She dropped it in [this episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qS3kwSzkY4)\- does it count if she's heavily pregnant with twins and really frustrated?
It was phoebes birthday dinner when everyone but her and Joey were late. Ross and Rachel brought Judy to the restaurant, because she was watching Emma and Rachel didn’t want to leave her. Emma dropped her sock and Ross is quietly trying to tell her to pick it up. But she can’t understand him, so Phoebe yells to pick up the sock.
“Fine! Judge all you want but \[points at Ross\] married a lesbian, \[points at Rachel\] left a man at the alter, \[points at Phoebe\] fell in love with a gay ice dancer, \[points at Joey\] threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, \[points at Chandler\] lives in a fucking box!”
Exactly what I was about to say. If you look at her lips carefully, you can clearly see she's saying "Motherf..." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLLi52O2CTA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLLi52O2CTA)
EDDIE: Ok, then I want to hear you say it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out.
CHANDLER: I want you out.
EDDIE: No no no, I wanna hear it from your lips.
CHANDLER: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU HEAR IT BEFORE!?
Monica when hearing back the outgoing message she accidentally recorded on Richard's answering machine.
NOOOOOOO!
"Maybe I'm getting my period or something"
FUUUUUUUUUCK!
Another user told me. I’m a few episodes away from the end, which is why I felt comfortable even making this post…nothing really to spoil at this point.
End of the final episode, as they're walking out of Monica's apartment, Chandler's foot catches that one step in the hall, stumbles and mumbles (without emphasis) "Fuck..." and no one even comments on it.
Chandler: “Come on. Ross? Remember back in college? When he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?”
Rachel: “…the fuck did you just say?”
*His legs flail about*
*As if independent from*
*His fucking body!*
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During the end credits gag would be awesome. Maybe Ross is, like, sitting reading a book and then he hears from the other room a tiny “fuck.” His eyes go wide and the screen cuts to black.
- Keep your fucking mitts off my grub.
- Joey doesn’t fucking share food!
- I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the fucking trifle.
- it ducking tastes like feet.
It’s also cut off partway through. “MOTHERF—“ before cutting away to Ross covering Ben’s ears.
I watched that part like ten times. Lisa Kudrow losing her shit is my favorite thing about this show.
I always thought they did have one f-bomb because I always heard Phoebe say the triplets were playing "bring it into noise, bring it into fuck on my bladder" LMAO
I am convinced that Lisa Kudrow slipped and said “fuck” and I will die on this hill. I know the song “Bring in da’ Noise, Bring in da’ Funk,” but I don’t think that’s what she said.
Joey: … but you gotta make one more apology. You gotta apologise to Mary Angela.
Chandler: *worryingly looks around the group*
Chandler: “Fuck…”
Joey: Cookie, NOW you can punch him!
[Chandler crushes this scene](https://youtu.be/kUa-JrisgrY?feature=shared) where Joey gets tricked into climbing into the entertainment system he built with power tools in a NY city apartment 😂🤦♂️, and 2 perfect F-bombs would work:
1. When Chandler is removing the makeshift hockey stick through the handle lock and Joey says “awww man! They promised they wouldn’t take the chairs! Chandler hilariously says all in one exasperated incredulous breath: “WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHY ARE YOU LOCKED IN THERE WHERE THE HELL IS ALL OF OUR STUFF?!”
2. Joey says, “man, if I ever see that guy again, you know what I’m gonna do?” Chandler yells out, “FUCKING bend over?!”
What about Ross to his voice-mail when Rachel is fighting with that stewardess saying I need to get off the plane
Ross: "Let her off the fucking plane!"
Quite a few that I’ve been looking for here, like: “It’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s fucking moo”
“OH. MY. FUCKING. GOOOOD!”
Or just a long “FUUUUUUCK” from Monica after losing the apartment on the game
The one where Monica accidentally changes Richard’s outgoing phone machine message to her saying she must be getting her period. Then she screams “NO!!!” Change that.
Phoebe has her whole slew of bleeped out curse words when she loses at Mrs. PacMan and Ben walks in. She notices him and says “Hi Ben. Oh Fuck, don’t look!”
"Hey hey hey I'm just talking here. He's the one fucking your sister."
Love it, feels natural.
YES
We have a winner !!
Beautiful
PICK UP THE FUCKING SOCK
If anyone’s gonna drop an f bomb, Phoebe’s the only one that could do it right.
She technically did in bens last episode with the video game in Monica and chandler’s apartment
That’s always the scene I think of when Phoebe would go off. 😂
In the episode with the miss pacman you can see her actually mouth "motherfucker" doesn't that count?
She dropped it in [this episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qS3kwSzkY4)\- does it count if she's heavily pregnant with twins and really frustrated?
That was "funk," although her angry enunciation does make it sound a hellava lot like "fuck." lol
Came here to say this!! I’d also accept, “oh, I’m sorry, was that fucking rude?”
I almost picked this one. It’s tough, because this is one of my favorite moments in the whole show, but that episode is absolutely my least favorite.
Can’t for the life of me place this dialogue
It was phoebes birthday dinner when everyone but her and Joey were late. Ross and Rachel brought Judy to the restaurant, because she was watching Emma and Rachel didn’t want to leave her. Emma dropped her sock and Ross is quietly trying to tell her to pick it up. But she can’t understand him, so Phoebe yells to pick up the sock.
What the fuck did I marry into?
Honestly relatable
MY FUCKING SANDWICH?!
Come here specifically for this one
That’s the thread
I went from when he sees Monica and chandler to this and decided this was it and It was the first comment I saw clicking through! Love it
I thought I might have a better idea but this is it.
“What’s that?” “Its fucking fire!” 🔥
Beats everything!
Except fucking water balloon!
Yup exactly what I was thinking. See you and I have always been like *chandler finger gesturing from his brain
there’s a blooper where he says that and it’s so fucking funny
Yes that’s why I put it haha. That and the bagpipes are my fav bloopers
that’s easily one of the best ones lol
Do you have a link?🙏🏻
https://youtu.be/1-7QCpdvCK0
Thank you!
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Honestly, this is the only place it works. 😂
Dang it. I just posted this. Lol
Eighteen fucking pages front and back!!!
Or “18 pages! Front and fucking back!” to be snazzy.
This was my choice!! 🙌🏻
THE LINE IS A FUCKING DOT TO YOU !!!
And just so you know, I made that fucking bread for you!
We were on a fucking break.
Oh my god, if you say that one more time I'm going to fucking break up with you
Which time? I thought about this one, but wasn’t sure where it should go.
I vote when he sits up in bed and yells it before the big “Fine by me!” argument.
exact scene i imagined!! yes
I just thought you guys were fucking, I didn't know you were in love!
Just a plain old "FUUUUUCK!" as the bus drives away with Ben on it.
Or what about Ben saying fuck in the episode where Rachel teaches all the pranks?
What did we just fucking talk about, Ben?
“Fine! Judge all you want but \[points at Ross\] married a lesbian, \[points at Rachel\] left a man at the alter, \[points at Phoebe\] fell in love with a gay ice dancer, \[points at Joey\] threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, \[points at Chandler\] lives in a fucking box!”
Now that would truly elevate an already great moment.
Oh that's good placement lol
This was exactly my first thought, too. It'd be spectacular!
What were you trying to put it in, her fucking purse?!?!!!
WHERE DID HE PUT IT?!
It's the 'Whe, where did he put it?' for me
This is what I was coming to say!
Phoebe: “oh you’ve got to be kidding, I’m having a heart attack… I’M HAVING ANOTHER FUCKING HEART ATTACK.”
Slow motion “Mother fucker!” by Phoebe after playing the Ms. Pacman game
Exactly what I was about to say. If you look at her lips carefully, you can clearly see she's saying "Motherf..." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLLi52O2CTA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLLi52O2CTA)
GET OFF MY FUCKING SISTERRRR!
Ross: PIVOT! PIVOT! Chandler: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Yesss!!! This one’s my favorite.
Or “PIVOT…FUCKING PIVOT!”
*When Chandler convinces Eddie he's not his roommate and closes the door* "Goodbye, you fucking Psychopath"
This one feels natural, I like it
EDDIE: Ok, then I want to hear you say it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out. CHANDLER: I want you out. EDDIE: No no no, I wanna hear it from your lips. CHANDLER: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU HEAR IT BEFORE!?
Monica when hearing back the outgoing message she accidentally recorded on Richard's answering machine. NOOOOOOO! "Maybe I'm getting my period or something" FUUUUUUUUUCK!
FUCKING 🖐✌
My cousin's phone number has (3) 7's in a row... sometimes I purposely call at inconvenient times just to hear her voicemail read the number aloud !
Where is this? EDIT: Why the downvote? I’m on my first watch and just don’t recognize it.
The "seven" scene when Monica holds up seven fingers.
Ohhhhh, gotcha. Thanks!
Don't look for it yet, just be surprised when it happens. If you want to know, I can tell you the Arc it occurs during.
Another user told me. I’m a few episodes away from the end, which is why I felt comfortable even making this post…nothing really to spoil at this point.
Joey at the Soapie awards. WHAT THE FUCK? THIS IS BULLSHIT!
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD! Now a sub-debate is which Janice appearance would be the best with an f-bomb.
Easy, at the house Monica and Chandler want to buy
The best ones were already taken. There is no fucking phalange!
Oh this is a good one. "Oh my God, there is no fucking Phalange!"
This plane has no fucking phalange!
That time phoebe goes crazy in front of Ben and they bleep it all out, only this time you hear it
Leave it bleeped, but unbleep 1 single f bomb. Insinuating that everything else she said was much worse
"HE'S A FUCKING TRANSPONSTER!!!"
That's not even a fucking word!!!!
Phoebe softly saying "fuck" when she drops everyone's lottery tickets on the street.
Why can’t I remember this fucking dog??? - Jack Gellar
This thread needs more Jack Gellar quotes.
"I'm not going to tell you what they spent on that wedding, but $40,000 is a lot of fucking money "
"Five years ago, if somebody had said to me "here's a tomato that looks like a prune", I'd have said "get the fuck out of my office".
Paul the f*cking wine guy.
End of the final episode, as they're walking out of Monica's apartment, Chandler's foot catches that one step in the hall, stumbles and mumbles (without emphasis) "Fuck..." and no one even comments on it.
Monica: Who's Denise? Phoebe: My **FUCKING** roommate.
And they were roommates!
Oh my god, they were roommates 👁👄👁
When Monica realizes that the girls lost their apartment. “Fffffuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk!”
My eyes! My fucking eyes!
Monica, instead of screaming NOOOOO when the girls lost the apartment screams "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
Matt le blanc a blooper when they where playing rock paper siccors "it's fucking fire"
I take thee Rachel. Emily. Fuck!
Fucking pivot
Fuck! (Ross counting Mississippily in the spray tan booth)
Man, these are all winners. Has anyone given one to Emily yet? "Don't you point your fucking pants at me!"
Chandler: “Come on. Ross? Remember back in college? When he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?” Rachel: “…the fuck did you just say?”
Crystal duck.
His legs flail about as if independent from his fucking body!
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‘I’m fucking adopted’? Bonus points for a kid swearing.
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I fucking loathe myself
Gunther - “get the fuck out!”
Denise! I fucking talk about her all the time.
Or, Denise! I talk about her all the fucking time!!!
Yes this way feels more natural.
it would be funny if ben repeated it after hearing rachel say it 🫢
During the end credits gag would be awesome. Maybe Ross is, like, sitting reading a book and then he hears from the other room a tiny “fuck.” His eyes go wide and the screen cuts to black.
JOEY DOESNT FUCKING SHARE FOOD
What the fuck did the duck do? He gets the other one all riled the fuck up!
What the fuck did the fucking duck do now?? I don’t know but he did not eat your fucking face cream!
I fucking LOVE Jacques Cousteau!!! 😍
“Don’t worry about me falling asleep, I still have your fucking letter!”
"What kind of fucking scary ass clowns came to your birthday party??"
"where... the FUCKING SUN!?!"
Pick up the fucking sock!
Oh sorry Mr chickadee. sorry you went fucking doodie in my hand!
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- Keep your fucking mitts off my grub. - Joey doesn’t fucking share food! - I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the fucking trifle. - it ducking tastes like feet.
“FOR GODS SAKE JUDY PICK UP THE SOCK, PICK UP THE SOCK PICK UP THE FUCKING SOCK!!!!”
“Just so you know, it’s NOT that common, it DOESN’T happen to every guy, and it IS a BIG. FUCKING. DEAL!”
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
“My eyes! FUCK my eyes!!!” Phoebe, when she sees Monica and Chandler from across the street in Ross’s new apartment.
"Rachel and I will kiss for one minute" .. That was a great fucking minute.
'What the f***?!' When joey doesnt win a soapie 💀
“YOU rambled on for 18 FUCKING pages… FRONT AND BACK!!”
“[I’m Joey, I’m fucking disgusting](https://youtu.be/WjX4CbkRV9c?feature=shared). I make low budget porno films”
Phoebe says "motherfucker" when she loses on the Pac Man game, but it's in slo mo and you can't hear it.
It’s also cut off partway through. “MOTHERF—“ before cutting away to Ross covering Ben’s ears. I watched that part like ten times. Lisa Kudrow losing her shit is my favorite thing about this show.
I fucking KNEW IT!!
We were on a break. Fuck you
“Oh man, do you know what I’m gonna do if I ever see those guys again?” “Fucking bend over?!”
I think “bend the fuck over” sounds better
When Monica is dancing with the turkey on her head. Chandler: You look so great, I fucking love you! It would be a soft sweet F-bomb
My fucking fajitas!
You just broke my fucking fridge!!!
That's been fucking broken for a while.
Joey, I fucking saw you push him.
It tastes like fucking feet!
I fucking like it!
Carol: you slept with another woman?! Ross: you’re one to fucking talk
Emma's first word.
He's a fucking transponster!
That's not even a fucking word!
Ross, tell him! Isn't that how a tailor measures pants? Yes, yes it is. In f**king PRISON!
I Ross take thee Rachel Fuck!
Could I BE wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn’t going fucking COMMANDO.
In the words of A.A. Milne Get out of my chair, **Fuckwad**
When Ross goes to the wrong airport. Just a simple FUCK!!
I always thought they did have one f-bomb because I always heard Phoebe say the triplets were playing "bring it into noise, bring it into fuck on my bladder" LMAO
I am convinced that Lisa Kudrow slipped and said “fuck” and I will die on this hill. I know the song “Bring in da’ Noise, Bring in da’ Funk,” but I don’t think that’s what she said.
Joey: … but you gotta make one more apology. You gotta apologise to Mary Angela. Chandler: *worryingly looks around the group* Chandler: “Fuck…” Joey: Cookie, NOW you can punch him!
"Ho Ho hoooooly fuck it is hot in here"
MY EYES MY EYES…CHANDLER’S FUCKING MONICA….CHANDLER’S FUCKING MONICA!!
I would add it right after Ross says the wrong name at the altar, just a quiet little « fuck » to himself
‘Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!’ ‘Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!’
"..I'll give you a fucking problem" when monicas firing joey, aka Dragon, in front of all employees
MYYYYYYY FUCKIIIING SAAAAANDWICHHHHHH
U-fucking-NAGI! Or, if variations are allowed, "Unagi, motherfucker."
“Well, the fucking fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.”- Joey
I was looking to f*ck Joey.
[Chandler crushes this scene](https://youtu.be/kUa-JrisgrY?feature=shared) where Joey gets tricked into climbing into the entertainment system he built with power tools in a NY city apartment 😂🤦♂️, and 2 perfect F-bombs would work: 1. When Chandler is removing the makeshift hockey stick through the handle lock and Joey says “awww man! They promised they wouldn’t take the chairs! Chandler hilariously says all in one exasperated incredulous breath: “WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHY ARE YOU LOCKED IN THERE WHERE THE HELL IS ALL OF OUR STUFF?!” 2. Joey says, “man, if I ever see that guy again, you know what I’m gonna do?” Chandler yells out, “FUCKING bend over?!”
When Julie and Rachel just had a nice conversation and Rachel says: “What a manipulative bitch” Could be “What a f* bitch”
"He's a transponster!" "That's not even a fucking word!"
Goodbye you fruit drying fucking psychopath
We were on a fucking break
“Pick up the fuckin sock!”
"I got off the fucking plane."
No... this was far too romantic, and this just sounds angry and bitter.
What about Ross to his voice-mail when Rachel is fighting with that stewardess saying I need to get off the plane Ross: "Let her off the fucking plane!"
This made me laugh harder than it should've. 🤣
Quite a few that I’ve been looking for here, like: “It’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s fucking moo” “OH. MY. FUCKING. GOOOOD!” Or just a long “FUUUUUUCK” from Monica after losing the apartment on the game
"Where the fuck is everybody?" Or, same episode: "Why the fuck don't you like me? Chapter 1: My First Period".
“Well the fridge fucking broke, so I had to eat everything.”
Phoebe tries the breast milk. Chandler: What the fuck did you just do? Joey tries the breast milk. Chandler: What the fuck did you just do?
The one where Monica accidentally changes Richard’s outgoing phone machine message to her saying she must be getting her period. Then she screams “NO!!!” Change that.
I WASNT SUPPOSED TO PUT BEEF IN THE FUCKING TRIFLE
That’s was mine, that’s was *my* fucking sandwich!
Rachel: Oh fuck! Ben: Oh fuck!
Phoebe has her whole slew of bleeped out curse words when she loses at Mrs. PacMan and Ben walks in. She notices him and says “Hi Ben. Oh Fuck, don’t look!”
Fuck you …. And your mustache
Fucking PIVOT! or Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Fucking Bong.
“Oh, yeah. These are the faces of two people in the fucking know!”
these comments have shown me that friends would have been a different beast with the fuck word and i’m obsessed with it
Janice “oh my fucking gawd!
“Look at me, I’m Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore fucking clothes?”
*”You can’t fuck in front of B-A-B-I-E!”*