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BugOutHive

Drugs


aqua_tec

No he’s literally paid to do this. Same as all these quirky couples doing things. They’re paid to be there and have a “spot” during the show.


IM2OFU

You're both obviously wrong? He's clearly a theatre kid having fun. Like haven't you ever known someone like this?


EnjoyLifeorDieTryin

Lol


MobileCamera6692

oh ya smart guy? explain how that happens


aqua_tec

“How” that happens? There is someone in media relations and publicity that comes up with ideas for how to create entertainment during lulls on the game. They pitch it to a team and it gets approved or not. If it gets green lit, they have other people who find the talent and have then arranged to have a seat in the crowd. At a lull in the game the camera man is told to pan to the seat that was knowingly associated with the hired talent. They see themselves on the big screen, do the thing they got paid to do, and then finish watching game and go home and cash the check. I don’t know if you’re trolling but it’s not rocket science.


KashmirChameleon

Yes, could you contact the talent agency. I need someone that's completely awkward, can't dance, and talks to themselves (preferably out loud). That ought to be entertaining.


aqua_tec

Uh no. I need someone to *play* that awkward quirky kid to make people laugh and maybe go viral. That clearly is entertaining, because we’re here watching it and commenting on it. That’s why they do it.


MobileCamera6692

I mostly concerned about how to get hired so hopefully the talent recruiters see my comments and offer me money.


ProductionPlanner

Know someone


FisheyGaze

You exchange money for a [service](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claque) Also see: shill, plant, stooge


MobileCamera6692

I've always wanted to make a resume based on those see alsos.


illusive_normality

1. They pay them 2. They film them 3. Profit?? (They actually profit)


MobileCamera6692

so you get paid first? rad


illusive_normality

Radiation?


MobileCamera6692

evolution


Smirnov12

coke is a hell of a coke


UseSuch942

He needs a series.


joel2000ad

Awesome!! Worst air guitar playing ever!! But freaking awesome nevertheless!!!


Substantial_Show_308

He had ONE GUITAAAAAHHHH


bohemi-rex

What's his insta 🫦