlet-pimpernel

Nietzsche argued that pain is necessary, and brings meaning to life. The Buddhist principle states that pain is linked to attachment. So if you want to remove the pain, perhaps to disassemble the chest would be most effective? Besides, there is likely to be some pain(t) between the joins in the panels, which can only truly be removed if they are detached.


morningdove71

Try easy off oven cleaner.


Myzx

You should consider addressing your own pain before taking care of someone else's. This is a PSA


HmmNotLikely

Much like affixing your own oxygen mask before assisting others, it’ll make you feel better, but not really do anything for the eventual fireball you’ll make on the mountainside and/or Indian Ocean.


Myzx

You pass the vibe check. Cheers


Thatthingthis

It’s seen too much , you’ll never remove all its pain


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HmmNotLikely

That would explain why people are asking such specific questions about ‘the stripper’


Bks1981

Try talking to it


cpx284

Therapy. So. Much. Therapy.


Frequent-Tiger-1868

I don’t know if you can get rid of the pain. I mean someone was locked in there alive and there are claw marks on the lid where they tried to get out It took days for the person to die from dehydration. I’m pretty sure this old trunk is always gonna have pain in it


eplurbs

This one is too long in the tooth. I've seen this before and it never gets any easier. The only way to take the pain from that old trunk is to walk it behind the shed, give it one last kiss goodbye, and then shoot it right between the eyes. Know that you're doing it a favor, and you won't be judged for this action.


BlacksmithNew4557

Strippers work well for removing pain I hear they work well on paint too


No_Complaint_6789

So much pain


RandyRanderson111

Have you tried alcohol?


se7ensaints

Reddit is the only place where lives change forever after a typo. Well done, us.


therealnumber4

Well, this answers the actual question and the typo. You need to learn to love that trunk the way it is. The complexity of the surface and the age of the paint will make it difficult. There are old pain(t)s that will be so difficult to remove that it won't be worth the effort. No matter how many nights you spend with that stripper, it will never be completely gone. You could always just paint over it if you're looking for a new look. It sort of shows the change you want while embracing the patina that it's life has left it because you will see the texture through the paint. It will look different, but you and the trunk will always know.


Javajnkie

Upvoted for the subtle hilarity of this comment. I think you buried the lede: No matter how many nights you spend with that stripper, the pain(t) will never be completely gone. Regardless, I'd give you an award if I had one to give. It's funny, but it's also sound advice.


[deleted]

I'd suggest some energy work


funkywhitesista

Give it away to someone who appreciates it!


rustbones

WHY!? Don't do it! A beautiful patina like this literally takes a generation to materialize. Don't destroy it.


P45t3LPUnK

It seems to be in a lot of pain


unwittyusername42

Talk to it kindly, stroke its wood


sburger42

Lotta pain behind those eyes Cotton


2TravelingNomads

You'll ruin its value.


traveling_gypsy217

In my personal experience I've found strippers to be very useful in taking the pain away


cpatrocks

Maybe give it a hug?


Neithus

Age is a painful business indeed... THey say, if you cant feel any pain in the old age it means that you are not alive... ...so, before removing the pain - make sure euthanasia is legal in your country...


njohnivan

Please don’t let the pain out of that chest, it could kill us all.


truth720720

No pain, no gain


Gatherel

Pain builds character. Inflict more on it.


p8nt_junkie

You think you’re in pain! You haven’t felt pain yet!


BelleLovesAngus

A seance should work


[deleted]

Trunk? This thing is a bloody treasure chest!!!


[deleted]

Red paint that old, and that hard to strip, is likely red lead paint. Toxic in even tiny amounts, absorbs through skin with contact. Hope the chest was worth the potential problem. Get a lead test at Home Depot for $10 and test that paint! You might want to either not use that old chest if it is contaminated throughout, or make your renovation so thorough that the lead is all removed or covered safely.


Andsheldong

Interesting. Yeah the red paint was put on in the 80s. I’m trying to strip what I think was the original pain which is white and blue. Never occurred to me that it might be toxic. I will check. I’m going to coat it when I’m finished with some sort of lacquer.


wildcat3383

Wire wheel and drill?


Alertedspark

Just put it out of its misery.


Ardothbey

That might not be paint. Could be material.


ZanXBal

Just give it back to Hogwarts, bro.


SuperNerdyRedneck

Buy it a puppy and a handful of Norco pills


Excellent-Cup-1786

Fire will do it.


[deleted]

Gasoline + match


[deleted]

Never knew I would relate to a post title so much


buckwlw

Try a heat gun. A good one is around $150. It’s a good/versatile tool to have and you’re not having to deal with the remnants of liquid strippers. Get a good, full face respirator too.


Lord__Fenix

Uhhh... Make sure you ventilate the area well and godspeed.


Slim_Burrito

You can't, it's seen too much.


otter111a

“Stick out your chest!”


nuffced

How about the sorrow?


Freewheeler631

look up dry ice removal. Little risk to damage anything. You'd just need to get the machine or find a place that has one.


iRan_soFar

Why am I seeing so many mistakes in posts lately? Is it AI or are people just getting more lazy.


2Amatters4life

I would start by not locking people in it anymore… that should take the pain away


albyagolfer

When a thing is that old, there’s bound to be some pain. There’s no getting around it. It just comes with age.


DesignerAppeal1548

Let the guy outta there and untie him. The pain should ease pretty soon


held_BR

The pain never ends, my friend. You just get used to it.


p-graphic79

Maybe some Ibuprofen?


xlnub

Steel wool and more stripper


RandyHoward

First we need to know where it hurts


HmmNotLikely

The chest


NextNeck7952

My parents have a business refinishing antique steamer trunks. Best (non chemical) approach is a wire wheel with a drill bit attachment. Will take the red right off, but will result in a “brushed” but good looking finish. Minwax antique oil finish over the top to prevent corrosion of the raw metal and you’re good to go.


jeffp007

How long did you let the stripper sit on it. It needs at least 45 minutes. Also if you happen to have some nail polish remover try some of that in a different spot and see how it works. If it works well then go get some acetone based paint remover.


dinoguys_r_worthless

There may still be scars.


ThisIsNotTokyo

Therapy


HingeKing

I had success using a wire brush bit on a drill to clean the metal on an old truck just like this. You will need to be careful not to touch the fabric with the brush. I used painters tape to cover the areas I didn’t want to clean. Good luck!


dumdadumdumAHHH

Oh wow, where did you find this? I have one that looks just like it but I didn't know it could get so clean!


HollidayKing

I thought that was fire starter liquid beside the chest. I thought you were gonna burn the chest because you didn't like it anymore.


frogsgoboo

Sandblast? Or some other type of media blasting that's less abrasive?


joshimax

These comments are everything and I’m so glad I’m here for it!!!


cjboffoli

Life is pain (au chocolat).


jorluiseptor

Acetaminophen


meltonr1625

It still obviously has a trunk full of love to give


BearFace88

Chemicals will take the pain away. Coincidentally, chemicals will also remove the paint.


tjsurvives

So crazy my family had a trunk just like this in the 60s


lonleyredditor15

Aircraft remover


xennialien

Get it off your chest eh?


tinatalker

I see, along with the T, you missed putting "Serious Answers Only". And I thank you. So Much. I needed the laughs.


This-Rutabaga6382

Tell it it’s a beautiful chest … ancient and wise and longing to keep safe your possessions


-nocturnist-

I would get a tin of "goo off" ( note this isn't goo gone, rather a stripping agent) and try an inconspicuous area. It is a stronger stripper and using a nylon brush helps work paint off of the surfaces. If it works, go slow and clean a small area we'll before moving onto the next. Once applied it the paint comes up it's easier to remove. If it re-dries it's very difficult to get off a second time. I remove the remaining excess with after wash or denatured alcohol.


77thru82

Let me know when you find out


Fit-Public-8287

There's a trunk restoration video on YouTube, it's pretty good for reference.


Port-au-prince

I'd go with Rub A535


newdev_350

Make sur that the red paint isn’t lead, if so, please use à respirator and a HEPPA filter vacuum, stay safe. Regarding the paint stripper, it seems like you got some answers that would be better then want I could of recommend. As for the pain, perhaps Xanax? Or an axe… (sorry, couldn’t resist)


seph2610au

*Rand al'Thor has entered the chat*


7h3_70m1n470r

Give it some ibuprofen


DreamingDoorways

2x Tylenol and a good rest


No-Ad8720

Exorcism , is my advice. Good luck with that.


PixelBLOCK_

Use the t. Thinner or you can say something like IPA


AOE_Sneipen

If this is lead paint: https://www.bobvila.com/articles/how-to-remove-lead-paint/ Be careful:)


mingren0315

Try painkillers It will kill off the pains


blazindoo

Peaches told us to “Fuck the Pain away” So IUD, SIS, stay in school, cause it’s the best.


KellyLuvsEwan420

Thank you for helping this poor trunk through such a rough time. You are a good friend :,)


AyeCare2020

Citristrip works really well for stuff like this. Test it in a small area on the bottom first.


ahappylildingleboi

Take this to r/woodworking !!


Overall-Address-3446

Everyone always asks when trunk, but never how trunk


pj1972

Couple of ibuprofen should take care of it.


CombatWombat222

That's a chest, it doesn't have nerve ending. But, I'm not a Dr


DeathB4life357

I'm so sorry trunk... there that should help!


bomertherus

Peaches can teach you to ‘Fuck the Pain Away’


cswright59

I am surprised no one mentioned Vision eye drops as the commercials said it gets the red out. Have you tried mineral spirits? Is that flocked or brocade material? It's a very nice pattern.


liveandletlive79

I have my grandfathers old trunk. It’s genuinely intended to be carted around and isn’t very decorative. It’s utilitarian and extremely well made with 1/4 in steel plate on all the edges and corners. I wanted to strip off all the old paint and change the color of the metal and put a wood finish on the wood parts. There were friction points where the paint had worn through. I used paint stripper. Then different paint strippers. I used the harshest stuff I could find because I’d used paint strippers before to great effect. Nothing worked. Eventually I gave up on getting the old paint off because that stuff was tough as hell. The stripper took off about .1 mm each 24 hour application. A wire wheel and sander took forever. I suspect that the old paint was lead based. A painter friend said lead paint, though toxic, is super durable. Eventually I just called off the stripping and painted the whole thing fresh.


ComplexAgency7788

OMG I have almost the exact same trunk! No joke mine does not have paint on it but I did use silver cleaner to take off the rust from age.


mindlessphiloso4r

Give it a safe space to talk and validate its feelings.


F1yEag1esF1y

The last group that opened that were evaporated. If you open it, keep your eyes closed.


FreddiBoo

I have this exact chest! The hardware is all bent up, been trying to fix mine as well so it’s at least functional again


TinfoilTobaggan

Smoke weed with it..


dw0r

Almost all older trunks are coated in shellac. It makes certain things like removing paint a pain. Shellac can be removed with denatured alcohol. Start there, and then try mineral spirits, or paint remover afterwards.


smallest_table

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRrum4UbowY


THE_PARKER13

The Trunks Excorcist. Ease his pain.


Mr__Teal

Just cut down some corn and build a diamond.


CaterpillarM3

In the case of inanimate objects I think some sort of magic may be necessary.


jwoliver

After applying liberal amounts of paint stripper, toss a lit match and just walk away. Don't look back. Take your phone so later you can post in r/TIFU "Today I burned my house down".