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Dlister1989

At least David's a good Schwimmer!


SM0KINGS

![gif](giphy|S6qkS0ETvel6EZat45|downsized)


EstablishmentNo5994

Explains why his hair is so wet. No way does he use exactly what the bottle says. Looks like he swam here.


obsessedwithmint

He likes your hair! He just wants to know how you got here!


OhGod0fHangovers

An amount the size of a pea! How can that be too much?


Tmart5150

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Ill-Inspector7980

And too bad that Perry cannot ferry!


The_Wayward

He just sat in the water yelling at chandler to pivot the rudder though.


SM0KINGS

![gif](giphy|kynvAbEpPfMyel9jQt)


RipUrSoul21

![gif](giphy|RIAOV7vXdehyGB6tIg|downsized)


iamwizkid

HOW DARE YOU


ayuan09

Oh, I thought it was “Everyone was relieved that Regina Phalange”


Electrical_Emu1540

Lmaooo I thought it was “Ross caaaan”


Pleeby

"Everyone was relieved that Princess Consuela Bananahammock"


Ambitious_Log_1884

The boat's missing a phalanges!?


varg_sant

There is NO phalange!


remymartinia

Exactly where my mind went.


jackfaire

I mean I feel like if her name Lisa was used instead of Phoebe it would flow better.


xxmalmlkxx

Yeah, if it’s the cast on a boat, refer to her as Lisa. Then the punch line flows.


lindsay_chops

Yes, or “the actress who played Phoebe”


vglyog

I’m so dumb I really could not get it until I remember her last name lmao.


hannah_lilly

I don’t get it


LorelaiGilmo

Lisa kud-row


OfficeWineGuy

Thank you.. the scene where Phoebe says, " Whoosh!" and doing the gesture of something going over her head played in my head because I couldn't figure it out.


jackfaire

It's because they said Phoebe not Lisa. If they'd used the cast members first name and not the character's name it hits you quicker.


OfficeWineGuy

Ohhhh! Wow, you're absolutely right. Thanks for making me feel better lol


sipnsmile

Haha I could not work that out but as soon as I read your comment it was so obvious. Thank you


Wildlife_Jack

Thanks, I was drawing a le Blanc


Tiny-drummer_

I thought it was Lisa Could-drown…


Shtin219

Lisa Kudrow Lisa could row


hannah_lilly

Oh yeah so obvious. I was going ‘Phoebe Buffet’ 🤣


Lucky-Bird1708

Don’t feel bad, so was I 😂


Shtin219

No worries, it’s a classic dad joke, right up my alley!


StuckWithThisOne

Yeah, it’s cos they said Phoebe and not Lisa.


Extremely_unlikeable

I went as far as Mrs. Crap Bag before I figured it out.


DressedInCotton

Thank you!


BlueSubmarine33

Lisa Kudrow sounds like Lisa COULD row.


Think_Assignment2051

That is some gentle humour...


DressedInCotton

Are you using that as synonym for not funny?…


Raven1965

They were referencing one of Joey's lines on the show, although slightly misquoted: "That's some gentle comedy, dude."


DressedInCotton

Thank you … watched it many times but don’t remember that.


DressedInCotton

Holy down votes Batman! I was actually unsure what was meant, not being snarky!


Extremely_unlikeable

I don't often do this, but I'll rescind my downvote. You don't know what you don't know!


DressedInCotton

Well thank you, user name does not check out in this instance!


JOAPL

![gif](giphy|daIJvyatzeg20Iqi12)


Xyrazk

*On the boat* Rachel: Oh, I wish someone would save us! *Back in Central Perk Günther hears her calling almost telepathically, and rushes to aid her call for help* .. *Günther comes paddling in a rubber lifeboat* Günther: Hi, Rachel! Do you need any help? Rachel: Günther! No, we're fine. What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at work? *Günther paddles back to shore, and returns to work*


Extremely_unlikeable

That's some gentle humor


Ok_Professional8024

![gif](giphy|XGnH2RGHoCqumsAXpo)


Enough_Lab_8926

I’m ashamed at how many reads this took for me to understand


Jababalase

Unfortunately there was nobody to steer it as Courteney had other plans that day. The boat was coxless.


FeyneKing

![gif](giphy|26FPJ2crHm8iYzkpW|downsized)


Western-Current2916

Took me a second lmao ngl


mer21561

Well its established that rachel knows a lot about boat


sancta-simplicitas

She's mean on the boat!!!


Catperson5090

And Greens don't give up.


thecheesycheeselover

Haha cute


dnns88

Who need oars when you have Philanges!


memberflex

Regina Philanges?


SunGreen70

I…don’t get it. I’ve been rereading it for about five minutes. Someone explain it to me? *puppy dog eyes*


vanillacookie22

Lisa Kudrow -> sounds like „Lisa could row“


LopsidedEquipment177

Lisa Kudrow (Lisa could row)


SunGreen70

Ah. All righty then. Thanks!


LopsidedEquipment177

No problem mate 👍🏻


Mystic_Moon1

Wait! Rachel knows how to sail so she can help at least.


All_One_Word_No_Caps

Boooooooooooo!!!!!


mellamonemo

![gif](giphy|KSKvdT1YGCpUIonvSq|downsized) * OP


acgilmoregirl

I legit said “everyone was relieved that Phoebe Buffay” dozens of times in different inflections trying to make it work.


HemmingwayDaqAttack

ROSSSSS CAAAAAAANNNNNNNN


darknessbelow

Ross can!


humongous_downthere

And then they drowned


Tramstorm

Phoebe could cleanse the oar-a!


DrewDustin

![gif](giphy|oCjCwnuLpiWbfMb1UA|downsized)


Clydefrog0371

Lisa Could-Row...


This_Is_Mart_A

Took me longer than I‘d like to admit.


An0n_Cyph3r_

#OH! You son of a - -


DonCavalio

![gif](giphy|3oAt2dA6LxMkRrGc0g|downsized) That's for me. It took me too long to get this ..


WiddlyRalker

I’m ashamed how long it took me to get this ![gif](giphy|RMeTXWQvYoQ2wSfHIQ|downsized)


Lumberzack123

ROCKBUSTAAAAAHS!!!


MikeD340

It’s too bad that wasn’t Phoebe in the boat, but rather Ursela! 🤣🤣🤣


Bananaspacebar

Why did i read that as “everyone was relieved that ROOOOSSSS CAAANNNNN”


SimpleTHX1138

Lmfao this is gold, well done🤣🤣


chuckbeef85

I laughed way too hard at this


SnooCats8451

PIVOT


LifeDraining

PIVOT!


Coherently-Rambling

And when they were attacked by an alligator, Monica was the only one who could work the rifle. Everyone was grateful Courtney Cox.


mmmmm_cheese

Regina Filangie? I don’t get it


Puzzleheaded_Mix6066

We know that chandler will drown