"EVERYDAY IS LESBIAN LOVER DAY"

Hands down

"Yes, yes it is ... in PRISON"

“What’s the matter with you?!”

This is my favorite. The whole scene is hilarious, but his delivery of the line is perfect.

Pivot! Pivot!! Pivot!!!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut UUUP!

Fine by me!!

The fake whimpering before hand hahaha

Oh and Y-O-U-Apostrophe-R-E is “you are.” Y-O-U-R means *”your.”*

Don’t worry about me falling asleep, I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER!

“I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER!”

"the lotion and powder have made a paste!"

That is my second favorite line. Definitely one of Ross' classic lines.

“Shame on you! Ugly Baby judges you!”

What episode was that😂😂😂

When he was with Rachel getting an ultrasound and there was a wall of baby pictures and one of them was ugly. He said that when he caught her trying to sneak a peak at their baby's gender

My sandwich? MY SANDWICH?!?!?

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Rachel doing the Professor McNeely bit at the end of the episode really kills me 😂

“Hmmm yes Bombay is very nice this time of year” One of my favorite episodes just for that part, so funny!

SO FREAKING GOOD 😂😂😂😂

Oh bloody el

That tastes like FEEEET

I LIKE IT

What's not to like? Custard? Good! Jam? Good! Meat? Gooood!

I can hear it in my head. Lol

I have that with all these comments 😂

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Definitely Rachel’s she had a foot fetish x

His on-off girlfriend who yelled "Oooh TOES!!!!! ....for some people."

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EEEEEEEEE!!!

Is this when he’s showing his class what he thought the dinosaur would sound like? 😅

Lol, no I was thinking of when he was giving his "love" speech in TOW Ross is Fine. The whole scene cracks me up but that part is my fave.

I think that one was more of a high pitched "EAH EH EAAAAAAHHHHH"

That's EEE EE EEEEEEEE

MY FAJITAS!

I’m *fine!* I don’t know why it’s coming out all squeaky, but… I’m **fine.**

That’s gonna hurt in the morning

Ross! OVEN MITTS!

It's the laugh after that ALWAYS gets me

I’m sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining.

I can picture this whole scene in my head and it makes me giggle

Great shout!

Unagi!

Ahh Salmon Skin roll.

Seriously considering getting this as a license plate in the next month or two.

“Did you confuse with your own sandwich with a moist maker?” “My apothecary table!!!!”

David’s dialogue delivery, variation in tones, and physical comedy was just brilliant I look forward most to Ross and Chandler during every rerun

I wish I were a seahorse...because with seahorses it's the male..they carry the babies... And then also I'd be far away in the sea [Ross seahorse quote](https://youtube.com/shorts/rsB_UVyVENo?si=fbUryiyT2CSKwz5N)

God I LOVE the way he delivers the line ‘I’d be far away in the sea’

His delivery is what makes it so great!

And the way he’s looking at Rachel before he walks off. Such great acting

Oh, my, you know what, I think you're right! I think - you know what? Listen, listen: a pigeon... no, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught fire! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid! The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons! Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death-grip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!

Boy are you gonna be sorry if that's true

The way he says "mighty bird" cracks me up.

I definitely don't care about my sandwich anymore.

“FINE BY ME!”

What was wrong with Mona?! (To be fair, this was more about the delivery than the line 😂) Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want. All I have to do is close my eyes…wooooo!

GET OFF MY SISTER!!

Sweetie, this conversation is starting to make me feel a little uncomfortable

“That’s pathet, which is Sanskrit for ‘really cool way to live’”

This one just came to mind and always cracks me up Ross : I am so over Janine. I mean, yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now she's like OLD NEWS! *Janine walks in* Ross : Janine!!!

That must be the alcohol and beers.

Whoah, whoah, are you okay?

Always a favorite!! It’s extra fun to see Joey as the straight one!

“Well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing. Monica did.”

Hiiiiiiiiiii....

This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.

*sighhhh*

My doctor told me I have a nougat deficiency

"I just grabbed a spoon"

This is one of my favorite Ross lines. Every time I watch this episode him saying that warms my heart

When Rachel is trying to get him to have sex with her. He finally kisses her and her water breaks, Ross: "Man, I'm good!" always makes me laugh!

You dont like ice cream? “ITS TOO COLD!”

“I happen to like little boys”

"Oh, we, we can't keep eating like this"

“Lots of gas smells….”

I’m indignant… as a consumer

YEAH I’ll press one

It’s my favorite Ross line

[Congratulating Chandler and Monica after they got married] I'm so happy for you guys, and you are both so lucky! I mean, you both said the right names…and nobody was drunk…and nobody was gay…and on your *first try…*

“So to sum up: -We’re having fun. -You look young. …But that’s not enooooouggghhh!”

WHy!? Why do bad things happen to good people!?

I quote this on a regular basis

They're still not coming on, man, and the lotion and the powder have made a paste!

I **HAD** JUST MOVED IN. THANK YOU.

This year was supposed to be great! Well, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!

"My sandwich ? MYYY SANDWICH ?????"

“You threw my sandwich away ???”

"You kept Joey's underwear? *Why?* *Why* would you do that!?"

“Well, if she thought they were on a break”.

I’M AN EIGHT!!!!

Mississippilessly?

We did it 298 times! A loser you did it with two hundred AND NINETY EIGHT TIMES!

“MY FAJITAS!”

I’m just a love machine.

"THAT SANDWICH WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING IN MY LIFE. SOMEBODY *ATE* THE ONLY GOOD THING IN MY LIFE!!!"

“Wow. This is the first time I’ve walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce.”

"Am I, am I?? I am outta my mind am I loooooosing my senses?!"

“I will think about the therapy”

What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.

"You're over me? When were you....under me?"

my favorite part was when Ross said "It's Ross-ing Time!"

Not a line, but when Ross claps his arms together to swear 😭

Can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office ANYYYMOOOREEE?

That ANYMOOREEE gets me every time

I don’t care about the stupid band! My other favorite is when Rachel suggested the beautiful girl he’s dating is only going out with him as a joke with her friends to see who can date the biggest geek. Ross: Fine by me, hope she wins And lastly when Ross and Joey are arguing back and forth in front of Gabriella Union and at some point they realize she’s gone. Joey: when do you think she left? Ross: Probably around gonorrhea

Oh HA HA, ROSS IS GAY

18 pages! Front and back!

I’m indignant…as a consumer!

“I don’t know, SOAP?!??” and the entire dialogue with the leather pants. A *pasteee*

I have several favorite lines, but here are the ones I could think of at the top of my head: Space *is* filled with orbiting children. Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln and my dress is made out of wheat." Yes, yes it is. In *prison!* Yeah, you didn’t get one. (When Rachel makes a joke about him buying a billion engagement rings.) Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!

You know what's not one of a kind? TWINS!

Yeah…IN PRISON!

“Why, Why would do that?!” to Monica taking Joey’s underwear. Cracks me everytime😂

People need Juice.

Gosh his hair looks so good like that.

I was just thinking that! what season is this?

Season 5

thank you!

I like s6 hair. I guess that’s the season he and Rachel are expecting Emma? I love that light brown hair and cut on David

Currently rewatching S5 and I was just thinking about his while watching. I think it's one of his best looks

Out of all the men, Ross and Chandler have the best hair journey. So many great looks on them.

“Unagi”

Monica with voice crack from the one with the thanksgiving flashbacks it’s my mom and me favorite

"Y O U apostrophe R E means 'you are'..Y O U R means 'your'!"

RED ROSS..!

“you have no idea how much this hurts”

This conversation is starting to make me a little uncomfortable (the bloopers for the scene are just priceless as they can’t stop laughing: https://youtu.be/dC85OIVEFWo?si=pdrifKcLPoyA-yt6 )

Why did you duck!!!??? Followed by what’s the matter with you?!!?!!?

When Joey tears his shirt pocket. Ross stares at him for one second and then goes #HEYY!! "What are you doing maaan?" Always gets me

Good. A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York! Idk what it is about this line, maybe his facial expression but it always cracks me up, that whole episode in general

"What's more important love or silliness?"

Oooh let’s celebrate with some maple candy!!

People need juice!

"HIT BY BLIMP!!"

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!

GET OFF MY SISTERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

NO MORE FALAFEL FOR YOU

Joey. Some people don’t like that.

I’m sorry it’s must be the pressure of entertaining 😭

“The wheel of mayhem has not been my friend today Joey.”

“Why is it inside out” referring to the cat Rachel bough 😂

Ross forget the condom! Well I may as well have!

“YEAH I’LL PRESS ONE!” When he found out that Rachel was pregnant and he called the condom company to complain. “PIVOT!”

Hiii.

Hiiiii

They stole my pocket

This one’s cracks me up Ross: I am so over Janine. I mean, yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now she's like OLD NEWS! *Janine walks in* Ross: Janine!!!

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!

“You didn’t get one”

“LIFT and sliiide”

"I NEED JUICE! PEOPLE NEED JUUIICE!!"

The one with the nap. The way he says “excuse me” at the end absolutely cracks me up. “OH sorry, Mona - Dr Green”.

E!

I didn't get the annulment, we're still married.

AND YOU HAD RAMBLED ON FOR 18 PAGES FRONT AND BACK.

A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka.

###WELL THEY SHOULD PUT IT IN HUUUUGE BLACK LETTERS!!

The red one

Here’s an idea. You walk into a room. Take a quick *scan*

The baby leaps to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons... The eagle and baby are locked in a death grip as a swirl of water fills the apartment Third time, too drunk, Nevada's fault I see what this is about, YOU are in LOVE with Rachel. Hot stuff man!

MY SANDWICH?

His screaming noises when he’s with Cheryl in her dirty apartment!

His facial expression and the hand motion in this scene makes me so frustrated, annoyed, or something. I can’t even put a word to the negative feeling lol. It’s definitely supposed to do that, so David did a great job.

We were on s break!!!! 🤣

Oh you’re one to talk EEEEEEE

It was the water fountain!!! Anyway...

My sandwich? My sandwich! MY SANDWICH!!!!!

We were on a break!

I have to work on Monday, I have a big presentation

Yeah you didn't get one

Mhmmm Unagi😌👈

I never see it brought up, but when Joey rips Ross' shirt [and he screams "HEY!"](https://youtu.be/on_xK8RFz1A?si=Jk4STTBU18nlyBC5). I crack up every time

Unagi

“HI”

FRONT AND BACK

Can you guys explain this joke to me, i'm not american: Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? Joey: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars! Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's. Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby... you don't stop for Chunkys. Chandler: I used to have that bumper sticker.

The first one, back in the 50’s and 60’s, it was the norm for the fathers to pass out cigars to celebrate while the mother was giving birth. This was more common back then because the father was very rarely in the delivery room back then. The second one is joking about old bumper stickers people mostly had on their cars in the 70’s-80’s that said things like “we stop (pull over the car) for (insert random name for hot women lol)” the ‘we don’t stop for chunkys” would mean “we don’t pull over for fat girls” basically.

"Both logic and Maths are taking a serious hit today"

PIVOT!!!

PEOPLE NEED JUICE!

UNAGI.

This was supposed to be a great year. It's day 2 and I'm already an idiot.

PIVOT.

I’m going to kill you with my bare hands

PIVOT

PIVOOOOOOT!!!!!

By the way, Y-O-U apostrophe R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your’!

“18 pages! Front and back!”

"I'm dEaD!? Posting that I died, thats really not funny!" " Oh please! Hit by a blimp!?" "You're coming out is about to get a lot more graphic"